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00:00Hello viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariyan.
00:21Friends, I read a research by Dr. Richard Davidson of Harvard University.
00:26He is a psychologist and he says that 76% of the people are suffering from depression
00:33because of some incident or problem in their life and they are not able to get out of it.
00:39There was an incident where they were not able to get out of it for the whole day.
00:43However, after that they did a lot of good work, met friends, went out, ate food, read books
00:49but they were not able to get out of it.
00:51Then he says that this happens to us many times.
00:54We read 3-5 pages of a book and we don't even realise what we have read in those 4-5 pages.
01:01We lose our senses. Why does this happen?
01:05The reason is that our mind is stuck somewhere else and we are not able to get out of it.
01:09Earlier, this used to happen less. Distractions were less.
01:13Actually, the problem is that you are not able to get out of it.
01:17It is a very strange result but the result is very beautiful.
01:20He says that kindness is disappearing in us.
01:23Kindness is disappearing.
01:26Why is kindness disappearing?
01:27This is a different topic.
01:28But why is my attention disappearing when kindness is disappearing?
01:33Why am I not able to focus on what I am reading?
01:35We are reading something else and thinking something else.
01:37A person is talking to us and we are thinking something else.
01:39How is this related to kindness?
01:41The relation is that all the things that are made in the world,
01:44whether it is our set or someone's house or your own house or someone's clothes,
01:49all those things are made with some thought so that they are appreciated.
01:54The nature that Allah has created,
01:57you see the scenes of it, they are made so that they are appreciated and seen.
02:02When we do not see them,
02:04we do not develop such morals that we see them,
02:08we realise that the person in front of us is beautiful,
02:12the bad things are in their place,
02:13but he is beautiful, he is good, there are good things in him.
02:17When we do not focus there, when kindness disappears,
02:20then our attention goes only towards those things that are negative.
02:24The whole wall will be clean,
02:26but we keep looking at a black spot and keep focusing on it.
02:30If we do not do it, if we bring kindness within us,
02:33and they write that if we bring kindness within us every day for three minutes,
02:37bring morals,
02:38if a person who is feeling bad at that time,
02:40if we pray for him in our heart,
02:42show kindness, he does not even know, but you pray,
02:46then it will make a difference in your life.
02:47Your concentration,
02:49its span,
02:50its power will increase.
02:52You can go ahead by increasing it.
02:54Come, let us start today's show with this message.
02:57We talked about the scenes of nature,
02:59so why not take you to a park and see what the situation is there.
03:03Do you know what the thing is?
03:05Oh man!
03:05I have thought that I have to increase my business.
03:09Of course, have you bought that ship or not?
03:12I have been trying for the last two hours.
03:14What?
03:15Then let us go to the bathroom together.
03:21Yes, I remembered this thing.
03:23Hmm.
03:23You know that gas is not coming these days.
03:25No, even yours is not coming.
03:30Okay, what did you remember from not getting gas?
03:32I am not getting gas, I remembered from bathing.
03:35Hmm.
03:36That I have got a brailer installed for bathing.
03:38I was asking for two crore rupees.
03:39Why did you get a brailer installed?
03:41You had to get a boiler installed, why did you get a brailer installed?
03:43I said, it is possible that I may not get a country name.
03:47Okay, so you have got such a big boiler installed in the house.
03:50I was asking for two crore rupees.
03:51I said, what is two crore rupees?
03:52Even these poor people will get their livelihood.
03:54Do you want to heat the sea there or what do you want to do?
03:57Okay, the first thing is that the person who installs a boiler of two crore rupees..
04:00Yes.
04:00You don't make him happy.
04:04Okay, I will pick up my bottle and keep my gold coin here.
04:08Gold coin?
04:08Yes.
04:10The coin had made four coins.
04:11Yes.
04:12And the four coins were gifted to me.
04:14What?
04:17Fatso, the one who installs a boiler of two crore rupees..
04:19..he knows that he doesn't have to play with nine irons or five irons.
04:22He has to hold the putter.
04:23Okay, if I have to hold the putter..
04:25..the one who has got a boiler of two crore rupees..
04:27Yes.
04:27..and you have to hold the same.
04:29Yes.
04:29What is the difference?
04:32I have so much money, I can play from here.
04:37Okay, I remembered.
04:38Oh, man! You have spoiled the food.
04:41What happened?
04:42Why did you remember at this time when I was about to putt?
04:45Oh, when you were about to putt?
04:50Sorry, man. You shouldn't have said that at this time.
04:54You were about to putt.
04:56I didn't believe that you would be able to see the ball under this stomach.
05:06Actually, when I start playing..
05:08Yes.
05:08..I put my stomach inside like this.
05:11How is it?
05:12Wow!
05:12Can you see it?
05:13No, I can't.
05:14Okay, man. Please.
05:15Yes.
05:15All of you, be quiet.
05:17Yes, I have started praying.
05:21But it's not that far.
05:25Then..
05:25Look, man.
05:27We will be quiet.
05:28Will you put my purse in this?
05:29Someone might steal it.
05:34Why do you keep your purse with you?
05:35You should have kept your wallet.
05:36I will keep it.
05:38Okay, you were building a house in the sea.
05:40Again the same thing.
05:41In the sea?
05:42You were building a house in the sea.
05:43What?
05:44Let him build a house in the sea.
05:45Okay. I already had a doubt that he is a city boy.
05:48Wow!
05:50Okay, the crocodile that you made for the party the day before yesterday..
05:55I made it only for you.
05:58I know that you like it a lot.
06:01Crocodile?
06:01Yes.
06:02And you are so blind.
06:05I think you are not making the target right.
06:12I have kept my coin and picked up my ball.
06:15Okay.
06:17Done.
06:19It's good that I had my coin with me.
06:21Pick it up.
06:21Yes.
06:23Who gave you the gold coins?
06:25Actually, it was Prince Charles.
06:28When he got coronation..
06:29Now it's King Charles.
06:30King Charles.
06:31I was there at that time.
06:33I was invited.
06:34Okay.
06:35Wow!
06:36You got a boiler worth Rs. 200 million.
