The show talks about a video making the rounds of a fight that broke out in a fast food restaurant the other day. When Chuck sees the size of the lady, he wishes he would have procreated with her for the giant kids they could have made together.
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00:00things went bad at a mcdonald's a fight between the big i believe she's a manager
00:12okay and a customer and the strength was filmed the muscle a lot of muscle it was a shocking
00:19moment that a mcdonald's worker was filmed brutally beating a customer after she tried
00:23to fill up a water cup with free soda a little excessive yeah second piece of footage shows
00:30the fight actually breaking out the customer then hurls a milkshake at the mcdonald's manager
00:34and the mcdonald's manager a big big lady storms towards her and beats the hell out of her oh well
00:39yeah you throw a milkshake at a big girl they're they're upset about a couple things being their
00:46clothes ruined and a wasted milkshake i feel like no matter where the milkshake would go they could be
00:52like the video of this shocking moment is up at daveandchuckthefreak.com so you can go check it
01:05out there for yourself here's how it played out oh your dad oh this is a huge woman oh i saw this
01:13raw video and her boob pops right out oh yeah yeah the boob showed me that yesterday pops right out of
01:19her tank top and here we go oh you don't fight someone who looks like andre the giant no she
01:25looks samoan oh her boob is out her boob is out for a while her titties out she's like a female
01:35samoa joe she is totally she's bigger than samoa joe might be and then this worker starts fighting
01:41her well she's just trying to she's another big she won't let her go she's oh my god bring in the
01:47muscle just oh my god she just
01:51why would you mess with her oh she's got a chair oh my god guys that's oh my god she's got a chair
02:06what are you what are you gonna do against her
02:15try me she just threw you around like a rag doll she just tried you when he she slammed her into
02:22the table oh my god she won't back down this one no no keeps going she just keeps going at it that
02:27that lady is bigger than the man who like tried to stop her yeah there's a guy like well how tall do
02:34you think that chick is oh my god i think she's taller than me and i'm six five unless that other
02:39girl's super tiny she looks massive compared to that other girl she is like some sort of
02:44samoan warrior yeah i mean she took a mcdonald's tray straight to the face
02:49i don't know if i've encountered a bigger lady like face to face no like she is like she is like
03:01nia jacks who's in the wwe she's just physically
03:06gifted in fact i now i wish that that's who i had children with that lady yes children with
03:17samoa joe i've changed my whole outlook on stuff he wants to raise a little professional mma fighter
03:22if i was gonna go my whole life and never bang again i should have had sex with her just for the
03:28genetic makeup that she brings just because oh my god my kids
03:31oh my god my kids
03:35family picture would be great oh my god
03:38my hands would be pointing up at my giant kids with my giant wife
03:47that would be amazing that would be incredible oh i'd love to see the picture of chuck and his
03:53family oh what a baseball team towering above them what a baseball team i'd have
03:58they'd be like holding you up they'd be lifting you up oh my god they're giving me like a kiss on your cheeks
04:03they're they got me and like i look like a baby in their arms
04:07i want to see the christmas card over here oh my god
04:12that's my woman and my boys
04:15double thumbs up every time
04:18i did it
04:21telling you man
04:23i want it just for the photo ops
04:25someone said she's like a real life juggernaut
04:27nothing stops her movement
04:28like honestly she took a she took a tray
04:31like a wwe
04:33wrestler she took a tray
04:35right to the face
04:37it didn't slow her
04:39no
04:39no it did not i'm fueled by the flavors
04:43that remain on the tray
04:44people are saying that chuck in his family picture
04:47they'd be holding him up like simba
04:49racing him up
04:55yeah
04:56his giant samoan family and then chuck
04:58oh my god
05:00i like all the shoes like lined up at the mat
05:03it's like they're giant shoes
05:05yeah and then it's just my little size nine
05:07i'm telling you
05:11samoan
05:13samoan roe
05:14samoan roe would be
05:16samoan roan
05:19that's awesome
05:20i wish
05:20i wish
05:24i wish man
05:27oh my god i made a bad choice
05:29i think you're delusional but okay
05:30i like the image
05:31imagine having sex with that lady
05:35dude it's not
05:37it takes me a couple minutes
05:38he couldn't do it
05:39there's no way he could do it
05:40i'll tell you what i
05:41i could all get in there
05:43can i tell you what i'd do
05:45i'd run in there when it was about to happen
05:48you know what i mean
05:51run in there
05:53when it was about to happen
05:54and just jump on
05:59in an alternate universe chuck has a giant samoan family
06:04and he's just a little hairy guy in the family pictures
06:07that's how it would go
06:09oh i can't breathe
06:10i can't breathe
06:11you know that's how you'd have to do it though
06:13i mean it's not
06:14it's not
06:14i'm not gonna
06:15listen i'm not gonna get her
06:16you know i'm not gonna
06:18i'm not gonna tease her
06:20or anything
06:21can you imagine
06:23i'll be honest
06:24so if she
06:25if i was in bed with her
06:27she'd get anything she wanted
06:29well of course
06:31i wouldn't have a choice
06:31she's got the power
06:32yeah i wouldn't have a choice
06:34i'll just hold you down there
06:35until you do my bidding
06:36oh my god
06:38yeah you know
06:39like i'm not looking to please her