Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Canada who was arrested after he tricked two men into sexual relations through a glory hole at his house after pretending to be a woman online.
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00:00Listen, getting taken advantage of in this way would be horrible, but like a lot of things
00:11these days, you've got to accept some personal responsibility.
00:16What did I do?
00:17You went to someone's house to get orally serviced.
00:21Yes, of course.
00:23Just with a hole in a curtain.
00:26I'm going to take someone's word for it, aren't I, Dave?
00:28And it turns out that wasn't the girl you thought it was.
00:33It was a guy named Tony.
00:36It's always a guy named Tony.
00:37It always is.
00:39I don't know why, but it is.
00:42I'm sorry, Tony's listening.
00:43You knew how many Tonys I've met.
00:48I tend to look in there and I'm like, Tony, get out of here.
00:53God, it was another Tony, guys.
00:56Let's go home.
00:58Oh, you Tonys.
01:00Yeah.
01:01On two separate occasions, at least, that they know of, this dude from Canada, Toronto,
01:09Tony Sphere, tricked two men into believing they were talking to a woman online and invited
01:15them over to his Toronto house to have anonymous sex through a hole in a sheet.
01:19Yeah.
01:19It's hilarious.
01:20Yep.
01:20Trust me, I am, trust me, I am woman.
01:25I'm going to, I'm going to trust him.
01:26I'm going to trust him.
01:28When you come over, just walk inside and behind sheet is me.
01:33Woman.
01:34The ruse came to an end when the second man pulled the sheet down to find the guy cowering
01:42on the ground in a black wig.
01:44Yeah.
01:44Please don't let me.
01:45The first guy.
01:46Finished.
01:47Yep.
01:48Went through it.
01:49The second guy, Wizard of Oz did.
01:50Yeah, he did.
01:51He was like, all right.
01:52Pay no attention, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
01:56Pay no attention to the Tony behind the curtain.
02:00The wizard of the glory hole.
02:01A woman is gone.
02:03I have magic power.
02:05Who's back there?
02:07Yeah.
02:07Wow.
02:09Tony.
02:10Yep.
02:11There was a woman just now here.
02:14She left.
02:16She ran.
02:16That's the worst wizard ever.
02:18Oh, yeah.
02:20The oral wizard of Oz.
02:22It's not great.
02:26That'd be the worst.
02:28Lost to see the wizard.
02:29Oh, yeah.
02:31It's bad.
02:34You keep your promises.
02:40My name is Tony.
02:42There it is.
02:43Oh, yeah.
02:44There's Tony.
02:45Tony.
02:48You can't say I'm lucky that I am.
02:52The great Arnold Spoker.
02:55Yeah.
02:56Oh.
02:58There it is.
02:58There's that man behind the curtain.
03:02That first guy's got some stuff to really ponder.
03:06He didn't even think about checking behind the sheet.
03:08No, he didn't.
03:09He didn't.
03:10You know?
03:12He felt like a beard and stuff and was still like, it's a lady.
03:15I can't believe it.
03:17Yeah.
03:18As instructed, the victims walked into the home, put their penises inside a hole in a sheet
03:24hanging in a doorway.
03:25Oral sex was performed.
03:27So much trust.
03:29Like, what is...
03:30What is the...
03:30And then, without warning, it became penetrative anal.
03:37Well, they were down with it, I'm sure.
03:40They were down with it.
03:42Yeah, they agreed.
03:43Oh, wow.
03:43Yeah, they were down with it.
03:44So he blew, and then he backed up.
03:46Got them going, and then he...
03:47Yeah, which...
03:48And they thought...
03:49So the one guy must have caught a glimpse of some balls or something.
03:52No, no, no.
03:53Threw the hole and then ripped the sheet back.
03:56The other guy just...
03:58I mean...
03:59A glimpse of some balls is the worst.
04:01I just...
04:02Something gave it away to him.
04:05Right.
04:05You know?
04:06They say that he would claim to be a woman named Angela.
04:10Yeah.
04:12The method he used of the glory hole, using a wig, he told the victims they had to be quiet
04:18just so he wouldn't have to speak to them, all helping to maintain the illusion that he was a woman.
04:25Or a wig.
04:26Yeah.
04:27He must have let out, like, a grunt when he got up to bend over behind the curtain.
04:31That's what I'm thinking.
04:31It was a little too...
04:32Wait a second!
04:34Something happened with guy number two.
04:37Let me bend over real quick.
04:38You know?
04:38Like...
04:39Whoa.
04:40Again, you can't justify the act, but you also have to be able to take responsibility for your own actions.
04:46Right.
04:46Because the biggest surprise, surprise in this whole thing is that Tony managed to get two guys to come over.
04:54Right.
04:54Right.
04:55Right?
04:55That's the real...
04:56That's the shock of the century.
04:58At least two.
04:59Two that have come forward.
05:00Yeah.
05:00How many has Tony tricked that have not or never will come forward?
05:04Well, we have...
05:05Because, Chuck, if you were in that situation...
05:06No, you don't say...
