Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about a celebrity during the WRIF files when they received a text message about his nipples and that started a whole new discussion.
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00:00Paula Patton is accusing her ex-husband, Robin Thicke, of abusing their six-year-old son, Julian.
00:14Paula made the allegations in court documents in which she's trying to limit his custody.
00:19I don't know how you marry that guy in the first place.
00:22But it seems totally believable.
00:23No.
00:24Seems totally believable that guy could be an extreme douchebag.
00:28Boy, do I hate Robin Thicke.
00:30Oh, yeah.
00:33Someone said look up Alan Thicke's nipples?
00:38Or naples.
00:41We have to look up Alan Thicke's nipples right now?
00:44Or naples.
00:45It said naples.
00:46But I think they meant...
00:47You think they meant nipples?
00:49Did they mean Robin Thicke nipples because he has, like, barely none?
00:53Wow, those are really teeny tiny.
00:54They must have meant Robin Thicke's nipples.
00:56He's got little nipples.
00:57He's got the most petite little nipples you've ever seen.
01:01We've fallen into a Robin Thicke nipple hole.
01:05Hold on to your butt.
01:06I sure hope to God that's what they meant.
01:08That is what they meant.
01:09We're staring at a bunch of guys' nipples right now.
01:11Well, Alan Thicke naples.
01:16Nothing comes up there.
01:18Nothing.
01:18I think it was Robin Thicke's nipples that we were supposed to look up.
01:21We did, and they are really small.
01:23So thank you for showing up.
01:23I could have gone my whole life without knowing about Robin Thicke's bizarrely tiny nipples.
01:32Like little dimes.
01:34They are.
01:35They're the size of dimes.
01:37They are the size of dimes.
01:38And I think that's really odd.
01:40Nipple dimes.
01:41Little nipple dimes.
01:42Little Robin Thicke nips.
01:44Robin Thicke's tiny nipples.
01:46Yeah, I wonder if my nipples are okay.
01:48People have been like, what?
01:50I have dime-sized nipples.
01:51What's wrong?
01:52Just wondering if I fall in the my nipples are okay range.
01:59I don't know.
02:01Well, Doc, today sparked my newfound nipple anxiety.
02:04Let's see if I can get any pictures of my nipples.
02:06Oh, my gosh.
02:07No, he's looking for pictures of his nipples on his phone.
02:11He has just ran the nipple pics.
02:12And every once in a while, I'll take a picture of me and Stella will be hanging out.
02:17And I won't, you know, I'll have my shirt off or whatever.
02:21There is websites that ask, you know, what is the average nipple size for men?
02:27So I guess other people want to know.
02:29God, you can't even see it.
02:30I'm so hairy.
02:30Oh, there's my nipple right there.
02:32What would you say?
02:33Pepperoni?
02:34Dinner plate?
02:35Saucer?
02:36Pepperoni?
02:36Pepperoni, yeah.
02:37I think you're in the pepperoni nipples.
02:39It sounds average.
02:40That's a nice little nipple right there.
02:41Oh, sweet Jesus.
02:42What's that boudoir shot?
02:44What is that boudoir shot he just showed us?
02:47His hand behind his head?
02:49It's me and baby Stella.
02:50That's baby Stella.
02:51Oh, I didn't even see Stella in it.
02:52Yeah, no, that's me and baby Stella.
02:55Lisa, you okay?
02:56You like that?
02:57Lisa, you all right?
02:58Yeah, I don't know.
02:59Hold on, let me zoom in on.
03:00You probably shouldn't be showing people your nipple pictures.
03:03I would zoom right in on.
03:04You probably should just keep that to yourself.
03:06We've all seen just nipples.
03:07Yeah, it seems like an average-sized nipple.
03:09It seems larger than Robin Ficks.
03:13And Andy looks like he's going to be sick.
03:15I don't know where to go with this.
03:18Andy didn't expect to see my nipples today.
03:20He doesn't know where to go.
03:22There's another shot of me and her.
03:24More nipple.
03:25Jesus, Chuck.
03:26How many nipple shots do you have on your toes?
03:29I told you I knew I'd have some nipple shots myself.
03:32You got some nice nips there, Chuck.
03:34You're welcome.
03:36I think we've seen James' nipples a lot.
03:38Oh, James, his nipples are right there.
03:40Yeah, mine are always on display.
03:41We get to look at those all the time.
03:44James has got great nipples.
03:45I've said it for a long time.
03:46They're average.
03:47Andy, what about you?
03:49Do you have good nipples?
03:49Do you ever have any weirdness?
03:51All right, well, it's good.
03:52All right, Lisa, let's rate your nipples now.
03:55We're talking about men's nipples, not women's nipples.
03:59We're talking men's.
04:00Would you say pancake?
04:02Okay.
04:03Okay.
04:06Too far.
04:07$12 pancakes right there.
04:08No, no.
04:09Too small for that.
04:10No.
04:11Too small to be pancakes.
04:13Lisa, do you have any pictures of your nipples on your phone?
04:15No, I don't, Chuck.
04:16Not like you.
04:17You have so many.
04:19He has a file, I think.
04:21You got a nipple file?
04:22No, it was just a...
04:23Sure, it was file.
04:24I have like 300 photos of my nipple.
04:28Wouldn't that be funny?
04:29Like the true.
04:30Cannes Film Festival Tribeca.
04:32I'm really worried about the size of my nipples.
04:36You guys wouldn't mind taking a look.
04:40The average size of a nipple falls somewhere between the size of a quarter and the size of
04:44a salami.
04:45You have nipple pics on your phone?
04:47I have thousands of nipple pics.
04:51Do you know Chuck had all these pictures of his nipple pics?
04:54You don't think you'll show them to us, do you?
04:58Here you go.
05:03Winner of the canvas, Bill Decel, the most terrifying film ever made.
05:08Chuck's nipples!
05:09It all started with Robin Dick's nipples.
05:12And it never stopped.
05:16They'll never be the same.
05:17Now he's just showing pic after pic of his nipples.
05:20James' nipples are everywhere.
05:23It's spreading!
05:24It's spreading!
05:28Cummings Play 2017.
05:32Nipples.
05:32I hear Dave's worried about his nipple size now.
05:35Chuck, put your shirt on!
05:39No!
05:42Nipples.
05:45Mine are the size of bees.
05:53I don't know, it sounds great to me.
05:55What a freak.
05:56All right.