Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about setting up a charity event that would involve Dave's mystery shoes from years ago and the Auto-Blow devices the show received from the inventor.
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00:00Dave and Chuck the Freak
00:05That's us
00:07Thanks for being here
00:09Dave
00:11It's a day
00:13A lot going on
00:16These giant jerk off machines
00:20Taking up so much space in my office
00:21That I gotta get rid of
00:23He walked in the studio
00:24It was the first thing he said just now
00:26Very nonchalant
00:27He didn't say anything
00:29The way he said it
00:32It was like there was a stack of them
00:34And they fell on him
00:36Yeah exactly
00:37Giant jerk off machines
00:39I forgot you had those in there
00:41Autoblow and all that stuff
00:44We were gifted from the owner of Autoblow
00:46The inventor
00:47They're worth hundreds of dollars
00:49They're top of the line masturbators
00:51They sent us quite a few
00:53They're different models
00:54Which is why they're taking up so much room in my office
00:56But this one they sent us
00:58It's like the top of the line
01:01Top of the line
01:02I hope this is hidden in your office
01:04It's not really
01:05No it is
01:06It's in a box
01:06So no one knows what it is
01:08Right
01:08I mean
01:09Sherry our engineer was like
01:11Dave you got a package
01:12It's real heavy
01:12I'm like
01:13Oh just put it
01:13You can just put it down
01:14Yeah
01:15Like look at it
01:16Yeah like that is
01:17And I found my shoes
01:18You know my one shoe is new
01:20One shoe is not new
01:21Yeah
01:22When I went to move this box of masturbators
01:24There's the shoes
01:25They've been in here the whole time
01:27They've been in the office
01:28It's like that warehouse at the end of Indiana Jones
01:31Yeah
01:32What do you mean the shoes
01:34Like
01:34He brought them in here
01:36I got them out of my house
01:37Because I thought they were
01:38Because you were freaked out they were haunted shoes
01:39Yes
01:39Because he grew up with a haunted boy
01:41I have one brand new shoe
01:42And one old shoe
01:43Right right
01:44I know
01:45Yeah
01:45And they're still here
01:46You didn't find the actual other pair
01:48Okay that's what I was wondering
01:49I'm like
01:50Did you find it in your office
01:51No no no
01:53Okay
01:53There's no explanation still
01:55But I do have the shoes here
01:56Because I wasn't taking them home again
01:57Because
01:58I didn't want
01:58I just sewed them away
01:59Don't you think you've cursed this place now
02:01Like because it's
02:02You know
02:03Stuff has been pretty rough
02:04The last little while
02:05Like maybe your little
02:06Oh my gosh
02:07Maybe you shouldn't
02:09I think my haunted shoes
02:10Have destroyed the company
02:10Yeah
02:11Yeah in a way
02:12Yeah
02:13Now that you mention it
02:14Why don't you get rid of the shoes
02:16And maybe you should be better
02:17We'll figure out a way
02:17Listen
02:18Hundreds of guys texting us
02:20That they want
02:21Of course they do
02:21But we'll figure out a way
02:22To do it
02:23I mean they're not cheap
02:24And the motion of the auto blow AI ultra
02:27Is hypnotic
02:28Listen
02:28I caught my eye too
02:30It's just ticking away
02:32If I was
02:33Just
02:34Like a 20 year old man again
02:37And back
02:38Just playing video games
02:3914 hours a day
02:41No prospects
02:42No even dream it
02:44If an auto blow showed up
02:47That would be a miracle
02:48What that would be like
02:50I might believe in all of the god stuff
02:52You'd never leave the house
02:53Like you gotta be careful with this stuff too
02:55Right
02:55If it's so incredible
02:57You'll not seek out the real thing
