The show started off by talking about a potential sex doll brothel opening in James' neighborhood which lead into a pretty serious sex doll battle.
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00:00James let me in on a little something that's going on in his neighborhood.
00:10Have you guys heard this?
00:11No.
00:11Okay.
00:12There's a business.
00:13I want you to try and guess.
00:14There's a business trying to move into his neighborhood that people are upset about.
00:19James is not upset about it?
00:21James thinks it's awesome.
00:23Okay.
00:23What do you think it is?
00:25Let's see if anyone can figure out what it is before we talk to him.
00:27People are upset.
00:28He's excited.
00:29But he's excited.
00:30An exterminator?
00:32A sex store?
00:33Oh, a dildo shop.
00:34Okay.
00:34So Lisa's closer, but not yet.
00:36Getting warmer.
00:37Getting warmer, Lisa.
00:39Sex store.
00:40Is this one of those guy bathhouses?
00:42No.
00:43I wish.
00:44See excitement on Chuck's face when he said that?
00:47Well, because I can't believe it.
00:48I couldn't believe it.
00:49You're fine.
00:49Get Chuck in the hot tub with me.
00:50Yeah, exactly.
00:52It's a rental type place.
00:55Is it the sex doll rental?
00:57Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
00:59Ding, ding, ding, ding.
01:00No.
01:01Congratulations, Andy Green.
01:02You won.
01:03That's wild.
01:03There's a sex doll rental place trying to move into James' neighborhood.
01:08They want to open up a sex doll brothel in my neighborhood.
01:11No way.
01:11So wait.
01:12The dolls stay there.
01:14You go and bang them.
01:16Yeah.
01:16So you go there.
01:17You bang like a whorehouse, but there's not any real hookers.
01:20It's just sex dolls.
01:21Lisa's eyeballs almost came right out of her head.
01:24You should have seen my reaction when I saw the letter.
01:27It's so funny that they decided to come here and in your neighborhood.
01:31I know.
01:31What are the chances of that?
01:33They knew.
01:33Oh, it's crazy.
01:34And so they're saying they're going to look into whether or not they should be legal.
01:37And until they do, don't approve any.
01:39What's the problem with it?
01:41They're not.
01:42There's no.
01:43On paper, what's the problem?
01:44Would you want a sex doll brothel in your neighborhood?
01:46I mean, it's not like it's an actual.
01:50Brothel.
01:51Brothel.
01:51It is literally it's just dudes that want to go in and bang dudes are coming to your
01:56town to bang sex dolls.
01:58I feel like there's better dudes coming to bang sex dolls and dudes that are coming to
02:02bang real hookers.
02:02Really?
02:03I think they're.
02:04I don't know.
02:05I don't know.
02:05I think you should keep your eye on.
02:06I don't know about that.
02:07Also, I'm I mean, it's not like you want it to get out there, but at the same time,
02:12it's not lowering yourself to having sex with a hooker.
02:17You wait.
02:18Hold on a second.
02:18You think having sex with a hooker is lower than having sex with a sex doll?
02:24Yeah, I think in some cases.
02:25Yes, I think in some cases.
02:26Yeah.
02:26Oh, my God.
02:27I'm not sure about that.
02:28I do.
02:28I'm not sure.
02:29I feel like my my life has sunk to a new low if I'm having sex with a sex doll.
02:35I feel like you just had the one super pathetic loser to bang a sex doll.
02:38Yeah.
02:39And to pay for it.
02:40I feel like you're one step above that if you're actually paying a real.
02:44I think it goes hooker then sex doll.
02:46Yeah, I agree.
02:47I'm I'm on that same.
02:48I don't know.
02:48Someone's wondering if they'd have male dolls.
02:50I think it goes like women just as a level, right?
02:53Yeah.
02:53I don't need that sex doll.
02:57Side of the road hooker.
02:58Right.
02:59Side of the road hook.
03:00And then lot lizard.
03:02Yeah.
03:03Someone's at the market.
03:04Guys who want to be more kinky than their wife in this way, they don't have to cheat.
03:07Plus, no STDs or pregnant.
03:09Oh, I never thought of that.
03:10The aspect of like, you're not cheating.
03:13You're how many women would find it a real turnoff to find out that a guy that they were
03:19dating or married to or liked had sex with a doll.
03:24They wouldn't like it.
