Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a funeral director in Nebraska who was busted trying to steal a sex doll from a dead person's home. Then after finding out the suspect had sex with it at the scene, Dave loses the ability to speak.
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00:00Dave and Chuck the Freaks
00:07Pervert of the Day
00:09Well, we had heard
00:12about this when it initially happened
00:14and now more details coming to light
00:16about a funeral director
00:17accused of
00:20trying to smuggle a sex
00:22doll
00:22out of a dead man's house
00:25Yes, that's right
00:27It's so gross
00:28Disgusting
00:30Stealing a dead man's sex doll
00:32Is there anything lower and grosser?
00:34Sounds like an old pirate song
00:35Stealing a dead man's sex doll
00:38Oh my god
00:40You don't want to be on that ship
00:44No, my god
00:45What you doing, Captain?
00:47Oh, Captain, I'll leave you alone
00:49Sorry, Captain
00:50Yeah
00:53Court records
00:56From Sarpy County, Nebraska
00:59Give a not-so-good look
01:01for 42-year-old Ryan Smith
01:02Smith
01:04A funeral director
01:06employed by Mid-America First Call
01:08Yep
01:09Which handles removals, transportation
01:12embalming, cremations
01:14and ship-outs
01:16is accused by police
01:19of breaking into the Omaha home
01:22where a deceased man lived
01:25to collect the sex doll
01:28he had seen near the body on the bed
01:31Oh my god
01:32It was right near him
01:34When he was there on a work call
01:36Yeah
01:36So he was there to pick up this
01:38The man banged that doll to death
01:38Yeah
01:39Yes, he did
01:40Yes, he did
01:41Yep
01:41Probably died on it
01:43It was a very
01:45That's how I might go
01:46Chuck, no
01:48Chuck, no
01:49I'm just saying
01:50I'm not there yet
01:51Don't get one
01:51I'm not there yet
01:52Oh my god
01:53I'll be so busy if I get one
01:54You can't
01:55You can't be found that way
01:57I know
01:57I don't want to be
01:58But
01:58I don't want to be
02:00But you're dead, you know
02:01You don't know
02:03But who would look at
02:04somebody else's sex doll
02:05and be like
02:06Oh, yeah
02:06Later, that's mine
02:08If I die inside of a sex doll
02:10no one should want it
02:11Oh my god, no
02:13Just those words
02:14I die inside of one
02:18He's died inside
02:18I just died in your doll tonight
02:22Oh, no
02:23No, Mr. Mr.
02:28I didn't expect that
02:31No
02:31No one did
02:32No
02:33No one did
02:34So, yeah
02:35It was a very real
02:37Life-sized version
02:38of an adult female
02:40As you see here
02:41Oh
02:42One of those real doll ladies
02:44Yeah
02:45I mean, I hope it wasn't that one
02:47When Smith returned to the apartment
02:50later that day
02:51after the body had been collected
02:53He said, oh, I left a stretcher behind
02:57I gotta grab it
02:58And he also said
03:01that I gotta collect some stuff
03:04For the sheriff's office
03:05For evidence
03:06Sure
03:07So he entered with a body bag
03:10Because he was gonna shove
03:13Yes, of course
03:14In the body bag
03:15Yeah
03:15Right, take it with him
03:16Yeah
03:16He's currently free on bond
03:19He's awaiting his next court date
03:21There
03:21Very similar look
03:23Yep
03:24Mugshot
03:25Exactly like what you'd expect
03:27Absolutely
03:27What a sex
03:29Used sex doll stealer
03:30to look like
03:31What a humbling moment
03:32for this man
03:33When he took that picture
03:35Yeah
03:35I think, like
03:40He has a
03:42I don't think he has a look about him
03:45where he was hoping to sell it on like
03:47No, that was for
03:49No, no, he wanted it
03:50No, he wanted it
03:50He liked the looks of that doll
03:51He wanted it
03:52That's his girlfriend
03:53He's like, well, he's not using it anymore
03:56He was so attracted to that doll
03:59He broke into the place
04:01pretty much to steal it
04:03Yeah
04:03I can't even imagine it really
04:04You have removed a man from the doll
04:07Yes
04:08And then you go back to take that doll
04:09She does good work
04:10Right?
