Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who was arrested after he pulled a gun at a karaoke bar because the machine was broken and he was unable to sing.
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00:00Chuck, what's wrong?
00:01Dude, I'm dragging.
00:02Do you have any more of those five-hour energy shots?
00:04Yeah, in fact, they hooked us up with a promo code.
00:06I was able to get, like, 50% off a second pack when I bought one,
00:09so I got you a bunch.
00:10Dude, where are they?
00:11Right next to you.
00:12They've been there for weeks.
00:13Oh, wow!
00:22The Idiot Criminal of the Day.
00:26Today's Idiot Criminal got pissed.
00:30When a karaoke machine wasn't working.
00:35Karaoke rage.
00:36That'll drive you nuts.
00:38Yeah, at least he's at it.
00:39Yeah.
00:40Pure karaoke rage.
00:42This 34-year-old guy in Florida named Aaron Jablonski
00:47was at Overtime Sports Bar at about 2.30 in the morning over the weekend
00:52and was furious that he wanted to sing
00:57and the karaoke machine wasn't working.
01:00That's the way the Jablonskis are.
01:02They were a fiery bunch.
01:04Oh, they get fired up.
01:05A fiery, singy bunch.
01:06They get fired up.
01:07He stormed out,
01:08and that's when another karaoke fan tried to get him to cool down.
01:12Settle down, man!
01:15Jablonski!
01:16Easy, hold me, hold him back!
01:17Help me, hold him back!
01:18God, he's an animal!
01:21Aaron was not in the mood.
01:23Oh, no.
01:24And that's when he pulled a gun out of his waistband.
01:26Yeah.
01:27Oof.
01:27Let him sing.
01:29Yeah.
01:29Let the man sing.
01:30He pointed at the other karaoke singer, shouting,
01:33I don't effin' care, man!
01:36I know how much you love this man.
01:38Imagine you trying to talk this guy down.
01:41Right.
01:41You're like, I know you love to sing.
01:43I know you're born to sing.
01:45You were gonna sing that Bon Jovi song about being a cowboy, weren't you?
01:48Oh, yeah.
01:48I'm a cowboy!
01:54Steel horse, I ride!
01:57Sing it, Eric!
01:58Warn it!
01:59Sing it, Jablonski!
02:01Dead or alive!
02:03You better let him sing it.
02:04He'll kill us all.
02:06On a steel horse, he rides!
02:08Do you understand?
02:10Someone called the cops on Jablonski when they showed up.
02:15Jablonski still had the gun.
02:16Oh, yeah.
02:17Witnesses say at that point he was waving around
02:19and even fired off a round.
02:22Warning shot.
02:23Whoa.
02:24But thankfully, no one was hurt.
02:26Again, all over karaoke.
02:28Yeah.
02:28Yeah.
02:29Crazy.
02:29It's wild, man.
02:30Jablonski was arrested on two felony charges.
02:33Aggravated assault and possession of a firearm by a felon.
02:36Can you imagine I'm taken to jail
02:39and I'm with some badass mofos?
02:43Yeah.
02:43Yeah.
02:44And they ask me what I'm in for and I'm like,
02:46Karaoke!
02:48You know what they make you do?
02:49Sing right on the spot.
02:50They're like, well, give it to us.
02:51Right.
02:52That's how the movie would go.
02:54I'm a cowboy!
02:54Yeah.
02:54The movie would go like, well, sing, man!
02:56Well, then he sings Bon Jovi
02:58and then the hardcore dude's like,
03:00I understand.
03:02Yeah.
03:03They're like, yeah,
03:04I got a loaded six string on my back, too.
03:06On a steel horse, we all ride her.
03:13He becomes, like, part of them.
03:15Right.
03:17The one night he's got all their tattoos.
03:19Yeah.
03:19You want to see what Jablonski looks like?
03:21Yeah.
03:22I do.
03:22Go check out our idiot criminal of the day's mugshot
03:25at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com
03:26and links through our social media pages.
03:28Oh, yeah.
03:29That guy.
03:29There he is.
03:30What did he want to sing?
03:32Couldn't sing.
03:34I always think it's the B-52s, but...
03:36It's not.
03:37It's not.
03:38Not in this case.
03:39Any karaoke bar I've been to,
03:40that's always what somebody does.
03:43That's when I pull out my gun.
03:44Oh, yeah.
03:44I was going to say...
03:45Love Shaq!
03:46Oh, my God.
03:47Dave killed him.
03:49Dave killed him.
03:51Yeah, man.
03:52Karaoke.
03:53There's nothing worse.
03:54But, you know, like,
03:55there's someone in the extended family
03:56that I know that is one of these guys.
03:59Like, one of those guys that goes,
04:01that loves the attention.
04:02Yeah, it has a fairly decent voice.
04:05It is their whole life, right?
04:08Like, when they got married,
04:09they had a karaoke setup.
04:11Yeah.
04:11Well, I mean,
04:12I think that some dudes wait to get chicks, right?
04:15I guess.
04:16I guess there's chicks that like that.
04:17Who are you getting?
04:18I dated a karaoke singer.
04:21Oh, no.
04:22Like, when you go to bars,
04:23you go to bars and things?
04:25Like, she was a singer.
04:26Oh.
04:28But, you know,
04:29like, that kind of thing,
04:30when she was in a band for a little bit,
04:32but then decided to do karaoke
04:35just to keep on singing.
04:37To keep the vocal choruses going.
04:38I dated a singer,
04:39and she did karaoke.
04:41Like, her whole family did it.
04:42We went to a bar one time.
04:44Yeah.
04:44And they were like,
04:44are you going to get up there?
04:45And I'm like,
04:45absolutely, 1,000% not.
04:47Yeah.
04:48I do it at home.
04:49I used to have karaoke at my house
04:51for parties when I was younger.
04:52Yeah.
04:53Right.
04:53It was a lot of fun.
04:54I've never wanted to sing.
04:55Yeah.
04:55We had a good time.
04:57But a bar, no.
04:58I sing enough, man.
05:00I sing enough on this show.
05:01Yeah.
05:02No, we do.
05:03I think I've done it once or twice,
05:04but I've got to be hoisted.
05:06Yeah.
05:06There was a whole bar they went to.
05:08That's like their whole thing.
05:09Like, that bar is known for that.
05:11I've always wanted to go to one of those
05:12Asian karaoke bars just to sing.
05:14Oh, it'd be a lot of fun.
05:14That I would do.
05:15If Bill Murray's there and Scarlett Johansson and me.
05:19What a wild night.
05:20Yeah.
05:20I mean, I'm doing it.
05:21Lost in translation with me.
05:23Yeah.
05:23All right.
05:24But that's it.
05:25Great movie.
05:26You know?
05:27Yeah.
05:27Very great.
05:27Fantastic.