02:58Yeah a woman would never be able to do it for you
02:59Yeah
03:00One guy with a real thick one said
03:02If you got girth
03:03It didn't work
03:04So the
03:05If you're too girthy
03:06It couldn't
03:06Okay thanks bud
03:07Thanks for the
03:08Girth man on the line
03:10All right girth master
03:12He's just saying
03:15He's putting it out there
03:15For the girthy guys
03:16It's his nickname
03:17Girth
03:18What's up girth
03:20Yeah
03:20Pop can
03:21Okay pop can
03:22Can of soup
03:24Anyways
03:25Maybe I'll donate my shoes
03:27To a horror museum
03:27Or something
03:28Or some weird
03:29Why are they here
03:31Yeah
03:31Like he's attached to them
03:33We have an event coming up in Detroit
03:35I'm gonna bring them
03:35So people can see them
03:36Why
03:38I'm sure it's gonna go great then
03:39When you bring the haunted shoes
03:40You're gonna bring his shoes
03:40No yeah
03:41No haunt this event
03:42Yeah
03:42Haunt this event
03:44We'll never have to do it
03:46Dave gave his shoes
03:46To Ed and Lorraine Warren
03:48I hope people remember it
03:49The bit
03:50They're gonna be like
03:50Why did this guy bring his old shoes
03:52When he says they're haunted
03:54They're gonna be insane
03:55Oh we are
03:56Well we are
03:57Who wants to see Dave's haunted shoes
03:59Yeah
03:59You're gonna display them
04:01You're gonna have like a display
04:01We'll put them on like a stand
04:02That's what I'm saying
04:03With a light
04:04Yeah
04:04You know what you need
04:05Under glass
04:05You need that glass case
04:06Glass
04:06Yeah the glass case
04:08We don't want anyone to steal them
04:09Give it to the Warrens
04:11And then they can display it
04:12By Annabelle the doll
04:13Yeah exactly
04:14So yeah we'll figure out
04:15The auto blow thing
04:16We'll figure out the haunted shoe thing
04:18We got a lot to figure out
04:19We got a lot to
04:19We got a lot to figure out
04:21A lot of business
04:21To figure out
04:22A lot of things
04:23Yeah Dave's office is just stuffed
04:25Yeah
04:26He has a lot of stuff
04:26Full of stuff in there
04:28Junk
04:28Just I gotta
04:29I gotta blow it out
04:30You gotta purge it all
04:31You gotta blow it out
04:31Yeah
04:32Get rid of crap
04:33All those awards
04:34Yeah
04:34There's a lot of awards
04:35So many awards
04:36We got so many wonderful awards
04:37Through the years
04:38They're all on display
04:38We don't get them much anymore
04:39No
04:40You're not good anymore
04:43Best national morning show
04:45Best rock morning show
04:47It was fun when we used to get
04:48All those awards
04:48Yeah well they were expensive
04:50You had to buy all those
04:52Oh really
04:52No you did not
04:53You liar
04:54Come on
04:54We never paid for it
04:55Come on let's be honest
04:57I got one
04:58You look confused
04:59Oh very cool
04:59Well I'm just thinking that
05:01There's definitely a listener out there
05:03Whose fantasy would be
05:04To put on your
05:05One shoes
05:06New shoes
05:07Yes
05:08And use that auto book
05:09At the same time
05:10Yes
05:10Oh god that's twisted
05:12Who wants the chance
05:13Jason
05:14You're weird
05:15Yeah
05:15You're a weird man
05:17Yeah
05:17Wow
05:19I pleasured myself
05:20With Dave's
05:21Haunted shoes on
05:22Yes
05:22I never thought of that
05:23No of course
05:24No one else has
05:25Other than Jason
05:25But he's right
05:27They wouldn't fit
05:29Because Dave's feet
05:30Are so right
05:30Well you'd be swimming in them
05:31Yeah you'd be swimming
05:32Oh man
05:33But I feel like
05:34That would be
05:34That's some of
05:35The perviness
05:37That's going on
05:38I feel like
05:38It would transport you
05:39Back in time
05:39To the time
05:40Of Jack the Ripper
05:41You know what I mean
05:43Yeah
05:43Like open a vortex
