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00:00🎵Hoshi Aariya Hoshi Aariya🎵

00:19Hello viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariya.

00:23Friends, a man called his doctor and in great pain told him that his arm was broken in two places.

00:31The doctor said, don't go to those two places again and hung up the phone.

00:36What lesson do we get from this?

00:39That many times it happens that you say something is going but you understand something else.

00:44And many times what you call loss in translation also happens.

00:48So what to do now?

00:49You have to remember that there are many people in history who lost their lives

00:56just because what they were saying or what was being said was not understood.

01:01There was a misunderstanding.

01:03You have to remember one principle in life.

01:05During a conversation, whenever someone tells you that you didn't understand what I said.

01:11Don't answer that I know what you said.

01:15I know what was in your heart.

01:16I know I understood correctly.

01:18Don't say that.

01:20This is a very bad thing.

01:22Whenever someone tells you that you didn't understand what I said.

01:25Then know that you really didn't understand what he said.

01:28Come, let's start today's show with this message.

01:31Today we will take you to an old state fort.

01:35And last time we saw that the fort is under siege.

01:39And that siege is still going on.

01:41Come, let's see what has been made.

01:46This sword, this archery, this is all a game for us.

01:50If you want to live, then go back.

01:53Commanders, start this game.

01:55We have been waiting for this game for a long time.

01:58I am telling you, people have to die. Let's play Ludo.

02:02By the way, I have seen the first siege in my life.

02:05Where the back is facing them.

02:08Okay, I had seen a video like this.

02:10That there are many guards, the protocol guards.

02:12That when they leave the cars, they face the other side.

02:14A man from the back car put it in a envelope and took it away.

02:19Why are you filing nails then?

02:21Not nails, he is sharpening his sword.

02:23Okay, he is just playing Chimta.

02:25Sir, I am sharpening the sword.

02:28What are you doing?

02:30I am sharpening the sword.

02:32We are just waiting for the queen's order.

02:34Okay.

02:36We will put your back to back.

02:38I think you are talking about back to back.

02:41No, no, he is the son of a doctor.

02:42He will put his back to back.

02:46I will put my back to back.

02:49Okay, where are the king and the queen?

02:52Yes, yes, yes.

02:54One by one.

02:56I think there is going to be peace between you two.

03:00I think you are sitting peacefully.

03:03No, and Mr. Haroon, why will he put his back to Pushpa?

03:08He will put a pile of corpses.

03:10He will put a pile of corpses.

03:12He will put a pile of corpses.

03:14Okay.

03:16Someone can escape from a sword attack.

03:18But no one can escape from the arrow of Shaka's bow.

03:23What is the reason behind the arrow of Shaka?

03:26I am a student of Hawka.

03:28My arrow finds its target by itself.

03:31Where did you learn from him?

03:33In movies.

03:35I don't understand one thing.

03:37Why are you two soldiers glossy and the rest are not glossy?

03:38Actually, it symbolises our ranks.

03:42The bigger the warrior, the more he will wear plastic.

03:46No, the bigger the warrior, the better the brand.

03:52I have a problem with you.

03:54Yes.

03:56Why is the female representation so less in your clan?

03:59You are trying to say zero.

04:01No, I mean there is only one girl.

04:03Who is it? Who is the girl amongst you?

04:05Are you a girl?

04:07No.

04:09Such a big moustache is a symbol of a man.

04:12Then you haven't seen our college girls.

04:17Where is Queen Alia today?

04:19She is resting in her grave.

04:21Call her.

04:23Why? Is she a king?

04:27She can't come right now.

04:29She is resting in her grave.

04:31No, she is also resting in her grave.

04:34Rita, when she came in front for the last time

04:37and she fought with a sword,

04:39she got scared.

04:41What happened after that?

04:43No one fought with you.

04:45My sword is thirsty for the blood of an enemy.

04:47But no one dares to come in front of my sword.

04:51And when Fika's sword moves,

04:53it moves faster than a cat.

04:55Oh no!

04:57Even Janki Chiranjeevi reads the script.

04:59By the way, there is one thing.

05:01You have thought a lot about your name.

05:02Fika.

05:06When will the war begin?

05:08Tomorrow.

05:10The opposing army is in a very peaceful condition.

05:12This peacefulness is a sign of a storm.

05:15We will wait.

05:20Why are you laughing?

05:22Why are you laughing?

05:24Mr. Arun, last time when we came to him,

05:27the people inside didn't get food.

05:29Yes.

