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00:00Hoshiyariya Hoshiyariya
00:18Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyariya.
00:22Neither you are watching Hoshiyariya nor we are doing it.
00:26The message I want to give you today is very simple, but if you understand it, it is very important.
00:33Your laziness kills your desires.
00:38Your anger kills your intellect.
00:43Your fear kills your dreams.
00:48Your envy kills your peace.
00:54Now listen to this in reverse.
00:57If you have peace, it kills your envy.
01:02If you have intellect, it kills your anger.
01:06If you have determination, it kills your laziness.
01:11If your dream is true, it kills your fear.
01:15Now which thing will kill whom in your life?
01:19First of all, you have to note which thing is killing whom in your life.
01:25And if you want to go to the other part,
01:28you want your anger to kill your intelligence,
01:33your fear to kill your dreams,
01:36then whatever you want to win, feed it more, make it more powerful.
01:42And there are only two ways.
01:44First is to give more space to that thing in your mind.
01:50This is its food.
01:52And second is to surround yourself with such people whose parts are strong.
01:58They are intelligent people.
02:00They are dream-seekers.
02:02They have determination.
02:04So those things will become stronger and you will come to the other part.
02:07Come, let's start today's show with this message.
02:10Let's take you to a middle-class house and see how they are.
02:17Greetings.
02:18Greetings. How are you?
02:20What's good today?
02:21Everyone is sitting together at this time of the night.
02:24Everyone is sitting around me.
02:26Sit in front of me.
02:27This is the gift of couples.
02:28No, no, I don't give gifts of couples.
02:31We had come before Eid.
02:33Yes, yes.
02:34So we spent Eid here.
02:35Yes.
02:36And after that, you know, this is our plan to stay here.
02:38So why didn't you go?
02:39I thought you would say something.
02:40Then I will stay here.
02:41I swear on God, I won't tell him.
02:45Do you want to kick him out of the house?
02:47I don't want to get up from his feet.
02:49I will go to heaven because of him.
02:51Take your mother's blessings.
02:54Don't change my gender.
02:56Father is also great.
02:57Mother and father are the same.
02:58Respect your own father.
03:00He is dead, now should I go to the grave?
03:02Go to his grave.
03:04Stand here.
03:05Father.
03:06I told you to stand here.
03:07I won't touch this sheet after today.
03:10Let it be here.
03:11I have to take it there.
03:12I have to take it there.
03:14Keep it here.
03:15Do you see, Mr. Haroon?
03:16Yes, yes.
03:17If you talk to my husband like this after today,
03:19I won't leave the house, but I will get angry.
03:22Then he says, don't respect your son-in-law.
03:23Yes.
03:24Don't get angry, don't get angry.
03:26What happened?
03:27I have put a bandage on your face.
03:28Take it.
03:31Where is your son-in-law?
03:33He has come to collect the garbage.
03:34Hey, I will make you a human child.
03:36Is he on duty today or at night?
03:38How will you understand who I am talking about?
03:41Mr. Haroon, whenever there is a happy atmosphere at home,
03:43we don't call him.
03:44Why?
03:45He doesn't like it.
03:46He doesn't like it at all.
03:47I will tell you,
03:48is he on duty today or at night?
03:50Yes.
03:51Oh, okay, okay.
03:52He has a shift at night.
03:53Is he free late?
03:54He comes late.
03:55Okay, okay.
03:56When is he coming?
03:57He will come around 3 o'clock at night.
03:59Yes, father, I remembered.
04:00I forgot the keys at home.
04:02Take it.
04:03Take it.
04:04Now the night prayer has started.
04:06What is the prayer?
04:07We used to close the door at night.
04:10Yes, yes.
04:11It used to get locked.
04:12Okay, okay.
04:13You got it locked.
04:14He has got the keys for the lock.
04:15We give the keys separately.
04:17Where do you give it from?
04:18You keep it like this.
04:23You don't have any brains.
04:25Do you understand?
04:26Now you should go and give the keys to the deans.
04:31Okay, you have got the door locked.
04:33Now close the door.
04:34Very good.
04:35It gets locked.
04:36Very good.
04:37Auto lock.
04:38Now tell me, when is the night prayer?
04:393 o'clock at night.
04:40You all are going to sleep here.
04:42Yes.
04:43Who is going to wake up here?
04:44You sleep here.
04:45We will wake up.
04:46We will watch a movie.
04:47No, no, no.
04:48I will never sleep here.
04:49Why?
04:50Until my heart stops beating.
04:52He has said that.
04:53Doctors say that I have a problem with my heart.
04:57I will wake up here.
04:58This is my responsibility.
04:59My heart is beating.
05:00They will not come.
05:01I will not sleep here.
05:02They will hear your screams in the T.J.
05:05Your heart beats so fast.
05:06His heart beats so fast.
05:07I will not sleep here until they come.
05:10I am an old man.
05:11I will watch on the mobile.
05:13I will talk to them.
05:14You say that you don't watch on the mobile.
05:16You just do this all night.
05:18Dad, you keep doing this all night.
05:21I watch TikTok.
05:22I make a papdi too.
05:23Dad, you keep watching TikTok.
05:24Once or twice.
05:25I have seen it.
05:26I make juice for Sameer.
05:28Next patient.
05:32I make juice for Sameer.
05:33I have seen it well.
05:36Dad, do you know the truth?
05:39I don't want to wake up from here.
05:42I want to sleep here.
05:44The way you are fresh.
05:46You will wake up tomorrow.
05:49Listen.
05:50Listen to me.
05:51It's not my fault.
05:52I am waking up here.
05:56Dad, take this.
05:57Dad, blood is blood.
05:59It's my responsibility.
06:02What should I do now?
06:04Who is it?
06:05Who is it?
06:06Oh God!
06:07I open my eyes.
06:10Two of them are sleeping.
06:15His mouth is closed.
06:17And he is snoring loudly.
06:25Your dream is to fight cats.
06:27Go to hell.
06:36It's a bad thing that there are no scorpions.
06:38Go.
06:39Even I don't have a problem with them.
06:40Hello.
06:41Baby.