06:38But the clubs are not complete.
06:40When did you buy this?
06:41At least 13-14 clubs are there.
06:43This is not complete.
06:44Actually, I built a house at night.
06:46So, the kids took something out of it.
06:48Is this a scooter?
06:49You built a house?
06:51I park it in the garage along with the car.
06:54Actually, Haroon, you know what?
06:56You have to walk a lot.
06:59This is very good for physical fitness.
07:01Can you see this?
07:02Yes, I can.
07:03This is useless.
07:04This is a slow walk.
07:06There is no use of it.
07:07There is a benefit of a brisk walk.
07:09That's why, in Lahore, Karachi..
07:12..and everywhere in the world..
07:14..there are lands of billions..
07:15..which they have covered for a few people.
07:18Sir, the thing is..
07:19..this increases brotherhood and friendship.
07:21This doesn't increase the relationship.
07:23This is networking.
07:24Big people make a nexus between them.
07:27They are great players.
07:29The best players are those..
07:31..who are cheap and poor.
07:33Especially, in football.
07:34Just like Ludo.
07:35What?
07:38You are from Asmanda.
07:39What is Asmanda?
07:40It's so much fun.
07:41I know only six.
07:42Irza, billions of liters of water..
07:44..is wasted every day.
07:45Because of Ludo?
07:46No.
07:48Of course.
07:49Not Ludo, because of golf.
07:50Because they water it, plant grass..
07:52..and cut down trees.
07:53So, Haroon, can't you plant fake grass for golf?
07:56No.
07:57On such a large scale..
07:58..you can't plant fake grass.
08:00They have a lot of tantrums.
08:02They have tantrums..
08:03..that there should be sands inside.
08:05There should be hurdles.
08:06There should be a lake of water.
08:07Along with the lake..
08:08..there should be big grass.
08:09There should be small grass.
08:11There should be grass..
08:12..that is right next to it.
08:13There should be tree lines.
08:14There should be tree lines.
08:15There should be trees.
08:16We should have fun.
08:17If you look at the satellite image..
08:19..there are big places in cities..
08:21..where there should be trees.
08:23There are golf courses there.
08:24And the golf courses..
08:25..are kept so expensive..
08:28..that in a city like Lahore..
08:30..there is a membership of Rs. 40 lakhs.
08:33Oh, God!
08:34So, can't a common man..
08:35..go near it?
08:37Please.
08:38It's a very nice location.
08:39Sir, sit there.
08:40Follow him.
08:41Hello.
08:42You shook me.
08:43Hey.
08:44What?
08:45Shut up.
08:46You hit me.
08:47What is your problem?
08:48I will hit you.
08:49Sir, I have come here to shoot.
08:50You have come here to shoot.
08:51Do you know whom you are talking to?
08:52Sir, who are you?
08:53You don't know me.
08:54You are very famous.
08:58You shook my ball from here to there.
09:01You have no manners.
09:02Sir, you can play there.
09:03There is no problem.
09:04Hey, I just saw.
09:05Bride is on the floor.
09:06Sir, you know what?
09:07It's my daily bread.
09:08Your daily bread.
09:09I understood.
09:10You have come to ask for it.
09:11Sir, why would I ask for it?
09:12You are not a rich man.
09:13You are someone else's.
09:14What is this?
09:15What is this?
09:16What is this?
09:18Uncle.
09:19Yes.
09:20I am married.
09:21Okay.
09:22Uncle.
09:23I am married.
09:24Okay.
09:25I am sorry.
09:28Please move your neck a little bit.
09:34Uncle, hold this.
09:35Yes.
09:36Okay.
09:37I will tell you.
09:38Okay, wife.
09:39Do one thing.
09:40Move your face a little bit.
09:41Don't touch me.
09:42I am feeling bad.
09:43Is your hand feeling bad?
09:44No.
09:45The groom is feeling bad.
09:46Move a little bit.
09:47A little bit.
09:48Uncle.
09:49Uncle, move a little bit.
09:50Why are you coming in the picture?
09:51Why are you coming in someone's family?
09:52Whom are you talking to?
09:53I am talking to you.
09:54I am a family member.
09:55He has given me luggage.
09:56Now listen to me.
09:57You have not come to shoot the groom.
09:58He has to pay the money for whom you have come.
09:59For me, Sabdar is also a groom.
10:00No.
10:01If Sharmad is a groom for you,
10:02then why did you marry Brij?
10:03Sir, I am Sharmad.
10:04Are you Sharmad?
10:05Yes.
10:06Sir, don't make fun of me.
10:07You are giving interviews
10:08to these small channels.
10:09If a person from a digital channel comes,
10:10he will come and ask
10:11how did you like this face?
10:12Sir, I am Sharmad.
10:13I am Sharmad.
10:14I am Sharmad.
10:15I am Sharmad.
10:21I have not seen you since childhood.
10:22Whatever you did there,
10:23I will marry you.
10:26Let the photo shoot of the groom take place.
10:27Sir, ready?
10:28Why do you say groom?
10:29Sir, you come here.
10:30What is your profession?
10:31Come here.
10:32Ready?
10:33Ready?
10:34You?
10:35Why does he come in between?
10:36Today is a wedding shoot.
10:37Not an elephant.
10:38Please sit.
10:39Now see my work.
10:40The thing about giving money
10:41to the photographers,
10:42you have to see those pictures
10:43for your entire life.
10:44That is a memory.
10:45That is a memory.
10:46That is a memory.
10:47That is a memory.
10:48That is a memory.
10:49That is a memory.
10:51That creates forever memories for you.
10:53That creates forever memories for you.
10:54If you give him money,
10:55If you give him money,
10:56the money you have invested
10:57the money you have invested
10:58in the marriage,
10:59the flowers,
11:00the stage,
11:01in food,
11:02all will be fulfilled through that.
11:03All will be fulfilled through that.
11:04But nowadays,
11:05there is a problem in photography.
11:06What?
11:07They have made it so robotic
11:08that they see this side
11:09they smile,
11:10That should not happen.
11:11All the pictures will be seen.
