Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who was featured on the news for running a pool scam on people in the Metro Detroit area. And, the show is baffled that whenever he is shown on camera, he is for some reason tweaking his nipples.
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00:00in detroit there's a guy who does the hall of shame hall of shame you either love him or hate
00:14him yes he's one of those type of guys right he's in your face that's his gig though he's
00:18won many awards for his reports yes um so this time he tracked down a guy who's apparently
00:24running some sort of like pool scam what's weird here so i watched through a bit of this this
00:31morning every time they show you know like they're recording him from across the street and he
00:35doesn't know he's tweaking his nipples oh stop it no lisa every time he's outside on the phone
00:42he's just all up on his nips you know what dave i believe you okay thank you well you're gonna see
00:50i mean i believe i mean i believe it i believe it i i'm wondering though and as we watch this
00:56together and you guys listen to it is it a nervous habit is it a sexual thing do when you get anxious
01:03do you tweak your nipples is that does anyone do this maybe it's his spider senses calling him
01:09that somebody's watching him perhaps that's part of his pool process yeah yeah that's how he gets
01:14inspired yeah that's how you test the earth here's a bit of his report here from fox 2 news
01:19can i talk to you meet brandon heitman hey brandon heitman here we can get you a new swimming pool
01:25brandon bills himself as a millionaire contractor an internet personality a pool builder who's taken
01:31the plunge and made a fortune what a success story brandon is a special business man
01:37no every footage they have of him outside in all sorts of different outfits on different days
01:45he's tweaking his nips does he know he's being watched no he's being secretly recorded so what
01:51is it a nervous thing or is he just like into a sexual nipple freakiness i think it's his quirk
01:58it's yeah it's his thing it's his weird nipple quirk yeah and back to the story it's sink or swim
02:04with brandon heitman every shot of him what's wrong with this guy outside the comfort zone anyway it's
02:11enough of these individual stories look look at the other fish and remember when he drew up the contracts
02:16in all these pools the millionaire contractor didn't even have a contractor's license their permits were
02:23all he does is touch his lip look and he lifts his shirt all the way up i went to his house and left cards
02:28what is wrong with this guy 23 mile and shelby there's this around talking business every time
02:34they get him on secret cam he's mentoring a student from the hyphen academy what is wrong with this dude
02:41what a weirdo i don't know what is going on is he wearing women's pants it's hard to tell yeah uh
02:48you guys you don't hire the guy who's tweaking his nipples but you don't know but you don't know right
02:55you do now i don't know yeah no so it calculates his quotes yeah that is going to be like a 20 no
03:01oh oh yeah 35k for that pool it's like you could tell why maybe he got into pools is that it you
03:09think as he's like talking about money he gets all excited and he starts tweaking his nips and he
03:14just looks like he's doing deals on the phone he loves his shirt off he loves a pool it's so odd
03:20okay so he when he gets into subconscious thought pulls his shirt up over his chest
03:29and tweaks and tweaks his nips and rubs his chest like some kind of like uh
03:34comfort it is it's a nervous habit yeah has anyone ever seen that before does anyone
03:41nervously tweak their nipples or manipulate their genitals they're talking on the phone and they're
03:46walking and walking around outside and tweaking nipples i don't know like i knew a guy who would
03:51subconsciously play with himself oh whoa that's worse that is worse and but i think he did it not
03:58realize i always assumed there was something really itchy going on oh like crabby lab but he was always
04:05like he would always do you think this guy is mortified that he's on the news oh i'm sure he's not
04:11camera secret nipple camera everywhere he goes i guess he's just hoping that no one sees the report
04:18but unfortunately now everyone will see it of course even when he was outside with uh what i assume is
04:26his girlfriend she's just so used to it she doesn't even notice she doesn't even notice imagine what she