06:42Baby.
06:43Baby.
06:44Shukruta.
06:45Yes.
06:46Come to our room.
06:47Baby.
06:48Baby, whom did you call?
06:49Baby, I am calling you.
06:50I am calling you.
06:51What are you saying?
06:52I am sleeping.
06:53I am sleeping.
06:54He is sleeping.
06:55You should not wear it when you are sleepy.
06:56If you are sleepy, the driver will ask you to stop the car.
06:58Absolutely.
06:59That's why I was sleeping next to the driver.
07:02He has done so much.
07:05She is also sleeping.
07:06Don't worry. I will sleep.
07:11Who? Who? Who?
07:18Salute, dad.
07:19Yes.
07:19I am tired of sitting in the kitchen.
07:22I am feeling sleepy.
07:25Tell me one thing.
07:27Have you started to open your eyes now?
07:29You idiot.
07:31They say I am blind.
07:33Okay. Okay.
07:33It happens.
07:34Look, now everyone has left.
07:37Sajji's grandson lost his heart.
07:40No, no. I know.
07:41You sit.
07:42Don't worry.
07:44Until Jishan comes.
07:46Okay.
07:46I won't sleep.
07:47I will stay here. You can call me.
07:49Yes.
07:50This side.
07:50Where is that side?
07:52I have a big LED here.
07:53I am watching a movie on Netflix.
07:55Let's go there.
07:56No, his wife has also gone there.
07:58She has also gone there?
07:59Yes.
08:00Give me the medicine, I'll apply the sound.
08:07Look, today we are alone.
08:08Tell us, where did your life start from?
08:11My parents know the beginning.
08:13The beginning of your life means,
08:15when did you gain consciousness?
08:17Yes, consciousness.
08:18When I got it from the ventilator.
08:21You don't understand what I'm saying.
08:23Uncle.
08:24I'm searching.
08:55He has made me sleep.
08:59Open the door, can anyone hear me?
09:02Hey, Shagufta.
09:12Hey, he has got dogs.
09:13Open the door.
09:20Hey, dog.
09:21Open the door.
09:25Mother, open the door.
09:29Hey, get down.
09:31I'm from the neighbouring house.
09:32Open the door.
09:33He is asking the neighbours to open the door.
09:35Father.
09:37Wake up.
09:39Father.
09:41Father, here are the dogs.
09:43Where do I go?
09:48Oh, God.
09:50He is expelling them.
09:55He is expelling you and your family members.
10:03I think, I've got an ear infection.
10:05I think, I'm going to lose my father's consciousness.
10:12The dogs seem to be dead.
10:14Be careful.
10:15Hey.
10:17The leg can break.
10:19Who is it?
10:20Who is it?
10:21Who is it?
10:21Hey, thief.
10:23Hey, thief.
10:25Hey, boy.
10:26Look here.
10:27Look here.
10:28Look here.
10:28He is alone.
10:29He is alone.
10:30He is alone.
10:31Move aside.
10:32You are stealing.
10:35Hit him more.
10:36He is alone.
10:37Brother, stop.
10:37Brother, stop.
10:38Hey.
10:39Thank God, he is awake all night.
10:44He is dead.
10:45Hit him more.
10:46Hit him more.
10:46My car.
10:50Hit him more.
10:51Hit him.
10:53Hit him more.
10:54Hit him more.
10:55Hit him more.
10:57No, no. Don't hit him.
10:58Hit him more.
10:59Stop.
11:00Hey, don't hit me.
11:01Don't hit me.
11:05Did you hit him?
11:06Hey.
11:07Yes, I hit him.
11:08Yes, I hit him.
11:09Yes, I hit him.
11:10Yes, I hit him.
11:10Thief.
11:11Yes, I hit him.
11:12The thief has come.
11:13You have got someone else.
11:15Look at the thief once.
11:17Yes.
11:17He is here.
11:18He is here.
11:19Don't you want to see the thief's face?
11:20Hit him more.
11:21Hit him more.
11:22Hit him more.
11:23The thief has come.
11:24Open the door.
11:24Open the door.
11:25Hey, open the sheet.
11:27What?
11:27Yes.
11:28What?
11:29Open the sheet.
11:30Yes.
11:31Look.
11:32Oh.
11:34Oh.
11:36Don't you feel ashamed of stealing?
11:38You have come to our house.
11:39You have come to our house.
11:39You have come to our house.
11:40You want to earn money.
11:42Now you are getting high.
11:43You steal.
11:45You steal.
11:46Wait.
11:47Brother Nishant.
11:47Brother Nishant.
11:48Why didn't I die before seeing this?
11:51You have seen it.
11:52Now you will die.
11:53I was knocking the door.
11:54No one opened the door.
11:56I knocked three doors.
11:57Then the dogs came.
11:58Hey.
11:59Listen.
12:00Listen.
12:01Leave me.
12:01I am talking about the street dogs.
12:04You are talking about the street dogs.
12:05I am awake here.
12:06You didn't say a word.
12:08Look.
12:09I am so angry because you are awake.
12:13Hey.
12:14Leave me.
12:15Yes.
12:16Bring my motorcycle outside.
12:17The car is outside.
12:18Brother Sallu.
12:19The motorcycle is being stolen.
12:21Go and bring the motorcycle.
12:23The car is outside.
12:24Give him some water.
12:26Okay.
12:26Yes.
12:27Let him have water.
12:28Give him turmeric milk.
12:29You have beaten him so much.
12:31No.
12:31I didn't beat him.
12:33God forgive me.
12:35You have given me a sister.
12:38Drink water.
12:39Here.
12:39No, brother.
12:40Why didn't you call me when Shagufta and I were sleeping behind our house?
12:46Yes.
12:47Because you were awake.
12:48Listen to me.
12:49Here.
12:50Take this.
12:51I will make two cups of tea for my son.
12:53Give him turmeric milk.
12:55Give him two cups of juice.
12:56Give him turmeric milk.
12:57Listen to him.
12:58We will get beaten up.
13:02Oh, no.
13:03You will get beaten up.
13:04What happened?
13:05What happened?
13:06Hey.
