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00:00Friends, Allah the Almighty has placed some empathetic responses in the human brain.
00:10When you see someone crying, you also start crying.
00:14Similarly, if someone's eyes are red, you also start crying.
00:19If someone is crying, you also feel their pain.
00:22You also feel down.
00:23This means that Allah the Almighty has placed an emotion of compassion, love, and compassion in you to make you different from animals.
00:34If you don't have that emotion of compassion, then you are nothing more than a gutter of food.
00:42The people who are closest to you are the people who are your subordinates, your subordinates, your employees, who serve you day and night.
00:55They are the people who are closest to you.
01:00And if you don't feel them, if your employees don't feel that you have an emotion of compassion, then know that you are not human.
01:13You are also a gutter of food, like an animal.
01:16So, keep your emotions alive.
01:18And try to understand the problems of your subordinates.
01:23Try to empathize with them.
01:24Let's start today's show with this message.
01:27Today, let's take you to a palace.
01:32Let's go to the fort and see what the state is like.
01:37Oh wow!
01:44I think he is the king of the fort.
01:46Yes.
01:48Soldiers!
01:50Your Majesty!
01:51Tell me what to eat today.
01:54Your Majesty, I suggest that the whole army should be distributed to Murga-e-Musallam today.
01:59But I want you to be distributed fruits today.
02:05Eat it, it is the last meal of your life.
02:07Shut up!
02:09Same to you.
02:12Your Majesty, what are you saying?
02:14Not the king.
02:15Then?
02:16He has besieged this fort.
02:18Yes, I have besieged this fort.
02:20Okay, this fort is under siege.
02:22Yes.
02:23And he is the king of another state.
02:25Where are you from?
02:26Camelot.
02:27Okay, he looks like the king of Taj.
02:29Okay.
02:30Shut up!
02:31Yes.
02:32Stay in your limits.
02:33He can be besieged.
02:34Yes.
02:35He can be besieged on this small table as well.
02:37The way he was talking, I thought he was making a food street on the fort.
02:42But Mr. Haroon, he has come to overthrow the kingdom with just five soldiers.
02:46There are not five soldiers.
02:48We have an army of two lakhs.
02:50Two lakhs?
02:52An army of two lakhs?
02:53And they are inside the fort.
02:55Their food, everything will be finished.
02:57They will die themselves.
03:00This is the work of a coward king.
03:03If you have drunk your mother's milk, then open the fort's door and see.
03:07I can't open it.
03:08It is locked from inside.
03:13Okay, Mr. Haroon, he said that there are two lakhs of soldiers.
03:15There are not so many soldiers in the countries.
03:17How can the army of the cities be so big?
03:19You are right.
03:20There are two lakhs of soldiers.
03:22We might have made a mistake of one lakh or one and a half lakhs.
03:27What will you achieve by taking the kingdom and occupying this fort?
03:33The same brain damage that every king has.
03:37Oh.
03:38They are also humans.
03:39Think about them.
03:41I am still thinking about them.
03:43The kings have killed the Brahmins.
03:46They have killed the Brahmins.
03:48By the way, Mr. Haroon, he was right.
03:50Yes.
03:51If he won't attack anyone, then someone else will attack him.
03:53This was the law.
03:55Okay, see, the thing is that what you said, one and a half lakhs, two lakhs.
03:58They used to do this.
03:59They brought the farmers too.
04:01Yes.
04:02They brought the potters too.
04:03Yes.
04:04They brought the cloth makers too.
04:05They used to bring everyone as soldiers.
04:07That's why it is said that be a warrior in your garden.
04:10Then be a gardener in the war.
04:12Absolutely.
04:13How many gardeners are there in this?
04:14Okay, the question is, how many gardeners are there in your army?
04:19Yes.
04:23Okay, what do you do?
04:25Sir, I am an archer.
04:26No, no, you are an archer here.
04:28But what do you do in your life?
04:30I work as a tailor.
04:31What do you do in your daily life?
04:33I am a barber.
04:35What do you do?
04:36I do TikTok.
04:39What do you do?
04:40I have been in the army from the beginning.
04:42And now I am the commander-in-chief of Badshah Salamat.
04:44Oh, wow.
04:45And you?
04:46I am also a soldier of Badshah.
04:48Soldier?
04:49That means you are a soldier from the beginning.
04:50You have never done any other work?
04:51No.
04:52Tell me the truth, son.
04:53Have you ever played Chimta?
04:54Not even once.
04:55There is still time.
04:56Take your army and go back.
04:58We don't want to shed the blood of the innocent.
05:00You don't want to shed it.
05:02We want to shed it.
05:04By the way, there is one thing.
05:05Terrible Badshah Salamat.
05:07My question is that when a king used to talk to another king,
05:11he used to do it with a lot of respect.
05:14You are saying that he is also a king.
05:17I am not a king.
05:18Then?
05:19I am a commander-in-chief.
05:20Our queen is Alia.
05:22Our king is dead.
05:25But you are a brave commander-in-chief.
05:27You are defending the entire fort alone.
05:29I am not alone.
05:30I have more companions with me.
05:33That means I am not even brave.