04:31has to do yeah that's all he has to do oh yeah she's she's with you know she's probably has to get all
04:37up on his nips right i hate to break it super down but i bet it was something that his mom did
04:43play with his nipples shut your face get out of this room what are you talking about get right out of
04:49here what the hell is wrong with you it's just what sigmund throyd would say i'm telling you right
04:57now that i bet it comes from childhood that there was like a chest rubbing no he would sit on a lap
05:03there would be some kind of chest get over here my mama rub your nipples and he is subconsciously i mean
05:13doing it what started out as an investigation into why this guy hasn't completed some pools for people
05:19has turned into nipple gate my god and and why um t-top t-top what's up t-top hey t-top
05:32hey long time no here yeah absolutely um are you a nipple tweaker no i'm not a nipple tweaker but i
05:42have a 37 year old son that is he tweaks his nipples your son that's not a surprise no t-top
05:52when he does it in front of me i tell him to stop okay that's what i was gonna ask like
05:57does it bother you when you see your son yes it does i have a guy upstairs a place with this
06:03winky all the time too what a guy where do you have a guy does he just live up there
06:10i'm in an apartment yeah i was gonna say it's not just like a guy when they come over and take care of
06:17me oh wow okay yeah t-top let us know if you need any help we need to report somebody yeah we need to call
06:24anyone you're being taken advantage of just let us know we got you yeah i am really i'm getting
06:30evicted by january because i use oxygen and smoke oh my goodness can't do that gotta give that up
06:39now that we can't help you with you gotta do that yourself t-top but i smoke outside yeah but that
06:46whole combo is not good yeah the whole bomb thing yeah you gotta get that up get some get some gum or
06:52something blow you to bits there t-top you gotta be careful you can't have that it's getting to
06:56the point that i think i'm gonna quit well you know when you're on oxygen that's probably a good
07:02time to consider it let's quit it t-top you can do it babe that's good advice all right all right
07:08all right well good luck with our everything let us know let us know how it goes if not reach
07:13out to lisa no no no no yeah lisa's here for you no just stop all the best just quit smoking all the
07:18best thanks see ya bye oops way to go yeah now we're gonna be responsible for your ulterior homes
07:26but of course t-top son that's what i mean i mean but at the same time i'm like i don't know if we
07:32can equate mom did you call a radio show and talk about my pierced nipples mom are you t-top
07:37i think i figured out what you're talking about wait you're smoking on oxygen and are about to be
07:44evicted ah mom we're about to be evicted oh yeah take this oh my god t-top blew us up
07:55yep oh man it's always a chance i just hope that next time we take her call it doesn't just you know
08:00hey t-top how are you how are things there oh oh oh no yeah you don't want to
08:10hear that happen i hope she doesn't call it that either that would be a terrible call to take
08:14absolutely somehow i think she'd be okay though we still like i lived i was blown straight across the
08:22street i was my wheelchair just rolled well that's really sad but i think they'd rather talk about
08:30your son and if he's still tweaking his nipples oh he's gone oh well he was blown to bits
08:37same with the wiener guy upstairs
08:41she survived yeah she lived
08:44lisa got herself in a pickle she's gonna have t-top in her guest room
08:49she did lisa was like you need help
08:52yeah call us if you need help actually i am being evicted do you have any space
08:56lisa and t-top oh she was getting back right into a corner
09:01my new roommate t-top yeah i got a room for you
09:05t-top no smoking and oxygen
09:08hey lisa here's some vape cartridges for t-top lisa's pushing t-top through the park oh my god
09:13douglas pulled t-top right down the hill oh my god
09:16she still would survive oh god yeah like right into the lake she'd go right into the lake and
09:25then like 10 minutes later she'd wheel out of the lake and still smoking i held my breath that
09:30long thank god for this oxygen
09:35it's bad it's a double bad day his company was outed for doing what they do and he was outed for
09:41being a nipple how hard do you think i'm just worried about t-top exploding i know now we have
09:46that yeah that's up to her t-top has the power to stop it