04:12Wow, she is
04:12It's almost like the dope fiends
04:14When there's a little fentanyl in it
04:15You know it's good stuff
04:16Wow
04:17Wow
04:18She'll bang you to death
04:19Yeah
04:20She did
04:21Do you think after they're done banging these dolls
04:23They bend them back to a more regular pose
04:26Traditional stance?
04:28I think so
04:29I think they would, right?
04:31Yeah, you've got to
04:31Fold them up and put them away somewhere
04:33I would imagine they've got to
04:34What?
04:36Like you're cleaning it
04:37You've got to clean it out
04:37You've got to clean it
04:38You've got to take it to the tub
04:39I don't know much about it
04:40You think that it comes out, right?
04:41Like they
04:42It's got to have a removable thing
04:43Right?
04:44Honestly, I don't know how the whole vaginal area
04:47Because you've said that
04:49Ladies have said that about you for years
04:50Yeah, I don't
04:51I don't understand it at all
04:53I don't understand it at all
04:55I'm guessing, though, that I am picking her up
04:59And taking her to the tub
05:00And putting her in
05:02And putting a bath bomb in
05:03No, you can't just remove the parts
05:05Why don't I just remove the parts?
05:07I don't know
05:07I feel like, listen
05:08If it was mine
05:09You'd probably have to clean the whole thing
05:11I think the dudes that have these
05:12Probably do give them baths
05:13I think so, too
05:14Lavender
05:16God, that's so sad
05:17Well, that's a sad scene
05:18That's so sad
05:19Yeah
05:19That guy giving a doll a bath
05:21Oh, Lisa
05:22I bet he's very delicate
05:24Just like
05:24Blowing bubbles
05:26You've got to get the dead man out of her
05:28Right
05:29You do
05:30That's the first thing you do
05:31Stuff
05:31Ooh
05:32When you describe it like that, too
05:34You can get all that dead man out of her
05:36You've got to get the dead man out of her
05:38For sure you do
05:38The dead man stuff
05:39I think having to bathe your sex doll
05:41Would be a real sobering moment
05:43Yeah, what?
05:43You know?
05:44I think so
05:44Hanging her upside down from the line
05:46I think we don't look at it the same way
05:49Right
05:50It's not a sad thing to them, right?
05:52No, it's like a caring love
05:54Oh, like
05:54Hey baby, let's just rub your titties
05:56It's like a love experience, right?
05:59Hmm
05:59Like the guys who dress them all up
06:01And put them in the corner
06:02And like talk to them still
06:04And like they have tea with them
06:05Yep
06:05Like those guys are bathing them
06:08Out of love
06:09They take them to like restaurants and stuff
06:11Yeah, I mean
06:11I can't even imagine
06:12I start taking something to a restaurant
06:14No, I wouldn't let you
06:15Sorry, I'd have to call the police
06:17Call the police
06:19Call the police
06:20Sorry, police
06:21Let's leave the cops out of this
06:23My friend has mental issues now
06:24We have to
06:25You have to step in
06:26Can you leave the cops out of this?
06:27No, we need some help, police
06:28Please
06:29He took his sex doll to Red Lobster
06:30We need some help over here
06:31No
06:32I just think it's even creepier
06:34That he just left it at the scene
06:35And did his way
06:37Had his way with the doll at the scene
06:39And just left it there
06:40Oh, wait
06:41He banged it at the scene?
