Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who destroyed her ex's new girlfriend's car and how she looks like Chuck's grandpa after seeing her mugshot.
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00:00It sucks to be old
00:06Every now and then
00:10A spurned lover crosses the line
00:13And we think, well, someday they'll mature
00:14They'll regret this
00:15They'll realize they were doing wrong
00:17It's not always true, though
00:19A 76-year-old woman in Florida
00:24Named Patsy
00:26You don't want to cross her
00:28Flipped out on her ex
00:31And his new girlfriend
00:33Whore
00:34His new whore
00:36Pretty much
00:36She drove up to the guy's place
00:39And vandalized their cars
00:42Here's what she actually fully did
00:45Okay
00:45She crashed her car into his first
00:49My Buick LaSaber
00:50Built like a steam engine
00:54No damage
00:57No damage to my car
00:58Poured oil into the air vents
01:01There you go
01:02Oh, no
01:03I've been saving this up for a long time
01:05And it's probably her bacon greaser
01:07Yeah, yeah
01:07A little medieval vengeance
01:09Hot oil
01:12Wrote stuff like
01:15Loves kinky sex
01:18And womanizer
01:20In pink lipstick on the windows
01:24Tried to do my booty
01:25That's what he tried to do
01:30That's why he laughed
01:31I'd love to hear someone say
01:34Tried to do my booty
01:34Tried to do my booty
01:36She wrote
01:40Spelt kinky
01:40K-I-N-K-E-Y
01:42Close
01:43Spelt womanizer
01:44W-O-M-I-N
01:46Zer
01:48When you don't even know how to spell woman
01:50And you are woman
01:52Then Patsy went over to the girlfriend's car
01:55Poured oil on it
01:58Yep, yep
01:58Put a dead raccoon on it
02:01There you go
02:01Found that
02:02I found it
02:03Then wrote slut
02:05On it
02:06Yeah
02:07In pink lipstick
02:08On the raccoon?
02:09No, on the car
02:10Oh
02:10It's like she
02:11Man, this lady's nuts
02:12That raccoon's a slut too
02:14Yeah
02:14She put it like
02:15In her pink lipstick
02:16She put it on the raccoon
02:17And left it
02:18Slut
02:19She had a bag full of stuff
02:21She had like her pink lipstick
02:22Her raccoon
02:23Her oil
02:25She had a large bag
02:27Like one of those beach bags
02:29Listen, she damaged
02:32It was a BMW
02:33His new girlfriend's car
02:34Yeah
02:35She damaged it so bad
02:36It was a total loss
02:37Oh, man
02:38Well, yeah
02:38Impressive
02:39You do all that to it
02:40The boyfriend is 74
02:43His new girlfriend is a spring chicken
02:45Uh-oh
02:46At 64
02:47Oh, my God
02:48Whore
02:48That really upset
02:50Young Whore
02:51Patsy
02:51Her booty's open
02:52Patsy
02:53Her name's Patsy
02:54Patsy
02:54The trollop
02:55Yeah, that's uh
02:58That lady did have a bag full of vengeance
03:00Yes
03:00Oh, my God
03:01Oh, my God
03:03Yeah, my goodness
03:03That lady was having sex
03:05Yeah, she was
03:06Before this
03:06Looks like my Grandpa Urquhart
03:08My Grandpa
03:10Yeah
03:11That woman looks like my Grandpa Urquhart
03:16Oh, you don't want your woman looking like a Grandpa
03:20She does have a very man-ish appearance
03:22Oh, yeah
03:23I hope
03:24No pink lipstick on her
03:25No
03:26Patsy was pissed
03:29Yeah
03:29Yeah, I mean
03:30I wonder how much hotter the BMW chick was
03:34Flashy whore with her new hips
03:37Yeah
03:37Metal legs
03:40I don't think it would take much to be hotter than Patsy
03:46No, I don't think so
03:47I don't think so
03:48I just wonder
03:48But she got a man
03:50Yes, she did
03:51She was
03:52Had a lover
03:52She did have a lover
03:54That's her release
03:54Lover
03:55Put some stank on the end of that
03:58I like to nod
03:58Who's this guy
03:59Yeah, who's this guy
04:01Yeah, he's just getting all the Patsy's
04:03There's not a lot of choice left
04:06I think at 74
04:07Yeah
04:08Like 74, there's less
04:09Nothing
04:10I mean
04:10Yeah, I guess that
04:11Patsy's are only option
04:12I love a woman that looks like Walter Matthau
04:16Oh my God
04:18What?
