Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the popular Reggaeton artist Chucho Flash again after he released a music video and used an image of Dave in the intro. The show talked about him last year when he was arrested and a clip from that Peep Show got Dave into the music video.
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00:00Man, Florida's effed up.
00:10Well, a Florida man has been sentenced to 20 years in prison for shooting himself.
00:17Well, sometimes you can't do that.
00:21The 28-year-old already had a healthy rap sheet that reportedly included 13 separate crimes
00:28in relation to a series of automotive burglaries.
00:32When he was arrested this time, he was already on probation for grand theft of a firearm
00:36and probation for two other burglaries.
00:40And then he fired that unlucky shot into his groin.
00:45Yeah, it's a dead giveaway.
00:46In 10 years, this guy has 13 felonies on his record and one self-inflicted gunshot wound.
00:56And he does look like a real idiot.
01:00Yeah, he does.
01:01I wouldn't tell him that.
01:03Well, 20 years till he gets out.
01:05Good luck finding me.
01:09Imagine that he puts a picture of Dave up in a cell and he just stares at it for 20 years.
01:16Scratches off every single year.
01:18You know, puts a little skull up.
01:21One year closer, Hunter.
01:23Doing the bench press and he's got a picture of Dave he's just looking at.
01:26Yeah.
01:28Those are Dave's thoughts, not ours.
01:30Whatever.
01:31We think you're a fine, misunderstood gentleman.
01:34I'm going to find you and shoot you in the leg.
01:36Yeah.
01:37Oh, I can't wait to see what he does to Dave.
01:41Come on.
01:42He won't get out anytime soon.
01:45He was a bad dude.
01:47Come on.
01:47Oh, no, it's bad.
01:48He's a bad dude.
01:49Look at him.
01:50I'm not sure what that means.
01:51What does he have on himself?
01:53Do you imagine if he did like he wanted revenge just because Dave called him an idiot?
01:58Yeah, exactly.
01:58He's like that.
01:59I don't stand for it.
02:00The world's a lot smaller than you think.
02:02Oh, my God.
02:02But okay.
02:03So on a related note, I don't know if you were there was a story we did on the show.
02:07It was about some dude who had a meltdown in traffic.
02:12It turns out that guy was like some sort of Latin rapper or something.
02:16What?
02:16And he put me in the video.
02:17Oh, yeah.
02:18What?
02:19Chuko something.
02:21You're in a video?
02:22Yes.
02:22Chuko Flash?
02:23Yeah, Chuko Flash.
02:25What?
02:26C2 T Fiesta.
02:28I'm in the video for this song reporting on his incident.
02:32Let me see.
02:34Oh, God.
02:34Can we play it?
02:35I think so.
02:36Why don't you wait so long to tell us?
02:39Jesus Santana Jardines.
02:40Remember this?
02:43Oh, yeah.
02:43Reggaeton artist that goes by the name Chuko Flash.
02:46That was me.
02:47There I was.
02:50Didn't we end up finding out that this guy was way more successful than we realized?
02:55Yes, than we thought, right?
02:56And he put me in his video.
02:59You look great.
03:01Thanks so much.
03:06Is that amazing?
03:08I'm in a Latin rapper's gangster video.
03:10Wow.
03:10It's kind of like Dave's dream.
03:14No, no.
03:14Choo Choo.
03:15Choo Choo.
03:15What is his name?
03:16Choo Choo.
03:17No.
03:17Choo Choo.
03:18Choo Choo Flash.
03:20Choo Choo Flash.
03:22He's in a train video?
03:26Choo Choo.
03:27Choo Choo.
03:28Choo Choo.
03:29That's incredible.
03:30I wonder if it's any of the songs that they go.
03:31They've made my day.
03:32Oh, wow.
03:33Look, he's in jail.
03:34Yeah, we went to jail for that incident, right?
03:36Choo Choo.
03:37Choo Choo.
03:38Choo Choo.
03:39Choo Choo.
03:40This is Dave's video.
03:41This is Dave's.
03:42Choo Choo.
03:43Choo Choo.
03:44Choo Choo.
03:45We have no idea what they're saying right now, but I'm just waiting for the music to
03:50start.
03:51Wow, that's a lot of gold.
03:54Yeah.
03:55Dreams do come true.
03:56Yeah, this is Dave's video.
03:57I'm so happy for you.
03:58I'm in the video.
04:00Sing it Choo Choo.
04:01Choo Choo.
04:02Choo Choo.
04:03Choo Choo.
04:04Choo Choo.
04:06Look at his pants.
04:08It's great.
04:11Good to see he's doing better though, right?
04:13Oh, yeah, yeah.
04:14After being featured on a show for having a breakdown in the middle of the street and crashing
04:17up vehicles.
04:18Probably made bail.
04:19How did you make the video?
04:20I have no idea.
04:21I think it's, I believe it's Dave's shocked look and turn to the side.
04:25Yeah.
04:26If you watch him.
04:27Jesus Santana Martinez.
04:28Dave really nails the turn to the side here.
04:31Reggaeton?
04:32Yeah, we had to Google what reggaeton was, I remember, for this story.
04:41Yeah, exactly.
04:42Yeah, no.
04:43This part, we probably do.
04:45Oh my god.
04:46So I guess people do hear our show sometimes.
04:48That's great.
04:49You couldn't have been too happy because the peep show was titled Tiny Little Choo Choo Flash.