11:12That should not happen.
11:13Okay, that is a very strange thing.
11:14Okay, that is a very strange thing.
11:15All the couples look each other
11:16for that there is no problem
11:17but when they look at each other
11:18but when they look at each other
11:20It looks very awkward.
11:22It's a candid picture. Pictures should always be candid.
11:24Do you know why it looks awkward?
11:26Because a third person must be watching at that time.
11:30I want to make a picture where I am falling and he is holding me.
11:33No, no, no. This looks bad.
11:36Mahilma, don't do it. You are just losing your hand.
11:38It's a wedding. I am not getting married.
11:40You hold his hand.
11:41Don't do it because I can smell it from here.
11:44Ready? Smile, please.
11:46Sir, you? Where are you?
11:49No, Mahilma, don't do it.
11:51You are losing your hand. Just your hand.
11:52You keep this here.
11:56Samaji, ready?
11:57A little more face. A little more here.
11:59A little more to the right. One minute, one minute.
12:01Pull it.
12:02No, no. You pull it a little more.
12:06Okay.
12:07Oh, wow!
12:09He has pulled it too much.
12:11No, no, no. Don't fall.
12:12Okay, you want your picture to look very good.
12:14Yes.
12:15Then you don't hold his hand, you hold his necklace.
12:18Sir, you sit down.
12:20You come here. This view is very good.
12:22Come here and take the view.
12:24She fell down.
12:26By the way, should I give you an idea of a very good photo shoot?
12:29Yes.
12:29Ask Sharmad to take you around.
12:32Sharmad.
12:32Yes.
12:33Should I slap him?
12:36Sharmad, a little more here.
12:39And a little more.
12:40Come out, come out.
12:41Come out.
12:42And that's it.
12:46He has pulled it.
12:47And this.
12:54This is how he does it in Korean.
12:56Okay, please.
12:57Don't take a T from here.
13:00Brother, put this behind your hand.
13:02Sir, look what he has done to your golf course.
13:05Oh, sir.
13:06Okay.
13:07I have got a good one, right?
13:12I will click some pictures of his solo.
13:13It's important.
13:14And you don't worry.
13:15I will make the rest of his solo.
13:18Where have I gone?
13:20Come here.
13:20Okay.
13:21Behind.
13:22One picture like this.
13:23Sit, Sharmad. Come here.
13:24Sir, please.
13:25Sit here.
13:26It's very good.
13:27It's coming out very well.
13:28It will be better than before.
13:29Yes, yes.
13:29You sit down.
13:30Sit down.
13:32Keep your hand here.
13:33You come here a little.
13:35Should I keep my hand there?
13:37No, no.
13:37Put your hand a little here.
13:39You come here a little.
13:41Smile, please.
13:43No, no. Not you.
13:45Saba, you.
13:46Saba, I am in the middle of a wedding.
13:49Look, I am with the bride.
13:51You are just losing your hand.
13:53I am losing my hand.
13:54My Lakhar bhai..
13:55He is saying that I am with the bride.
13:56I am with the groom.
13:57Okay.
13:59I am not losing my hand. I am with the groom.
14:01I will slap you.
14:04I am not slapping you, groom.
14:07Sarbhaj.
14:07I think you have stolen this necklace from somewhere.
14:11Who is this sir who knows how to steal?
14:16Sir, what do you have in your hand?
14:18Sir.
14:18Handkerchief.
14:19Use this.
14:20Keep it here.
14:21Keep it on your face.
14:22He will do it then.
14:23Don't hit his nose.
14:25No, no.
14:26Sir, like this.
14:27Not like this, sir.
14:28Sarbhaj.
14:28I am getting it set.
14:29Who pays you?
14:31Sir, look.
14:31Yes.
14:32I will give you.
14:32Do this.
14:34And..
14:35Like this.
14:39This.
14:41Smile, please.
14:42And smile from inside.
14:45I am talking to Sarbhaj.
14:46How can you smile from inside such a big necklace?
14:50Are you mad?
14:51You will like it.
14:54Sarbhaj.
14:54I can't even smile properly.
14:58You will get a smile.
15:00Do this.
15:00I think the groom has bought the right things.
15:04Yes.
15:04He is being naughty.
15:06He is being naughty.
15:07Yes, this.
15:07This.
15:08Remove your shoes.
15:10Hit him.
15:10He is being naughty.
15:12What kind of mischief is this?
15:14You start with the shoes.
15:16On the first day, what kind of shoes should I give him?
15:22He is being naughty.
15:23Sir, this happens on the wedding day.
15:25Not on the wedding day.
15:26On the first day.
15:29He has been married for a year.
15:31Sir, today is the third day with you.
15:33We know the third day.
15:35On the first day..
15:39Cool down.
15:40Cool down.
15:40Give me ice.
15:42Give me ice.
15:45Give me happiness.
15:47Make pictures. I will remember it.
15:49Sir, come.
15:50Please.
15:50Cool down.
15:51See.
15:52You are also a girl.
15:55It's the turn of the handkerchief.
15:56It's the turn of the handkerchief.
15:57Leave it. Sit down.
15:58Handkerchief.
15:59Show me where my hand is.
16:01Show me the handkerchief.
16:02Look at this, sir.
16:03Look at this.
16:05Can you see the face in this?
16:06Where is the handkerchief?
16:07It's here.
16:09Sarbhaj, there will be editing.
16:11He has taken a picture of a chroma key.
16:18Sir, your handkerchief will come.
16:19Your face is not visible.
16:20Your picture is visible on it.
16:22Why will my handkerchief come on the wedding day?
16:25How much will the handkerchief cost?
16:26Sir, cool down.
16:27Cool down, sir. Cool down.
16:28Cool down.
16:29Please.
16:29Don't do this with the photographer.
16:31Smile, Sarbhaj.
16:32Don't you know how to smile?
16:34Sarbhaj, turn your face this way.
16:36Sarbhaj, look at me.
16:38Lift your hand a little.
16:39Why should I look at you?
16:42This is what photographers say, sir.
16:44Look at the camera.
16:45Come on, look at the camera.
16:46Don't look at me.