05:45Mess around
05:46Open some dimensions
05:46That's a strange thought
05:49I'm telling you
05:50You could probably
05:50Sell that experience
05:52That's a good idea
05:54You know for charity
05:55Strap up an auto blow
05:56And wear Dave's shoes
05:57You could even sit
05:58In his office
05:58Everyone loves
05:59They love us
06:00To do a charity event
06:01The auto blow
06:03Charity event
06:04The auto blow
06:04Wear Dave's shoes
06:07And masturbate
06:08With an auto blow
06:09For charities
06:10No
06:10If we do any charity
06:12It's for animals
06:13I'm not doing any
06:13To help animals
06:15Auto blow
06:16And Dave's shoes
06:17To help the animals
06:18Someone said
06:18I'm just picturing Dave
06:19Putting his shoes
06:19On a listener
06:20Like Cinderella
06:21In the glass slipper
06:22Oh yeah
06:22I'm not going to do that either
06:23I'm not touching anyone's feet
06:25And then you put the auto blow
06:27That's so gross
06:28No okay
06:29Slide it upon him
06:31Stop it
06:32Not girthy
06:32You're too girthy sir
06:34Sorry sir
06:34You're too girthy for this
06:36Make sure they're snug
06:36Apply the lube
06:37Yep
06:38Listeners want that
06:39Way to go
06:40What do they want
06:40They want that experience
06:42I told you
06:43How much would they be
06:44Willing to save animals
06:45For the
06:47What if we tied it
06:47All together Lise
06:48No
06:48This is what I'm saying
06:49Don't taint my animal
06:51Charity
06:52Jerk off animal charity
06:53Marathon
06:53Yeah exactly
06:54One hour marathon
06:56Nope
06:57Don't taint it
06:58Listen we could raise
07:02A lot of funds
07:02Nope
07:03What about
07:04We tie it in
07:05With the idea
07:06I've had for decades
07:07My haunted grope house
07:08No
07:08Are you groping
07:09Bad
07:11Bad idea
07:11Stupid
07:12I've said it all along
07:15No don't play this
07:17Don't play this
07:18So many people
07:18Have never heard this
07:19This was my brilliant idea
07:21For a haunted house
07:22Are you ready
07:22It's October 2nd
07:24Don't play it
07:25It's already the beginning
07:27There we go
07:27Yeah Lisa
07:28So how many of y'all people
07:29Out there
07:30Want to be groped
07:30On a daily basis
07:32I wear Dave's old shoes
07:33Yeah
07:33It's gonna be stuck in my head
07:38It's time to get groped
07:39Dave's heart to grow pows
07:42Out of blue
07:43You wanna be touched
07:44Guess what
07:45Who doesn't
07:46I know that I do
07:48Grab your tits
07:50Grab your white guys
07:51The show was different then
07:53Dave's heart to grow pows
07:58Hashtag get touched
08:00That's how you used to win awards right there
08:02$200 donation for the shoe blow experience
08:04I'm just trying to save it
08:06It's gonna cost a lot more than that
08:07Let's be honest
08:08I'm trying to save it
08:09Dave's gonna put an auto blow on you
08:10I mean think about it
08:11I will not be touching your wiener
08:13No
08:14Exactly
08:14You'll just be sheathing it
08:16Nope
08:16I'll do it on stilts
08:17There we go
08:18Jason will touch your wiener
08:19Sure
08:19I'll strap you up girth man
08:21What are we talking about
08:22Raising money for animals
08:24No we're not
08:25That's what we're talking about
08:26Do you wanna raise money
08:27Would you like to raise money for animals
08:30I know I would
08:30Yeah
08:31Not that way
08:32For thousands
08:33We got people talking already
08:35They're like auto blow you say
08:36Yeah
08:37Oh
08:38People will do anything
08:40They'll pay more if we sign it
08:41I'm not signing it
08:44You guys go ahead
08:46Sign away
08:49An autographed auto blow
08:50Apparently worth it
08:51That's incredible
08:52Dave and Chuck the freak show
08:53Two grand
08:54We got two grand
08:55See this is what I'm looking for
08:56For what?
