Dave & Chuck the Freak bet there is no one listening who had sex turn into gunfire and they were wrong. It all started with a man who was arrested for shooting a hooker after he received a golden shower.
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00:00uh oh another bitch is trippin
00:08the headline reads this
00:12shots fired after golden shower
00:16what kind of shots
00:19more than bullets coming out of that shower head
00:23I mean if you didn't want that
00:26and it was a surprise attack
00:30I still think I don't
00:31I mean I don't know if I kill the person
00:33or shoot them but
00:34I'm real shocked
00:37I didn't expect that
00:40if you didn't expect it
00:43why'd you open your mouth
00:44once it starts
00:47go with it
00:50if sex ever led to a shooting
00:53for you reach out
00:55did sex lead to a shooting
00:57yeah
00:57if so
00:59I doubt it
01:00but if so chime in
01:02you never know
01:021-855-954-6969
01:05do you bet there's no one listening
01:06I bet there's no one listening
01:07that has had sex lead to a shooting
01:09yeah
01:10like specifically I'd say a sex act
01:12like you tried backdoor
01:14and they fired shots
01:16like a partner's upset
01:17and is shooting at you
01:18not like you're having an affair
01:20and somebody came in
01:21and started screaming
01:22I think that's okay
01:24that sex led to shooting
01:26the only thing
01:27trying to help Jason on the phone line
01:28yeah just
01:28I'm gonna try and help him out as well
01:30with a gun
01:30also
01:31also
01:33well I think a crossbow
01:34is fine
01:35oh sure yes
01:35okay but not like
01:36shooting with your penis
01:37yes
01:38but also though like
01:40not a
01:41uh
01:42non-consensual
01:44thank you Chuck
01:46that is exactly what I was doing
01:48that could be
01:49quite a bit of shooting
01:50no sexual assault
01:51no assault
01:52this might be one of the
01:54most restrictions I've ever had
01:55I know
01:56yeah
01:56it's gonna be tough
01:57but it has to be tough
01:58because Dave bets
01:59there's no one listening
02:00and this is on top of all
02:01the regular stuff Jason
02:02yes
02:02oh yeah
02:03no murders
02:03yeah murders
02:05that has had sex lead to a shooting
02:07that's not
02:09an assault
02:11I'm so confused
02:13also no bestiality
02:14no bestiality either
02:15right
02:15good call
02:16don't shoot it
02:17we don't want to hear about getting shot
02:18that's it all the time
02:20well either everybody's getting through
02:22or nobody is
02:23yep
02:23back to this story though
02:24a man who paid for a sexual encounter
02:28with a woman
02:28at a motel
02:30as you do
02:31he got his golden shower
02:34yeah
02:35but then he
02:37fired a shot
02:38oh
02:39he got what he wanted
02:40please continue
02:41to investigate
02:42so far
02:43the old guy
02:43has not been charged
02:45I would
02:46think
02:47that
02:48out of all the people
02:50you could be like
02:51accidentally peed on by
02:53that like a hooker's pee
02:56would
02:58be
02:59awful
03:01yeah
03:01I feel like they're not drinking enough water
03:03seems like it'd be potent
03:04they're not drinking enough water
03:05they're not
03:06I think it would be
03:07I think it would be
03:08deep
03:09a deep color
03:11oh no
03:11and maybe that's what he's after
03:13maybe that's right
03:14maybe that's what he's after
03:15the sicker you are
03:16the darker the
03:17I know myself
03:18if I put myself in a scenario
03:20of misfortunate
03:21getting peed on
03:23I want someone
03:24who's always got that
03:26big cup
03:26they're always drinking
03:29water
03:29you know
03:31you want it to be as
03:32close to water
03:34hydrated
03:34whore
03:35yes
03:35I get it
03:36yes
03:37I want that Stanley cup pee
03:39yeah that's what I want
03:40it's funny to think about
03:41going up to a hooker
03:42and being like
03:42you hydrated whore
03:43knocks the water bottle
03:46out of her hand
03:46stop
03:47you hydrated
03:49whore
03:50yeah
03:50someone said
03:52I was given
03:52my new boyfriend
03:53a BJ
03:54and my ex-husband
03:56pulled up to the house
03:58with a gun
03:59to shoot him
03:59thankfully
04:01he forgot
04:02to load the bullets
04:03well thank
04:04god
04:05he's a moron
04:06oh
04:06thank goodness
04:07that's what you want
04:09someone who forgets
04:10to load
04:10oh my god
04:11forgetful gunman
04:12yes
04:13totally
04:14I've got it all
04:18I've got my vest
04:19I've got my helmet
04:21I've got a mask
04:22I've got my gun
04:24I've got magazines
04:24no dude dude
04:25she's just giving me a BJ
04:26click click
04:27dude
04:27oh
04:29oh thank god
04:30it's the forgetful gunman
04:32yeah
04:32oh shoot
04:33oh my heart
04:34geez
04:34you know
04:35they always say
04:37make a list
04:38I forgot the bullets
04:40that was close man
04:41you guys
04:42don't call the cops
04:43or anything
04:43I've got to head back
04:44forgetful gunman
04:45you wacky
04:46I've got to go home