16:47Cool down.
16:49Sarbhaj, look at Sarbhaj.
16:52Sarbhaj, look at that side.
16:54The bride is here.
16:57This is what I want.
16:59Put your hand on my shoulder.
17:00No, no, no.
17:03You put your hand down.
17:04Your hand is looking very bad.
17:07You are smiling a lot.
17:11You are smiling a lot.
17:18Okay, it's done.
17:19Change the scene a little.
17:21Karan, look at Sarbhaj.
17:23Sarbhaj, lift your hand a little.
17:25Will you lift your hand?
17:26Give me the other hand.
17:26I will give you the other hand on the first day itself.
17:29Sarbhaj, lift your hand on this.
17:34Give me the other hand first.
17:35Why are you giving me the other hand?
17:37Why don't you listen to me?
17:38Sir, I will give you the other hand on the first day.
17:42You are not in the camera.
17:43No, he is saying that.
17:44Lift it like this.
17:46No, you stand here.
17:47Listen to me a little.
17:49You stand here.
17:50Sarbhaj, lift your hand a little.
17:51No, not this one.
17:52You have to lift this hand.
17:54Give me the other hand.
17:56Okay, one minute.
17:57Lift this.
17:58No, no, lift your hand.
17:59No, this side.
18:01Yes, this one.
18:02Oh, come on.
18:05What is this?
18:07What is this?
18:08Why?
18:08Do you know what this means?
18:10This means a picture.
18:12No, not a picture.
18:13This means that your face will come out of this.
18:20And you will get a big picture.
18:22Do you know..
18:23He is saying that you will get a big picture.
18:25Do you know that when the rays of the sun will fall on your face
18:29you will get such a nice picture.
18:30This is it.
18:31This is it.
18:32He is saying that you will get a big picture.
18:34This is good.
18:37Oh, come on.
18:38He is saying that you will get a big picture.
18:40He is saying that you will get a big picture.
18:42This.
18:43This.
18:47Sharma, hold her hand.
18:48He is saying that you will get a big picture.
18:50Like this.
18:51And look at her lovingly.
18:53Come here.
18:54Look at me.
18:55Hold her hand like this.
18:57Look, your bride is holding her hand.
18:59No, you let her go.
19:01Let her go too.
19:03Hold the camera.
19:05I will tell you.
19:05Hold the camera.
19:07Go there.
19:08Hold the camera.
19:09No, let her go.
19:10She can't do anything.
19:17Come here.
19:18A little bit.
19:18Come here.
19:19Like this.
19:20Look at this.
19:21Like this.
19:22Oh.
19:24I will open it and you can hold the camera.
19:27You keep shooting.
19:27I will cut it here and bring it to you.
19:29I will disappear.
19:32Come on.
19:33Okay.
19:34Smile.
19:34Look at this.
19:36This.
19:39Okay.
19:40One minute.
19:41Come here.
19:43Now smile.
19:43This.
19:44Now make this big and tell her that you are married.
19:50This.
19:51This.
19:52This.
19:55Okay.
19:56I will send you this album.
20:04Viewers, this is a small break.
20:06We will meet after the break.
20:08I have got 250 guests from the village.
20:10It was fun.
20:10He left me and got in the way of the guests.
20:14After that, I had a friend's wedding.
20:16So we had to cross the canal road.
20:19He said that we won't go to the canal.
20:20Why?
20:21I don't know.
20:21Do you know that the water in the canal is cold?
20:25Don't you know that it's winter?
20:38Be careful.
20:39Be careful.
20:43Be careful.
20:44Be careful.
20:45Be careful.
20:46Be careful.
20:49Welcome back, viewers.
20:50We have another married couple with us in the break.
20:54The woman is very upset and wants to leave her husband.
20:58Let's convince her not to do so.
21:00Greetings.
21:01Greetings.
21:02What do you mean by greetings?
21:04Has anyone ever cheated you?
21:06Cheating?
21:07Have you ever been cheated?
21:08I have been cheated.
21:09Ma'am, you don't get cheated.
21:11You get cheated.
21:13Okay.
21:14I used to get cheated.
21:15But now I have been cheated.
21:17How?
21:17What can I say? Very good.
21:19Tell me what happened?
21:21Nothing will happen to me.
21:22Nothing will happen to you?
21:23This style?
21:25This style?
21:26Nothing will happen to you?
21:27What kind of style is this?
21:29I am not upset.
21:30I am not upset.
21:31I am not upset.
21:35Tell me the truth. What happened?
21:39Mr. Haroon, let me tell you that I am not going to live with this man.
21:42Okay. We will decide that.
21:44We will give you our advice.
21:45I have decided.
21:46Okay. No problem.
21:46You can spit on me if you want.
21:48No problem.
21:49You can spit on all the places.
21:51Ma'am, if you had decided, then why did you come here?
21:55So that I can tell all my sisters to test me.
21:59How can you test a relationship?
22:01You have to test the relationship first.
22:03What can I say?
22:05He is from a rich family.
22:07I have seen him in English movies.
22:09He has also got a motorcycle.
22:10He has also got a motorcycle.
22:12Let me tell you.
22:14He came to my house with his family.
22:16And we found out that he is..
22:17I came with the dacoits.
22:18I didn't come with my family.
22:20What is this?
22:21But all of us are dacoits.
22:24Mr. Agha, I know you.
22:25I am a big fan of yours.
22:26Let him go.
22:27I don't want you to ruin your house because of me.
22:33We were told that he has a lot of business.
22:36Is it?
22:36He has done his BA.
22:38Is it?
22:38He is called Rane.
22:39Is it?
22:40Apart from that, he has a lot of money.
22:42He has a big bungalow.
22:43He has done his graduation.
22:44He has a bungalow, a business, money and Rane as well.
22:47So what happened? What is the problem?
22:49They are dacoits.
22:51Oh, okay.
22:52I am not educated.
22:54I know everything.
22:55Gama BA, BA, BA.
22:56He has done his BA.
22:58But he is a dacoit.
22:59He is not a dacoit.
23:00He is a sick person.
23:01He is a human being.