13:07One dog was brown.
13:08Yes.
13:08Two were black.
13:09Yes.
13:10Three were white.
13:11Yes.
13:11Three were black.
13:12What happened?
13:13He is sitting on Panchay's motorcycle.
13:14Why?
13:15He is asking him to get out.
13:17Why do you need the key?
13:18He will open it.
13:24You are all cowards.
13:26I will go and talk to him.
13:27The dogs are dangerous.
13:29Wait.
13:29The boys have recognized him.
13:31This is amazing.
13:32You think women are weak.
13:34First, we need to see how much they have lost.
13:37Yes.
13:37I broke their LDs.
13:39I broke their mobile phones.
13:40I hit them so hard.
13:42There was nothing to be afraid of.
13:44What happened?
13:45I went there.
13:46All the bikes were on the side.
13:48They got scared when they saw me.
13:50They said hello to me.
13:51Oh no.
13:52She is talking to us.
13:54This is good.
13:55Go and get someone.
13:57Go.
13:57They don't look like stray dogs to me.
13:59But they look like family dogs.
14:01I think one or two of them are family dogs.
14:03Hello.
14:04Are you talking about the street?
14:06Okay.
14:07This is too much.
14:08Go.
14:08I am talking about them.
14:09I think they are good.
14:10I am talking about the street dogs.
14:12Okay.
14:13This is the same thing.
14:15Are you sure?
14:16Yes.
14:17Go and get someone.
14:17There are five dogs.
14:18One of them is a family dog.
14:19How many are there?
14:19Six.
14:20How many are you?
14:22I mean...
14:23I won't tell you.
14:24I won't tell you.
14:28One of them is Haroon.
14:29One of them is a family dog.
14:30Okay.
14:31Are you okay?
14:32I haven't spoken to them yet.
14:35Why?
14:35I know I am going out.
14:36They are very rude.
14:38What happened?
14:39Why did you bring the bike?
14:40They said either get coffee for the car.
14:41Or take the boy with us.
14:43Wait for two minutes.
14:45Did you take the boy?
14:45Yes.
14:46Wait.
14:47Brother.
14:48We are brothers.
14:51He is here.
14:52Yes, brother.
14:52Hello, brother.
14:53Hello, brother.
14:54Hello, brother.
14:55What happened?
14:56Why did you go there?
14:57I didn't understand anything.
14:59What happened?
14:59Believe me.
15:00I have been here for a long time.
15:02Yes.
15:02They are very rude.
15:04What happened today?
15:05One of them is a brown dog.
15:06Don't you know him?
15:07Yes, I know him.
15:07He has black legs.
15:08Yes, he has black legs.
15:09He did this to me.
15:10He jumped on me.
15:11Yes.
15:12He jumped on me.
15:14He stood in front of the pole.
15:16Then?
15:17I went to him.
15:18I said, let me talk to him.
15:20He was joking.
15:21He was standing near the pole.
15:22I went to him.
15:23He was standing near the pole.
15:24I said, let me talk to him.
15:25He said, please.
15:26He is a kid.
15:26He made a mistake.
15:27I am sorry.
15:28Now, believe me.
15:30This dog.
15:31This pole.
15:32This is me.
15:33Then what happened?
15:34Then think.
15:34Where was the dog?
15:36This dog.
15:37Yes.
15:38This pole.
15:39This is me.
15:40Okay.
15:41I can't tell you what he did there.
15:47He told you that this is his area.
15:51Yes.
15:52He has marked his territory.
15:53He didn't do anything wrong.
15:55If he would have, you wouldn't have complained.
15:56Listen.
15:58Yes.
15:59Where were the dogs?
16:01Uncle, you don't know.
16:03You have been sleeping here.
16:04Yes.
16:05This boy came here late from his duty.
16:08Yes.
16:08He knocks on the door every day.
16:10This time, the dogs are on the street.
16:11The dogs are on the street too.
16:13Wait.
16:15Wait.
16:15Wait.
16:16Wait.
16:17Wait.
16:21Do something about him.
16:23He has come to the brothel.
16:24What is this?
16:25He is saying that the door is open.
16:27Now, the dogs shouldn't be ashamed.
16:29Sister.
16:29I will break the door.
16:32Come here, uncle.
16:33Come.
16:34Tell me something.
16:35We are in trouble.
16:36He knocks on the door every day.
16:40Yes.
16:40He is so stupid.
16:41What did you do that the dogs did this?
16:44Yes, tell me.
16:44Today, I took a sheet for the first time.
16:47It's their game.
16:48I see.
16:49It's their game.
16:50No, it's not their game.
16:51The sheet is mine.
16:52Look at him.
16:53He is wearing black clothes.
16:54Look at him.
16:56He thinks he is a thief.
16:57He thinks that he is a thief.
16:58Yes.
16:59When someone comes at night like this,
17:00he thinks that he is coming for the police.
17:02Yes.
17:03That's why he is wearing it.
17:04That's true.
17:05This is a lie.
17:05He makes us naked.
17:07Sister.
17:08We hug him.
17:10Brother.
17:11Yes.
17:11I went out and the dogs didn't do anything to me.
17:14You are still scared.
17:15You fought with them.
17:16They didn't do anything to you.
17:17First, go away.
17:19Give me the sheet.
17:20Uncle.
17:21You think you are my son.
17:23I always consider you as my grandson.
17:25Yes.
17:25Thank you, uncle.
17:26You are not harmed.
17:27I have brought this sheet for you.
17:29As soon as I see you,
17:31come inside with the motorcycle.
17:33Take it.
17:34What do you want to say?
17:35You are already here.
17:37Thank you, uncle.
17:37I will bring it for him.
17:39I am not bringing it for him.
17:40I want to bring the bike.
17:41Hello.
17:42You won't bring the dogs?
17:46I want to bring the bike.
17:47Where does the bike belong?
17:48I am asking him to bring the dogs.
17:51You can get the bike at the shop.
17:53They say that they bring beautiful dogs.
17:56Son, to be honest,
17:58I don't understand anything better than you.
18:01Uncle, I have brought the motorcycle.
18:03But think again.
