Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about 'little bastards' after a middle schooler who was arrested in Florida for stabbing his teacher with a thumbtack.
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00:00we're off to fort myers next where a middle schooler there has been arrested a 12 year old
00:09arrested for piercing a teacher's hand with a thumbtack well i mean you can't do that what a
00:16little psycho little bastard huh ow you little bastard i have a story i have to share about
00:23this but if you've had a run-in with a little bastard feel free to reach out 1-855-954-6969
00:29what was your run-in with a little bastard uh 1-855-954-6969 so i forgot to tell you guys this
00:36over the weekend i took jameson out i'm walking down the path there's three kids approaching
00:42two guys i would say they're maybe around this age like 11 12 yeah but um you know two guys
00:51fairly tall one much shorter yeah the shorter one the rowan yeah yeah the shorter one goes
00:58oh isn't that cute but yeah walking your gerbil amazing i love this guy i love this kid i stopped in my
01:08tracks i'm like what did you say oh yeah i'm like listen you little douchebag yeah oh wow no i did i
01:19said that because i was so pissed i'm like listen to a little douchebag yeah he gets into a fight with a
01:24little yes of course he was i'm like what are you three feet tall yeah i'm like i can set this dog
01:29loose he will rip you to shreds right because you're nothing but a little douchebag and his boys
01:34were like his oh burn so he didn't say another word they just turned tail and walked away no they
01:41went right to the police they went right to the police i couldn't believe it i was so offended i'm
01:46like that is kidding me right now you like cover jameson's ears he covers his ears so jameson
01:51doesn't hear this oh my god you're not a gerbil you're not a gerbil amazing he's crawling out
01:58you're a gerbil i will say this though there's nothing crazier than a big big tall man walking
02:05the tiniest of dogs it's crazy it looks smaller because you're six foot five and he weighs eight
02:13pounds he's an 11 pound douchebag who taught him to talk like that to strangers the little son of a
02:18bitch oh man i get him i understand i do i do i do i love this guy i love this guy
02:26felt good didn't it it's mean that's a mean i almost did that where are your parents
02:32he's got issues it's scary what are you doing there walking your gerbil
02:38they flipped out on that kid the same way i flip out on kids on uh video games that's true
02:44the only time i ever had any kind of like real run in there was a kid that lived in this
02:48it lives i don't think he lives there anymore i was getting out of my car one time and i had uh
02:54food yeah and he said out his window he said you fat i was like
03:00see you should have called him a little douchebag i didn't know i was like scared i had my burrito
03:12you had your burrito in your hand too oh no and he had a burrito yeah that's what he said
03:18that's why he said you fat i think that's what prompted him but he was just looking out his
03:22window for a victim i must just be a little bastard that hurt his life i was like you were
03:30i mean kids are mean like that's the thing kids are mean i haven't had any kids be mean to me
03:36yeah that's good thankfully i want them to think i'm okay cool yeah you're a pretty cool person though
03:42what are they gonna make fun of i don't know i'm an awesome dog or sweet car
03:45like what are they yeah i don't know keep looking i don't know what are they gonna rip on you for
03:52yeah out of all of us in the room i think you're all right for me it's like i dropped something like
03:57and then i'm there they're like looking at me bend over picking up my ass is out
04:00they got a whole wealth of material i'm easy pickings yeah more material more material with
04:09some of us i'm the chubby little gazelle in the back i'm a fat guy in tight pants
04:13so uh it's a lot easier yeah it's a lot easier i'm a fat guy in tight pants
04:24i don't know what you want me to say
04:27this guy said that my son was wearing an umbrella hat coming out of a grocery store one day because
04:36it was raining these two 10 11 year olds see my son and go oh he looks challenged and i yell
04:43what the f did you just say and i said maybe look in the mirror you little fat ass and walked
04:48away the kid paled oh hey i just can i just give you a hint i wouldn't let my kid wear a rain hat
04:56a rain hat like an umbrella hat what's wrong with an umbrella i'm not no i'm not because i'd let you
05:02i'd let you i have one i'd let james yes you have one now right now you have an umbrella hat
05:10but i have one somewhere at home i have one what kind show me a picture of this it's like
05:14the headband one with like yes it's a headband and it has like a green red yellow and blue
05:20rainbow you don't wear it there it is there it is let me see you can't wear an umbrella hat out in
05:27public there it is the exact one that's it that's the one why do you have that you have it as a joke
05:33i bought it when i used to go on the rock girl trips i bought it to keep the sun off my head
05:40i'd be busy taking pictures and like doing stuff so i did you wear it there yes on those trips but
05:46you bought it to be funny right you didn't buy it for practically no it's so adult it's a it's a
05:51double thread it's both it's funny and practical exactly one more here this is where we're talking
05:56about you're running with a little bastard uh someone said uh this happened a couple years ago
06:00when guest jeans and shirts were really popular my buddy was in the mall with his girlfriend she was
06:04a bigger girl she had a shirt on one of the guest shirts that just had a question mark on it
06:08little kid came up and said uh about 250 300 oh he's so creative needless to say she never wore
06:16that shirt again no mean little bastard lease he was right on the money he was like one of those
06:24carnival workers he's like one of those carnival workers like a guest your weight
06:29i weighed myself 252 i weighed myself this morning he got me right on the money
06:37i should not have been wearing a guest shirt
06:41250 300 oh man i can't even imagine if someone nailed it dude
06:51how'd you know i don't know i'm pretty good at this you got my numbers kid yeah i can sort of tell
07:01their shape jesus hey parents don't let your kids be little bastards okay there's one thing
07:09we can take away from all this don't well now they'll film their embarrassment of you too with
07:13the snapchat oh man oh that's everywhere they'll uh immortalize you i'm probably on snapchat like
07:19looking up with a burrito crying like hey fatty hey dad
07:22oh no let's hope oh no you hate to see it