23:02We are dacoits.
23:04I don't know you.
23:06I have dacoits in my hands.
23:07You have dacoits in your hands.
23:13How did you know that he is a dacoit?
23:15First of all, there was a discovery.
23:16When he lifted my veil, he said that he is crazy.
23:22Then he said that he has a lot of money.
23:24I don't know what this is.
23:26He said that he has a lot of money.
23:27He said that he has a lot of money.
23:31You are crazy.
23:32He has a lot of money.
23:35I said, it's okay. He is just praying.
23:36I said, amen.
23:38But after that, things changed day by day.
23:41I said that we don't want to go abroad.
23:44Pakistan is so beautiful.
23:45Let's go to Mali for honeymoon.
23:47What is the use of going to Mali?
23:48You will get stuck in traffic.
23:49You will have to look around.
23:50Then where did he go?
23:52He went to the fair.
23:54He went to meet his 250 in-laws.
23:55He had fun.
23:56He left me and came to meet his in-laws.
24:00After that, it was my friend's wedding.
24:02He had to cross the canal road.
24:04He said that he won't go to Nairo Nair.
24:06Why?
24:07I don't know.
24:07Do you know that a car is cold water?
24:11Don't you know that the winter is very cold?
24:18Do one thing.
24:18Do not get a divorce.
24:19I will keep it in the wardrobe.
24:21I will keep it at home for two hours.
24:22Ghoomij.
24:24Anyway, we've reached the wedding.
24:25There was a music night going on.
24:28The one who plays the tabla, what's it called?
24:29It's called Mawali.
24:30Is this goon talking about Mawali?
24:32Mawali night is popular these days.
24:34I don't know where Mawali is.
24:37I don't know where Mangar is.
24:38You're right, Manu.
24:39She's also from a beauty parlour.
24:41She's a tadanna.
24:44Okay, let's do something about this.
24:48Don't be shy, dear.
24:50She's from today.
24:53My father is a big businessman.
24:55He asked me to send him to the office
24:57to meet his team.
24:58He's gone.
24:59He's asked me not to disturb them.
25:01Sir, he didn't want to go.
25:03He wants to go to his father's office
25:05and sing Desaanda Raja.
25:07I didn't want to disturb them.
25:08I just wanted to go.
25:11Okay, I get it.
25:12I wanted to meet them.
25:13What's the time for Rania?
25:14We had to go to a wedding.
25:15We said we'd reach there at 7.
25:17He said, no, the time for the langar is 9.30.
25:20Sir, I was humiliated at my own wedding.
25:22Everyone was saluting me.
25:24He said, it's okay.
25:26Once, I was ready and went out.
25:28He said, God bless you.
25:31I said, what?
25:32Then?
25:33I said, yes, let's go.
25:36The biggest problem is that I'm scared of curses.
25:40What is it?
25:41I'm scared of curses, Haroon.
25:42So?
25:43He doesn't fight with me when he's angry.
25:45He doesn't argue with me.
25:46He curses me.
25:46He curses me.
25:49He always gets what he doesn't want.
25:52Who are you?
25:54We're Rani.
25:55We're Rani too.
25:56We're the real ones.
25:57We're from Taiwan.
26:00Listen to me.
26:01You lied.
26:02Their problem is a lie.
26:04He's right.
26:04Their problem is not your beard.
26:06You don't like music.
26:07Not at all.
26:08Do you like any song by Noor Jehan?
26:11There's this song.
26:12The chain has been broken.
26:18Everyone is leaving.
26:24Tell me, sister.
26:25Is there anyone like that?
26:25Sister, you're my sister.
26:28Wow.
26:30I understood.
26:31You tell me, in which Rani's voice..
26:33The chain has been broken.
26:37It's not like that.
26:39Listen to the next line.
26:42Otherwise, I would've died.
26:48I would've come and gone.
26:52Wow.
26:52She's very good.
26:53Sister, you did this.
26:55You should've told him to cut the chain.
26:59You both are very good.
27:00I understood.
27:02You both came here to show your talent.
27:04You don't have any other problem.
27:05I think Kukri must've cursed you.
27:09Anyway, he's here and the audience is here.
27:12I've made a request to Dr. Tahir Shaheer.
27:17He tells us poetry about fun and games.
27:21But he writes something that's so amazing..
27:25..that I feel he should read it.
27:27Seriously?
27:28Seriously.
27:29Wow.
27:30What does it say?
27:30It's such an amazing and serious poetry..
27:32..which has everyday things and touches your heart.
27:35Wow.
27:35So, I requested him to tell us something..
27:38..that's serious and we can enjoy it.
27:42So, Dr. Shaheer, please read it for us.
27:44The world is full of colourful things.
27:49Wow.
27:49The world is full of colourful things.
27:52Wow.
27:53The world is full of colourful things.
27:57Look at the sky where the sky is full of colours.
28:00Wow.
28:01Look at the sky where the sky is full of colours.
28:04If I stay quiet, they won't let me stay with them.
28:07Wow.
28:08If I stay quiet, they won't let me stay with them.
28:13If I speak, my family gets divided.
28:16Wow.
28:17Very nice.
28:18Very nice.
28:20Remove the medicine and make it sit in front of me.
28:24Wow.
28:25Remove the medicine and make it sit in front of me..
28:30..so that I can concentrate on it.
28:32Wow.
28:34For some, the feelings are divided.
28:38For some, the world is divided.
28:41Wow.
28:42And all the abuses that I have learnt, I have learnt them here.
28:45What?
28:46And all the abuses that I have learnt, I have learnt them here.
28:48In your city, there is so much knowledge.
28:50Wow.
28:52These parents are a symbol of unity.
28:55As soon as they leave, the house is divided.
28:58Wow.
29:00Wow, madam.
29:01Very nice, doctor.
29:02Wow.
29:03It was fun.
29:05Viewers, you take a short break.
29:07Don't go anywhere. We will meet you after the break.
29:09Irza is standing there and saying, I want to see monkeys.
29:12And I say, you are standing outside.
29:14They are coming to see you.
29:17Very nice.