18:05You want the motorcycle.
18:06How will I go to the office with the dog?
18:09If I give you the motorcycle,
18:10I will make you sit on it.
18:12Why did you give him the sheet?
18:14Is there a problem?
18:15I heard his voice after two minutes.
18:18This boy said that he wears the sheet after seeing it.
18:21Yes, yes, yes.
18:23Hey, move away.
18:25Move away.
18:26Where are you going?
18:30Uncle, I have been successful.
18:32How?
18:32I have brought the dogs.
18:34Great.
18:35Go and bring your motorcycle.
18:41Viewers, there is a small break.
18:43Don't go anywhere.
18:43We will meet after the break.
18:52Welcome back, viewers.
18:53Viewers, we have a permanent patient with us.
18:56And his permanent doctor is here.
18:58Come, let's talk to him.
18:59Greetings.
19:00Greetings, sir.
19:01How are you, Mr. Haroon?
19:03I am absolutely fine, Haroon.
19:05What is this?
19:06What is wrong with him?
19:07He has become a monkey.
19:09He is a doctor.
19:10What is wrong with him?
19:11What did he do?
19:12It is his own fault.
19:13What?
19:13He has crossed his limits.
19:15Who says that he has crossed his limits?
19:20He does what he has to do.
19:22He has to do what he has to do.
19:23Doctor, you have put so much effort
19:26to make him die.
19:27But he didn't die.
19:28What is this?
19:29How can he die?
19:30If he dies, I will be doomed.
19:32What is the problem?
19:33Why isn't he getting better?
19:33He is being rude.
19:35He is not following my instructions.
19:36Yes, we should be careful.
19:37We should be strict.
19:38What did he do?
19:39He told me that I shouldn't go to my brother-in-law's house
19:40after eating samosas.
19:41Ask him if he has gone or not.
19:43I haven't gone.
19:44If a person goes to his brother-in-law's house after eating samosas
19:45he must be eating his own ass.
19:47He is right.
19:48If a person goes to his brother-in-law's house after eating samosas
19:50he must be eating his own ass.
19:52This is family enmity.
19:54You don't know about wisdom.
19:56If he goes to his brother-in-law's house after eating samosas
19:58Yes.
19:59He will make him eat something.
20:01He will make him eat something.
20:02Oh.
20:02Mr. Hakim, what kind of a person are you?
20:04You don't even let your brother-in-law talk to you.
20:05Mr. Agha, you know what?
20:07His brother-in-law is not a good person.
20:09He is a characterless person.
20:10He doesn't let him talk to me.
20:11I see.
20:12He doesn't tell me what to do.
20:13He doesn't let me talk to him.
20:15This is absolutely right.
20:16You are eating your own food.
20:19You forcefully make him talk to you.
20:21He will say,
20:21give me a piece of meat.
20:22Give me a piece of meat.
20:22Give me a piece of meat.
20:23Give me a piece of meat.
20:23Give me a piece of meat.
20:24Give me a piece of meat.
20:26Okay, fine.
20:27These are good people.
20:29They make you eat meat.
20:30They are rich people.
20:33Oh.
20:35He ate a piece of meat.
20:36He made him eat meat again.
20:37I see.
20:38He is a good person.
20:40Oh.
20:42Where did you eat the meat?
20:43In the other shop.
20:44This is the problem.
20:45What?
20:45He doesn't forgive people from other shops.
20:49Why didn't you buy meat from other shops?
20:50I had a friend.
20:51I sent him to buy meat.
20:52No.
20:52You sent your friend to buy meat.
20:54Oh.
20:55Did you cut his hair?
20:56No.
20:57Then where will I go?
21:00It is said that the meat was red.
21:03How?
21:03Look at the jokers.
21:06Mr. Hakeem, how many patients like him do you have?
21:09I don't have any.
21:09Look at him.
21:11I told you to take the meat to the canal.
21:14Okay.
21:14First, drop the meat in the canal.
21:16Yes.
21:16How can I drop it?
21:17I don't know how to do it.
21:18You have to eat the meat.
21:19You don't know how to do it?
21:20Yes.
21:21Who doesn't know how to do it?
21:22Take him with you.
21:22There is a boy.
21:23I asked him if he knows how to do it.
21:25He said yes.
21:27I told him to give me the meat.
21:29He gave me the meat.
21:31Look, there is a thread.
21:32There are two threads.
21:33Yes, exactly.
21:34There is a thread.
21:35There is a thread.
21:36You have to do it like this.
21:37Yes, exactly.
21:38Mr. Hakeem, these days..
21:39I mean, the way the fasts are going on..
21:42Yes.
21:42The energy is completely down after the fast.
21:45Is there any formula?
21:47There is a formula.
21:47If there is flour, it is empty the whole day.
21:49Yes.
21:50In the evening, you pack it as if you are going somewhere.
21:54Okay.
21:54You can eat the cut.
21:55Yes.
21:55You can eat the bread.
21:56Yes.
21:56You can't eat anything else.
21:58Okay.
21:59Okay, okay.
21:59You have spoken very intelligently.
22:01Yes.
22:02I think you are a doctor because of this.
22:03No, it's not possible.
22:04He is not a patient.
22:05He is my teacher.
22:06How is that possible?
22:07How can a patient be a teacher?
22:08Exactly.
22:09When he came to me, he was very sad
22:10that I was not a doctor.
22:11Then?
22:12I gave him the medicine.
22:13I said, is it effective?
22:14He said, yes.
22:15I said, let's do this.
22:18After that, I gave him the medicine again.
22:19I said, yes, sir.
22:20He said, no.
22:21Mr. Hakeem, for how long will I be a teacher?
22:25Listen to me.
22:26Every moment..
22:28Yes.
22:28Every medicine is made of this.
22:29Homeopathic is of this.
22:30Oleopathic is of this.
22:31Man..
22:31These herbs are made of this.
22:33Man, everything is made of these herbs.
22:36Allopathic is also made of this.
22:37And then, the young children of today..
22:39Yes.
22:40They are not eating these things.
22:41They are not eating desi sweets.
22:42Tell me something.