08:57Two grand
08:57To strap them up
08:59To put it on
08:59What?
09:00For someone to use the auto blow
09:02While wearing my haunted shoes
09:03You know what it's about
09:04It's weird
09:05Raising money for animals
09:07They are full of it
09:08They're not
09:09They're gonna get $2,000
09:09We've made the process crazy
09:11Like the coronation of a king
09:12Yes
09:13Like you sit on this lucky stone
09:15You put these shoes on
09:16We'll don you with the auto blow
09:19Yes
09:19For a cash donation
09:21Right
09:22I just got it
09:22Yeah
09:23What?
09:23We could raise money
09:24For that Boston beaver
09:26To keep the beaver
09:28No
09:28The beaver's already dead
09:29No
09:29The beaver
09:30I don't want to give money
09:31To the beaver
09:32No
09:32Why not?
09:34I love giving money
09:36To the beaver
09:36You took such a hard stake
09:37Because it's cats and dogs
09:39It's it
09:39Cats and dogs
09:40I don't want to give money
09:41To beavers Dave
09:42It's cats and dogs
09:43Hold on
09:43We're gonna be like
09:44Adopt cats and dogs
09:46Give money
09:46$10,000
09:47$10,000
09:48$10,000
09:50It better go to an animal shelter
09:52It will
09:53We'll be in charge of it
09:54There's like 15 grand
09:55In future offers already
09:57Well then that's fine
09:57But it better go to cats and dogs
09:59For a blowy with the ghost shoes
10:00And honestly
10:01More than one person can do it
10:04Yes
10:04It's not like it's just a one person fish
10:06Jason will wash it out between you
10:08And we'll
10:08Well
10:08I don't know about that
10:09We have so many of them
10:10They can just be hooked up to their own
10:12They'll just hose it down
10:13In the courtyard
10:14You can give them it all
10:15$5,900
10:17Flying in Lisa
10:19We'd make so much for Jack
10:20You're insane
10:20They're liars on there
10:22Beat it for beavers
10:22They don't have any money
10:23They're liars
10:24Beat it for beavers
10:24Beat it for beavers
10:26I think we're gonna mess around
10:27And we're gonna be like
10:28Look we did an auto blow giveaway
10:29We raised $25 million
10:31For this beaver
10:32This beaver has $25 million now
10:36Yeah
10:36He's got it
10:37No they're not giving it to the beaver
10:38It's like beaver land
10:39Beaver's just gonna go out
10:41They're not
10:42What can we do for the beaver
10:43Yeah that beaver's as good as dead
10:43They're like
10:44They bought the nicest place for the beaver
10:46Oh my god
10:47In $25 million
10:48No
10:49Lease we might raise so much money
10:51That you could finally get
10:52Lease away's dog shelter
10:54You could have a big chunk of land
10:56That's right
10:56What's my dream
10:57I know this is what I'm talking about
10:59All we have to do is get people
11:00Strapped into Dave's shoes
11:01Set them up with the auto blow
11:04And we are golden
11:05$25 million
11:06$3,000 if Chuck uses his old people voice
11:10While
11:10You're almost there
11:11How about I give you a countdown
11:1410
11:159
11:178
11:187
11:196
11:215
11:22You can do it
11:23It's insanity
11:24Almost there
11:253
11:26Anyways
11:272
11:271
11:294
11:29There you go
11:30Okay all right
11:32I've seen too many countdowns
11:3620 grand
11:4020 grand
11:41We're lying
11:42They don't have 20 grand
11:44They do
11:44They do
11:46They've got it
11:47They want to save the dogs
11:49They want
11:51They're saving the dogs
11:52Send your checks in
11:53People that are ready to volunteer
11:54Save the cats
11:54For the blow-a-thon