29:20Aren't you ashamed?
29:21How can a daughter talk to her sister?
29:24Wow.
29:25A daughter is standing in front of her father.
29:30Wow.
29:39Welcome back, viewers.
29:40Now, we are going to play a very amazing round.
29:43In this, Agha, Salim and Goga's team will play Buzzer Round.
29:51First of all, those people who want to play with Agha Majid's team.
29:56Please put your hands up.
29:57Who all want to play?
29:58Come on.
30:00Wow.
30:04Greetings.
30:06Greetings.
30:07What's your name?
30:08Ghulam Zakaria.
30:09That's a lovely name. What do you do?
30:11I do BSIT.
30:12Now I would like to see Salim Al-Baila's team.
30:18You come uncle. I think you fixed your arm.
30:22Wow.
30:26Greetings.
30:27What's your name?
30:28Munawar Mushtaq.
30:29Munawar Mushtaq.
30:30Wow.
30:31What does Munawar do?
30:32I have a personal business in Abu Dhabi.
30:34That's why I called you.
30:35It's personal.
30:36Okay.
30:37It's personal.
30:38It's personal.
30:39It's a personal business.
30:40Because we have a public business.
30:41Okay.
30:42Real estate.
30:43I don't have a job.
30:44I am independent.
30:45I am self-employed.
30:46Good.
30:47Wow.
30:48Very good.
30:49Very good.
30:50Okay.
30:51Now I would like to see those who have their noses closed
30:53and want to play in Goga's team.
30:55Yes.
30:56Those who have their noses closed, come.
30:59Come.
31:00Very good.
31:04Greetings.
31:05Greetings.
31:06What's your name?
31:07My name is Majid.
31:08Okay.
31:09Majid, what do you do?
31:10I do software engineering.
31:11Are you ready?
31:12Yes.
31:13What is it that you have never seen before
31:16but you believe in it?
31:20Yes.
31:21Air.
31:22Air?
31:23Okay.
31:24I have never seen it before but whatever you say, I believe.
31:26It's true.
31:27Air is flowing.
31:28Then you should have believed in air.
31:29Air says, come here.
31:30You would have left.
31:31When someone talks about air, I believe.
31:32Brother, no.
31:33Look, he is right.
31:34You don't believe in air, do you?
31:36That wherever air says, you should go.
31:38You are not a shepherd.
31:40So, that's why the answer was wrong.
31:42Now, Mr. Agha, you and Goga.
31:44Only your team will play.
31:45Yes.
31:46You can consult me.
31:47He is...
31:48You are not letting us lift from Abu Dhabi.
31:52Okay.
31:53If I say yes, you have to play.
31:54If I say no, you don't have to play.
31:55Yes.
31:56Yes.
31:57Wow!
31:58He is out of his mind.
32:00One minute, sir.
32:01One minute.
32:02The person who doesn't have a sportsman's spirit
32:04has no right to play this game.
32:07You are here to win.
32:08You win, right?
32:09No.
32:10No.
32:15What kind of dance is this?
32:16Bring the flour.
32:20Bring the flour, my children.
32:21I am not a monkey.
32:24I am not a monkey.
32:25I am King Kong.
32:31I am still alive.
32:34I am not a rooster.
32:38I can still fly.
32:43He is so funny.
32:45I went to the zoo that day.
32:46No one was asking them.
32:48They were so thin.
32:49They were so thin.
32:50Hippopotamus.
32:52I went to the zoo that day.
32:53Yes.
32:54Irda was standing there.
32:55She said, I want to see monkeys.
32:57I said, you are standing outside.
32:58They are here to see you.
33:01Very good.
33:05Don't you feel ashamed?
33:06How can a girl talk to her brother?
33:08Yes.
33:09How can a girl talk to her brother?
33:16No, I am still alive.
33:20You and Goga will play Yes-No.
33:22Yes-No.
33:23Yes.
33:24No.
33:27You played it.
33:28You played it.
33:29Yes, Goga.
33:30It's a matter of heart.
33:31It's a matter of heart.
33:36What is the place where you don't keep money but take it out?
33:41Yes.
33:43ATM.
33:44ATM.
33:46Okay.
33:47Wow.
33:48What a great teacher.
33:50Now I will ask a riddle.
33:51Which is only for Mr. Agha.
33:53Mr. Agha.
33:54No one else has the answer.
33:56This is the first riddle.
33:58No, it's so good.
33:59No, it's the first riddle.
34:02If someone spins his wheel,
34:05he will move his beak.
34:08Yes, Goga.
34:09First.
34:12Donkey car.
34:13No.
34:14Donkey car?
34:17It is placed behind the parrot.
34:20Mr. Agha and Mr. Salim,
34:21you both will play Yes-No.
34:23You have to play it when I say Yes.
34:26You have to not play it if I say No.
34:28Okay, Yes.
34:29You played first.
34:31It is bad.
34:33It is very bad.
34:36Hey, he is moving.
34:40Sewing machine.
34:42Great.
34:44Okay, let me ask you another easy question.
34:47Name something that you can open and close without touching it.
34:53Yes.
34:54Tell us.
34:56He said, tell us.
34:59Eyes.
35:00That's it.
35:01Yes.
35:02Very good.
35:03Who said, tell us?
35:05Mr. Agha, I have seen it with my own eyes.
35:08The cheater has to dare.
35:10Whoever has won, has to dare.
35:12Come, Firza.
35:13Come, go now.
35:14He said it.
35:15I swear, it didn't happen.
35:18He said, it's not worth it.
35:19It's a must-dare, Agha.
35:21It's a must-dare, Agha.
35:23Aakash, come forward for a dare.
35:25I didn't do it at the party.
35:26Show us the dare.
35:27Okay, the dare is sitting right here.
35:29No, it's here.
35:31No, it's here.
35:32The dare is here.
35:33Come forward.
35:34Come forward.
35:35Okay, do you know, you will be punished.
35:37Why?
35:37That poor man's dare.
35:40Okay, tell me something.
35:41The dare is sitting right here.
35:43It's very decent.
35:45It looks like a machine is working outside.
