Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how the show could have a whole new segment where Dave reviews the movies he has seen on planes.
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00:00I did watch another stupid movie on the plane.
00:08You always do.
00:09You always do.
00:09You never pick some kind of Oscar winner.
00:11Well, I've seen them all.
00:12That's the problem.
00:13I'm a big movie fan, and so when you get on the plane,
00:15I'm like, seen it, seen it, seen it.
00:16It wasn't stupid.
00:17It was okay.
00:18It was with Michael Caine and Aubrey Plaza.
00:22I like both of them.
00:23I like both of them, too, but it was about she, her dad dies.
00:27Well, she takes over the publishing house her dad ran.
00:32And Michael Caine owes them one book,
00:35but he's been a recluse for, like, decades.
00:38She has to try and get a book out of them.
00:40This is Dave's description of the movie Best Sellers.
00:43Oh, okay.
00:44Thank you so much.
00:45Yes, thank you.
00:45I had no idea what it was called.
00:46I was like, okay, I like those people.
00:48I'll watch that.
00:49But it was just okay.
00:50Yeah.
00:50I feel like you're a movie reviewer for planes.
00:53Plane movie reviewer.
00:54Plane movie reviewer.
00:55That's the worst job.
00:55I feel like we have a segment on this show where you tell us.
01:01You come in and you go, this is my latest movie I watched on a plane.
01:05Yeah, there's almost to be, like, a plane sound
01:08and then some kind of theme music where it's like,
01:10Dave's plane review.
01:14And where the edits are.
01:16Yeah.
01:17They're not.
01:18Hey, everybody.
01:18I had a chance to fly to Fort Lauderdale.
01:22Best Sellers.
01:23And, you know, I've seen everything.
01:27So, and the thing is, he doesn't even tell you the name of the movie in the review.
01:30He's like, this is an Ido.
01:31No, it had Sandra Bullock.
01:35And Ido's older movie.
01:38I'm not sure exactly what it was.
01:40It was just okay.
01:42It was just okay.
01:45You know?
01:46Not great.
01:47Not terrible.
01:48It was okay.
01:49I'm this close.
01:50I'm this close to making an intro for that.
01:52Please don't, Al.
01:53Don't do that.
01:54It doesn't have to.
01:55No, no, no.
01:55No intros.
01:56No.
01:57No.
01:58I'm just saying, like, if you want to do that on your own,
02:00you want to do that on your own, like Dave's TikTok.
02:03He seems to commit to a bad movie.
02:04I know.
02:04I 100% do.
02:05I 100% do.
02:06He'll watch the entire thing.
02:07He will.
02:08To a fault.
02:10To a fault.
02:10You're absolutely right.
02:11I get, I feel like I need to know how it turns out.
02:16Even if it's terrible.
02:17Yeah.
02:17Even if it's terrible.
02:18Well, because you're already invested.
02:21Honestly, it just distracts me from being bored on a plane.
02:24Yeah.
02:24I mean, I get it.
02:25Even though if it's bad, it's still, I'm still just not sitting there.
02:28And it's not something you've already seen.
02:30You know what's going to happen.
02:31And I'm not like a lot of people.
02:32I can't watch the same movies over and over and over again.
02:35I can't.
02:35I get that, too.
02:36You know, once or twice, I can definitely see a movie I love.
02:39But why don't you watch the show?
02:40I think at the end of the day, too, on a flight, I just want fluff.
02:44Like, I did watch that killer Japanese movie.
02:47See, here we go.
02:48Here's another one.
02:49I watched a, good morning, everybody.
02:52I watched a killer Japanese movie.
02:55You're talking about Squid Game.
02:56I think it's Squid Game.
02:57No, it wasn't.
02:58It wasn't.
02:58It was with you.
02:59Let's guess what Dave watched.
03:01Oh, God.
03:01What was it?
03:02Who was in it?
03:04Award winning.
03:05Award winning.
03:06Oh, I know.
03:07The virus one?
03:09What is it called?
03:11Pandemic.
03:12Virus.
03:13You were with me.
03:14I knew it.
03:14I was like, damn.
03:16Oh, yeah.
03:17It's got a word.
03:18Oscar winner.
03:19You'd think it means something else.
03:20Two years ago or so.
03:22Parasite.
03:22Parasite.
03:23Parasite.
03:24That's it.
03:25Pretty good.
03:26It was pretty good.
03:27I was close to the virus.
03:28Yeah, yeah.
03:29I knew it was like something that sounded, I mean, you would think it was some kind of
03:34zombie type movie or whatever.
03:35It's got nothing to do with that.
03:36Just divorce and terribleness.
03:38Oh, it shocked me, though.
03:39A couple of scenes shocked me.
03:40Yeah.
03:40And I had to do that one where I screamed, god damn, out loud, and Charles was like, hit
03:46me.
