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00:00Hello viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariyan.
00:21Friends, nowadays many young people ask this question that there is a lot of anxiety and
00:26slowly anxiety turns into depression.
00:28Be it domestic, financial or individual circumstances.
00:33This is happening and the reason for this is that it will not end until it ends from
00:39the root.
00:40And know one thing that according to one theory of psychology, all four basic human
00:45emotions of a person are happiness, or the person is sad or angry or afraid.
00:52Fear, happiness, anger or sadness.
00:55All the other feelings that you call depression, OCD, etc.
01:01Anxiety is also a part of it.
01:03All these come out of one basic human emotion.
01:07And anxiety especially comes out of fear.
01:10It does not come out of worry or sadness.
01:13It has nothing to do with sadness.
01:15It comes out of fear.
01:17Anxiety is not sadness, nor is it fear.
01:20It is anxiety.
01:21And anxiety is never a reality.
01:24The human brain is such that it is like a monkey that holds its tail and starts moving
01:31when it is sick.
01:33And this is a very painful thing.
01:36So whenever you feel anxiety or depressed, what you have to do is to put your brain
01:42to work.
01:43If you can't do anything at that time, then start thinking about the things all around
01:47you.
01:48You will have a chair, a table, a wall, bricks, mud, something will happen.
01:54You start thinking about it.
01:56This is a very fast remedy to get out of anxiety.
02:00And apart from that, there are different 10 steps to get out of anxiety.
02:04And for that, God willing, we will definitely talk about it in some segment.
02:08But to get out of anxiety right now, this is also called mindfulness.
02:12Think about something and get rid of your inner curiosity and start thinking about it.
02:17Let's start today's show with this message.
02:20Let's take you to the airport today and see what the situation is at the airport.
02:24When I have anxiety, all my plugs start.
02:27First of all, tell me which are your plugs?
02:30Those that don't have two mouths.
02:32Aren't you human?
02:33I am an AI robot, sir.
02:35That's why it's so dangling in your neck.
02:38The airport staff did not investigate the fact that if AI robots come,
02:42then they will kick their jobs.
02:46Hey, casual pilot.
02:48Yes, sir.
02:49What is this? You have come in jeans.
02:51Oh, okay.
02:52Thank God, sir, I have worn it today.
02:54The next day I came in a shalwar.
02:57No, no, anyway, our shalwar is our national dress.
03:00But on top of that, I was wearing a vest.
03:05Why are you worried?
03:06Sir, I am forgetting something very important.
03:08What are you forgetting?
03:09You have a flight in a while.
03:10Sir, there is a flight, but I mean,
03:12some anxiety is going on that I can't even remember the thing.
03:15But I know that if that doesn't happen, then the world will be destroyed.
03:19Flight of smarts, 4, 2, 0.
03:22Will be ready for departure in an hour.
03:25Okay, that's fine.
03:26Tell me that all the logistics are ready.
03:29Wait for your turn.
03:30All the phone lines are busy at the moment.
03:32I am a pilot.
03:33I am a pilot.
03:34Wait for your turn.
03:35All the phone lines are busy at the moment.
03:37And the keys are in my collar.
03:39Wait for your turn.
03:41Wait for your turn.
03:42I think I will talk to him.
03:43He has Windows 98 on him.
03:44Brother.
03:46Is the gas ready?
03:47Wait for your turn.
03:49Man, where am I stuck?
03:51From where will I come?
03:52Okay, when will my turn come?
03:53Wait for your turn.
03:55Oh, which turn should I wait for?
03:57Your turn, your turn, your turn.
03:59You have spoiled the robot.
04:00Take out its switch.
04:01Wait for your turn.
04:02Wait for your turn.
04:03Wait for your turn.
04:09Tell me, is the plane ready?
04:10Or should I cut your switch?
04:11Tell me, is everyone ready?
04:12You take the plane.
04:13We will take the plane.
04:15Man, I will go and start the plane.
04:17I will turn on the AC.
04:18It's very hot here.
04:19Okay, tell me, where are you taking the plane?
04:21Sir, I am taking it to America.
04:22In which state of America are you taking the plane?
04:24Sir, I have to go to New York.
04:25That's not a problem.
04:26It's my way.
04:27New York, which airport?
04:28JF Kennedy, sir.
04:29Okay, JF.
04:32Kuku, such a late flight.
04:34Where will I wait for three hours?
04:37Greetings.
04:39Greetings.
04:40Yes, sir.
04:41How can I help you?
04:42For America.
04:43Sir, it's written on your passport.
04:45Go to hell.
04:47Have a safe flight, sir.
04:49Thank you very much.
04:50Okay, so you are going alone?
04:51No, I am also going with her.
04:52You also give your passport.
04:53Yes.
04:54Here is the passport.
04:55Where are you going, miss?
04:57She is my wife.
04:59Where are you going, miss?
05:01I am going to New York.
05:02New York?
05:03Yes.
05:06Here you go, ma'am.
05:07This boarding person has put a stamp.
05:09And she didn't even tell me to look at the camera.
05:11She didn't even take a picture.
05:12I have a scanner in one eye.
05:14I have a camera in one eye.
05:16I can put a stamp with my hand.
05:18You can put a stamp with your hand.
05:20I can put a stamp with my hand.
05:22I can put a stamp with my hand.
05:23I can put a stamp with my hand.
05:24I can put a stamp with my hand.
05:25What is this patch on your head?
05:27Sir, have you ever seen someone's head?
05:28Yes, I have.
05:29Have you ever seen someone's hair?
05:30Yes, I have.
05:31Hair?
05:32Why do you have so little hair?
05:33Sir, I got my hair transplanted from America to Pakistan.
