Dave & Chuck the Freak received an e-mail from a listener looking for help becoming a 'bull' and offer advice about how to find people interested. Then, Dave coins a new sex term after he thinks he could help Chuck become a 'calf' in a couple's relationship.
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00:00well funny enough that takes us to our next email a dude who's wondering how do i become a bull
00:13i don't know he says i've been wondering for a long time if any of the awesome listeners know
00:19how to become a bull it is on my sex bucket list to be invited in to be a bull i think it'd be a
00:28lot of fun but i just don't know how to make it happen first off you have to be a bull
00:32you know what i mean you gotta you have to like so you're gonna go on in there you gotta live up to
00:40the definition of bull you gotta be able to bang the living bejesus out of somebody right that's
00:46the whole thing or at least make them believe that and then just get in there and larger dong
00:52and then last for however long he said if anyone can help me out that'd be awesome i'll even give
00:59you guys my numbers you can pass it on to listeners if you trust them well we don't know we can't hook
01:03you up with possible bull killers i feel like if you're a bull you you know you're a bull you know
01:09like i feel like you've already been approached or you know what i mean it's like you're a seven
01:13foot guy you're going to the nba it's like you're a bull you're a bull right yeah nobody can make you
01:18a bull no you're born a bull i mean we could call him and see if no let's not bother what we're
01:24going to talk to him about honestly you know if he thinks he's bull qualified is dave wants to
01:29check his bull resume yeah once he's bringing to the table do you just think you can do it because
01:34i mean i feel like if i wanted to be a bull i could just go online and find that pretty quickly
01:40don't because it seems like there's a there's a big need for that i think you just go to like
01:45fet life or whatever one of those things is say my name is chuck i'm a bull these are this is what
01:51i'm bringing to the table you know does he give you his first and last name can you look him up
01:58it's pretty generic so i'm not sure if i'd be able to find never mind yeah maybe we could decide if
02:04he's a bull i'm looking to see if there's any you're gonna find just a bull stuff here on uh craigslist
02:10if anyone's bold enough to put an ad for bull i like that you want to call the guy yeah he does
02:16want to call him because he used to be like in the love game you know he wants to set people up on dates
02:20and i was trying to get bulls and uh yeah you're right that's still that's the yeah that's how uh
02:26that's how the show has evolved i love the dave used to be like all right who's gonna date chuck
02:32oh there's already people interested in a bull oh yeah yeah yeah of course yeah boyfriend and i would
02:38be interested in a bull i wonder if he knows you're texting us oh well yeah there's a couple
02:45but i can't i don't want to pass on this guy's no no no my god no we can't i mean he just do what we
02:53said man how about this i'll pass on their number to him and he can make the call just do they want
03:01that for make sure yes okay if you want me to pass on your number bull couple you text back here yeah
03:09because i feel like some people just say well then things then it's out of my hands i sure do dave
03:14you know what would suck though what would suck is you're a couple and you're like hoping to get the
03:18bull and then like a guy shows up and he he look he looks like he might be a bull but then he's but
03:26then he doesn't bring anything to the table he's like terrible yeah we can't vouch for this bull yeah
03:31we can't at all no i'm just saying you're asking i'm passing along you know and she says i don't
03:37care my boyfriend enjoys watching oh yeah that's the so couple four bull i will pass on
03:44well at least this is dave's focus now and he's maybe he won't i won't try and hook you up with
03:49anyone that's just that's that's my or maybe well maybe i don't know maybe that will be something
03:54we all do half the reason i never got divorced you want to be a calf in a relationship and you need
03:59a calf no you can't be a bull i don't know i'm definitely not a bull but i never consider myself a
04:04calf yikes more like a sheep i'm more like a hairy little creature i'm just a calf
04:16how are you a calf does a couple raise him or something yeah they take care of me they pay my
04:31bills that's what you need yeah you need a couple to look out for you i need like a mom and dad
04:38i'm looking for a mom and dad other than my own mom and dad
04:42like a calf is it's i mean it does seem like a desirable lifestyle just to be completely taken
05:00care of but you love that yeah i don't mind it as long as they keep their distance you know exactly
05:07on many occasions yeah exactly yeah just come in and do stuff for you and exactly take care of
05:14their little baby calf and head out
05:18leave me to my avoidant lifestyle pet you stroke you be on their way now leave walk around our wobbly
05:25legs i can barely move please help me just a calf here bottle feed me yeah
05:33there we go chuck's living the calf life yeah there's a lot of us probably out there a lot of
05:41us calves wow brand new fetish just invented on dave and chuck the freak and chuck is the founding
05:47member of dave hunter's calf club oh my god my god that makes it worse you put your name on
05:53that he said he does he wants he needs ownership i feel like i could make some money here i don't know
05:59if the calf lifestyle if i set up like calf couples with calves yeah uh dave hunter calf mogul yeah you
06:11know how dave made all of his money right yeah calves you know guys that want to be taken care of by
06:17couples they want like a mom and dad someone said well calves love wandering fields and this one will
06:23just have a metal detector yeah that's all i need that's all i need all right chuck the calf let me
06:35wander a field and just take care of me there you go