03:46Like, dude, dude.
03:48There were people around.
03:50One of the weirdest ones was the Victoria and Abdul one.
03:53Oh, yeah.
03:54And Dave's like, ah, hey, everybody.
03:56I had a chance to travel to lovely Cancun, Mexico.
04:01And on my trip, I was flipping through movies, and I saw there was one about an Indian servant
04:11who falls in love with the queen of England.
04:17And I can't remember exactly what something about Abdul.
04:21I don't know the names of the people in it, but it was pretty good.
04:26Like, I think every single movie is just always pretty good.
04:29It was pretty good, not great.
04:31You liked that one.
04:32You looked at the cover of that, and we're like, yeah, that's the one.
04:34That's how I'll spend my two hours.
04:35Yeah, there's the cover right there.
04:38Sometimes I feel like Dave's like, I'm gonna, maybe there'll be some, you know, like, cultural
04:46thing I'm gonna pick up on in this one.
04:48It has the two as a queen, right?
04:51Yeah.
04:51It has, you know, your two cultures.
04:53That's it, Lisa.
04:54Yeah, that's it.
04:55Me from the UK, Indian that I married into.
04:57I think I'm gonna really, I'm gonna really get attached to this one.
05:04And I, you know, I watch everything with Abdul Kareem in it.
05:10Every time I see that movie, though, I think of you.
05:12I'm like, Dave, watch that movie.
05:13I can't believe it.
05:15Oh, I watched one about a coupon scam on the way there.
05:18Oh.
05:19But it's apparently a real life story.
05:21Did you tell us about that one, too?
05:23Did I?
05:24I thought that was this one.
05:25Hey.
05:25Oh, was it?
05:26Yeah.
05:27Well, maybe it was another.
05:28It's about something else you watched.
05:29It's about some sort of coupon scam.
05:30Okay, never mind.
05:31I gotta confuse.
05:31Where these two women who are struggling figure out how to get coupons from big companies,
05:36and then they start getting them printed.
05:39Oh, they do it themselves.
05:41Like, they printed.
05:41They hook up with someone in a Mexican coupon factory.
05:45Is it called Queen Pins?
05:47Is it the chick?
05:49Where do these movies come from?
05:50It's the chick.
05:51The premise of them are so crazy, dude.
05:53I know.
05:54They make no sense.
05:55You can't even make a good movie.
05:57You can't even make a good movie.
05:59Is Christine Bell in it?
06:00Yes.
06:01Yes.
06:01Queen Pins.
06:02Queen Pins.
06:03Crazy coupon heist movie.
06:06Hey, everybody.
06:07Somebody recently had the chance to fly to beautiful Sedona, Arizona.
06:16And I watched a movie called Queen Pins.
06:19Dollar Store Vaughn guy right there in the bottom.
06:22Yeah, that's what I thought, too.
06:24It looks like him.
06:24It's Vince Vaughn.
06:25It looks like a Vince Vaughn impersonator.
06:26He's lost some weight.
06:27I just saw him in Curb, and he didn't look like that.
06:29Dude, you found a Vince Vaughn movie.
06:31You know what got me on this one?
06:32And this is stupid, too.
06:33The chubby dude who plays the coupon investigator.
06:37He was in that Richard Jewell movie about the Atlanta Park.
06:40Was he Richard Jewell?
06:41He was Richard Jewell.
06:42I didn't see that one.
06:43In the Olympic Park bombing, which is another movie I watched.
06:45I was going to say, for sure you saw that.
06:47And he was so good in that movie.
06:48I thought, oh, okay, well.
06:49So he was the selling point.
06:51Yeah, he's the selling point.
06:52And that made you watch Queen King.
06:53Because of another.
06:54That's the guy right there.
06:56Let me just say, on my way to Sedona, I was searching for a movie.
07:03And as you guys know, in episode 18, I told you about the Richard Jewell movie.
07:09Well, that actor, who I can't name, was on the screen.
07:14So I clicked it, and I thought it was a very thin Vince Vaughn.
07:19And it turns out he has lost some weight.
07:21I don't know what the name of the movie is, but I'll tell you this.
07:24It was pretty good.
07:27Paul Walter Hauser.
07:28That was pretty good.
07:29Paul Walter Hauser.
07:30Not great, not bad, pretty good.
07:32The problem with watching a series on a plane is that they'll put season six up there.
07:38It's not like you can watch, you know, you can go from the beginning and watch the whole thing.
07:42So I ended up watching Coupon Queens or whatever it was called.
07:45Yeah, whatever.
07:46Queen Pins, Dave.
07:47Queen Pins.
07:47Queen Pins.
07:47Yeah, yeah.
07:48Queen Pins.
07:49Pretty good.
07:52Anyways.
07:53Oh, that's the crap.
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