05:37Oh!
05:38You got your hair transplanted?
05:40Sir, they said it will take about 25 sessions.
05:44I think he is doing it in patches.
05:46Yes, in patches.
05:47Sir, I got this sample.
05:49Wow!
05:53Okay, tell me.
05:54What do you do in America?
05:55I do business.
05:56I have a department store.
05:57Do you have a lot of money?
05:59Yes, thank God.
06:00I have two petrol pumps.
06:01Okay.
06:02Yes.
06:03And this sister-in-law?
06:04She also works there.
06:05Do you have kids?
06:06Yes, I have kids.
06:07I have 18 kids.
06:08Wow!
06:09Wow!
06:10That's why I got bald quickly.
06:13You have 18 kids.
06:14Your business is doing well.
06:16Why did you think of getting your hair transplanted?
06:18Actually, I don't have this problem.
06:19Whose problem?
06:20She is adamant.
06:21She says she is happy.
06:22You are not that old.
06:23Get your hair transplanted.
06:24Your name is Happy?
06:25Yes.
06:26You have 18 kids.
06:27You are still not happy?
06:32Wow!
06:33You have a lot of hair.
06:34Oh!
06:35I can't believe it.
06:36What?
06:37That I have got my hair transplanted.
06:38You have got your hair transplanted.
06:40Yes.
06:41Greetings.
06:42Greetings.
06:43Where are you going?
06:44We are going anywhere.
06:46Why have you come here?
06:47We have come to pick you up.
06:48No.
06:49You have come to the airport.
06:50You have come to pick me up.
06:52Sister, when will the plane take off?
06:54Next flight is 4-2-0.
06:57It is ready to take off in an hour.
07:00Passport, please.
07:01Will we be able to see the plane?
07:02Yes.
07:03He said that we will be able to see the plane.
07:07Brother, the plane is in Landa.
07:09Brother, the plane is in Landa.
07:10Yes, the plane is in Landa.
07:11It is the same place.
07:12Let's wait for some time.
07:14Sister, I am missing my mother-in-law.
07:17Why?
07:18She is sick.
07:19She will be back soon.
07:21Where have you been?
07:22We have come here to see the plane take off.
07:26Such activities are not allowed here.
07:29Brother, we have come here to have a picnic.
07:33Picnic.
07:34Yes.
07:35Is this the place to have a picnic?
07:36Where will we find such a place where the plane can take off and land?
07:41You have brought food as well.
07:43Yes.
07:44You have brought food as well.
07:45Look, we have brought roti as well.
07:46I am a very fond woman.
07:48Really?
07:49Yes.
07:50And butter.
07:51And butter roti as well.
07:52We will make it.
07:53We will make a picnic.
07:54Come.
07:55What are you doing, Rumsab?
07:56Is this the place to have a picnic?
07:59Take care of your clothes, brother.
08:00Brother, what is this?
08:01Card.
08:02What?
08:03This is the airport.
08:04You cannot have a picnic here.
08:05Such activities are not allowed.
08:06At what time will the plane take off?
08:08Tell us.
08:09What is the problem?
08:10The flight to Shiyar is 4-2-0.
08:14It is ready to take off in half an hour.
08:16Such activities are not allowed, sir.
08:20We are going to America.
08:21She is my wife.
08:22Really, brother?
08:23Yes.
08:24Brother, let's go to America.
08:25Yes.
08:26What do you think of America?
08:27America is beautiful.
08:28It is full of flowers.
08:31And you..
08:32It is beautiful.
08:33It has a light moustache.
08:34It is very beautiful to wear a panty shirt in America.
08:36And you are taking your wife with you.
08:41The flight is not that long.
08:43Oh, no.
08:47Brother, I don't know what land you are talking about.
08:50U.S.
08:51Where are you going?
08:52Are you going to the U.S.?
08:53Yes.
08:54What do you do?
08:55I have some research work there.
08:57In Florida State University.
08:59In the last six years, he has only been to Dubai.
09:03I might have a look-alike.
09:05Thousands of people travelling every day.
09:07Thousands of people travelling every day.
09:08I don't know.
09:09Eat a little bit of this.
09:10We don't have any luggage.
09:11Give it to me.
09:14How can he travel wearing such shoes?
09:17The worst attire for travelling at the airport
09:20can be this attire.
09:22Sir, the way you are dressed,
09:24your flight will take at least 20 minutes.
09:29Sir, I came to the airport on my own.
09:31As soon as people are eating here,
09:33I feel that the pilot is inside.
09:36I feel that a person will be very sad
09:38if there is a double mom.
09:40I don't have a double mom.
09:41I have only one mom.
09:42My father has only one wife.
09:47The whole of Pakistan knows
09:48how much your mom is.
09:52Bro, you can sit here and get humiliated.
09:57I am very sorry to meet you all.
10:00You can go now.
10:02I am not going.
10:04You can go now.
10:05I am not going.
10:15Greetings.
10:16I have booked a ticket to America.
10:18Why?
10:19Come and check.
10:20You will have to take a double seat.
10:22Why?
10:23No one can sit with you.
10:25I am here.
10:28I can sit.
10:29He means to say that you are very obedient.
10:31You will have to take a double seat.
10:33He is right.
10:35Or you can go to the business class.
10:37Why should I go to the business class?
10:38I don't have any business.
10:39Why should I go there?
10:40I am not going to meet my aunt.
10:41If I meet my aunt, I will go.
10:43How long have you been going?
10:45I have been going for two months.
10:47Come here.
10:48Are you eating?
10:49I have to go here.
10:50Okay.
10:52Here you go, sir.
10:53Two seats.
10:55You are a smart man.
