Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a few-million dollar private "old west" town that was created in Colorado and while Dave thinks it would be amazing to live there, the rest of the show doesn't agree.
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00:00I've never been interested
00:05in my own
00:07Old West style town
00:09until today. I love this
00:11There's a property
00:13for sale in Colorado
00:15It's a ranch
00:17And these people built
00:19their own little Old West town
00:22that goes along
00:23with it. But no one lives there?
00:25Right, it's just yours
00:26I like it
00:28I'm going to go to the general store today
00:31No one's there to help me
00:32Here is the property here
00:34It's just like a little real estate video with cheesy music in it
00:37Yeah
00:37So there's your entrance
00:39There's your, that's all yours
00:43That's your little town
00:44Yeah, but you're going to have to be the sheriff, dude
00:47and go make sure nobody goes in your style
00:49You ready to be an Old West sheriff?
00:52Sure, why not?
00:54Look, that's where you live
00:55So it's a beautiful place
00:57That place is sweet
00:58That's a beautiful, like, log cabin ranch
01:00It's amazing
01:02Yes, okay
01:04I'm in
01:05And then you have that whole Old West town
01:09Look at that
01:10You can have people over for drinks in your saloon
01:12You can, you have horse and buggies
01:14You got a little dance house
01:15How is this sold for only two million bucks?
01:17It's so much
01:18They must have lost so much money
01:19Oh, for sure
01:20But look, you saw the ceiling in that one shot
01:21Yeah
01:22There's even the, like, little guest homes in some of them
01:25And I do think it
01:26I think it'd be cool to go to the Old West party once
01:28Oh, yeah
01:30And then it'd be like, oh, dude
01:31Dave's having another
01:32It's a rootin' scootin' good time, Andy
01:36You know how many parties
01:37I can't do it anymore
01:39I can't go there
01:41Did he tell you to get dressed up again?
01:44He did
01:45He wants us all to dress like cowboys
01:46I know
01:47Hey, did you guys check out these assless chaps
01:48I'm wearing today's party
01:49At the Old Western place
01:51These are gonna be
01:52You guys in Saturday night?
01:55James loves it
01:55I do
01:56I can really get into my cowboy self
01:59He's got that boot scootin' boogie playing again
02:02I can hear it down in the valley
02:03Come on, we're gonna play mini golf
02:05I gotta shoot in range
02:06I got it all
02:08We've shot all the guns before
02:10He subscribed to some kind of country music service
02:14Yeah, he did
02:15He doesn't know any country music
02:17So he had to just sign up for that
02:21Who wants a ride in the stagecoach?
02:23Oh my god
02:24He doesn't know how to drive that thing
02:26He just has these horses
02:27Has Dave ever actually ridden a horse before?
02:30He's tried
02:31He's tried
02:33I think I'm gonna pass on the stagecoach
02:35Cause I heard he's got a real live
02:37Square dance caller in the hall
02:40Yeah, he does
02:41It's him
02:42Oh, it's him
02:43Yeah, it's Dave
02:44Dave's calling the square dance
02:46Does he know when we go?
02:47See, here he goes again
02:48I don't know what that means
02:50He's gonna ride a bull later
02:51Anyways, I'm gonna look at myself in the mirror with these assless chaps
02:53Me too, I'm coming with you
02:55I just think it's super cool
02:59You're right, it probably would get old
03:00Yeah
03:01It seems cool to visit
03:02But living there may get old
03:03But I don't know
03:04I just love the idea of my own little old west town
03:07But I mean
03:08Are you gonna stock all the stores?
03:10Or is it just when you walk in a store
03:12It looks like just a museum type of thing?
03:14What's great about, you know, having other people do all of this
03:18You can't do it yourself
03:19Like run a store
03:20Yeah
03:21Hold on, I gotta get to the store
03:24At least it just went inside
03:25No, but
03:25Howdy man, how you doing today?
03:28You talk to yourself
03:28You know, you play out all the roles
03:30You're like, hey, what do you have at the store?
03:32We got beans
03:33Yeah, it's like all you though
03:35Yeah, I don't know why these people did that
03:40I don't know
03:41I don't want my own town
03:42I want people to serve me
03:43Yeah, I don't want to do all that
03:46I thought that you were onto something there
03:49That maybe like I build
03:51I develop a whole town
03:53And then I just try to get some people to move there
03:57Well, then you gotta employ them
03:59I know
04:00And then you've gotta
04:01That's too much
04:01But they spent 10 million bucks
04:03You got this annoying person
04:05That works at the store
04:07Yeah, you're like, oh my god
04:07I hired a man to run my stupid general store
04:09I hate him
04:10How rich are these people though
04:12That they just blew 10 million on them
04:14I'm sure they were incredibly wealthy
04:16I don't want to go down there and talk to them
04:18Who needs me to order new general store guys
04:20Hey, how you doing?
04:21It's a me
04:21The general store guy
04:23Yeah, dude, hey man
04:24Listen, here's your paycheck
04:26Hey, thanks for hiring me
04:27I was a drifter
04:28No problem
04:29I got off of a railroad
04:30You just been sleeping here too?
04:32I didn't know
04:34I just sleep here
04:35I didn't know you were gonna
04:36Just in that sleeping bag, huh?
04:38It's what I'm used to
04:39I've been on the road my whole life
04:41All right
04:42Killed a man in Utah
04:44Here's some more sass perilla
04:47Why, thank you
04:49Back to the house
04:50Here's a couple more beaver pelts
04:52Oh, thanks, very unnecessary
04:53All right, well, you're taking the character stuff real far
04:58So I'll leave you here
05:01I'll be seeing you
05:02Is that a, that's not a, that's not a meth lab out there behind the general store, is it?
05:07Don't go back there
05:09It's a meth, it's a meth lab
05:11All right, well, we'll be seeing you later
05:14Have a nice night
05:14Someone has to work at the church
05:19Someone has to work at the inn
05:21Well, hi
05:22That's the same guy
05:24Here's your paycheck
05:25Yeah, I'm at the church now
05:28He's a lady now
05:29It's just you, the same homeless guy from the general store
05:32That's right
05:33I am now a priest
05:36Oh, man
05:36Traveling the countryside
05:40Try and
05:41You're not
05:43Spread the word
05:44That's not peyote
05:46You're growing out there behind the church
05:47Listen, don't go behind the church
05:50All right
05:50Let's, how about we have a new rule
05:53You don't go behind any of these buildings you paid for
05:56Okay
05:57You'll find something new back there on each one
06:00All right
06:00Well, I just don't want to deal with the old West town
06:02So
06:03I'm going to go back to my
06:04Stay away from the big house
06:05Ryan, you've all ruined my dream
06:07I'm not going to go
06:08I mean
06:09They spent 10 million on this
06:11That's crazy
06:12Alan, it seemed cool to me
06:14At first
06:14Until you walked me through it
06:16When I realized it sucked