35:48I will prove it right now.
35:50Tell me, is it a machine?
35:51No, it's a very good dare.
35:52Look at this.
35:53Look at this.
35:55Yes, one moment.
35:56He is coming.
35:56He is coming.
35:57Come, come.
35:58We will make him a liar today.
35:59Yes, come.
36:00This is woman power.
36:02Look at me.
36:03Now, you have to tell me honestly.
36:05Does a woman's dressing look like that of a street girl?
36:12Oh, God.
36:14Look at him.
36:16He is a real man.
36:17Yes.
36:18Come, come.
36:19I will show you.
36:22Okay, your dare is that you have to sing the song,
36:27Tunak Tunak Tun, and you have to answer the cell
36:30with the old radio.
36:33Okay.
36:34Start.
36:35Tunak Tunak Tun, Tunak Tunak Tun, Tunak Tunak Tun,
36:37Ta Na Na.
36:38Tunak Tunak Tun, Tunak Tunak Tun, Tunak Tunak Tun,
36:41Tunak Tunak Tun, Tunak Tunak Tun, Tunak Tunak Tun,
36:44Tunak Tunak Tun, Tunak Tunak Tun, Tunak Tunak Tun,
36:46Tunak Tunak Tun, Tunak Tunak Tun, Tunak Tunak Tun,
36:49Tunak Tunak Tun, Tunak Tunak Tun, Tunak Tunak Tun,
36:51Tunak Tunak Tun, Tunak Tunak Tun, Tunak Tunak Tun,
36:53Tunak Tunak Tun, Tunak Tunak Tun, Tunak Tunak Tun,
36:55Tunak Tunak Tun, Tunak Tunak Tun, Tunak Tunak Tun,
36:57Tunak Tunak Tun, Tunak Tunak Tun, Tunak Tunak Tun,
36:59Tunak Tunak Tun, Tunak Tunak Tun, Tunak Tunak Tun,
37:01Tunak Tunak Tun, Tunak Tunak Tun, Tunak Tunak Tun,
37:03Tunak Tunak Tun, Tunak Tunak Tun, Tunak Tunak Tun,
37:06Yes?
37:08The second number.
37:09How?
37:10No, no, the first one is already crossed.
37:11The first one is already crossed.
37:13That's it.
37:15I think Manohar has won this round.
37:20Give Manohar a gift.
37:22Wait a minute. I'll give you a gift later.
37:24Come, I'll give you a ride.
37:28No, he's my old friend. He respected me a lot.
37:30He didn't say anything in front of me.
37:36We'll take a short break. We'll meet again after the break.
37:39Sir, I had a fight once.
37:41Okay.
37:42A man took out his sword and said, I'll cut your head off.
37:43Then he said, no, you'll have to take a break.
37:47I had a fight and he said, I'll cut your head off.
37:49Okay.
37:50He threw my moustache away.
37:54I said, okay.
37:56Now I'll give him a beating.
37:58Mr. Agha was jumping and he didn't even see the egg.
38:01He was left with a broken head.
38:03Welcome back, viewers.
38:04Yes, Irza Khan.
38:06Mr. Haroon, I think the audience will be very upset today.
38:11Is that so? When you were standing in the corner
38:13and thinking something, you were thinking the same thing?
38:14Yes, I was thinking the same thing.
38:15Let's watch the IMV.
38:17Greetings.
38:18Greetings, sir.
38:19Mr. Haroon, I want to congratulate the entire team.
38:23Thank you, sir.
38:24Your program has been a success.
38:27Thank you, sir.
38:28Thank you, sir.
38:30Thank you, sir.
38:31I have seen your program all over the world.
38:35Thank you, sir. Thank you very much.
38:36And they enjoy it a lot.
38:38Thank you very much, sir.
38:39And my grandson is five years old.
38:41Is that so?
38:42And he watches it with interest and he says to him,
38:45Grandpa, wish him all the best.
38:48Oh, wow.
38:49Wow.
38:50Cute.
38:51What is your grandson's name?
38:53Siddique Hassan.
38:54Siddique Hassan, one kiss.
38:57Here.
38:58One kiss.
38:59Here.
39:00Thank you very much.
39:01Thank you, sir. Thank you very much.
39:02Thank you very much.
39:03Sir, this is our child-friendly show.
39:06You could have brought him along.
39:07Of course. Of course.
39:08Kids come to our show.
39:09In fact, he was insisting,
39:11Grandpa, why don't you take me along?
39:13I said, it's not allowed for kids.
39:15He has two segments.
39:16Tear them apart.
39:21Sir, we have an invitation for Siddique Hassan.
39:24That he should come.
39:25Thank you. Thank you very much.
39:26God willing, he will come.
39:27When did all the kids come?
39:29Mr. Agha is sitting here.
39:32Mr. Agha has such a small neck.
39:34He has a perfect neck.
39:35Why did you remove it?
39:37A perfect man has a perfect neck.
39:40When I saw him from a distance,
39:41the eggs were boiling.
39:43When I saw him up close,
39:45Agha Majid was jumping.
39:48Mr. Agha had a fight once.
39:50Okay.
39:51A man took out a sword and said,
39:52I will cut you into pieces.
39:53Then he said, no, I will have to break you.
39:56I had a fight. He said, I will break you into pieces.
39:59Okay.
39:59That rascal threw his hand on my moustache.
40:03He said, okay.
40:05Now I will give you that piece.
40:08Mr. Agha was jumping.
40:09When he saw the eggs, all the kids ran away.
40:13Sir, I am surprised at Irza.
40:15He saw the eggs boiling from a distance.
40:17Why did he go up close?
40:18I went to eat an egg.
40:20It's winter.
40:21She thought it was a chicken or a dinosaur.
40:23Okay.
40:23I had..
40:26Yes, brother.
40:27Greetings.
40:27Greetings.
40:28My name is Musawar Mushtaq.
40:30I am from Lisbon, Portugal.
40:32Wow.
40:33First of all, I would like to thank you
40:37and my family.
40:40You entertain us a lot.
40:42Thank you, sir.
40:42You entertained many overseas and Pakistani people
40:46during their difficult times.
