Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a mom who took her son to a brothel so he could have sex for the first time in 12 years. Then, talk to some listeners who have helped get people laid.
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00:00okay here's a question for you and I know this sounds weird but if your adult son hadn't gotten
00:14laid could you take him to a brothel would you take him to a brothel to save his life yes because
00:23a mother cried tears of joy after her son was taken to a brothel I did he after not feeling
00:34the touch of a woman for 12 years he's quadriplegic okay okay Gail and her son Jake visited
00:43Le Penthouse Suites in Australia that place is lit the topic of Jake's sex life had come up in
00:51conversation when the group were out on a fishing trip Jake's mom was asked about Jake's girlfriends
00:57and she said oh unfortunately he hasn't been with anyone since his accident yeah they decided right
01:04to them there they were going to take Jake to a brothel there's footage of his mom reacting to
01:11what happened they take him in oh well I didn't and then here we here we go man so let's get off
01:19his step but yeah we'll head in there and um smile he's so happy one hour later yeah she said she
01:29did a few things and then it was very erect so she got on top and he did the whole thing unreal yeah that
01:38is beautiful yeah thank you so much this is so strange I'm so happy for him
01:47the lighter he is isn't he how'd you go good fun oh no yeah no no no I think she was holding a press
01:58conference about her son's I know but like okay I thought the son was gonna be it's tough to see
02:05I thought uh yeah I thought she was like a fan of a sports team about to just announce uh
02:12the team is moving no but the guy okay um
02:18there's a lot more going on with this guy
02:22I told you he's quadriplegic can only move his mouth and thumbs no but I mean did you see him
02:27like he can't speak like he can't I don't know I he didn't say anything and I didn't see a lot
02:34going on I just wonder if they're like making the calls for him what he's got to say what's he
02:39maybe he didn't want to say I don't know I didn't want to say anything
02:46just my brain is a mess yeah I know it is uh Matthew is in Boston hi Matthew how are you doing
02:56hey Matthew okay so tell us have you ever paid for someone to get laid at a brothel or a hooker
03:02anything like that so um in the mill rights union they were out training and they found out one of
03:08their co-workers was a 40 year old virgin so they all pitched in and bought him a prostitute and then
03:15when they got back to Boston they made stickers for him so on my hard hat says save your virginity
03:20forever then with the guy's name on it oh that's so nice though I mean it is uh so instead of like
03:25a go fund me it's like a go f me yeah right it's a great website idea Dave like you should go if we
03:31had Dave and Chuck's go f me page yeah and we you can help fund virgins you'd put the photo up of
03:38the guy who's never done it and then people would go on and be like oh man no he needs he needs some
03:44help and they would like a dollar two dollars and then we could make it happen prostitution was
03:51legal buy whores for people yeah why not right we've tried several times and like the lawyers
03:56have always said we weren't allowed it's true that's true that is true I know that is I remember
04:03I do remember that we wanted to send people to whore island yeah I always thought it was a bad
04:09idea oh yeah I always thought like a lawyer I guess Dave and Chuck's go f me page I love it um
04:16Ben yeah how you doing good man so we're talking about if you uh have ever taken someone to a
04:24brothel or a hooker to get them laid yeah I have I volunteered on a muscular density camp for several
04:29years we had one of these one of the kids in our cabin I call them kids now it was his last year
04:35camp just turned 18 and it was hot with the ladies love the girls you know it's pretty twisted up
04:41girls loved them had a huge you know he had a huge package oh my god oh my sweet god muscular
04:49dickstrophy it was it was you know it was a waste of wiener I have to say what what do you mean
04:57it just didn't what are you it just didn't get used much what are you saying that's what he
05:04means it was huge it didn't get used much it didn't get used much that's what he used by way so
05:09yeah yeah so we you know we told him this last year camp that we would uh we try to get him taken
05:14care of right so you know I was friends with his mom and I you know took it by his mom let her know
05:20hey listen we want to take Tommy to the take Tommy to Windsor like well listen I don't want to hear
05:25about it just make sure he doesn't come home and talk about it you know so he sent over this
05:29smoke show I'm talking saw smoke show wow wow yeah so we've got Tommy in bed undraft some you know
05:38cover him up with sheet whatever you know we had to wait outside yeah right sure that's nice
05:43so yeah so she came in she was like all right so what's going on I'm like well Tommy you know he
05:50has much of his fees never had the opportunity to be with woman so of course I went through my
05:55headless like you're all things I want you to do to Tommy oh wow yeah all my favorite things of
06:01course yes yes I'm like you know Tommy's probably his first time so he's probably not going to last
06:06very long so here's what I want you to do to get him back right and what happened yeah sure enough
06:10man they she uh she she did her thing we we hung out outside and you know she came out you know half
06:16hour half hour later you know she was ready for us to come in and get him cleaned up
06:20wow you cleaned him up well you are a good friend you are an amazing man I will say honestly all
06:28joking aside that's an amazing man why thank you yeah that's really nice oh that is that's very nice
06:35thing well thanks man had to share thank you yeah see you all right that's Ben there who got all the
06:40thing it's funny he went through all his favorite things from porn yeah Tommy had a wild time in
06:45there Tommy's done more Tommy's done more stuff than most of us sure he did that is a good guy
06:54those are good buddies yeah honestly those are good buddies yeah um but a buddy or a camp counselor
07:01I think a camp counselor also was his buddy I think yeah I was a camp counselor yeah oh yeah
07:07they took it to mom and mom said you know sort of semi semi approved so those what I'm realizing
07:18too is man those hookers see some stuff too right yes of course Dave it's not a life of luxury
07:24it's not uh it's not a dream where they find love it's not pretty woman no it's not Richard
07:31gear pulling up in uh the horsey some stuff yeah oh here's a twist a gorgeous man in a sports car
07:38here's a bit of a twist somebody texted in how do they know that the brothel chicks aren't just
07:42taking the money and making up stories behind the door yeah well Tommy was verbal so yeah Tommy
07:47that's what he said and that's why I said you are a good friend or camp counselor or whatever you are
08:00because because I can't even go in and clean up your friend I can't even imagine being like
08:04clean me up and my buddy comes in hey boys clean me up cleans it and I'll tell you right now if I was
08:10ever a camp counselor and I was expected to clean that up I'd be like what the hell yeah kind of camp
08:16is this yeah far and beyond what he needed to do I don't that's a good dude over and above over and
08:24above yes Sarah's next hi Sarah hi how are you good we're talking about paid to get laid have you taken
08:30someone uh kind of we kind of did it as a collective I used to work at a strip club for a couple of years
08:38and there was this guy that would come in with his buddies all the time nice dude completely paralyzed
08:44from the neck down I think but he said you know he said he could that worked I don't know so he would
08:49sit at the stage tipping hundred dollar bills and every now and again he would ask you know would you
08:54go all the way with me no no no but you know me and the girls we all felt bad after a while so we did
08:59end up sending them to the whore of the house and you know he got what he wanted the whore of the house
09:04the whore of the house yes I've never heard of I heard of whore house I've never heard of the
09:09whore of the house sometimes there's a whore of the house can I speak to the whore of the house
09:12please the girl with the condom falling out of the wall oh yes yes the whore of the house
09:18the whore of the house how much did you collect I bestow upon you the title
09:23what an honor yeah they put a condom crown on her oh things ever get so bad I know now to go to a
09:31strip club and ask for the whore of the house excuse me can you explain to me who the whore of
09:38the house is please I know I understand there is one I think now there's the whores of the house
09:45so there you go a different tale for sure it's not what I expected a different tale but a lot of
09:52people have helped people in their time of need yep and really helped like really really yeah really helped
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