10:56I think I should give you some advice.
10:58You are forgetting something.
10:59I am not forgetting anything.
11:00Let me remind you.
11:01Have you forgotten to say goodbye to someone?
11:03Who should I say goodbye to?
11:05I have brought my mother's blessings.
11:06Sir, your wife called.
11:08She was asking if you have forgotten anything today.
11:12My wife was asking?
11:13I think you forgot the key to the plane.
11:17Sir, I remember.
11:18What?
11:19I was sitting there.
11:23Sir, do you know what the problem is?
11:24Yes.
11:25The plane doesn't stop.
11:27Once I leave, I don't want to go back.
11:29When are you going to leave?
11:32I will take all the passengers with me.
11:34What's the big deal?
11:35All of you are smart people.
11:36Who is telling you that I should take the plane
11:38despite all the problems?
11:40I am telling you to leave.
11:42Let me give you some advice.
11:44Don't go on this flight.
11:45Don't let the plane fly.
11:46No, sir.
11:47I know.
11:48The plane will fly.
11:49I have come to see the plane.
11:50Yes.
11:51The plane will fly.
11:52I know.
11:53I know.
11:54The pilot's mental state is not good.
11:55What does he have to do with his mental state?
11:57He has to sit on the auto.
11:59Go to sleep.
12:00I don't want to sit on the auto.
12:04Listen to me.
12:05Yes.
12:06Do something.
12:07I am going to the washroom.
12:12Sir, I don't remember.
12:14Let's go.
12:15Let's go.
12:16Let's go.
12:17Listen to me.
12:18No one will sit on the roof.
12:19We are on the roof.
12:20We don't want to talk.
12:23No one will open the door.
12:24No one will come out of the window.
12:25We don't want to talk.
12:26We will get a cold drink only once.
12:27No one will ask for the second one.
12:28Sir, I swear.
12:29This is a butter-seater plane.
12:33Then tell me.
12:34What are you telling me?
12:35No.
12:36You don't want to tell me?
12:37Let's go.
12:38Let's go.
12:39Think again.
12:40What are you saying?
12:44He is here.
12:45Do something.
12:47He is here.
12:48Sister-in-law.
12:49I remember something when I see sister-in-laws.
12:51You are acting like this.
12:52This is Paratha.
12:53This is Papiya.
12:55Sister-in-law.
12:56Give me back Rs. 6 lakhs from Rs. 3 lakhs.
12:58Why?
12:59You had this seat with you.
13:00Leave it here.
13:01What should I leave?
13:02This seat.
13:03She is not leaving me.
13:07Are you coming or what?
13:09Let's go.
13:10Leave my hand.
13:14Let's go.
13:15Eat this.
13:17Happy.
13:18Take care of yourself.
13:20Let's go.
13:21What?
13:22Let's go.
13:23Let's go.
13:24Let's go.
13:25Take care of yourself.
13:26Yes.
13:27Brother, you go.
13:28The air has stopped on your way.
13:29Okay.
13:30I am going.
13:31Happy.
13:32You have had a major operation.
13:33You have to take special care of your health.
13:35Yes.
13:36I have got a bad leg.
13:37And do all the cleaning of the house till I come.
13:40Yes.
13:41And do rest.
13:42Yes.
13:43Go and buy vegetables from the market.
13:45But do rest.
13:47Everything is about rest.
13:50She was in a hurry to come.
13:51She didn't have time to come.
13:55Look, you are my bad luck.
13:57I can't do anything.
14:02Sister-in-law, I have something to tell you.
14:03Yes.
14:04If you like Anwal so much..
14:05..then get a divorce and buy a house for Rs.1200.
14:09Everyone has left.
14:10Yes.
14:11Brother, do you want to drink tea or not?
14:13Yes, drink it.
14:14Drink it.
14:16Sister-in-law, do they open the mirror upside down?
14:18Yes, they do.
14:19No, no.
14:20They have a gun to straighten it.
14:21What?
14:22Yes.
14:23Sister-in-law, let him do it.
14:24Yes.
14:25No, no.
14:26You can't hold your breath.
14:27You are breathing in it.
14:28Brother, if you had to go somewhere..
14:30..would you keep it clean and go or tear it?
14:31No, no, no.
14:32No, no.
14:33No one will take your seat.
14:34You have a separate seat.
14:35Good.
14:36You are not breathing in it, Mr. Haroon.
14:38You are breathing in it.
14:39No, no.
14:40You are breathing in it.
14:41But you are pressing it.
14:42I am sorry.
14:43You are not breathing in it, Mr. Haroon.
14:45You are breathing in it.
14:46Remove their plug.
14:47Why?
14:48You are not breathing in it.
14:49Remove that plug.
14:50You are not breathing in it.
14:52You are not breathing in it.
14:53Remove that plug.
14:54You are not breathing in it.
14:57Hey!
14:58What happened?
14:59Sir, thank God.
15:00I remembered it as soon as I took off.
15:01What happened?
15:02Sir, I am going to die.
15:03I remembered it, sir.
15:04What work was this?
15:05Yes, sir.
15:06I remembered it.
15:07I am very happy.
15:08What?
15:09Why did you take the plane back?
15:10I remembered the work.
15:11It's obvious.
15:12What work did you remember?
15:13You used to waste your money.
15:14I would have been ruined.
15:15How can I go back?
15:16What have you done?
15:17You are going to die.
15:18You are going to die.
15:19You are going to die.
15:20You are going to die.
15:21What is this?
15:22You took the plane back.
15:23Listen to me.
15:24You took the plane back.
15:25They don't recognize me.
15:26I am back.
15:27Believe me.
15:28He didn't bring shoes.
