Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a new bullying service being launched in South Korea and hear about other ways people have dealt with bullies in their lives.
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00:00there's a new anti-bullying service it's being offered in south korea and uh actually there's
00:12talk of bringing it over here now um it's a hell of an idea i guess in this day and age it's called
00:17uncle service okay you can hire intimidating dudes to pose as an uncle for your kid
00:25to protect them from bullies so you like hire a hell's angel right he brings your kid to school
00:33one day for you and like stares down the little sons of bitches that are bullying them do you guys
00:41ever deal with bullies growing up no i don't well i mean bullies a little bit you know chuck if you
00:50had told your dad the bryster that you had trouble with a bully do you think he would have stepped up
00:54to do something or no he would have made me do it he would have made me do it no i i was i was
01:00taught yeah yeah my dad's the same i was taught yeah my dad would have let me handle it if i was
01:06what to do but he also told me to stick a thumb in somebody's eye socket if well the bryster was well
01:12if you headbutt him in the bridge of the nose they can die from it yeah my dad told me that the palm
01:17he's like dispatch somebody son right there uh someone said my dad always taught me never start
01:22a fight but always finish it i think my dad almost said the exact same yeah i think it's what every
01:26dad says but it's it's easier said than done well yeah my dad was like first of all boy don't get in
01:31a fight because you are you got that pussy gene hard boy but uh if you do just try your best to stick
01:39your thumb in their eye socket and they will leave you alone was that his only tip that was his like
01:42number one for me you knew that that was the move i would be capable of i think when he assessed me as
01:48a warrior i'm gonna skip all the fighting stuff punching and uh just you're not a runner either
01:55let's see that is you got a soft little belly on you um thumb yeah thumb i uh maybe throat throat
02:05punch him and then you know take that palm and just shove their nose right up into their brain if
02:09you can uh sometimes my cousin was a cop and my grandfather made him come to my school because
02:13this kid was bullying me he handcuffed the kid and slammed him against the cruiser in front of
02:19everyone then he drove him around the block and told him never to bother anyone again and let him go
02:24ah the good old days yeah a cop did that now you'd be fired if you did that as a cop yep now
02:31just cuffing a kid for like no real reason yeah you can't yeah you'd be ready to be done
02:36it's crazy it's insane it's crazy i mean that's just wow wow wow have a bully but you can't do that
02:44that that would not work back in my day your dad would come and they'd just kill him yeah that's
02:50true with a spear or a sword they found it was allowed sometimes it would be a pith him it was allowed
02:58here's another cop story a different way though in seventh grade my mom's boyfriend was a cop
03:05well he dropped me off at school and took the handcuffs off me and let me go in front of
03:13everyone in my class oh like he was a belly badass yeah and i never got picked on again it would be
03:19funny to come in the next day and they wheel you in like hannibal lecter with the fighter thing on you
03:23yeah that's like super mad it's like uh it's like look at the it's like mick lovin
03:28sandy's here for glass sandy's here oh i'm glad to get that mask off get my biters out
03:33look at the teacher and you're like toughen your nipples didn't it
03:44jeez that kid is messed up
03:48what's up with that andy dude he was wheeled into psychopath man did you breastfeed
03:55you actually descend into madness because of acting like exactly like well i've been eating people
04:11since i was six yeah after that no one paid any attention to me i was very sad
04:17the music's just playing on your phone toughen your nipples didn't it
04:21it would just be such a weird sight to be someone wheeled into your class that way
04:27what in the hell take this thing out of the school back up back up we have to release him
04:33it's time for his class
04:35and you're just trying to
04:37let me on her
04:41and this music's playing yeah
04:45when you walk i pull a face off my face
04:49you've covered what you see every day
04:53you remember the lambs we don't know what this kid's talking about
04:58the screaming of the lambs
04:59are you a good old boy
05:02what the hell is wrong with that kid
05:07i guarantee no one would come near you
05:08weirdest fourth grader ever
05:10i ate his liver with a
05:14candy and barma beans
05:16why does he have wine
05:19that's right i drink heavily
05:21it's grape juice
05:24it's like welches
05:25he like pairs welches in a wine glass
05:27some of the best cuts of human meat are on the back
05:32the human brain has no nerve endings
05:35that indie guy's messed up you guys
05:37but you've never had any friends though that'd be the thing
05:40i can't wait till art class
05:42oh my god
05:44just drawing brains
05:50yeah right
05:50Hannibal goes to school
05:52some of you children being very rude
05:55oh he disappeared did he
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