Dave and Chuck the Freak talk a guy in San Antonio who was arrested after being caught setting up explosives inside a car wash bathroom that would go off when people sat down on the toilet.
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00:00Dave and Chuck the Freak salute, the douchebag of the day.
00:10When you say you had an explosive event in the bathroom, you don't normally mean an actual
00:17blast.
00:18Right.
00:19No, it's your own explosions.
00:22But this dude, who's way too old to be doing this prank, 46 years old in Texas, is facing
00:31charges for booby-trapping toilets to cause explosions when people sat down to do their
00:38business.
00:38Oh, wow.
00:40That's diabolical, really.
00:42Like, he set a fuse, like, I'd sit down and...
00:45And fireworks under the seats were designed to explode under pressure.
00:50Huh.
00:52And he set these up at a couple of different car washes.
00:57And as you can imagine, the people affected by this were quite shaken up by it.
01:03Oh, I bet.
01:04Let's get to the story now.
01:06The first attack was reported July 20th at the washtub on Bandera Road in Holotis.
01:12The arrest affidavit says a man was caught on their security camera going into a unisex
01:17bathroom.
01:18And then moments later, when someone else used the facilities, there was a small explosion.
01:24Detectives say a woman was injured, but she left the location before a report was made.
01:30Then just six days later, there were two more victims at a washtub in San Antonio at 1604 near 281.
01:37The affidavit says an employee was injured when she sat down on the toilet and then moments later, a little girl had a similar experience.
01:46The detective claims physical evidence left behind at both scenes is the same.
01:51They found the remains from small, readily available commercial fireworks that are designed to explode when pressure is applied.
01:58In every case, the affidavit claims 46-year-old Paul Moses Alden can be seen on security cameras, entering and leaving the bathroom, sitting in the lobby, watching the bathroom door, and then leaving the area after the explosions.
02:14We called, we emailed, we're going to try a little personal visit.
02:17A washtub spokesman said they didn't want to appear on camera, but they did send a statement saying they're very pleased with the quick action of law enforcement, and they're fully cooperating with the detectives.
02:28And this douchebag, not surprisingly, a real idiot, he is a frequent customer there, and he used his membership card to get a car wash.
02:58On the days this happened, so they can directly tie him to every time this occurred.
03:04I just want to know what kind of fireworks.
03:06Are they those ones that you, like, throw at the driveway?
03:09Like the snapdragons?
03:10Yeah, like a snapdragon, that's it.
03:11Like, it's not, let's be honest, that's not really going to hurt anybody.
03:15They said that first lady was very injured.
03:18I don't know if you jump up, maybe, and...
03:21Hurt herself?
03:22I felt like the way they were talking about it was more of an explosion than those things.
03:26Yeah, I mean, you'd think.
03:27Like, I mean, I just don't know what firework out there is designed.
03:31If you blow my bits up, I will kill you.
03:33Oh, man.
03:33I just feel like for that guy, like, I'd be cool with, like, just four or five people as his punishment just beating him up.
03:39Yeah.
03:40It's not the worst.
03:41Just beat him up one time.
03:43We need a couple of big guys in here.
03:44All right, go to town.
03:45He'll stop.
03:46It seems like a high school prank.
03:49Right, that's what I'm saying.
03:5046?
03:51I couldn't believe that's how old the guy was.
03:53And in high school, the way sometimes you would stop something like that is a group of people would beat that person up.
03:59Right.
03:59And so I do think he just managed to go through his life without getting his ass kicked and he needed it.
04:06That's what I think is, like, that's exactly what happened with that guy.
04:10Even if you don't blow my bits up, if you cause me to have backsplash, I think you should get your ass beaten.
04:15Just the backsplash.
04:16Yeah.
04:17Just anything.
04:18Like, if you're using the toilet at a car wash.
04:21Oh, man, it's bad.
04:22You're having diarrhea.
04:23That's a bad day.
04:23Yep, it's bad.
04:25Something's gone wrong.
04:25Yeah.
04:26Something's gone wrong for me if I have to use the car wash.
04:28I mean, besides to pee.
04:29Right.
04:30Right?
04:30Shannon is with us in Cape Coral.
04:32Hi, Shannon.
04:34Hey, how are you guys doing this morning?
04:36Doing okay.
04:36You had a similar incident?
04:38Yeah, it wasn't explosives, but, man, my bits were covered in ketchup.
04:43Somebody at a Burger King decided to take one of the little ketchup packets and put it in the pot.
04:46Oh, yes.
04:46And put it under the seat.