05:35Arrowsmen.
05:37Yes, sir.
05:39Wow.
05:41You are on our target right now.
05:44Go back with respect.
05:46Otherwise.
05:47Otherwise what?
05:48The flying arrows are coming towards you.
05:50Don't be mistaken.
05:52We know how to hold the flying arrows on our chest.
05:55Mr. Arun.
05:56Traditionally, the arrows were not fired on the arrows.
05:59The arrows were not fired on yourself.
06:03And this commander-in-chief
06:05is threatening us with arrows.
06:08When the arrows will be fired,
06:10you will know what we will do to your chest.
06:12Commander-in-chief.
06:13If we are hungry.
06:14Order me to drop the arrows.
06:16God, if we were not hungry.
06:18Yes, we are hungry.
06:19We ate food.
06:23If there is a brave man in your army,
06:25then stop the arrows and show us
06:27that it is flying.
06:28I swear on you,
06:30we are enjoying a lot.
06:33He is hungry.
06:34He is thirsty.
06:35I am hungry.
06:36This is my mission.
06:37Go and get the fruit on time.
06:41Yes, sir.
06:43Your Majesty,
06:44you should try to make peace once.
06:46You should make a deal with them.
06:48The path of peace
06:49passes through the jungles of arrows and swords.
06:52Oh.
06:53That means there will be slaughter first.
06:54There will be slaughter first.
06:56You also go
06:57and get the fruit on time.
06:59Shall I?
07:00No.
07:01No.
07:02You go.
07:03Yes.
07:04Yes.
07:05Yes.
07:11Hey.
07:12Hello.
07:13Get up.
07:14I want to show you an apple.
07:17Open it.
07:29Wow.
07:36He is throwing it.
07:37Wow.
07:38What a psychological warfare.
07:40Yes.
07:41Your Majesty,
07:42I would like to say something.
07:44What?
07:45We were supposed to cheat the bodies.
07:47You are cheating our souls.
08:00What happened to the king?
08:08What happened to you?
08:09Where did the apple go?
08:17Your Majesty,
08:18if you ask me what is in my heart,
08:20the fruit ball in this soldier's hand
08:22looks like Sulanama to me.
08:26Oh, God.
08:27Stop your nonsense.
08:29We will make peace
08:30with four bananas
08:31and half a kilo of grapes.
08:33Your Majesty,
08:34throwing his apple
08:35looks like Sulanama to me.
08:38Your Majesty,
08:39if I may say something.
08:40You may.
08:41The whole world
08:42is convinced of your bravery.
08:44I think
08:45it is not right
08:46to stop the food
08:47and water of women and children.
08:48You are absolutely right.
08:50And this is the duty
08:51of a good king.
08:53You are right.
08:55This is the sign
08:56of a good king.
08:58Tell him
09:00to send all his men
09:02out
09:03in their wigs.
09:04We will talk to them.
09:05We can never do that
09:07because there are more men
09:08and we have fewer wigs.
09:09Commander-in-chief,
09:10allow me to say something.
09:11After eating the apple
09:13of the enemy,
09:14I have gained a lot of energy.
09:16Your Majesty,
09:19if I may say something.
09:20You may.
09:22I think
09:23the enemy
09:24should be given
09:25another chance to make peace.
09:26You are absolutely right.
09:27You are not only my commander-in-chief
09:30but I consider you
09:31as my son.
09:33Go and give him a message.
09:35If he wants to
09:36negotiate with me,
09:38I am ready.
09:39Yes, Your Majesty.
09:42Your Majesty,
09:43we are giving you a chance
09:44to make peace.
09:45If you are ready
09:46to make fun of us,
09:47then come.
09:48Okay.
09:49Reach the gate of the fort.
09:51I have reached.
09:53Your Majesty,
09:54I think
09:55there will be peace.
09:56The war will end
09:57very soon.
09:59Haroon,
10:00this commander-in-chief
10:01is very smart.
10:02I think
10:03he will kill the emperor
10:04and become the emperor.
10:05I think
10:06the emperor
10:07will become the emperor
10:08in the same way.
10:09Yes.
10:10Absolutely.
10:11Commander-in-chief.
10:12Yes, Your Majesty.
10:13He has not reached
10:14the gate of the fort yet.
10:15Look carefully
10:16if this is the door
10:17of the bathroom.
10:18A soldier
10:20from our side
10:22will come
10:23if Queen Alia
10:24permits.
10:25That is why
10:26I want to talk to her.
10:27Did he kill Queen Alia
10:28and take control
10:30of the fort?
10:31Yes.
10:32This used to happen
10:33in wars.
10:34Attention.
10:35Attention.
10:37Attention.
10:39Queen Alia
10:41is entering
10:42the fort.
10:46Attention.
10:47Attention.
10:49Your Majesty,
10:50Your Majesty,
10:52Emperor Camelot
10:53and Lancelot
10:54are present here.
10:55Fall in.
11:03Yes, Your Majesty.
11:05What do you want to say,
11:06Queen Alia?
11:08We have come to know
11:09that you want to
11:10joke
11:11for peace.
11:13I don't want it.