03:26But I guarantee this, their Johnson is more healthy than if they made any other choices.
03:33Is not healthy.
03:34No, I'm not.
03:35No, we all know that.
03:36We all know that.
03:37Inanimate.
03:38Inanimate.
03:39Be furious to find out my husband did this.
03:40I would never.
03:40I get it.
03:41I would never like be like, oh, yeah, you did that.
03:45I would be less disturbed with an actual hooker than a freaking doll.
03:50Yeah.
03:51I think that's freaking weird.
03:52It is.
03:53It is.
03:54Come on.
03:54That's weird.
03:56I get what you're saying.
03:56Yeah, you did that.
03:57A sex doll, huh?
03:58In a court of law.
03:59Wow.
04:00In a court of law.
04:01In a court of law.
04:03It wouldn't be cheating.
04:05You're having sex with a doll that somebody else had sex with.
04:08I get it.
04:09What?
04:09A rented doll.
04:10I know, but a hooker has had a million in her.
04:12Yeah, I get it.
04:13But it's not any better is my point.
04:16Yeah.
04:16I know.
04:17Personally, I think it's strange.
04:19Yeah.
04:19That's it.
04:19Yeah.
04:20It goes both ways.
04:21It's pretty much, I'd say, though, more people are against it than are for.
04:25Just from the vibes of the text.
04:26Which is, of course, yes, of course, that's the way life works.
04:30But, I mean, you're not, just like anything, just like playing video games, most people
04:35are, like, against it.
04:37You know, and I wouldn't want to date that guy.
04:40I know.
04:41I'm not trying to compare the two.
04:42I'm just saying that there are niche things that only a certain group of people are going
04:49to understand.
04:49It's never going to be mass appeal.
04:51These people aren't coming here to open this thing in James' neighborhood to be mass appeal.
04:56Which I think they can do.
04:58I mean, it goes without saying, you have to follow this closely.
05:00Oh, absolutely.
05:01To see what happens.
05:02Got my Google alerts all set up for it.
05:05Lisa was getting snappy with me.
05:07Lisa's Italian side's coming out.
05:09She's getting snappy with you.
05:10Yeah, I'm like, relax.
05:11You brought up video games.
05:12I was just saying.
05:13Hey, now you compare it.
05:13You compare it.
05:14More than compare it.
05:15I'm having a conversation about it.
05:17That's all.
05:19That's all.
05:20I'm just asking questions.
05:21I'm trying to defend myself.
05:21I'm not even into banging dolls.
05:23Getting yelled at.
05:25Holy Christ.
05:26Lisa's getting snappy.
05:27Sex doll battle.
05:28It's always a sex doll battle.
05:29Every time we talk about sex dolls, it gets heated.
05:33Start to remind me of my Italian girlfriend.
05:36That's my favorite Lisa quote ever.
05:38It's always a sex doll battle.
05:41Every time it gets heated, it's about sex dolls.
05:44Because you're so pro-sex dolls and I'm so anti.
05:47I'm just.
05:48Some people argue about politics.
05:49We argue about sex dolls.
05:52That's true.
05:53Totally different thing.
05:54Totally different thing.
05:56Someone said this should be our theme song.
05:58Love is a sex doll battlefield every time we talk about it.
06:01Only if Lisa's yelling at me.
06:03She's allowed to have an opinion?
06:05Speaking for the ladies?
06:06I just didn't know we had a point in counterpoints here like pro-sex doll, anti-sex doll.
06:13Yeah, it was like crossfire in here.
06:15It was like a CNN show.
06:17Like I'm moderate.
06:18Like I'm moderate.
06:19Like I see.
06:20I wanted to do that.
06:20I just kill myself.
06:21Video games are not the same as sex dolls.
06:22Both sides.
06:23Not even close.
06:24I like video games.
06:25Yeah, I know.
06:26I know.
06:27I got it.
06:28You always are so pro-sex doll.
06:29Holy Christ.
06:31Pro-sex doll.
06:32He is.
06:33You're excited about sex dolls.
06:34Someone gets him excited.
06:37Yeah, that's true.
06:37I'm just...
06:38I get excited about dollar signs when this show goes away.
06:41That's all I'm thinking about doing is dollar signs.
06:43We're going to need something.
06:45Like a perv's money.
06:46Get into the sex doll pissed.
06:48Second.