22:43If there is heat in the liver,
22:45which sweet should be eaten?
22:46The liver is very hot.
22:47The one who is not in the kitchen.
22:50The sweet of the buffaloes.
22:51Yes, yes.
22:52The one of the buffaloes.
22:53The child will be able to eat it.
22:54Man, listen to me.
22:57Yes.
22:57Who said that the buffaloes will grow tall?
23:00My father said it.
23:01My grandfather and great-grandfather..
23:02My entire lineage has gone through this.
23:04Don't say that.
23:04There were no buffaloes.
23:05Not even the entire family.
23:08Mr. Hakeem is right.
23:09The sweet is made of buffaloes.
23:10The real size of my grandmother was six feet.
23:12Yes.
23:13And the size of my mother was two feet.
23:16Man, which sweet should be eaten
23:18for the pain in the middle of the head?
23:19Cut it in half and eat the apple.
23:20Half an apple?
23:21Yes.
23:21Eat it where there is pain.
23:23What does the apple have to do with the pain in the middle of the head?
23:25It has to do with the apple.
23:27Ask your father.
23:27He will show you his head.
23:29I have a degree in the college of medicine.
23:31No.
23:31You have a degree in the college of medicine.
23:33Yes, I do.
23:33Which one?
23:34I don't know.
23:34I was looking for it.
23:35I don't know which one.
23:36No, Mr. Puttu.
23:37He must be like Hakeem.
23:38He must be like Hakeem.
23:39Let me tell you something very clearly.
23:40There is one more thing going on these days.
23:41The big doctors..
23:42The well-known doctors of the world..
23:44They must be posting videos on Instagram.
23:47And there are subtitles at the bottom.
23:49Whatever they are saying in English..
23:50There are subtitles at the bottom.
23:52Okay.
23:52The subtitles are put in such a way
23:54that you don't pay attention to their lips.
23:56You just read the subtitles.
23:58Yes.
23:58Okay?
23:59They are not saying what is written at the bottom.
24:03They are saying something else.
24:05The writer has written something else.
24:08The videos are made just to get a view from you.
24:10And I saw very intelligent and well-educated people.
24:14And then I showed them.
24:15I told them to pay attention to the video.
24:16Its words are something else.
24:18A man is sitting on a very big stage and talking.
24:20He is talking about something else.
24:21But AI has made the same sounds.
24:25So, it seems that he is saying the same thing.
24:26He is telling us to eat carrots.
24:27Do this. Do that.
24:28Do this. Hang upside down.
24:30So, don't waste your time on such things.
24:32Always consult a certified doctor for your health.
24:36And you can ask the doctor
24:38to show you his degree.
24:39Then you can contact him.
24:40He has spoiled the fast food.
24:42And he is eating fruits.
24:43He is eating jamun.
24:44He is eating shatoot.
24:45He doesn't eat anything.
24:46He doesn't know what it is.
24:47He is not eating shatoot.
24:49What should I say?
24:50He is eating shatoot.
24:50He is not eating shatoot for a while.
24:51Okay. It cleanses the kidneys.
24:53Okay.
24:54This is called science.
24:55Okay. Let's take frozen food.
24:56It is not available here in every season.
24:58But if you go to big super stores,
25:00you can get frozen food there.
25:01That is also fine.
25:02Look, it happens.
25:04If it is well frozen,
25:05listen to the reason behind it.
25:06In our cold storage,
25:08we use a lot of light.
25:09We use a lot of electricity.
25:11Because of that,
25:11we don't maintain the AC.
25:13We don't have a chiller.
25:15So, many times,
25:16the cold storage remains closed for a while.
25:18So, things get spoilt.
25:20So, whenever you bring it,
25:21first check if it is fresh.
25:23If it is fresh,
25:24then there is no issue of being frozen.
25:26You can eat that too.
25:27And with that,
25:28all the berries,
25:30all the berries,
25:30especially cranberries,
25:32Yes.
25:32With that, your kidneys and everything
25:34gets cleared up.
25:35Doctor.
25:36Yes.
25:37He is talking so nicely.
25:39Learn from him.
25:40I won't give my patience
25:41to anyone as much as I want.
25:46He will be fine. Don't worry.
25:47When will he be fine?
25:48My son is getting married.
25:50I am busy there.
25:51He will be fine after that.
25:52Your son is getting married.
25:53I am busy there.
25:56He is in need of blood.
25:57Get him a couple of bottles.
25:58Sister, I am alone.
26:00I am not in need of blood.
26:01I am in need of a good doctor.
26:03He is in need of blood.
26:05Yes.
26:05He is celebrating his birthday at home.
26:06What?
26:07He went to get more blood.
26:09What is the connection
26:11between celebrating a birthday
26:12and a bloodless birthday?
26:12He is in need of blood.
26:13He is in need of calcium.
26:15Why?
26:15He is in need of Ayah.
26:17Doctor, whatever you are saying,
26:19in front of me,
26:20all these things are in need of you.
26:22He is in need of you.
26:23I promise.
26:24Why don't you get him treated?
26:26Please help me.
26:27What are you?
26:28You have brought him here 50,000 times.
26:30You have brought him here 200 times.
26:31You have brought him here 250 times.
26:32Get him treated.
26:33Doctor.
26:34Yes.
26:35Whatever you are saying,
26:36please get him treated.
26:38He is not a doctor.
26:40He is an imposter.
26:41He is ready to ask for help.
26:43He is suffering from a disease.
26:45What?
26:45Get him treated.
26:47What happened?
26:47He talks a lot in the show.
26:50If he is a doctor,
26:52what are the benefits of an imposter?
26:53An imposter has five legs.
26:56He is not a doctor.
26:56I will ask him.
26:57Doctor, you can get all kinds of treatment.
26:59I don't do all kinds of treatment.
26:59Go and do something else.
27:04Viewers, there is a small break.
27:05We will meet again after the break.
27:14Welcome back, viewers.
27:15Yes, Irza Khan.
27:16I think the audience is going to surprise us today.
27:20Really?
27:21Yes.
27:21Shall we go and meet him?
27:22Of course.