40:49Sir, thank you.
40:50I have a small complaint against Ms. Irza.
40:52Why?
40:53Yes.
40:54I emailed her..
40:55Sorry, before you say anything to Irza Khan,
40:58you have to go through my dead body.
41:00Oh, my God.
41:01Don't go.
41:01Don't go.
41:02Go through it.
41:03I can go through it.
41:07I emailed her to know the meaning of her name.
41:12I took her email from her Instagram.
41:14By the grace of God, I have a daughter.
41:18She is four months old.
41:19So, it was a unique name for me.
41:22And for my wife, we had decided this name
41:26five months before.
41:28But we didn't have an authentic source
41:32to know the meaning of this name.
41:34So, we searched a lot.
41:37We thought of contacting you directly.
41:39But unfortunately..
41:40You didn't get a reply?
41:41No.
41:41If you had got a reply, even she wouldn't have known the meaning of the name.
41:45First of all, apologies.
41:47Because there are many queries.
41:49So, he must have been left behind.
41:51I didn't get a reply.
41:52I emailed you on May 8th.
41:53It's okay.
41:54By the grace of God, Irza..
41:55Brother, you have gone too far.
41:57How can you contact a smart person there?
41:59Okay, he..
42:00You are not present there, sir.
42:02No, he said smart, not stupid.
42:06So, tell us the meaning of the name now.
42:07Sure, I will tell you.
42:08First of all, people write it in different ways in Urdu.
42:12Alif, Re, Zuag, Chotiye and Khadi Zabar.
42:15Irza.
42:16And it means to be content.
42:18Yes, absolutely.
42:19Approval.
42:19So, have you named your daughter?
42:21Yes, by the grace of God.
42:22Four months and three days.
42:24What is her name?
42:25Irza Musawwar.
42:26Oh, wow!
42:27Wow!
42:30And Faraz Shaheen, how much love do you have?
42:33Mothers have named their children after you.
42:36Thank you very much, sir.
42:38You are our asset.
42:40The country is running because of you.
42:42Thank you very much.
42:43Thank you very much.
42:44The love we have for you..
42:46You are the only people who are earning money and sending it.
42:48That's right.
42:49Actually, a son earns money for his mother.
42:51So, if Pakistan is a mother, then these people are the real earners.
42:54Applause for them, for foreigners.
42:57Next.
42:59Yes, sir.
42:59Greetings.
43:00Greetings.
43:01Sir, my name is Muhammad Yunus Moghal.
43:03I belong to a biker community.
43:06Okay.
43:06I promote tourism in Pakistan.
43:08Good.
43:09And all over the world.
43:10Okay.
43:10So, I am the first Pakistani 70-biker..
43:12..who has organized the world's highest cricket ground, Pishin.
43:17Yes.
43:17Which is a natural ground in the outskirts of Rakhaposhi.
43:20You reached there on a motorcycle?
43:21Yes, I reached there on a motorcycle at the age of 70.
43:23I am the first Pakistani.
43:24Wow.
43:25Wow, wow, wow, wow, man.
43:26Wow, wow, wow, wow, man.
43:29So, is this a Pakistani car that can do such a stupid thing?
43:32Usually, when we go out..
43:34..in Lahore, Karachi, wherever we go..
43:36..there are bikers who go on heavy bikes.
43:38When they see girls, they make a very loud noise.
43:41Brr, brr, brr.
43:43So, do women really get impressed..
43:45..by your loud noise?
43:50No, when an adult speaks in the house, he speaks very loudly.
43:54Yes, yes.
43:54So, everyone is scared of him.
43:56Hmm.
43:56So, the motorcyclists think that they are being impressed by us.
43:59But it's not like that.
44:00When he is tearing the neck of his bike..
44:03Yes, yes.
44:04So, people are impressed by him.
44:06They are worried by him instead of being impressed by him.
44:09Listen to this.
44:10This is great.
44:11Okay, put one more thing in people's minds.
44:13In people's minds, all the tires of the car must be wide..
44:17..and they must be out of the car.
44:19So, women must be so impressed.
44:20Is it like that?
44:21Not at all.
44:21It's not like that.
44:22But in the case of Malaika, it was like that.
44:24He himself told us that he is a show period.
44:26And he told us that Ali used to come in his lane..
44:28..with his car and used to show off.
44:30He used to go around. So, he was impressed.
44:32But it was that car.
44:33Tuck. Tuck. Tuck.
44:35The thing is that he used to come to see you with love.
44:39It's not necessary that his legs..
44:40So, does he come to see you like this in the balcony?
44:44No.
44:44If he had seen his mother with so much love..
44:46..then he would have been spared today.
44:49Mr. Agha, you should also go to K2 base camp with your brother..
44:52..on the 70.
44:53The motorcycle will break down and you will have to keep it there.
44:57Mr. Arun, we can't go.
44:59Why are you putting him in trouble?
45:00Mr. Agha, his legs won't move.
45:02Yes, he is also like that.
45:03While riding a motorcycle, he will fall on the side.
45:05Why don't you go?
45:06One day, someone will get to know..
45:08..that he has seen the government.
45:13Thank you very much, sir. Thank you very much.
45:15Next.
45:16Greetings.
45:17Greetings.
45:17My name is Muhammad Ayyub and I am from Kalabagh.
45:20And I have come from Kalabagh especially for this show.
45:22Oh, thank you very much, sir.
45:24Sir, thank you.
45:25Sir, thank you very much.
45:26Apart from this, I would like to thank the entire team..
45:29..that even during this time of inflation..
45:31..you bring smiles on our faces.
45:33Thank you very much.
45:34Mr. Agha, thank you very much.
45:36My father is a big fan of yours.
45:38And greetings to you from him.
45:40Greetings to him from me as well.
45:42Greetings.
45:43And tell him to pray for us.
45:45Yes, by God's will.
45:46What is your problem?
45:49There is so much stone in my kurta.
45:55Viewers, this was today's show.
45:56By God's will, we will meet you in the next show.
45:58Take care of yourselves.
46:00Allah Hafiz.

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