06:42That's what
06:43Yeah
06:43That's what the story
06:44Oh, my gosh
06:45The landlord called to report some suspicious activity
06:50Let's see
06:53They returned to the scene
06:57Oh, yeah
06:58His shirt was untucked
06:59And his pants were in disarray
07:00Oh, my pants
07:01And they did a DNA sample from the doll
07:03That was left at the scene
07:04He effed them
07:05On the bed
07:08You can't even talk from it
07:09The dead guy died in the bed
07:10You can't even talk
07:11I don't even know what he said
07:12He said
07:13I lost the sense of speech
07:23Oh, my God
07:25What?
07:27What?
07:29Just happened there to Dave's brain?
07:31I couldn't process it
07:33I'm not sloth, for God's sakes
07:39Something happened
07:41Something happened
07:42I could do it originally
07:43You couldn't get it out
07:44That's why I'm here
07:45I found some more details
07:46I couldn't process it
07:47Because I'm like
07:48That man just died in that bed
07:50And you banged a doll in it
07:52Yes
07:52His doll
07:53In his bed
07:54And it was second
07:55Oh, it would have smelled
07:55Yes
07:56It would have smelled so bad
07:58So gross
07:59Oh, my God
07:59A dead man was just there
08:00And you know he didn't wash it out
08:02Before he went in there
08:04No
08:04That's what I'm saying
08:04It was secondaire
08:05They heard a noise coming from in there
08:07I bet I know the noise
08:08Yeah
08:09And they found him
08:10With his clothes off
08:11Oh
08:11Pants in disarray
08:14Yeah, there was untucked pants
08:15From disarray
08:16I thought like he took it out
08:18And took it
08:19That's what I thought
08:20That's what I thought
08:20He just went back to the scene
08:22To have sex with it
08:23To bang it
08:24Yeah, he had like a wife
08:26He didn't clean the thing out
08:27It made me speak Swahili
08:29It was like a weird
08:35It's like when you hear people
08:37In another language talking
08:39But then they throw in some English
08:40Right
08:41Dang
08:42Boo-ya-y-mow
08:43Don't
08:43I'm a sex doll
08:44In the bed
08:48What?
08:51Yeah, so he had
08:52It was like there
08:53He had like a fling with it
08:55He did
08:55And then fell in love with it
08:57Instantly
08:57Instantly fell in love
08:59That's so tragically sad
09:00And disturbing
09:01He went back for her
09:04Oh man
09:05Yikes
09:05Okay
09:07Yeah
09:07Did he bang this thing
09:11Get caught
09:12And then later
09:14Go back
09:14Go back?
09:15No, I believe
09:16When he went back
09:17That was to bang
09:18Just to bang it
09:19Because the first time
09:19There was other people there
09:20But his plan
09:22Was to take it
09:23Because he has a body bag
09:25And maybe he was taking it
09:26For a test run
09:27Yeah, he did
09:28He was just so attracted to it
09:29He couldn't even wait
09:30To take it home
09:31He just banged it right there
09:32Oh, it was full
09:33Yeah
09:34Brian, what are you doing?
09:35Oh!
09:36Oh!
09:38Oh, hey!
09:39Oh, my God
09:39Your pants are in disarray
09:41That's right
09:41There's a sex doll
09:43In the corner
09:43Her legs are up
09:45Yep, yep, yep, yep
09:46Wasn't doing anything
09:50Did break my brain
09:51For a minute
09:52Thinking that someone
09:52Could be capable of that
09:54Although I've ever
09:55Been able to not speak
09:57For that long
09:57It was like one of those
10:01News reporters
10:02That is like
10:03About to pass out
10:04I don't know
10:04I think you were
10:05About to pass out from it
10:06I couldn't even
10:07Make it work
10:07In my head
10:08I was like
10:09We're checking in live
10:10With Dave
10:11All right
10:23We'll have to check in
10:24With Dave a little bit later
10:25Something happened there
10:26Oh, my
10:28We'd like to let you know
10:29That Dave's fine
10:30I hope he's okay
10:31Yep
10:33All right
10:34Yep, that was on
10:36I'll see you then
10:37You
10:38You
10:38You
10:40You