27:23Yes, sir.
27:24Greetings.
27:25Greetings, sir.
27:25My name is Mohammad Faisal.
27:27I am a lecturer.
27:29Okay.
27:29I would like to dedicate a poem to you.
27:33Thank you very much, sir.
27:34Is he dedicating it to me?
27:35Yes, sir.
27:35Why isn't he dedicating it to us?
27:38Because I have a personality.
27:46You will fall in love with me.
27:49Oh, God.
27:50You will fall in love with me.
27:53You will fall in love with me.
27:54Just look at me, my beloved.
27:57Oh, wow.
27:59Wow.
28:00Very good.
28:02Sir, wow.
28:03Sir, we liked you a lot.
28:05I hope you don't come again.
28:08I would like to tell you.
28:09Yes.
28:09The meaning of this poem is..
28:11If you see who I like..
28:14..then you will start liking me.
28:16Wow.
28:16My likes..
28:17Just like that.
28:18My likes are so great..
28:20..that you can't see their arms and legs.
28:23Wow.
28:24You can't see their arms and legs.
28:27Why do they look at my wounded heart?
28:29Wow.
28:30Wow.
28:33Ms. Arzoo has said something.
28:35So a poem is for you.
28:37Death will take away..
28:38Very good.
28:39Wow.
28:40Wow.
28:41Wow.
28:42Very good.
28:43Wow.
28:45Very good.
28:46Sir, you..
28:47Sir, look at this.
28:48A piece of the moon.
28:50This is what I was saying.
28:52Death will take away these pieces of the moon.
28:54These people will also die.
28:56Wow.
28:59It means..
29:01..that you are so precious..
29:03Yes, a piece of the moon.
29:04..that this thing is a piece of the moon.
29:06That this thing hurts..
29:08..that you will also die.
29:09Wow.
29:10And the next line says..
29:13..that you will come so soon.
29:15And the next line says..
29:17..that you will come so soon.
29:18Oh, God.
29:19And the next line says..
29:20You are saying something.
29:21He is saying something.
29:21You are saying something.
29:23He is saying something.
29:24You are saying something.
29:25You are saying something.
29:27The way you are explaining it..
29:29Yes.
29:30..he is dying of laughter.
29:33Yes, next.
29:34Greetings.
29:35My name is Muhammad Bakaas.
29:36Wow.
29:37And I would like to recite a poem.
29:39Yes, sir.
29:40Basically, the poem I want to recite to you..
29:42Yes, sir.
29:43..is motivational.
29:44It is for the whole nation.
29:45And it is a hope..
29:46..that every person strives to move forward.
29:49No doubt.
29:50The poem is short.
29:51But the details are long.
29:54Yes, sir.
29:55You didn't want it otherwise the situation could have changed.
29:58Wow.
29:58You didn't want it otherwise the situation could have changed.
30:01If you would have changed..
30:03..then this day and night could have changed.
30:04Wow.
30:06You would have stayed like the water of the lake.
30:09Wow.
30:09If you would have become a river..
30:11..then you could have gone far.
30:13Wow.
30:15Very nice.
30:15Very nice.
30:16Very nice.
30:17Very good, sir.
30:18For a moment, I thought he was saying..
30:20..that you are a foreigner.
30:24This might be motivational..
30:26..but I think it is a message to run away from home.
30:29Wow.
30:29If you would have become a river..
30:30Okay, I think what he is trying to say..
30:32..is about confidence.
30:34One second, Mr. Arun.
30:35Yes.
30:35I have got flowers for me.
30:37Son, did you get these flowers for her?
30:39Yes, she..
30:40No.
30:41Wow.
30:42No, no, she is a kid.
30:43She doesn't know..
30:45..that she has got these flowers for her aunt.
30:52Yes, son.
30:53Children are honest.
30:54Greetings.
30:55My name is Mehak.
30:56And I have got these flowers for you.
30:58Wow.
31:00My beautiful daughter.
31:03Keep smiling and be happy.
31:04Okay, get a gift for my daughter as well.
31:08Please.
31:09We will also give you a gift and send it.
31:13Take this, son.
31:14It will go with you.
31:15Sir, I want to ask you a question.
31:16How are you so beautiful?
31:17Oh.
31:19The answer to your question is..
31:22..that good, beautiful, obedient children..
31:25..always love their elders.
31:28That is why you are beautiful.
31:33Yes, son.
31:33Greetings.
31:34Greetings.
31:36My name is Urwa Waqas.
31:38It is a very beautiful name.
31:39I want to tell you a poem.
31:42Please, dear. Tell us.
31:43Look, children, an elephant has come..
31:45..and has brought his child with him.
31:47One second, dear. One second.
31:48One second.
31:49One second. One second.
31:50One second.
31:51One second.
31:51No, no.
31:52It is the same thing.
31:54I will stand here as it is.
31:57I will first accept that..
32:00..the child has again liked me or not.
32:03Oh, my God.
32:07The small one has big eyes and big ears.
32:12Oh, my God.
32:13Oh, my God.
32:14He is like a child.
32:15And the one sitting next to him is wearing a suit.
32:20He drinks water from the suit.
32:23The bird lives in the house.
32:25Whoever gives him money, he takes him for a walk.
32:29Oh, my God.
32:30Give him some money.
32:31Thank you. Thank you.
32:32Give him. Give him.
32:34Give him.
32:34Give this girl a gift too.
32:36Oh, my God.
32:36Very good.
32:37Very good, dear.
32:39Very good. Very good.
32:42You are welcome, dear.
32:42The poem is about a girl.
32:44She says, the bird lives in the house.
32:45You didn't know that.
32:48You should have brought him.
32:52He thinks that the bird lives in the house.
32:54The monkey is also sitting here.
32:56Okay, next.
32:57Hello.
32:58Hello.
32:59How are you?
32:59Thank God. Are you fine?
33:01Thank God.
33:02You are looking very handsome today.
33:03Sir, thank you very much.
33:04You are also handsome.
33:05I am not saying this because of you.
33:06You are really looking handsome.
33:07Sir, you are wearing glasses.
33:11Thank you very much.
