Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman from Naples who broke into a random elderly woman's home and made herself comfortable. Using her pool, laying on her couch and even in her bed!
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00:00Man, Florida's effed up.
00:10A Naples, Florida woman under arrest for making herself at home,
00:14which of course normally would be fine, except it wasn't her home.
00:17Ah, yes.
00:18And the old broad inside had no idea who she was.
00:21My God.
00:22Help.
00:23Hi.
00:24Who are you?
00:25I'm just here making some dinner.
00:27Oh, what are we having?
00:29Oh, we're having a bunch of hamburger helper mostly.
00:31Oh, you found it.
00:33I haven't made that in a while.
00:35Yeah.
00:36It's cool if I use this beef.
00:38Yeah.
00:39Yeah, I'm going to set the table.
00:41Awesome.
00:4279-year-old City of Naples resident reported an unknown lady.
00:46Yeah, I don't know her, but we're getting along.
00:48What are you saying?
00:49Just talking to the police.
00:51Oh, okay.
00:53She entered the lady's house.
00:55She's now been identified as Natalie Lynn Slavik.
01:00Hey, Nat.
01:01Big Nat.
01:02I'm scared because you know my name.
01:04Oh, yeah.
01:05That's more alarming for me.
01:07I checked your ID.
01:08Broke into a psychic lady's house.
01:12Yeah.
01:12You're on the news.
01:13She entered the residence without permission and gave the old lady an unwanted hug.
01:18Hey, bring it in.
01:19Oh, wow.
01:20Nice.
01:21Really going to squeeze it good.
01:22Wasn't wanted.
01:24That's what it says.
01:25Unwanted.
01:26Yeah, I didn't want that.
01:27Oh, you didn't want that.
01:28No.
01:29No.
01:29I don't really want you here at all.
01:31Made herself at home by getting in a recliner and popping back.
01:34Sweet chair.
01:35Oh, that's mine.
01:36Oh, it's so good on the back.
01:38All right.
01:38Yeah.
01:39Yeah.
01:39It's called a lazy boy.
01:41I'm making noise as I'm sitting in it.
01:43I hope I don't break it.
01:44Oh, yeah.
01:45You're a bit heavier, though.
01:46Something's popping.
01:47Yeah.
01:48Yeah.
01:49I got that in 81.
01:50She rested on the old lady's bed after that to try out her mattress.
01:55Tempur-pedic, huh?
01:56Oh, boy.
01:57Wow.
01:57You're in my room.
01:59Oh, which side's yours?
02:00The one you're on, unfortunately.
02:02So that's got to go.
02:04I can tell it's kind of in your shape.
02:05Yeah.
02:06Yeah.
02:06Yeah.
02:07Very cool.
02:07Oh, you're really altering it.
02:09Then she went outside and went for a dip in her pool.
02:12Oh, there we go.
02:13Cannonball.
02:14Oh, wow.
02:16Cannonball.
02:17No lifeguard.
02:19Be careful.
02:20Oh, borrowed your bathing suit.
02:22It's a little.
02:23Oh, wow.
02:24It doesn't fit real good.
02:25No.
02:26I can see the.
02:27Yeah, you see everything.
02:28You can see a lot of stuff.
02:29A pubic, pubic area.
02:31No, no.
02:32Especially when I go into the cannonball.
02:33Oh, yeah.
02:34Oh, wow.
02:35It really went right up that crack.
02:36Yeah, you saw everything there.
02:38Yeah.
02:38Big splash.
02:39Let me get you a towel.
02:40Let me get you a towel.
02:42Oh, thank you.
02:43Oh, God.
02:44Natalie Lynn Slavik is a resident of Collier County.
02:47She's currently on state probation for an offense a few years ago of resisting an officer.
02:52She operates, though, a social media company I found called Natalie Knows Naples.
02:57No way.
02:59Oh, bitch.
02:59I know it's a better name.
03:01I know people's houses.
03:02I don't even know I've been in them.
03:03Wow, you got a really interesting concept.
03:07That's right.
03:07I'm going to pick it up.
03:08A Nat from Nat Knows Naples.
03:10Wow.
03:10Hi, Nat.
03:11I know Naples.
03:12Well, now you know my whole house.
03:14You know what my recliner feels like.
03:17You know what my bed's like, my pool.
03:20I sure do.
03:21Oh, you're going to take a shower, are you?
03:22Yeah, we go.
03:22Oh, yeah.
03:23Oh, yeah.
03:23Go check out the bathroom.
03:25Very cool.
03:26She did not know the old lady in the house, and she unlawfully entered, and as a result,
03:30was placed under arrest for trespassing.
03:32I found her TikTok.
03:34Oh, good.
03:35The last video she posted was in November.
03:38I said, can you eat it?
03:39Got to update that content, Nat Knows Naples.
03:41But here's a little taste of her on the dance floor.
03:49That's not her.
03:50Hold on.
03:50Here she goes.
03:51This person?
03:52Yeah.
03:55You are mentally unstable.
03:58Oh, she's got a crazy look to her.
04:02I don't know what these songs are going to say at all.
04:07That's great.
04:09She's crazy.
04:11What a wild woman.
04:12It's like the bean in Chicago started dancing.
04:16That's a hell of a dress you got on, lady.
04:19Wow, your dance moves are odd.
04:22Is she wearing a bathing suit underneath this?
04:24So she's ready to go swimming at any time, right?
04:26As I said.
04:27As I said.
04:28Shiny dress and flops.
04:29Yeah, it's Naples.
04:30It's Naples.
04:32What is going on in the background?
04:34There's no one there.
04:35There's a guy in a poncho having sex on the dance floor.
04:38There's only two people on the dance floor.
04:40And then here comes Naples.
04:41They are grinding.
04:42They are grinding.
04:43She's like, yeah, it's time to grind.
04:45Here we go.
04:46Dancing up.
04:47Dancing down.
04:48Look at me now.
04:49Hey, crazy face.
04:51Crazy look.
04:52Crazy eyes.
04:53And dance.
04:54And dance.
04:55And dance.
04:56And dance.
04:56And dance.
04:57And dance.
04:58And dance.
04:58Time to hop around like a bunny.
05:00And hop.
05:02And hop.
05:03And hop.
05:04Hop.
05:05Hop.
05:05Hop.
05:06Hop.
05:06You wouldn't want her in your house, though.
05:08No.
05:08No, but it's not what I thought it was going to be.
05:12No.
05:13I thought we were dealing with a very unsheltered person.
05:16No.
05:16She looks like she's enjoying life.
05:19Yeah.
05:19She does.
05:19I just can't stop thinking about the chunky lady in Poncho Man.
05:23That's her mugshot.
05:24That's her mugshot.
05:24Wait a second.
05:26What year was that?
05:27Last November.
05:28Uh-oh.
05:28What happened since last November?
05:30She had a lot more burgers.
05:32Uh-oh.
05:33Cheeseburgers.
05:35Nat ate Naples, right?
05:36Yeah.
05:38Cheeseburgers in paradise, huh?
05:40Well, maybe.
05:41Whoa.
05:42She's had some tough times.
05:43Yeah.
05:43It looks pretty rough.
05:44Okay.
05:45So stuff was going on.
05:47Huh.
05:48Crazy day for that old.
05:49I love your website.
05:52Crazy day for that old lady.
05:54No doubt.
05:54No doubt.