15:29Sir, listen to me.
15:30Yes.
15:31I had a very genuine reason.
15:32What is that reason?
15:33It was my wife's birthday.
15:34I forgot it.
15:35Oh!
15:36I am sorry.
15:37I am really very sorry.
15:38I had a very big problem.
15:39I remembered it.
15:40I remembered it.
15:41I am sorry.
15:42I am sorry.
15:43I am sorry.
15:44I am sorry.
15:45I am sorry.
15:46I am sorry.
15:47I am sorry.
15:48I am sorry.
15:49I am sorry.
15:50I remembered it.
15:51I am sorry.
15:52I am sorry.
15:53I have a big problem I have forgotten everything.
15:54Ok.
15:55It's time for a short break.
15:56Don't go anywhere we will be back after a break.
15:57Welcome back to our show".
15:58We have a Japanese couple in the break who have been living in India for 40 to 50 years
16:02Welcome back, viewers.
16:08In the break, we have a Japanese couple
16:10who have been living in Pakistan for 40-50 years.
16:14They say that they made their kids into sumo wrestlers
16:17and their kids have won medals from all over the world.
16:20That's why they have created a TikTok account
16:23on which they are very viral.
16:24Today, they have brought their kids to us.
16:27Let's ask them why they are here.
16:28Greetings.
16:29Ishq, come here.
16:31Oh, wow.
16:33Did you find out?
16:34Yes, of course.
16:36He was born in Afghanistan.
16:39By the way, I'm really nervous.
16:40I think he could be a good sumo wrestler.
16:43The one on the left.
16:44No, no, no.
16:45Both, both, both.
16:46Okay, both?
16:47Both sumo wrestlers.
16:48Okay, he has African hair.
16:51He looks Japanese.
16:52His height is different.
16:54Mix, mix.
16:55Mix, mix.
16:56How did you mix them?
16:57Because of me.
16:58How?
16:59Sir, my forefathers were also African.
17:01Thank God, he was born in 1988.
17:05Sir, when you were born,
17:06did anyone tell you that shampoo was invented?
17:11Sir, shampoo is coming in two numbers.
17:12Those who brought it, lost their minds.
17:15Are you his wife?
17:16Yes.
17:17Where have you come from?
17:18Nihoya.
17:19So, what do you want to say?
17:20What is your appeal?
17:21Our appeal is that our kids should be sent to Japan
17:24to participate in sumo wrestling.
17:26Oh, wow.
17:27If you want them to be sent,
17:29then apply for a visa.
17:30No, sir.
17:30I have applied for ten times.
17:32Then?
17:33They rejected.
17:34Why?
17:34They said, no, no, no.
17:35Not sumo wrestling.
17:36That's why we look like sumo wrestlers.
17:37Isn't it?
17:38Sir, we don't have belts.
17:40Winning belts.
17:41Oh, I see.
17:41Wrestler sir, which Mawashi do you have?
17:44No, sir.
17:45These are made up stories.
17:46We are decent people.
17:46Harun, these parents' Mawashi's are not ending.
17:49The sons' enjoyment is not ending.
17:51Okay, you don't have any Mawashi.
17:53No, sir.
17:54Where do we get Mawashi in Ghurbat?
17:55Mawashi is a belt.
17:57Mawashi is here.
17:58Yes, yes, yes.
17:59I will get it made tomorrow.
18:01You don't have to get it made.
18:03Why are you so famous on TikTok?
18:04Sir, because of my art.
18:06Because I am a true artist.
18:08May God keep you happy.
18:09I want to wrestle here.
18:12No, are you living in Pakistan
18:14or have you learned other ways here?
18:16Okay, listen to me carefully.
18:18Yes, yes.
18:18Pakistan is ahead.
18:19When?
18:20Today, about 800-900 years ago.
18:23You are a Pakistani.
18:24Pakistan.
18:25All the kids are in their underwear.
18:27You should dress like a Pakistani.
18:29Like we do.
18:31You keep looking for a dress.
18:32Where will I go?
18:35My kids are very good wrestlers.
18:36Okay.
18:37I think they will become great wrestlers
18:38in Japan.
18:40Okay, do you think they can become Yokozuna?
18:42I am Yokozuna.
18:43Yes, sir, you are.
18:44How can you be?
18:45Brother, what is this?
18:47He is not Yokozuna.
18:49What?
18:49You will become Yokozuna
18:50when you win and become the top champion.
18:52Have your kids ever fought
18:55or are they just claiming that they are wrestlers?
18:57They have fought in the morning.
18:58They have been beaten up.
18:59They are well fed.
18:59Oh, no, he is talking about sumo wrestling.
19:03Have you ever wrestled?
19:04Yes, I have.
19:05Where have I wrestled?
19:06Where have you wrestled?
19:07I have wrestled in Andhrun, Lahore, Bati.
19:10And Gujarat, Sadra.
19:12All these places.
19:13I have wrestled in Roti Plant.
19:14In Ichre Nair.
19:15Roti Plant.
19:16In Ichre Nair?
19:17Yes.
19:17In Ichre Nair.
19:18Yes, I have wrestled in Ajmer.
19:19I think you have never seen a doyo.
19:21Doyo?
19:22Yes.
19:22We have to practice it.
19:24For what?
19:25Here, here, here, here, here, here.
19:30Sumo wrestler has won.
19:33He has made a big deal out of it.
19:35Have you ever seen a doyo?
19:36When my mother cooks mutton, I wrestle in it.
19:39Doyo.
19:42Doyo is the place where people fight.
19:45All your food must be Japanese.
19:47This is obvious.
19:48I eat Japanese food.
19:49I have been eating Payasam since morning.
19:51I am not able to eat after that.