11:15This is the proposal
11:16of your commander-in-chief.
11:18I want war.
11:20I think you don't know
11:21who I am.
11:22I belong to the
11:23Tygarian family.
11:24Oh, I see.
11:25She must be the
11:26Queen of Dragons.
11:27Okay.
11:28So, you must have dragons.
11:29I have dragons.
11:31Oh.
11:32And I think
11:33he doesn't know
11:34about this.
11:35Who is coming
11:36from your side
11:37to joke?
11:39Send your commander-in-chief.
11:41Bansa
11:42will come
11:43from our side.
11:45Bansa.
11:47Okay.
11:48I am also coming.
11:49Queen Alia,
11:50permission granted.
11:51I am your
11:52brave prisoner, Your Majesty.
11:53Your Majesty,
11:54if you look at
11:55the queen once,
11:56she can be
11:57very beautiful.
11:59Beauty can never
12:00defeat me.
12:01Oh.
12:02If you want to show me,
12:03show me the kingdom.
12:04And I request you
12:05not to try
12:06to be a fool
12:07in my war.
12:18The gate is very strong.
12:19The fort is shaking.
12:31What is wrong
12:32with the horse?
12:35The horse thinks
12:36that you have
12:37a lot of fruit.
12:38What is wrong
12:39with the horse?
13:08Only Bansas
13:09are in our tribe.
13:10Commander-in-chief,
13:12your horse
13:13is very down
13:14to earth.
13:16Queen Alia has
13:17a message for you.
13:18If you go back
13:19from here,
13:20she will give you
13:21the egg of the dragon.
13:22I will
13:23give you
13:24the flesh of
13:25the great emperor.
13:32Your Majesty,
13:33Queen Alia is saying
13:35that if you
13:36go back from here,
13:37Queen Alia
13:38will give you
13:39the egg of the dragon.
13:40Queen Alia
13:41will give you
13:42the egg of the dragon.
13:43The egg of the dragon.
13:50He is asking for the horse.
13:51I am sure
13:52I have eaten it.
13:56Hey, move.
13:58Move.
14:00I understood.
14:01I will not stop
14:02until I get
14:03a couple of bananas.
14:08Oh.
14:11Commander-in-chief,
14:12be present.
14:13Yes, Your Majesty.
14:23Commander-in-chief.
14:24Yes, Your Majesty.
14:25Queen Alia is saying
14:26that if you go back
14:27from here,
14:28she will give you
14:29the egg of the dragon.
14:31What is your opinion?
14:32Should we prepare
14:33to go back
14:34with the egg of the dragon?
14:36Your Majesty,
14:37even if we win
14:38this battle,
14:39we will get
14:40only one kingdom.
14:42If we take this egg,
14:43its value is
14:44equal to five kingdoms.
14:45And if
14:46we lose
14:47the battle
14:48and lose the egg,
14:49we will not even get
14:50that egg.
14:51And what will we do
14:52by occupying
14:53this useless kingdom?
14:54All right.
14:55As you suggest,
14:57we will take
14:58the egg of the dragon
14:59and prepare
15:00to go back.
15:02Queen Alia.
15:03Yes.
15:04You prepare
15:05the egg of the dragon.
15:07Bakha will come
15:08to collect the egg
15:09from us.
15:15Yes, Your Majesty.
15:16The slave is here.
15:18Take the egg of the dragon
15:19from Queen Alia
15:20and prepare
15:21to go back.
15:26His Majesty's order
15:27is to give the egg.
15:31If we get
15:32the egg of the dragon
15:33with us,
15:34we will drown.
15:36Your Majesty,
15:37come a little ahead
15:38of the canal.
15:39We will drown.
15:41Commander.
15:42Yes, Queen Alia.
15:43Bring the egg
15:44of the dragon
15:45from Madbakhsh.
15:46Bring the egg.
15:47Which egg?
15:48Which egg?
15:49Which egg?
15:50Which egg?
15:51Yes, there is an egg.
15:52There is an egg.
15:56Queen Alia.
15:57The egg is here.
15:58The egg looks
15:59very real.
16:00Yes.
16:01Commander.
16:03I don't want
16:04this egg to be given to them.
16:06It is better
16:07that they fight.
16:08As you wish, Queen Alia.
16:10Our lives
16:11are also here for you.
16:13Send them
16:14to fight.
16:16I am ready to fight.
16:18Rita will come
16:19to fight
16:21from our side.
16:22Rita.
16:26Yes, Your Majesty.
16:27Your Majesty,
16:28I will go.
16:29Let me go.
16:30You know
16:31I haven't gone
16:32to fight for a long time.
16:35Commander.
16:36Send me to fight.
16:38Rita looks
16:39very dangerous to me.
16:41Your sword
16:42is also very thirsty.
16:43It has been a long time.
16:45It has not tasted
16:46the taste of blood.
16:47Oh.
16:48Here comes
16:49Shaka
16:50without any fear.
16:51I am Rita,
16:52daughter of Alexander.
16:54Zoro or Zara,
16:55everyone was killed
16:56by my sword.
16:58Queen Alia.
16:59It is better
17:00that they fight.

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