11:55Send in your money then
11:57Volunteers
11:57Volunteers
11:58Already lined up
11:59Oh yeah
11:59We need somebody to keep the line in order
12:02Yeah
12:02We're cleaning the dogs
12:04We're saving it
12:05That's fine
12:05Save the cats
12:06Save save the cats
12:07Save the animals
12:08Dave and Chuck the Freaks blow-a-thon
12:10Oh my god
12:10They've been dying for this type of stuff
12:13It's so partially nice
12:14That's basically sums us up
12:17That's how to do it
12:18That's the only way we can do this
12:20Let's do something not really nice
12:21100%
12:22Yes, we want to raise money for the cats and for the dogs
12:24But we want you to masturbate in Dave's shoes
12:27Oh my god
12:29Not in my shoes
12:31While wearing my shoes
12:32While wearing my shoes
12:34Why would anyone want that
12:35They want it
12:3621 grand
12:3621,000 dollars
12:39You just put it over the top
12:40Let's check the tote board
12:41Oh
12:41I see Dave loves this kind of stuff
12:44Screenshot your bank account balance
12:46And send it
12:47Oh no
12:48You don't have to have the numbers or whatever
12:49Just you can edit it
12:50Prove to us
12:51You can cover your bid
12:52Screenshot, edit the photo
12:53And send it in
12:54You'd be surprised
12:5545,000 dollars
12:58You don't have that
13:00That's real
13:02That's real
13:04That's real money
13:06Yep
13:07We're just philanthropists
13:08At the end of the day
13:09We're just philanthropists
13:10Trying to save the dogs
13:11We're trying to save the cats
13:12Do it for the beaver
13:13Do it for that beaver
13:14I don't think that this will make the company newsletter
13:17We're never going to make the company newsletter
13:20All the great things that everybody in the company is doing
13:22Yes, no
13:23I don't think it'll
13:24The Dave and Chuck Blow-a-thon raised $57,000
13:28For the end
13:29What's amazing is
13:30We could probably do the blow-a-thon
13:31Raise more money than anyone else ever has
13:34And they still would be like
13:35We can't mention
13:36Well, you can't
13:37Because it's a blow-a-thon
13:38Exactly
13:38I don't think that's part of the company's
13:41Blow-a-thon for cats and dogs, Lise
13:43It's not the full name
13:45It's not just a blow-a-thon
13:47The blow-a-thon to help support cats and dogs
13:50We just got that newsletter
13:51I went through it
13:52We weren't on it at once
13:53No, we're never in it
13:54No
13:54So, there's reasons
13:56Reasons why
13:57There you go
13:59Join us soon for Dave and Chuck the Freak's blow-a-thon
14:02Current high bid $45,000
14:04Yeah
14:06Blow-a-thon for
14:06$100,000
14:08$100,000
14:09Sold
14:10Let's do it
14:12Come on in
14:13We'll do it live
14:14Eff it, we'll do it live
14:16Yep
14:16There you go
14:17My God
14:18Coming soon to Dave and Chuck the Freak
14:19All you would hear
14:20We wouldn't be able to, like, play all of the noise
14:22You'd just hear the machines
14:23Yep, but we would
14:24We would just hear the hum
14:25Yes
14:25You know how they check in live now
14:27We're live on the floor
14:28At the blow-a-thon
14:29Is, uh, Jason, what's happening down there?
14:31What do you see?
14:32He's close
14:32He's close
14:34One man is close
14:34Chuck said number six
14:36So only a few more seconds
14:37Ten
14:37Nine
14:38Eight
14:39A lot of countdowns going on
14:42To help
14:43All about charity
14:45Ten
14:45Nine
14:45Eight
14:46That's what we are
14:46Yep, yep
14:47All about charity
14:48We are
14:48I'm telling you
14:49We're gonna save the dog