19:52Believe me, this is the best breakfast.
19:54This is made by Shetha Engineer.
19:55Who is the best rikishi among you two?
19:57Brother.
19:57He is the best.
19:58He is the best.
19:59He is a good man.
20:00Believe me.
20:00You call him a wrestler.
20:01Don't you know that?
20:03Both of you do Tashi Ayegar here.
20:04Okay.
20:05Come.
20:06Come, brother.
20:06Do Tashi Ayegar.
20:07Ask him first.
20:08Don't tell him outside.
20:09Oh.
20:10What happened?
20:12What happened?
20:13What happened?
20:14What happened?
20:14What happened?
20:15What happened?
20:16What happened?
20:17What happened?
20:18What happened?
20:19What happened?
20:20What is this?
20:22What is this misbehaviour?
20:24Sir, I feel like I am in Faisalabad more than in Japan.
20:28Till now, I have seen you guys doing Shikoo well.
20:30How many times have you seen us doing it?
20:32Shikoo is leg stomping.
20:34The way you are doing it.
20:35You are hitting your legs like this.
20:36Okay.
20:37That is Shikoo.
20:38Have you ever done Harai Gushi?
20:40Yes.
20:41I don't get up early in the morning and do it.
20:44Harai Gushi is the one where you do the broom first.
20:47Where you have to fight.
20:48Okay.
20:48Clean it.
20:49What do you feed them?
20:51They ate everything last month.
20:54I mean, what is their diet?
20:57They eat goats, hens, donkeys.
21:01They eat them alive.
21:02I have heard that they also eat raw eggs.
21:05They eat the whole hen.
21:08They don't eat chickpeas.
21:09It must be the season.
21:11It is not the season.
21:13It is the soup.
21:14With meat and everything.
21:16High protein.
21:16We will feed them in winters.
21:18Can you show me how to wrestle?
21:20Because in Japan, it is understood that if you want to make a character out of your children,
21:25then you should show it to sumo wrestlers.
21:27Because they are the purest people in their society.
21:30They don't eat anything bad.
21:32People make them pray.
21:34Wow.
21:35People consider them very spiritual.
21:36In Japan, they are seen with a lot of respect.
21:40When children are born, people bring them to them.
21:43And many times, they make them name their children.
21:46And even their topknot, the hair they tie here,
21:49is seen with a lot of respect.
21:51But Mr. Haroon, their health must be compromised, right?
21:54Not just that.
21:56They leave the world in their youth.
21:58Oh.
21:59And those who are making their children sumo wrestlers,
22:02they know that they will not live long.
22:05But because they are seen, they go to the top in the society.
22:08I mean, this is the greatness of that society.
22:10Wow.
22:11So people say that they should go up.
22:13Because a life of a lion is better than a life of a cockroach for 100 years.
22:19It is understood there that no matter how long they live,
22:22no one will be greater than them.
22:24And they don't fight.
22:26They don't fight.
22:27They don't say anything bad to anyone.
22:29Their language is different.
22:31And they clean their house, their place,
22:34they call it a stable, as we call it a stable.
22:36They clean it themselves.
22:38They wash their own clothes.
22:39They keep their own shoes clean.
22:41They clean their own lane.
22:43They are not fat so that they can come in the weight category.
22:46A sumo can also become a weak person.
22:48But it is because they have to lose within five seconds.
22:52Losing is that if you get a push
22:55and anything other than the soles of your feet touches the ground,
23:00your elbow, your hand, your body, your stomach, anything,
23:04if it touches the ground, you lose.
23:06If you push your opponent out of the ring,
23:10you still win.
23:11So that's why they try to make me weigh so much
23:13that when I put my weight on my opponent,
23:15he can't push me and I can push him out.
23:18So that's why they weigh so much.
23:19So let's get them to do sumo wrestling.
23:21Yes, sir.
23:21Welcome.
23:22Welcome.
23:23Welcome.
23:23Wife.
23:25Welcome.
23:26Wife.
23:28I'm going to beat you up for the last time.
23:30Welcome.
23:31Welcome.
23:32Ladies and gentlemen.
23:34Ladies and gentlemen.
23:36Sumo wrestling is about to start.
23:37Take the ticket.
23:38No one will leave their feet on the ground.
23:39My children will eat it.
23:40Take the ticket.
23:42Well done.
23:43Well done.
23:44Both the wrestlers are ready.
23:45Nine on nine.
23:45Yes.
23:46Let's go.
23:48The game has started.
23:49Let's go.
23:50Well done.
23:50Let's go.
23:51Let's go.
23:53Don't be shy.
23:54Hit him.
23:55Hit him.
23:56Turn around.
23:57Oh.
23:58Hit him hard.
23:59Oh.
24:03Hit him hard.
24:04Oh, my God.
24:06Oh, God.
24:07Oh.
24:09Oh, my God.
24:11Oh, my God.
24:12Oh.
24:13Hit him.
24:14He is abusing me.
24:15Don't do that.
24:17Don't hit him.
24:18Don't hit him.
24:19Hit him.
24:20Don't hit him.
24:21Oh.
24:22Hit him.
24:23Hit him.
24:24Hit him.
24:25Oh.
24:26Oh.
24:26Oh.
24:27Don't hit him.
24:28Oh.
24:29I'm going to hit him.
24:30Oh.
24:30I'm going to hit him.
24:32Oh.
24:33Oh.
24:35What?
24:36Oh.
24:37What did you do?
24:38One more.
24:40Oh.
24:42What are you doing?
24:43Oh.
24:45Don't do that.
24:46Oh.
24:47What are you doing?
24:48He is angry.
24:50He is digging his grave.