04:48And then I sat down to do some business.
04:51Wow.
04:52And it was ketchup-covered bits.
04:54Oh, that's awful.
04:56No, honestly, that's gross.
04:58No, it is.
04:58I'd rather you blow it.
04:59It's one prank.
05:00I'd rather.
05:00Okay, here's the question for you, Shannon.
05:03Do you wash your bits in the Burger King sink?
05:06Oh, no.
05:07Oh, definitely.
05:08Yeah, you have to.
05:09Yeah, I can't go around with ketchup.
05:10Ketchup?
05:11No, come on.
05:12No, you're lucky it was ketchup.
05:13If it would have been some fire sauce from Taco Bell,
05:15it would be a different story.
05:17That's what I was going to say.
05:18That's bad.
05:18You never found out who did it, though?
05:20No.
05:21Oh, no.
05:21I'm sure it was an employee because, you know,
05:24a couple weeks later, I seen the same incident in there,
05:27and I was like, oh, somebody else got it.
05:30Crazy.
05:30You wouldn't expect it.
05:31That is weird.
05:33I'll take ketchup packet over explosives.
05:34Yeah, for sure.
05:36I don't know.
05:36No, stop it, Chuck.
05:37Don't be ridiculous.
05:38It's so gross.
05:39Like, the explosion just scares you.
05:40Yeah, but whatever, I can just wash it off.
05:42An explosion has the chance of injuring you.
05:45No.
05:45Ketchup does not.
05:46Why is ketchup getting it in the tip, maybe?
05:47It's so gross outside of fries.
05:48It's so gross to me.
05:50If it's not on fries or a burger, it's disgusting.
05:53I would have a real...
05:55I'd rather be scared by an explosive
05:58than have to clean my bits in a sink.
06:02Like, other people's ketchup on a plate.
06:04Okay, what do you say if someone walks into the bathroom
06:07and your junk is in the sink and you're hand-washing it?
06:10Well, you shouldn't do that, probably.
06:12Well, you have to.
06:13I can't leave there.
06:14I think I'd go over maybe and lock it.
06:15If you can, I don't know if they can.
06:16You just grab some paper towels and wet them and wipe up.
06:20Yeah, maybe that.
06:22In a stall, privately.
06:23You're like, I'd really like that.
06:24You don't have to put your balls in the sink.
06:26I do.
06:29Dave just whips it up.
06:32He's bold.
06:33He's bold.
06:35Clean it.
06:36You got to clean it.
06:37Yeah, I'm not going to whip it out in front of everybody.
06:38I don't want ketchup smelling junk.
06:39It'll wipe off easily.
06:42It'll be all right.
06:43Listen, easily is probably not...
06:47Listen, it smears.
06:48It smears and I'm a hairy guy.
06:52It's not great.
06:53You need a lot of paper towels, I guess.
06:54It's not great, yeah.
06:55I just imagine someone walking in,
06:57I got ketchup on my balls.
06:58I'm sorry.
06:59Unless they have one of those,
07:00the blow dryer type hand,
07:03you know, they don't have paper towels,
07:04then I don't know what you do.
07:05Oh, yeah.
07:05And most of them do now, right?
07:07Yeah, that's it.
07:08It's trouble.
07:08You have to wash in the sink.
07:09If there's no paper towel,
07:11oh, maybe toilet paper.
07:13Still, it's not great.
07:15It'd be a terrible thing to have happen.
07:17What a diabol.
07:18I bet that's been going on from the dawn of time.
07:20It's funny, I've never heard of it before today.
07:23Maybe you just keep that to yourself, right?
07:25You don't talk about your ketchup balls.
07:26I don't think so.
07:27You don't.
07:28I bet it's happened to a lot of people.
07:30What's his motivation, though?
07:32Just the...
07:33He's a high school kid still.
07:35He's 46.
07:36Like, he thinks it's hilarious to scare people that way?
07:39Yes, he does.
07:39You just got it.
07:40It's really wrong.
07:41He's mentally still in high school.
07:47That's a teenager.
07:47A lot of people think they're funny who aren't.
07:49Yeah, that too.
07:50I bet he talks about high school quite a bit.
07:54God, like, something about his face just makes me want to punch it.
07:57I know, and no one has yet.
07:59No one has.
08:00His eyes are close together, too.
08:01We know things are wrong.
08:04But if you want to see him and read more about the story,
08:06go to DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
08:08Bye.
08:09Oh, my God.
08:09Bye.
08:10Bye.
08:10Bye.
08:11Bye.
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08:12Bye.