33:12Thank you very much.
33:12I will recite a small poem.
33:14First, tell me your name.
33:16Hamza Butt.
33:17Hamza Butt.
33:18Yes.
33:18Wow.
33:19Mr. Butt, you…
33:20By the way, he is famous.
33:21Because some of my friends are Butt.
33:23They eat a lot.
33:24Do you eat a lot?
33:25Yes, we eat a lot.
33:26Don't you think that you are a smart man?
33:28Sir, I have kept myself fit.
33:30I work out.
33:31Mr. Haroon, he works out.
33:33Yes.
33:33His full form is Grab Your Meal.
33:36I don't understand.
33:37G-Y-M, Grab Your Meal.
33:38No, no. He works out.
33:39He sits and says, G-Y-M.
33:43So, recite something for us.
33:44What are you going to recite today?
33:45Sir, I will recite a poem.
33:46It has the pain of my heart.
33:47And it is an appeal to my family as well.
33:49Son, you know that you get its medicine
33:51to keep it under your tongue.
33:52Sir, I am reciting it for its medicine.
33:54Yes, recite it.
33:55Why don't you marry me?
33:57Why don't you marry me?
33:59Why don't you marry me?
34:01Wow.
34:03People used to say that I am a young man.
34:06Yes.
34:06People used to say that I am a young man.
34:08But I am also a human being.
34:11Wow.
34:12I can't stay in long stories.
34:14Wow.
34:14I can't stay in short stories.
34:17My uncle, uncle, aunts..
34:18Your aunts took everyone.
34:20They used to press my cheeks.
34:23Wow.
34:23It has remained in my heart.
34:25Yes.
34:26They used to wear saris like me.
34:28Listen, Faryad.
34:29If you find my proposal,
34:31you will have to get married again.
34:34Yes, yes.
34:35Just like that.
34:36I mean, what kind of a proposal have you got for me?
34:40I won't get a wife.
34:40I have got a new mother.
34:43Wow, wow, wow.
34:44Okay.
34:45The poet who has written this, Dr. Tahir Shaheer,
34:49he is also a part of our Hoshiyariyan family.
34:51Employed.
34:51And he writes very well.
34:53He should be applauded for that.
34:56Yes, next.
34:57Greetings.
34:57Greetings.
34:58How are you, sir?
34:59I am absolutely fine.
35:00How are you?
35:01Yes, Alhamdulillah.
35:01What is your name?
35:03My name is Aliza Rafiq.
35:04So today, you want to say something holding the mic.
35:07Yes.
35:07What?
35:08Basically, I would like to recite a couplet.
35:10I will dedicate it to my father.
35:12Wow, very good.
35:13What is his name?
35:14Muhammad Rafiq Akhtar.
35:15Yes.
35:16I have befriended the seas in your memory.
35:19Wow.
35:20I have befriended the seas in your memory.
35:24Still, I am thirsty for your words.
35:27Wow, very nice.
35:29Very nice.
35:30Okay, next.
35:43Very nice.
35:44A souvenir from us will go with you.
35:47Very nice.
35:47Wow.
35:57Viewers, there is a small break.
35:58Don't go anywhere.
35:59We will meet after the break.
36:07Welcome back, viewers.
36:09Yes, Irza Khan.
36:09Mr. Haroon, we have such good comedians in our show.
36:13Yes.
36:13But along with being comedians, they are also very good actors.
36:17So, I want some tips on what to do to become a good actor.
36:21I want to do my studies in Urdu.
36:24Okay, son.
36:25Acting doesn't mean welding in Urdu.
36:28Okay, you know what?
36:29Let me tell you.
36:30Any job...
36:31Well, I can't tell you about acting.
36:33This is not my forte.
36:34This is his forte.
36:35Any job has a lot of self-confidence.
36:38That's right.
36:38If you are doubtful about yourself, then we are confirmed.
36:42That's right.
36:43If you are doubtful about yourself, then we are confirmed.
36:48That you are wrong.
36:49No.
36:49If you have self-confidence...
36:51Remember one thing.
36:52In society, no matter what you do, you like strong people more.
36:57Oh.
36:58A brave person is attractive.
37:00People are attracted to him.
37:02Let me give you an example.
37:03One thing.
37:04If you are brave and your value system is strong.
37:10The biggest thing in the value system is women's respect.
37:15Wow.
37:16If he is there and your value system is strong and you are a brave person.
37:20Then society forgives your mistakes.
37:23Do you remember Mogambo?
37:25Yes.
37:26Mogambo was happy.
37:27Mogambo was happy.
37:29People used to like him a lot.
37:30He used to sit like this.
37:31Mogambo was happy.
37:33Note one thing.
37:35Children used to like him a lot.
37:37He was shown to be very brave.
37:39He used to do everything.
37:41He wanted to be brave.
37:42He wanted power.
37:44What is Superman?
37:45He is brave, powerful and a man.
37:47He is Batman.
37:48All these superheroes are like this.
37:52As for acting.
37:53I think Agha and Saleem and Arzoo Fatima can tell you.
37:58Since you all are very good actors.
38:00Why didn't Balke Jassi come?
38:03He is also an actor.
38:04He is also an actor.
38:05If you ask this question to Goga first, it will be better.
38:10Why should I ask this question to Goga first?
38:12Because he has been working for 8 days on Fridays.
38:18And he has been kissing her for the past 40 years.
38:22Let's decide now.
38:24Let's see which actor is good and who is not.
38:27Because I know, Irza Khan.
38:30That you are a very good actor.
38:32I am just giving you a chance.
38:34Sir, I don't understand one thing.
38:36Ramzan is over.
38:37Eid is also over.
38:38But you are so tired.
38:40Why are you sitting like this?
38:41Dhadra Madra.
38:43Dhadra Madra.
38:43You are right.
38:44Why are you hitting Junaid outside?
38:49Dhadra Madra.
38:51From Mall Road to Lahore.
38:53There are a lot of jargons in Punjabi.
38:56One of them is Dhadra Madra.
39:00This is true.
39:01Dhadra Madra.
39:02Who told you that it is Dhadra Madra?