24:53Oh, God.
24:54Stop.
24:55Oh.
24:56He is not stopping.
24:58He broke the set.
25:00He broke the set.
25:01Oh.
25:03Oh.
25:05What are you doing?
25:06Hit him.
25:06Oh.
25:08Hit him.
25:09Stop it.
25:10One second.
25:12Yes.
25:13What did you do?
25:14Your son broke our set.
25:15Oh.
25:16Brother, forgive me.
25:17I will send him to jail.
25:19Look, brother.
25:19He has harmed us.
25:21Brother, forgive me.
25:22You were here.
25:23After the Oshi Tashi fair.
25:24Is this the Oshi Tashi fair?
25:26This is the fair at home.
25:32Viewers, this is a small break.
25:34We will meet again after the break.
25:39Oh.
25:40Be careful.
25:41Be careful.
25:43Oh.
25:45Be careful.
25:46Be careful.
25:47Be careful.
25:48Be careful.
25:50Welcome back, viewers.
25:51Now we are going to play a great buzzer round.
25:54Oh.
25:56Yes.
25:57Okay, listen to the rules first.
25:59The one who will ring the buzzer first.
26:01I will point at him.
26:02I will talk to him.
26:03I will answer him.
26:04There won't be much time to answer.
26:06I can give five seconds at the end.
26:08I will give five seconds at the end.
26:10Before that, you have to answer.
26:12You have to speak on your turn.
26:13The one who doesn't speak on his turn.
26:14He will ring the buzzer first.
26:15He will be punished.
26:16The punishment is that you will come here.
26:17And dare someone.
26:19You will choose who will play with you.
26:21First of all, the deceased.
26:22You see who you want to take in the team.
26:24Who wants to play?
26:25Raise your hands.
26:26At least, all of you raise your hands.
26:28Oh.
26:29Who is the most intelligent?
26:30I will tell you honestly.
26:32His vote is more.
26:33Sister, you come.
26:34Come.
26:35Come.
26:35Come.
26:36Wow.
26:38Wow.
26:40Greetings.
26:41Greetings.
26:42What is your name?
26:43Fariha Shahid.
26:44Fariha.
26:45Fariha, what do you do?
26:47I study.
26:47What are you studying?
26:48I.C.S. Physics.
26:50Mohammad Ali, I would like you to choose who will play with you.
26:52Raise your hands.
26:53Who wants to play?
26:55My suit is also matching.
26:57Come.
26:58Sir, she is more intelligent than me.
26:59Like this.
27:00You know.
27:00Wow.
27:02Yes, sir.
27:03Please come.
27:06Greetings.
27:07Greetings.
27:08What is your name?
27:08Maryam.
27:09Maryam, your name is very beautiful.
27:10Tell me, what do you do?
27:11I study.
27:12What are you studying?
27:13I.Com.
27:13Yes.
27:14She is doing I.Com.
27:14She will do matriculation next year.
27:19Okay, good luck to you.
27:20Mr. Agha.
27:21I would like you to choose who wants to play with you.
27:23Who wants to play the game?
27:25Raise your hands.
27:27Sister, all of you are very smart.
27:32Come, son.
27:33You come.
27:34You come.
27:35Sister-in-law.
27:35Sister-in-law.
27:36Wow.
27:36Wow.
27:37I can't believe it.
27:38Very good.
27:40Greetings.
27:41Greetings.
27:42What is your name?
27:43My name is Areeba.
27:44Areeba.
27:45What do you do?
27:46FSC part-time.
27:47She is doing FSC.
27:48Wow.
27:49Sir, Mr. Agha has lost.
27:50Consider it.
27:51What is the matter?
27:53My daughter's name is also Areeba.
27:54Okay.
27:55Wow.
27:55Wow.
27:56Very good.
27:57Very good.
27:58Okay, Areeba, Maryam and Faria.
28:00Are you ready?
28:01Yes.
28:01So, start asking questions.
28:02Absolutely.
28:03God forgive me.
28:04I should have told you.
28:05The day Mohammad Ali comes.
28:06I think Mr. Agha has got diabetes.
28:12Okay, first question.
28:13If a yellow hat is thrown in red water.
28:18What will happen?
28:19Yes, Mr. Agha.
28:21It will get wet.
28:22It will get wet.
28:23Wow.
28:28Mr. Agha, you were saying a while ago.
28:30That if someone comes, I have to do it.
28:33Sister-in-law.
28:34I came to know that as soon as she said it.
28:36I told her to get wet.
28:40Next question.
28:41What is it that gets wet the more you dry it?
28:46Dead.
28:47Sweat.
28:49It gets wet the more you dry the sweat.
28:51What is this?
28:52What is this?
28:52It gets wet.
28:53On this knowledge.
28:55Yes, sir.
28:55Give a clap.
28:56It is a must.
29:01Ali.
29:02Yes, sir.
29:02I am asking the question again.
29:03Please.
29:04The question is.
29:05What is it that gets wet the more you dry it?
29:08Yes, you are getting it, right?
29:12Mariyam, is there anything in your mind?
29:15That gets wet if you dry it?
29:185, 4, 3, 2.
29:22Water.
29:23It gets wet the more you dry the water.
29:24No.
29:26Yes, Mr. Agha.
29:28Clothes.
29:29It gets dry the more you dry the clothes.
29:32We will come back.
29:32Pariya, do you have any answer?
29:35Think.
29:38Pariya, think.
29:39It gets wet the more you dry the sun.
29:41Wow.
29:42Pariya, what is it that gets wet if you dry it?
29:45Yes.
29:46Sir, he has come.
29:47I will come to you.
29:48Tongue.
29:49It gets wet the more you dry the tongue.
