Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a mother and son who were involved in a bank robbery and wonder if the elderly woman even knew what she was signing up for!
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00:00Police in Pennsylvania say an elderly mother and her son are in custody after a bank robbery.
00:18According to police, the Santander Bank branch in Havertown, Pennsylvania was robbed the
00:25other day. A 56-year-old guy goes into the bank, tells the teller it was a holdup, didn't have a
00:34weapon or a note. As the teller handed over just a couple of hundred bucks in cash, they also hit
00:41the alarm button. As they do. And then their security company was able to see the incident
00:46in real time through the cameras. Luckily, an officer was just two blocks away. The guy
00:54jumped into a vehicle with his 89-year-old mother behind the wheel.
01:00Let's go! Get in, son of a bitch!
01:03Put the pedal to the metal.
01:07All right, Mom.
01:09I told you, five minutes or less, I'm leaving. It's like the movie Drive.
01:13Yeah. I got 200 bucks!
01:17A score!
01:20Bingo, here we come.
01:22It's bingo night tonight.
01:24Yeah.
01:25I gotta gun it.
01:27An officer could see as he was approaching the vehicle.
01:31Yeah, it's real slow.
01:33Yeah, yeah.
01:34Gun it, Mom!
01:35I am! God, relax!
01:39Gotta at least go like 35 minutes.
01:41I'm going! I'm really going!
01:43You're going 21 miles an hour.
01:45Oh, God, I should slow down a bit. It's getting data.
01:48Oh, we gotta turn. Hold on.
01:50Can you even see through the steering wheel here?
01:53Hold on.
01:54Oh, watch out!
01:58You're the worst getaway driver ever.
02:00I'm getting us there. I'm getting us there. I promise.
02:04Look out for that. Oh, no.
02:05You can barely see.
02:07Oh, yeah.
02:10Dave's trying, but he's got to listen to tons of ads before he can play a sound.
02:17All right, soon there will be these car sounds.
02:19Yeah.
02:21Anyways, I can't.
02:22Oh, well.
02:23So, as the cop is approaching the vehicle.
02:30We finally got it.
02:31Yeah, you don't have to signal. We're in the getaway.
02:35Oh, is it clear? Can you see anything on your side?
02:39I see all kinds of stuff over here.
02:41Oh, I better wait. Hold on.
02:42Turn that turn signal off. What are you doing?
02:44Oh, no. I better keep it on. I'm going to go the other way.
02:48Oh, we're going to get in a lot of trouble for these $200.
02:53Oh, boy.
02:55It just won't clear.
02:59Traffic won't clear.
03:03I love bingo. You know that.
03:07In my head, there's this weird iconic song from the movie Drive
03:11that we're like, what's his name?
03:15Attractive Man.
03:16Ryan Gosling.
03:17Ryan Gosling.
03:18Attractive Man.
03:19That's what he's known as.
03:20Also known as Attractive Man.
03:22He has his gloves on and his toothpick or whatever,
03:27and it starts up, and I just see the grandma in that whole scene.
03:31In that whole outfit?
03:32In the whole scene.
03:33A little bit slower, though.
03:35Just a touch.
03:36You had that turn signal on for miles.
03:38Oh, I forgot. You know how I forget.
03:43Oh, I'm not turning. Oh, God.
03:45Oh.
03:46As an officer approached the car, he could see that they were arguing.
03:52We should pull over for him.
03:54Well, don't do that.
03:55We just robbed a bank for God's sake.
03:56I know, but he's got lights on.
03:57You know what that means.
03:59Pull over.
04:00They said cash was strewn throughout the vehicle, so he just jumped in the car and threw it.
04:06Cash is everywhere.
04:07But not so much, though.
04:09I mean, it's only 200 bucks.
04:10A couple hundred bucks.
04:11Here's your bingo money.
04:12Yeah, just threw it at her.
04:15Oh.
04:15The suspect told officers that he had actually just come into town to steal some tools, but
04:23Lowe's wasn't open yet, so they hit the bank.
04:26We're such old criminals that we were there too early.
04:30Exactly.
04:32Charges have not yet been filed against the man.
04:35The mother, who is 89, is actually not expected to be charged.
04:41I maybe didn't even know what was happening.
04:43Yeah, maybe she had no idea.
04:45It's possible that my son.
04:47She thought he just needed to go to the bank.
04:50We're going to the bank, son.
04:51I'll take you to the bank.
04:53Yeah.
04:54You hear the opening scene.
04:56Yeah.
04:56It's just so good.
04:57So you're picturing like a grandma.
04:59There's 100,000.
05:00Oh, just be careful because I don't know.
05:06Yeah, here you go.
05:07There's something inside you.
05:09Yeah.
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05:10Yeah.
05:11It'd be weird if grandma was listening to this.
05:13That's right.
05:15Yeah, let's do it.
05:16I got the driver.
05:18I'm the driver.
05:21There's nothing you can't do.
05:22You're still bleeding.
05:25I drive.
05:25I drive.
05:27There's nothing she can't do.
05:28That's my mom.
05:30Yeah.
05:32I just love the fact that the mom didn't know.
05:34I know.
05:35And she was just being nice.
05:36I'll take you.
05:37Yeah.
05:37Yeah.
05:39The bank that's right in her.
05:40Yeah, exactly.
05:41I was heading there anyway.
05:44Amazing.
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