04:53Oh my god.
04:54What was the peep?
04:55Can we watch what the?
04:56Oh, okay.
04:57Let's go back and what he said about it.
04:59Yeah, he was.
05:01This is very.
05:02Oh my god, so he knows exactly what we said about it.
05:04I don't remember what we said.
05:06I don't remember any of this.
05:07Yeah.
05:08A lot about him being a real little man.
05:09I mean a little bit.
05:10Yeah.
05:11I know.
05:12There it is.
05:13There it is.
05:14If we ever make it to Detroit, we're going to kill him.
05:15How long ago was this?
05:16A year ago?
05:17Yeah, it's a year ago.
05:18Yeah.
05:19Definitely going to kill him.
05:20Let's hear what we said here.
05:22From NBC News in Miami.
05:23Oh no.
05:24Okay.
05:25Yeah, well it happened here at the intersection of Southwest 8th Street and Southwest 42nd Avenue.
05:32Now the man who was arrested appears to be a Cuban reggaeton artist that goes by the name...
05:36There's the clip.
05:38Hold on a second.
05:39That's what got me reggaeton.
05:41I'm like, yeah.
05:42What is reggaeton?
05:43Yeah.
05:44All right.
05:45Write that down.
05:46I suddenly got really interested in this story.
05:48Right it down.
05:49Write it down.
05:50Artist, Choo Choo.
05:51Why didn't you say that off the top?
05:52Flash.
05:53Yeah.
05:54Oh my god.
05:55He's got like millions of views.
05:5622 million views.
05:5722 million views and I'm in one of his videos.
05:59Yeah, I know.
06:00What he's going to say in it.
06:01Well, it's...
06:02He's like a poor man's pit bull.
06:03Oh no.
06:05I called him the poor man's pit bull.
06:07It looks like he's a happy...
06:08Yeah.
06:09He was.
06:10He doesn't mind dabbling.
06:11Dave.
06:12He had like 22 million views on this song, Choo Choo Flash.
06:16That was a fake construction worker afraid to actually do any damage to the real road.
06:21Yeah, he stopped.
06:22He was like...
06:23Yeah.
06:24Oh no.
06:25Don't really hit that road.
06:28Choo Choo, where'd you go wrong?
06:30What happened?
06:31Choo Choo was all sunshine and happy times.
06:33Drugs, my friends.
06:34Yeah.
06:35I want to see something.
06:36I want to hear something more reggae-ish.
06:38Okay, here's another one here.
06:39Oh boy.
06:40A mi manera.
06:41This one has 6 million views.
06:45Choo Choo's tiny.
06:47He's a tiny little man.
06:49He's a tiny little man.
06:50He's such a tiny petite wee fella.
06:52There's your answers.
06:53So that's the rage.
06:54He's got tiny man rage.
06:56We fell together.
06:57That woman's two feet taller than him.
06:59No, not just that woman.
07:01Every woman in that shot.
07:03Choo Choo is like four foot three.
07:05Oh no.
07:06We're just gonna die.
07:08He's tiny.
07:09He's so small.
07:10He's like a miniature fella.
07:11I wondered why he came so...
07:13He was so low to that fire truck.
07:16Rewind it to the part where he walks in again.
07:17He was like an 11 year old swinging a bat at a fire truck.
07:20He's like, I am a so badass.
07:23Give me my model wee me.
07:26Look how he has to step out of the car.
07:29He's not even as tall as a car.
07:32Oh, he's got wee tiny legs and wee tiny feet.
07:34That's funny.
07:35He's mad.
07:36When he walks in with that chick, it's the funniest thing I've ever seen.
07:38He's like, I am a Choo Choo.
07:39And that's why the necklace looks so big.
07:41He's just a wee fella.
07:42Exactly.
07:43Oh my God.
07:44He ripped him apart.
07:45Did he not watch it?
07:46He must not have seen the video.
07:47No, he didn't see it.
07:48He wouldn't put me in his video if he knew that we talked such crap about him.
07:51No.
07:52It's brutal.
07:53Oh boy.
07:55You know what he must have done?
07:56He's done a Google search on himself.
07:58Right.
07:59Because his name was in the title of our video, Tiny Little...
08:01Well, it's called Tiny Little Choo Choo Fun.
08:03I know.
08:04I know.
08:05I know.
08:06I know.
08:07It's not good.
08:08Okay.
08:09This is my gut is that he doesn't have anything to do with making his own videos anymore.
08:14He's a big star.
08:15You don't think he watches it and goes, who's this gringo?
08:17No, I don't think so.
08:18Like, I think he was just like, yeah, that's cool.
08:21That's cool.
08:22That's fine.
08:23With, you know, models that are towering over him.
08:26And, you know, I think that everyone's probably safe.
08:32You just hope he's not affiliated with anyone very scary.
08:36Yeah, but I was shocked to see that I was in a Latin rappers video.
08:41Yeah.
08:42I'm really surprised.
08:43Yeah.
08:44Not what I expected.
08:45It's definitely the most views Dave's ever got.
08:49You think?
08:50You sure?
08:51No, I'm sure it's not.
08:52But that porno video might have done a little better.
08:55Oh, I think you're right.
08:56Okay.
08:57I think you are correct.
08:59That'll do it.
09:00The second most views Dave's ever got.
09:02Okay.
09:04That's enough.
09:05Because that one has millions.