29:52No.
29:53Can I give a hint?
29:54Yes, give a hint.
29:55That thing is found in every bathroom.
29:59Ali.
29:59Soap.
30:01It gets wet the more you dry the soap.
30:03Hey, look.
30:04It doesn't get wet if you dry it.
30:05Your soap is also a bit wet.
30:09Yes, Mr. Agha.
30:13Broom.
30:14It gets dry the more you dry the broom.
30:18Towel, sir.
30:19Why did you say it?
30:20Yes.
30:20Sorry, sir.
30:20Because I said it and he heard it.
30:23You had to say it at the right time.
30:24Okay, sorry, sir.
30:25No, you will have to delay.
30:27Come forward.
30:28Sir, please don't delay.
30:29No, no, come forward.
30:30Come forward.
30:31You have to lie down and show that there is only a stomach on the ground
30:36and you have to become a superman.
30:37Yeah!
30:39Come on, come on.
30:40Sir, he has agreed.
30:41Ask Satish.
30:43Come on.
30:44Oh, God.
30:45Is this the last decision, sir?
30:46Yes, it is the last decision.
30:47Oh, God.
30:49Become a superman.
30:50Oh!
30:53Wow, sir.
30:54I told you.
30:58Okay, now the question has been cancelled.
31:00Yes, sir.
31:00Because no one got the answer.
31:02The point is still on Mr. Agha.
31:04Now, I won't give you much time to answer this question.
31:07Okay, sir.
31:08I will give you 2-3 seconds.
31:08If you don't get the answer, then I will go ahead.
31:11There is a commercial flight in which there are 200 passengers.
31:15It crashes right in the middle of the border of two countries.
31:20So, where will the survivors be buried?
31:23Mr. Agha.
31:25Maru.
31:26Where will the survivors be buried?
31:28That's it.
31:29Wow!
31:29Well done.
31:33Mr. Mohammad Ali, you and Mr. Agha, are you ready?
31:36Sir, I am ready.
31:38Both of you come forward.
31:39What is this?
31:40Come on, come on.
31:41I asked you if you are ready.
31:42Come forward.
31:43Sir, I thought you made me a dog.
31:47You didn't make me a superman.
31:51It's good that you didn't come.
31:52Come, I will give you time.
31:53I will give you time.
31:55He thinks that I am a dog.
31:57He thinks that I am a dog.
31:59No, I don't respect you.
32:00Your time is that you have to hug each other.
32:04Don't touch the stomach at all.
32:06If you touch the stomach, it will be very dangerous.
32:17Mr. Mohammad Ali.
32:17Yes.
32:18I think the whole matter is down to earth.
32:21Okay, the next question is.
32:23What is it that has feet inside it?
32:28Yes.
32:28Shoes.
32:29Shoes.
32:30That's it.
32:31Well done.
32:33Very good.
32:33Now, shall I ask the second question?
32:34Second question.
32:35Pariyam, I am asking the second question for you.
32:37Okay.
32:37Name four days of the week that start with T.
32:43Ali.
32:44Tuesday.
32:45Thursday.
32:47Name two more.
32:47Name two more.
32:48You have to name four.
32:51Dead.
32:52Tuesday.
32:53Thursday.
32:54Tomorrow.
32:55And today.
32:57Today.
32:57That's it.
32:58That's it.
32:59Very good.
33:02The second question is coming.
33:03What is it that even if you give it to someone, it stays with you?
33:09Yes.
33:11Tongue.
33:12Tongue.
33:20Now, the question will be of the same number.
33:21It will be an easy question for you.
33:23Name one thing that you break after buying it.
33:28Mr. Agar.
33:34Five.
33:35Four.
33:36Three.
33:37Gulla.
33:38Gulla.
33:39Why?
33:40Yes.
33:40No, sir.
33:40He has just bought it.
33:42Yes.
33:42Why do you have to break it?
33:43After buying it, when it gets full, you break it.
33:45No, I mean when it gets full.
33:47After buying it.
33:48Wait a minute.
33:50I will decide on this.
33:51You have bought it, right?
33:53No, wait a minute.
33:53Yes, absolutely.
33:54You bought it.
33:56You used it.
33:57You broke it after using it.
33:59Absolutely.
34:00Yes.
34:00It has been used.
34:01Yes.
34:02You break this thing even before using it.
34:04Coconut.
34:05You are crazy.
34:06You didn't even have a turn.
34:07Why are you saying before the turn?
34:09Come.
34:09Come.
34:10Come in front.
34:11You are crazy.
34:12Come in front.
34:13This is my first turn.
34:14Come in front.
34:14What is this?
34:15Come in front.
34:17Give it to me.
34:17Mariyam, you are not at fault.
34:19You got a blindfold.
34:22Okay.
34:22What you have to do is
34:24you have to rub it on your waist.
34:27Up here.
34:27In the middle.
34:31No, no, no, Pinda.
34:32This is very far.
34:36Very good.
34:37Very good.
34:38Very good.
34:39Okay.
34:40Now his answer.
34:41He has given the answer.
34:42But now I will come to you.
34:44If you have any other answer for this
34:46then you can give it.
34:48Egg.
34:49Egg.
34:50This is a pass.
34:51Very good.
34:53Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
34:55Fariha, you have won.
34:56Get Fariha's gift.
35:00Fariha.
35:00Fariha.
35:01Fariha.
35:02Fariha.
35:03Fariha.
35:07You don't have to cry.
35:08No problem.
35:09Tell me, how much is it?
35:11One second.
35:12Give me Rs. 10,000.
35:13Give me Rs. 10,000.
35:16It's a good fail.
35:19Very good.
35:19You have played very well.