39:04Sir, I have heard it for the first time.
39:06Like we say in Punjabi.
39:08Where are you from?
39:10I am from Kuchumuchu.
39:12Kuchumuchu.
39:14This is a prop.
39:18We were talking about acting.
39:20Yes, we were talking about acting.
39:23What was your initial question related to acting?
39:26There is only one dialogue.
39:28You have to say it with different expressions.
39:31I will try it on you first.
39:33On me?
39:34For you, the dialogue is
39:36he came running from the front
39:38and now he has left.
39:40Okay.
39:40You have to say it with fear.
39:42He came running from the front
39:43and now he has left.
39:45Wow.
39:46Mr. Agha, you three are the judges.
39:48Because you three act.
39:51So you three are the judges.
39:52You have to give numbers out of 10.
39:53How many numbers will you give?
39:55Arzu and Fatima?
39:568.
39:56Mr. Salim?
39:57I will also give 8 because the expression was less.
40:00Mr. Agha, you?
40:01No, it was good because
40:03you have to say something suddenly.
40:05Say it suddenly.
40:07Out of 10.
40:09Wow.
40:11You have to say it with happiness.
40:13He came running from the front
40:14and now he has left.
40:16Wow.
40:17Give the number.
40:189.
40:18Mr. Salim?
40:199.
40:20Mr. Agha?
40:20Why are you copying me?
40:219.
40:22Okay.
40:23Now, with confusion.
40:25He came running from the front
40:27and now he has left.
40:29Wow.
40:30Very good.
40:3210.
40:3310.
40:33Mr. Salim?
40:3410.
40:34Mr. Agha?
40:3510.
40:36Wow.
40:37Very good.
40:40Malaika, you have to say it with anger.
40:43He came running from the front
40:44and now he has left.
40:45He didn't break his face in front.
40:497.5.
40:517.5.
40:51Mr. Salim?
40:52It is 7 because the team was very loud.
40:56Mr. Agha?
40:57Anger should be on the face.
40:59Mr. Salim is right.
41:00I will go with him.
41:01Wow.
41:02Goga, you have to do this.
41:04He came running from the front
41:06and now he has left.
41:07And your expression is of exhaustion.
41:10You are panting a lot.
41:11You also came running.
41:14No, it is death.
41:15Son, it is death.
41:16It is death.
41:17It is a matter of death.
41:19He died himself.
41:19What is the last one?
41:20He came running from the front
41:21and he hit his leg in my forehead.
41:24You were jogging just now.
41:26So, you are giving a statement to the police.
41:29He came running from there..
41:30Dogs didn't hit you.
41:34He came running from there
41:36and he left.
41:40Tell us the incident in between
41:41that you are in this condition.
41:42He thinks it is a blast.
41:44It is a blast.
41:45Okay, look.
41:46It can be like this.
41:47He came running from there
41:50and now he has left.
41:51This can happen.
41:53Wow.
41:55Very good.
41:56This can happen, Goga.
41:57Do this.
41:57This can happen.
41:58Do this.
42:01Mr. Akhtar, you give the number.
42:02How many points do you give?
42:02You give the number.
42:03Five.
42:03According to me, you didn't do a good job.
42:07Yes.
42:07I will give you one point.
42:09Okay, Mr. Agha, you.
42:10No, Mr. Salim.
42:11Mr. Salim is absolutely right.
42:14I will also go with Mr. Salim.
42:17You gave five points.
42:19One and you gave one.
42:19Yes.
42:20Goga, what happened?
42:21This.
42:21What happened?
42:22Sir, seven points.
42:23How?
42:24Sir, give five points one by one.
42:26I respect Mr. Agha and Mr. Salim a lot in acting.
42:30Yes.
42:30And I have just given an audition
42:32and they have given such good marks.
42:33So I want Mr. Agha to act with me.
42:36Wow.
42:37Wow.
42:37Wow.
42:38Very good.
42:40Very good.
42:41Okay, tell us what the act is.
42:42Not me, you will give the act.
42:44We will come here.
42:45You give us the act.
42:45A young girl wants to marry a character's son.
42:49Yes.
42:50And he is giving her greed for money
42:52and telling her to get out of his life.
42:54Oh.
42:55You can't marry him.
42:57And she is crying and pleading to marry him.
43:02Okay.
43:03Is this okay?
43:03Yes.
43:04Okay, sir.
43:05Okay, Mr. Agha, come here.
43:06Yes.
43:07Irza, you also come in front of your chair.
43:09Give us a name.
43:10Yes, I am giving you a name.
43:12What name should I give?
43:13Maria.
43:13Your name is Maria.
43:14Okay.
43:15And his name is Mr. Niaz.
43:17And your time starts now.
43:19Action.
43:20Mr. Niaz, Vicky told me that you have refused this proposal.
43:24Yes, I have refused this proposal.
43:26Can I know the reason?
43:27What can be the reason?
43:29The difference between you and me.
43:31You know that very well.
43:33What are you doing?
43:33I am just giving you this advice.
43:35Take crores, two crores, four crores, five crores
43:38and leave my son's life.
43:39You are not worthy of being my daughter-in-law.
43:42Mr. Niaz, you thought that you can buy my love?
43:46Love is never bought.
43:49Then why are you offering this to me?
43:50I am doing this to save my son's life.
43:53I don't want to ruin my family by marrying my son to you.
43:59You are pointing fingers at my character, Mr. Niaz.
44:01I am not pointing fingers at your character.
44:05I am pointing fingers at your family.
44:07I love Vicky a lot.
44:10You must love Vicky a lot.
44:12I know that Vicky also loves you.
44:15But a father's love is like a wall in front of his son.
44:19Mr. Niaz.
44:22Maria is also asking for her love from you.
44:26Crying won't solve anything.
44:28Wow!
44:29Very nice.
44:31Very nice.
44:33Very nice.
44:34Very nice.
44:36Very nice.
44:37And Vicky is saying that I should swear.
44:39I don't know anything about this.
44:45Naazneen, this was today's show.
44:46We will meet you in the next show.
44:48Take care of yourself.
44:49Goodbye.