Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a viral video from China where a man poops in a pool directly in front of a man who is swimming behind him. Then, Chuck makes up a song to the music in the video and James almost dies from laughing so hard.
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00:00Okay, this is a gross moment in a Chinese pool Chinese social media users are demanding
00:13compensation for a clueless man who was caught on video swimming towards a turd ejected by
00:21another man at the swimming pool. Ejected by another man. This was the most amazing story about it. James almost died. James almost died. He did. He almost went out.
00:35Towards a turd. I can't even imagine. This is making news. It's like the turd news. Well, I think Dave is on the turd news. I am. I get turd news alert.
00:51I'm going to set that up on my Google. Yep. We have video of this? Stop, please. Please stop. Oh my God, it's crazy. He's going to do it. This poor guy here has no idea. They circled the turd. Yeah, they did. Was it that man's turd? Yes, but you see him. He's such a filthy, disgusting pig. He pulls the back of his speedo down. Oh, to release the turd. To release and eject the turd. And then this guy swims right towards him. We're slowing it down. We're slowing it down.
01:21He needs his own lane. He needs his own lane. I'm turdling. I poop in your lane. Why is he right behind him like that? There's a lot of people there. There's a lot of people. Too many people. I would never want to swim in someone's wake. No, you never do. It's not appropriate. No. I just assume this guy pees and poops.
01:41Oops. Look. Come on. No, you guys. And there it is. There's the big turd. He keeps on swimming and that guy swims right towards it. Listen to the turd music that they put in.
01:53Oh, turd. Oh, turd. Turd is in the water. Turd. Turd. Turd. Turd is in the water. Turd. Turd. Turd. Turd.
02:07Swimming in a turd
02:09That's a perfect song for it
02:15Swimming in a turd
02:20Oh, he just releases the turd
02:25It's like a poop snake
02:29It's not tiny, you guys
02:31Look at the size of it
02:34Why would he do that?
02:36Why would he just leave it in his pants
02:37Or in his swim truck
02:39I don't know, he released it right away
02:42Was it a Speedo? He's wearing a Speedo
02:43Yeah, it'd be hard to keep that in your Speedo
02:46He had to feel that guy swimming behind him, too
02:49Oh yeah, he's right on his heels
02:50I'll be honest, no one knows how to swim
02:53No, they're terrible
02:54I mean, no one has taught anyone how to swim
02:59Imagine doing that, you animal
03:00Imagine
03:01You know there are people behind you
03:04Who can't release turds
03:06Oh, he really wanted to win that race
03:09If they were in a race
03:10That's all I can hear is that song now
03:11Turd, turd, turd
03:13Swimming in a turd
03:15Yep, I knew it'd be a hit
03:20Now, swimming in a turd
03:24Yeah
03:24Oh, well
03:27Turd
03:28Turd
03:28This occurred at a gym swimming pool in Guangzhou, Guangdong province
03:34In a shocking call of nature, a man pulls down his swimming trunks to unload his colon
03:39Releasing fresh yellow excrement
03:42So I thought they kind of blurted out
03:43No, that was what was
03:44Yellow?
03:44That's what was coming out of his ass
03:46Yeah, that's just his butt
03:48I thought it was pixelation, but no, that's coming out of him
03:51It followed him for a while too
03:53I think they did cover it
03:55You think so?
03:56They covered it
03:56Yeah, I think they covered it
03:57What, they're covering his b-hole?
03:58I think they were covering his
04:00It might have still been yellow
04:02No
04:02But they definitely covered it
04:04I think they used, yeah, the yellow
04:05Yeah
04:06Oh, God
04:07That thing is as long
04:08I know
04:09The man has plenty of fiber in his diet
04:11Yeah, he does
04:12Did he apologize to the guy?
04:14I don't think so
04:15I think once I pooped in a pool
04:16Like, I swim right to the edge and get out
04:19Coaches at the gym noticed what was going on
04:22They immediately checked the surveillance footage
04:24And identified the culprit
04:25Who turned out to be a gym member
04:27And then a police report was filed
04:29In the end, the pooper was fined
04:318,000 won
04:33Or about 1,200 bucks
04:34And he had his gym membership revoked
04:36Wow, $1,200
04:38$1,200
04:38Yeah, well, you know what?
04:40It should cost you some cash
04:42To poop on a guy
04:43I guess you wouldn't apologize
04:45That would be an awkward conversation
04:46Hey, I'm sorry
04:47My turd got in the way of your swim
04:50Yeah
04:50What do you say?
