Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Naples that was arrested for indecent exposure after multiple sightings of him masturbating outside of his house in front of his neighbors.
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00:00Dave and Chuck the Freaks Pervert of the Day
00:10This is something you don't want to have to say inside your house
00:14What's that?
00:15Oh Betty, that guy's jerking off outside again
00:18Oh God
00:19That just happened in Naples
00:22The Collier County Sheriff's Office has arrested a man
00:24After he was caught by neighbors pleasuring himself outside their home on multiple occasions
00:31Turn the sprinklers on
00:33On
00:3755-year-old Bob Knapp has been previously warned by a neighbor about masturbating in public
00:4355
00:4555
00:47The other morning he exited his home and sat down in a chair
00:52And made eye contact with his neighbor
00:55Before whipping it out and jerking off
00:58Wow
00:58Good morning
00:59Wow
01:00So this guy like lives with them?
01:03No, like a neighbor
01:04Oh boy
01:05There he is there
01:05Oh well
01:06Oh
01:07The neighbor ended up calling authorities
01:10After deputies arrived, they questioned Nap and he said,
01:14What?
01:15I was just having a few smokes
01:17Oh yeah
01:18Well, the neighbor then produced a cell phone video showing him jerking off in Clearview
01:22I meant strokes
01:24Yeah
01:24Just having a couple of strokes
01:26Oh man
01:28Deputies then arrested him and he now faces a charge of indecent exposure
01:32They say they've let it slide before
01:34Don't let it slide
01:36But they finally had to call the police
01:38You can't
01:39You can never let a jerker slide
01:41Wait though, the neighbors let it slide
01:43Yes
01:44Not the cops
01:45No, no, no
01:45No, the neighbors let it slide
01:46Oh, neighbors, come on now
01:48But you can't let a jerker slide
01:50You let him slide, they start to think you enjoy it
01:52Yes, exactly
01:53Now he's putting on a show for your enjoyment
01:55A hundred percent
01:56Yeah
01:56If he jerks off and you do nothing about it, he's like, yeah, they liked it
01:59Yeah
01:59I really gave him a great performance that time
02:02I did the pepper, salt and pepper shaker
02:05Yeah, like obviously they loved it, they didn't call the authorities
02:07Tomorrow I'm gonna do the dice roll
02:09Can't wait for tomorrow
02:11If anyone encounters a jerker
02:14Who's jerking inappropriately
02:17Please call the authorities
02:19Yes, it's your duty
02:20It is
02:21If anyone is jerking where they should not be jerking
02:23Yeah
02:23It's on you
02:25You can't let a neighborhood jerker slide
02:27No, you can't
02:28Maybe there's something up with him
02:29Well, there's something up with him
02:31They might have been distracted by the ears
02:33Right
02:34Oh, there's a lot going on
02:36There is
02:36He's got a
02:37Pointy
02:38Bumpy head
02:39And his cut lip
02:40And his pointy ears
02:41He's got
02:41I'm sure he has a hard time finding
02:44Ladies
02:45Oh, no
02:47He's never found a lady
02:49I mean, I don't know
02:49He's probably jerking
02:50No
02:51No, I mean
02:52I mean, I had many, many years of my life
02:55Where I had trouble meeting ladies
02:57Yeah
02:57You didn't turn the windows, huh?
02:59Yeah
02:59I didn't start drinking off in my neighbor's front yard
03:01Yeah
03:01I did go down to the hot girl
03:04Down the street's house
03:05Started drinking off in her front door
03:06Oh, it's that lonely James again
03:09Don't mind me
03:10I'm having a hard time meeting ladies
03:11Because of my
03:12My ears
03:13I let it slide
03:15I let it slide
03:16Hard time because of my ears
03:18Yeah
03:19It's a little bit larger for my head
03:21Than what I would have
03:21Would have referred
03:22But, you know
03:23It's genetics
03:23Just wear a hat
03:24Tuck a man under a hat
03:25Oh, I can't do that
03:2655
03:28He's got the neck of a 75 year old
03:30Well, he's just the male version of
03:32You know
03:33Got neck hair, too
03:34Oh, yeah
03:36Just look at how far that goes down
03:37Oh, yeah
03:38That would be like having hair down here
03:40I do have hair down there
03:41Oh, I don't
03:41Oh, no
03:42You don't have to show it off, Chuck
03:45Yeah
03:45Like, most of us do, Dave
03:50Most of us men do
03:52I'm smooth
03:54Yeah
03:54Smooth Irish
03:55Right
03:56Yeah
03:56But, yeah
03:57Don't encounter him
03:58Hopefully you don't
04:00And if you do encounter a jerker
04:01Make sure you report it immediately
04:03No
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04:05No
04:05No