35:20Your gift is over.
35:23Viewers, it's time for a short break.
35:25Don't go anywhere.
35:25We will meet after the break.
35:32Welcome back, viewers.
35:33We have two guests with us in the break.
35:36They are neighbours.
35:37They are neighbours.
35:39And they are upset with each other.
35:40Let's talk about it.
35:41Why are they upset?
35:43Greetings.
35:43Greetings.
35:44Greetings.
35:45What is the matter?
35:46Did you contact us?
35:47Yes, I did.
35:48Actually, people come to you to share their problems.
35:51We have brought the problem ourselves.
35:54What is your problem?
35:55Arun, the thing is that we are in the colony of love.
35:58We are in the colony of love.
36:00The house number 8.
36:02Yes, yes.
36:03I was saying something wrong earlier.
36:05What?
36:05I was saying something wrong earlier.
36:09Okay, in the colony of love.
36:11Yes.
36:11In the colony of love.
36:13Yes, in the colony of love.
36:14The house number 8 belongs to him.
36:17Oh, it belongs to you.
36:18Thank God.
36:18We belong to Lucknow.
36:21A person from Lucknow will never say that the house belongs to him.
36:27When the house is mine, why would I say that it belongs to me?
36:30I am not saying that.
36:32I am saying that it belongs to me.
36:34No, the house is mine.
36:35It doesn't belong to anyone.
36:37I think that house belongs to the person
36:40who made the series of Sanjay Leela Bhansali.
36:42Oh, yes.
36:43Yes, yes.
36:44You are absolutely right.
36:45You are absolutely right.
36:47Actually, in Lucknow, the dance that used to be done
36:51with the music of Kathak and Thumri..
36:53Yes, yes.
36:53The Mahadarayans used to do it.
36:55Ta, Thai, Tik, Ka, Thai, Ta, Thai.
36:57Ta, Ta, Ta, Ta, Ta, Ta, Ta, Ta, Ta, Ta, Ta.
37:00So, Mr. Arun, the problem is that they have become our neighbours.
37:04Our neighbours have come to our house number 7.
37:06Okay.
37:07Now, I don't know in which language they make fun of us
37:10in their daily conversations.
37:12The whole neighbourhood laughs and we are translating.
37:15Oh, you make fun of us?
37:16Have some shame.
37:17Give him some water.
37:20Why do you misbehave?
37:21You know that I misbehave because he doesn't misbehave with me.
37:25If you go to weddings, you should make fun of them there.
37:28Why are you making fun of him?
37:29Yes.
37:30Clear your concept.
37:31They don't just go to weddings.
37:33The child is also born.
37:34They go there as well.
37:35Okay.
37:35Mr. Arun, you are right.
37:36Great.
37:37My wife's sister-in-law is like my mother-in-law.
37:40Okay, Mr. Chamote.
37:41Yes.
37:41What is the function of this Chamote?
37:44I am not going to tell you.
37:45I am going to show it to you.
37:46Wow!
37:47He is the son of your family.
37:52He does it in such a way that he will say something
37:54and then he will beat the dead skin on the living skin.
37:58Listen to me.
37:59Yes.
38:00You are doing injustice.
38:01Yes.
38:01They are your neighbours.
38:02Neighbours have a lot of rights.
38:04Mr. Arun, tell me what should I do?
38:05When I look at his face, I feel that he is from a rich family.
38:09Look at him.
38:10You are very famous in the locality.
38:14You have a lot of money.
38:19Mr. Arun, the decision will be made.
38:20Either he will vacate the house.
38:22Yes.
38:22Or he will tell me the counter of the things he will do.
38:27Of course, he will tell you.
38:28Look at his face.
38:29Yes.
38:29He is a rat.
38:30Yes.
38:31A rat.
38:32A rat.
38:32Yes.
38:33A rat.
38:33You are very famous in the locality.
38:35Yes.
38:36He is a rat.
38:37Really?
38:37The thing is that you are very famous in the locality.
38:41Look at his face.
38:42Yes, Mr. Arun.
38:43Yes.
38:44He is a rat.
38:45Yes.
38:46A rat.
38:47A rat.
38:47A rat.
38:49A rat.
38:49A rat.
38:50I don't understand.
38:51Get lost.
38:53Look at his face.
38:54He is a rat.
38:55Yes.
38:56You don't have a big audience in the locality, do you?
38:59Yes, Mr. Arun.
38:59Will you give money to the kids or will they laugh at me?
39:02He is not a bearded man. He is lying.
39:04I don't have a beard.
39:06He doesn't have a beard.
39:08His get-up tells that he has a beard.
39:11Look at his face.
39:12Yes.
39:13He looks like an insect.
39:14I think that I feel more when you say such things.
39:18Oh, God!
39:22I take your words very personally.
39:24You should forgive me.
39:26I think the matter has been solved.
39:29Oh, God!
39:31We were neighbors and we will remain neighbors.
39:33In the same happiness, give us this dead skin.
39:37Oh, God!
39:38I don't want to see a bearded man in my country.
39:40What?
39:41What?
39:43What?
39:46What happened?
39:46The matter has been solved.
39:47The matter has been solved.
39:48The matter has been solved.
39:49Very good. Very good.
39:50He has fulfilled the right of being a neighbor.
39:52Wow!
39:54It is time for the music.
39:55Wow!
39:56We have Sheroes with us.
39:57And today, we have a parody song.
39:59You know that they solve the problems of the society
40:02through their songs.
40:03So, let's see what they have brought for us today.
40:06Over to you, Sheroes.
40:16Viewers, this was today's show.
40:17We will meet you in the next show.
40:19Take good care of yourselves.
40:21Goodbye.