Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who was arrested and told the officers it was always on her bucket list to have it happen. This leads to Dave saying how he wouldn't mind being arrested just to get the experience.
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00:00off to florida next where a 19 year old south florida woman who flew who fled rather from law
00:12enforcement in the florida keys told the deputy that caught up to her that getting arrested
00:16was on her bucket list oh geez i always wanted to get arrested that's not on your bucket list
00:24right dave come to think of it not to get arrested high speed chase what
00:29this got very dramatic with that what hey we're about to find something out about dave
00:37you had to ask for a second dave's like well not well you know what have sex with a corrections
00:44officer that is on there um i i'd like to go through the process you know not actually be
00:55arrested but just like you know okay let's do it dame and cusk in the back of the car walk me through
00:59the processing put me in a you know holding cell why just see how it goes just for like i'll take
01:04you to the challenge i'll show you how it's done there yeah yeah james got the special i'll show
01:08you how to handle yourself overnight yeah joshing around fake arrested yeah i don't understand i'm
01:15just interested in the process of everything like i'm just a curious fella so like maybe you could
01:20just go in there and watch instead of the back of the cop car yeah i'm gonna say yeah he's kicking
01:25the window spitting on him you got the wrong guy they're like jesus christ your friend because it'd be
01:32one of his friends that brought him in like we had to pepper spray like dude i know i'm so sorry about
01:37my friend dave he just asked me to fake arrest out of my face you pig jesus he called me a pig
01:44he requested a ride-along i i i shocked him i tased him where's your donuts copper he called us
01:53coppers and he kept saying the fuzz yeah i know like who says that i don't know you let me out of
02:00these cups immediately we're not going to i'm calling my attorney yeah wrongfully charged yelling
02:07stuff like that about the last three hours down there i'm gonna put him in solitary i think for a
02:12while just to have him cool down we could have the experience yeah it's all about i don't really want
02:17can't you just lock blindee in with me
02:20you've got a real pretty mouth hey listen uh james
02:25james almost got you damn it he almost grabbed you want those buns
02:36we've got uh hannibal lecter mask on him but just because he tries to kiss us all the time
02:44who's that no that's james that's james bring the new guy to me oh god quick
02:51because i'm kissing you
02:52cold
02:57all because dave wants to try things out
03:03experience just to see what it's like just to walk through the process
03:07not on my bucket list but it was on her so she said it was on hers uh jania
03:13shamiracle douglas yeah from homestead was charged with fleeing and eluding
03:20the deputy spotted the woman's toyota sedan speeding and driving recklessly just before
03:24eight in the morning yesterday on card road in key largo he turned on his lights and siren
03:31said the driver didn't stop she eventually pulled over miles later at a different intersection
03:38before she was taken to jail though she told the deputy you know what
03:42been on my bucket list since high school to get arrested
03:45and she did it she looks pretty happy in her mugshot
03:48she isn't uh upset no
03:50not really
03:51yeah
03:52it sucks getting arrested
03:54i bet it does
03:55i bet it does it's not as cool as dave thinks
03:58right now no i'm not saying it's cool
04:00i just want to know the process
04:02like a super cool time i'm not saying it's cool i just was like okay well this is what happens
04:08god these are tight oh my god these are tight i can't ow here too rough too rough put him in there with james no
04:17not james yeah
04:20it's me
04:21oops james mask just came off
04:26oh no
04:26oh my god
04:28he's kissing his neck
04:29okay i'm done i'm done i'm done
04:31i'm scared straight
04:33that's our scared straight
04:35yeah that's our scared straight
04:37we put you in there with james the kissing bandit
04:41i love kissing men
04:44inappropriately
04:46yeah he's in here because he loves to kiss men
04:49inappropriately
04:52inappropriately
04:53if it was appropriate
04:55there's nothing wrong with that
04:56but with the way he does it
04:58we had to lock him up
04:59appropriate kissing doesn't give me the thrills
05:00inappropriate kissing does
05:02inappropriate kissing
05:03it's not the same thrill for him
05:05oh my god
05:06but there you had enough
05:07back james
05:08put my kiss and lips away
05:13get the mask back on him
05:15lock us out
05:15lock us out
05:16lock us out
05:16lock us out
05:17lock us out
05:18lock us out
05:19oh that's tough
05:20tough we have to take care of him