04:54I see you got a bit of turd
04:56Turd
04:57On your hand
04:59Turd
05:00Turd
05:01My bad
05:02I don't know
05:04I don't know how you apologize
05:07But
05:07No
05:08Many express concern for the man behind him
05:11With some now demanding
05:12He receive a portion of the fine
05:14One guy said
05:15The man behind him is so close
05:16And hits it
05:17He deserves half of that
05:188,000 won
05:19He deserves all
05:20Oh, yeah
05:21Someone said
05:22If he had been a little bit to the right
05:23The feces would have gone into his mouth
05:25Oh, my gosh
05:26Imagine
05:27Oh, no
05:28Oh, no
05:29Oh, no
05:30Oh, no
05:30Oh, no
05:31Swallowing a turd
05:33A turd
05:34A turd
05:35Oh
05:36Oh, man
05:41And that Asian news
05:44They know how to pick a song
05:45I wish I would have brought my inhaler to work today
05:48I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe
05:50I almost did
05:52I'm telling you
05:54Oh, no
05:54The first rendition of the turd song almost killed me
05:56I text my wife
06:00Oh
06:00She's at work yet
06:01Oh, man
06:04He does it with such ease
06:05You can tell us that the first time he's pooped in a pool
06:07Yeah, he's pooped and ran before
06:08Because he's got the stroke
06:10I think they're doing the butterfly
06:11Yeah
06:11Like he's doing the stroke
06:12He brings the arms back
06:13Pulls the speedo down
06:15Turd pops out
06:16And he's right back into the motion
06:17Yep
06:17We're going to tweet this out, too
06:19If you want to see it for yourself
06:20Go to twitter.com slash davidchuck
06:23And you'll see the video
06:25Yeah
06:26That we're talking about
06:26And sing along to the turd song
06:27Yeah, sing along
06:28Sing along to the turd song
06:28You won't hear the lyrics
06:30But
06:30You won't
06:30But you'll hear the music
06:31Hopefully it'll be in your mind
06:33How could it not be
06:35Turd
06:36Turd
06:38Swimming with a turd
06:39Yeah
06:39That's a pretty good one
06:41No, it's not
06:42That's gonna
06:42I'm gonna hate you
06:44For the rest of the time
06:45He's gonna take the country by storm
06:46I can't wait
06:47For the rest of the day
06:48We're all gonna be singing the turd song
06:50It's too bad
06:50Swimming with a turd
06:54Turd
06:55Turd
06:56Don't pass out, James
07:00Oh, no
07:01Oh, no
07:01James is gone
07:02James is gone
07:04Stop playing the turd song
07:04Shot to mouth-to-mouth
07:05Oh, I gotta save it
07:07This is your moment
07:08Yeah
07:08Oh, no
07:10Jason, get to the frivolator
07:11I'm back, I'm back, I'm back
07:12He's okay
07:14Wait, what?
07:15Really?
07:15Yeah
07:15No
07:16He's okay
07:17He's okay
07:18We just woke Jason up
07:20What the hell?
07:24Someone's dying
07:25Telling me to go get it
07:28I don't think the frivolator's gonna help
07:30I need oxygen in my lungs
07:31Imagine explaining that
07:33If you had to go to the hospital
07:34You know, playing a turd song
07:35So how did this happen?
07:36How did you pass out, Mr. Campbell?
07:38Well, listen
07:39Well, listen
07:40Turn a turd
07:41Swimming with a turd
07:43Turn a turd
07:44Look out, it's a turd
07:46Look out, it's a turd
07:50Okay, we gotta stop playing it
07:52When James is gonna make it
07:53I know, I know
07:54See what I mean, Doc?
07:56The doctor passes out
07:57Yeah
07:58Oh, goodness
07:59Yeah
08:00Poor guy
08:01I feel really bad for the
08:02Oh, I do
08:03Listen, I do
08:04I feel terrible for him
08:05But thank God he hit it with his hand
08:07Thank God
08:08His stroke
08:09It would've been
08:10Oh, my friend
08:11It hit me in the head
08:12No
08:12If I took a turd to the head
08:13Someone's dying
08:13You're never in a pool again
08:14You're never going to a pool
08:15I'm gonna kill that guy
08:16Oh, yeah, yeah
08:17Kill that guy
08:18Life's different
08:19I would drown him
08:19Yeah
08:20Choke him in the water
08:21Yep
08:22His turd touched me
08:23Choke him with his own turd
08:24Oh, it's so
08:25It's really disturbing
08:27When you see it in the water like that
08:29It is
08:29It's a long turd
08:31I know
08:32They did have to
08:33Quick, there's a brown snake in that pool
08:34Yeah
08:34They did have to drain the pool
08:36Sure
08:36Thank you
08:37As you hear at the end of the song here
08:39See, there they go
08:47They drained the pool
08:48And they had to clean it and refill it
08:50So imagine how much that cost
08:51Oh, yeah
08:53I'm surprised this guy is alive