05:08And got Tony'd, you'd never say a word.
05:10Well, please don't tell us.
05:11No, don't.
05:12You just...
05:13You gotta live with that.
05:14I won't.
05:15But I could see myself right now if I got Tony'd.
05:18Do you know where I'd be right now?
05:20The Grand Canyon.
05:21I'd be at the Grand Canyon with my legs off of it.
05:26Thinking?
05:27Just thinking about everything.
05:31Like, I got Tony'd this weekend.
05:35I don't know where I'm gonna go from here.
05:38Yeah, oh, there I go.
05:40Stay away from him.
05:41You got Tony'd.
05:41Yeah.
05:41I'd have to call you guys and just be like, listen, I can't tell you why, but I've got
05:47to go to the Grand Canyon.
05:49I know.
05:50You got Tony'd.
05:51You got Tony'd.
05:52I don't want to say whether or not I did.
05:54We know you got Tony'd, dude.
05:56I just know I'm going to the Grand Canyon.
06:00There's only one reason to go to the Grand Canyon.
06:03To ponder life.
06:06With my legs off the side.
06:08Guys, just don't.
06:09I mean, you can't.
06:10I know you're horny, guys.
06:11I know you're horny.
06:12But it happened here.
06:13That's never gonna be a lady.
06:15No.
06:16Let's just set it straight.
06:17No lady is ever gonna do that.
06:18She'll let you see her.
06:20Yeah.
06:20But it happened here without, like, the penetrative stuff.
06:23Like, we did a story a while ago, a couple years ago, where someone on Craigslist or whatever
06:29was getting these guys to show up at a home, and they got Tony'd, but orally, you know,
06:37and it was the same type of thing.
06:38You're not allowed to talk.
06:40So, like, there was a...
06:43Damn.
06:43Once they say that, you should know.
06:45This dude's like a pilot for Air Canada.
06:48Tony?
06:49Tony?
06:50Tony.
06:51Tony.
06:51He gets after.
06:53Hey, Carl?
06:55Yeah.
06:56That's a dead gift.
06:56Well, he was.
06:57You don't want to visit the cockpit on that floor.
06:59No, you don't.
07:01Go ahead and put your penis right through the sheet.
07:10Angela?
07:10Yeah, my name is Angela.
07:14Angela here.
07:17Just go ahead.
07:17Look, look, look, here, let me put some of this flowing black plasticky hair through
07:23the hole.
07:24See that?
07:24Look, my name is not Tony, it's Angela.
07:28Oh, and we're going to go penetrative now.
07:32Oh, boy.
07:32Oh, my God.
07:33Oh, boy.
07:34Oh, Angela.
07:35Yeah.
07:36We're going to go penetrative.
07:37Well, I mean, it's a real switch.
07:40No wonder Air Canada has so many problems.
07:42Oh, right?
07:42Exactly.
07:43Pilots too busy blowing people through glory holes.
07:45Oh, man.
07:46That's tough for them.
07:47I think other pilots knew.
07:48They're like, yeah, he's a glory hole.
07:50He's a glory hole whore, but he's one of the best pilots we got.
07:53Yeah.
07:54I wouldn't want to be in the skies with anybody else.
07:55He's a glory hole whore.
07:57You take the good or the bad.
07:58I'm sure they did not know.
08:03You'd be shocked to learn that your co-worker was a glory hole whore.
08:06They do now.
08:07Yeah, they do.
08:08Also, by the way, both the characters' names on Who's the Boss, I don't know if that has
08:11a weird thing.
08:12Well, it might be just how he...
08:15That is a weird thing.
08:16Yeah.
08:17Maybe he really loved that show.
08:20Well, his actual name is Tony.
08:22I'd also say this every time he came into the cockpit, I'd have this going on.
08:26He was like, what are you talking about?
08:27What is a Who's the Boss?
08:30Yeah.
08:31Hey, Tony, how you doing, man?
08:32Call me Angelo.
08:35It's funny you made that connection, Dave.
08:37Oh, yeah.
08:38It went right to Dave's brain.
08:39He's like, what's nuts about this?
08:43Guys, I want you to forget totally about two guys showing up to a random house to put their
08:52penises through a hole that I cut into a sheet.
08:56Forget about that.
08:58Forget about the fact that this guy was pretending to be a woman with a dark wig on.
09:04Have you guys realized the names are identical to the 80s sitcom Who's the Boss?
09:13Tony and Angelo?
09:15My God!
09:20It's a connection that needed to be out.
09:21Hell yeah.
09:23I'm just saying.
09:23That's probably where he got the idea.
09:26Maybe.
09:26Could be.
09:27Like the Da Vinci Code with the Danza Code.
09:29Yeah.
09:30Just watch out for a glory hole.
09:33Yeah, I mean, I just don't understand.
09:35Lots of tricksters back there.
09:36The Glory Holman.
09:38Yeah, they're an adventurous group.
09:39They really are a trusting and adventurous group.
09:42I can't do it.
09:44They really are.
09:45They really are.
09:48They really are.
09:48They really are a wonderful drinker.