04:47I've got to find them
04:48I don't even know
04:49where they are
04:50always good to have
04:52a forgetful gunman
04:52oh my the best
04:53it's the best gunman
04:55Steve is in North Carolina
04:56hi Steve
04:57hey what's up guys
04:59doing good
05:00did sex lead
05:01to a shooting for you
05:03yes it did
05:06what happened
05:06well I was like 17
05:10my girlfriend
05:10was 15
05:12and we were way up
05:14we both lived way up
05:15out of the country
05:17I met her in the barn
05:18behind the house
05:19oh we lost the line
05:21yeah
05:22no
05:23Billy Bob Thornton
05:25moving to the country
05:26yeah I'm a 17 year old
05:28and my girlfriend
05:30was at 15
05:31Billy Bob what happened
05:32well I tell you
05:34we was out back
05:37behind the barn
05:38that's his voice
05:39and
05:40yeah
05:41South Carolina
05:44South Carolina
05:45barn
05:46and
05:47I was 17
05:48my girlfriend was 15
05:51sorry
05:51I don't even
05:54just know
05:56that someone
05:56started shooting
05:58and
05:59we had to run
06:01oh yeah
06:02but I don't
06:02run very quick
06:04you made it okay
06:06not even back then
06:07did you suffer some damage
06:08yeah I got shot
06:09in the head
06:11I don't know
06:12if you can tell
06:13oh my god
06:14that poor man
06:14hopefully you're not
06:15listening still
06:15something happened
06:18thanks for listening
06:20yeah I love your shows
06:23finally found
06:26something I
06:27actually can't relate to
06:30couple of dingbats
06:33thank you for listening man
06:36thank you for listening
06:38yeah
06:41yeah no
06:42we just
06:43I mean once
06:43it's a 15 year old
06:45girlfriend
06:45we can't find
06:46anything else
06:46it's time to go
06:48it's time to go
06:49it would have been
06:50incredible I think
06:51nothing personal
06:53we had to
06:54had to figure out
06:56I guess it got a little
06:57personal
06:57well a little bit
06:58got a bit
06:59no offense
07:00no offense
07:02no
07:03I'm always following it up
07:04with no offense
07:05and
07:05please
07:07don't be offended
07:08by that following
07:09interpretation of you
07:12yeah
07:15yeah well
07:15I can't wait
07:16for you guys to
07:17come to South Carolina
07:19because it was me
07:21that did the shooting
07:21and I'm not afraid
07:22to do more
07:23shooting Dave
07:24that was a Chuck
07:25the Freak
07:26yeah
07:26no it wasn't
07:27that was Dave
07:28no no
07:29no no
07:29I heard it was
07:30you Dave
07:31no you're wrong
07:32I wanna kill
07:33Dave Hunter
07:34this is Dave
07:34obviously not
07:35doing that voice
07:36I'm killing Dave
07:38this is nuts
07:40years ago
07:42I worked with a girl
07:43we decided to have
07:44some no strings
07:44attached fun
07:45yep
07:46did this for a few weeks
07:47things started to get
07:48a little serious
07:49she invited me
07:50to go hunting
07:50with her
07:51and her
07:51cousin
07:52in quotation marks
07:53okay
07:54walking to my spot
07:56I heard something
07:57that made me turn
07:58just in time
08:00to see her cousin
08:01shoot an arrow
08:03that hit me
08:04in the arm
08:04what
08:05what
08:07I maced him
08:09managed to get back
08:11to my truck
08:12made it to the hospital
08:13gave a statement
08:15to the cops
08:16turns out
08:17he was actually
08:18her husband
08:18oh my
08:20and they had a whole
08:21long con plan
08:22to basically
08:23hunt me
08:24hmm
08:25what
08:25is that nuts
08:27they were gonna hunt
08:28they were gonna hunt
08:29they were gonna hunt
08:30humans
08:30like that Ice T movie
08:32we never remember
08:33the name of
08:34what was the name
08:35of that movie
08:35we ask every time
08:37John Claude Van Damme
08:38has one too
08:38I think it's like
08:39Hard Target
08:39Surviving the Game
08:41he was a real life
08:43Surviving the Game
08:44man
08:44that's terrible
08:46you imagine
08:47turning
08:48and you see
08:48someone's about
08:49to shoot an arrow
08:49at you
08:50and then it hits you
08:51that's no good
08:53next time things
08:54are going well
08:54with a chick and me
08:55I'm just gonna be like
08:56well
08:57you're gonna hunt me
08:58aren't you
08:58it's gonna be
09:00rattling around
09:01up there
09:02well you're never
09:03gonna go hunt
09:04you'll be on
09:04yeah yeah
09:05it's not
09:06I don't do any forest
09:08I don't do any forest
09:09I don't do any forest
09:10I don't do any forest
09:11I don't do any forest
09:12I don't do any forest
09:12I don't do any forest
09:13I don't do any forest
09:13I don't do any forest
09:13I don't do any forest
09:14I don't do any forest
09:14I don't do any forest
09:15I don't do any forest
09:15I don't do any forest
09:16I don't do any forest
09:16I don't do any forest
09:17I don't do any forest
09:17I don't do any forest
09:17I don't do any forest
09:17I don't do any forest
09:18I don't do any forest
09:19I don't do any forest
09:19I don't do any forest
09:19I don't do any forest
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