04:18Did he trade up?
04:20Stop it
04:21He traded up
04:22What?
04:23Are you sure it's the right person?
04:25Yeah, look at that name
04:26There's no
04:26Yeah, see the name?
04:27This here
04:27It's a hyphenated last name
04:29That's 100%
04:30And that's where she lives
04:31Well, yeah
04:32Can we see this again?
04:34Oh, wow
04:35Like
04:35Honestly, there should be a post of the trade-up that he's made
04:39She's 64
04:4064
04:41And she looks like she's in her
04:43Let's be
04:44Yes, of course
04:45Yeah, but she looks like she's in her
04:46Like, she looks like she's 54
04:47But she's better than Patsy
04:48A million percent
04:50I don't care what filter you put on my grandpa
04:53No filter's gonna help Patsy
04:55He's not
04:55He's not
04:56He's not gonna look hot
04:58No
04:58And she has a BMW, is that what?
05:00Yes
05:01Had
05:01Had, yeah
05:02Got totaled by
05:03Rich new girlfriend
05:05I mean
05:05Well, what does the guy look like?
05:07Where's he at?
05:07No pictures of them together
05:08No pictures of them together
05:09Is there a name released of the boyfriend?
05:12Yeah
05:12He just has pictures of The Rock and Kevin James
05:18That's all he needs
05:19As his profile
05:20It says he studied cheeseburgers at Cheeseburger University
05:24He's funny
05:27He brings in the ladies
05:29Oh, there he is
05:33I got him
05:33Where, where, where?
05:34Oh, he's a bigger dude
05:36That's him?
05:38That's him
05:38Wow
05:39He studied cheeseburgers, all right
05:41Yeah, that's accurate
05:42So
05:44What makes a man go
05:47Like, get with Patsy?
05:49Patsy might have
05:50She might have been more willing to do the kinky stuff
05:53Oh, yeah
05:54You think she was actually more open for business?
05:56Yeah
05:57I don't think he's up to as much kinky stuff
05:59Patsy would have to
06:00Yeah
06:00Patsy would have to open her booty
06:03Patsy
06:04Because she's not bringing anything else to the table
06:06Can I tell you what Patsy would have to
06:07Patsy would have to
06:08I know you don't want to think about Patsy's open booty
06:10Patsy would have to pay for my house
06:12Patsy would have to pay for my car
06:16Imagine the booty on that
06:17Oh my god
06:17I do not want to think about my grandpa's ass
06:20Dude, he got freaky
06:21He got freaky
06:23Oh my god
06:23Yeah
06:24Oh my god
06:25Like honestly
06:26Like, I let you suspend me from hooks
06:27It almost looks like
06:29That's a horror movie
06:29My grandpa's ass
06:30It almost looks like she has the same mustache that my grandfather had
06:33Oh, I don't think she does
06:35I know, but it
06:36Like, he eventually had just a white mustache
06:39He definitely traded up
06:40Yeah
06:40Oh, I mean
06:41But this woman has got to be thinking
06:44What am I doing with, like, Fat Cheeseburger guy
06:46And then old Patsy shows up and ruins my nice car
06:50Yeah
06:50Maybe they'll die
06:51He might not
06:52She might not even know about Patsy
06:56And Patsy shows up
06:57Now she does
06:57Go get better than
06:58Yeah
06:59Cheeseburger
07:00Go better than
07:01Cheeseburger in paradise
07:02Someone said Patsy looks like Bill Belichick as a crossdresser
07:07Yeah
07:08I got this new hairstyle
07:12If you want to see Patsy
07:15DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com
07:17Is where you'll find her mugshot