05:30What kind of a scene is going on?

05:32Is everyone full?

05:34Believe me.

05:36I swear, we are very hungry.

05:38We have only one warm food left.

05:40No, we have a lot of food.

05:42We have a lot of food.

05:44We have a lot of food.

05:46Okay, call the king.

05:48The royal chariot is coming.

05:50Come with us.

05:52Okay.

05:55Wow.

05:57Chipatalar, is this the enemy's plan?

05:58This is their good plan.

06:05Congratulations to you, Chipatalar.

06:07You have won the war.

06:09How is that?

06:11Their king has a problem with the coins.

06:14Jumbish Bakyan, smarty pants,

06:17the God of death,

06:19the emperor,

06:21the king of Lancelot of Camelot

06:23has arrived.

06:29Chipatalar.

06:31Chicken.

06:33We also have a lot.

06:37His psychological warfare is amazing.

06:40This man is amazing.

06:42He keeps them hungry,

06:44eats in front of them.

06:46He will die himself.

06:48He is spicy.

06:50Shut your mouth.

06:52You can even see your veins here.

06:54So what do you think,

06:56where is this foreign water coming from?

06:58Whether you are the king of the opposing empire

07:01or you can join the army for just an hour.

07:07Remember one thing.

07:09The food we eat,

07:11fruits,

07:13we have brought with us.

07:16Leave the loyalty of this empire

07:19and join us.

07:22All this will be handed over to you.

07:25Traitor.

07:26Take me with you.

07:29We are not scared of these foods.

07:33We have given the blood of our ancestors

07:37to the walls of this fort.

07:40We are not scared of these foods

07:43for the sake of a chicken.

07:48We are not scared of these foods.

07:51We live here to stay hungry.

07:57Do you have any idea

07:59that if this siege continues for a long time

08:01then you will be under the influence of cannibalism.

08:04Everyone has to die.

08:06We have to see

08:08who goes to the grave with pride.

08:10This means that you will die

08:13but you will not give up.

08:15But let's see how hungry we are

08:17for another half a day.

08:19See as much as you can.

08:22King.

08:23They don't give to their army.

08:25How will they give to us?

08:27Arul sir, it must have happened

08:29that at the time of these sieges

08:31they must have been shut down.

08:33People who don't have food

08:35on the other side of the castle

08:37must have started eating each other.

08:39Cannibalism has never happened

08:41because inside the fort

08:43not only was there an army

08:45but all the people

08:47who were there

08:49were also kept inside.

08:51So in the end

08:53it has come to a point

08:55that all the people

08:57will die of hunger

08:59then the siege would end

09:01and they would give up.

09:03It was very rare

09:05that they would not give up

09:07and attack them.

09:09If there was a war

09:11then the army would win the fort

09:13but it was very rare.

09:15And it is not that the army

09:17that used to siege

09:19used to win

09:208-7 times

09:22and then come back to siege again.

09:24Absolutely right.

09:26Brother, come with me

09:28and keep this throne outside.

09:30Yes sir.

09:32Otherwise the emperor

09:34will see all the drama.

09:37If you want to see our loyalty

09:40then throw a sack

09:42at us.

09:46Shibazalar

09:48Time is up.

09:50Now we don't need peace

09:52there will be war.

09:54As long as this tray

09:56is in front of us

09:58there is peace on our side.

10:00So now coming in

10:02Monika

10:05Pulse

10:07Dragon Queen

10:15Your majesty

10:17before announcing the war

10:18I want you

10:20to meet the dragon.

10:22Your majesty

10:24you have cheated me

10:26for the second time.

10:28I don't know any dragon

10:30I don't know any egg.

10:32I just want

10:34a war with you.

10:36Before announcing the war

10:38I want you to meet the dragon.

10:40Bring Casper.

10:42As you wish your majesty.

10:45Casper

10:46Casper

10:48Rita

10:50Yes your majesty

10:52Go and announce to the army

10:54to get ready for the war.

10:56As you wish your majesty.

11:00She took the tray too.

11:02Have courage

11:04this is what happens in wars.

11:06I am standing with you.

11:11Casper

11:13Dekaras

11:17Sibathalar

11:19Your majesty

11:21They really have a dragon.

11:23What should we do?

11:25Your majesty I think we should go back

11:27and make arrangements for the dragon.

11:29And remember

11:31our dragon is so angry

11:33that he doesn't even know

11:35how to speak properly.

11:37Mr. Haroon

11:39Casper has grown a beard too.

11:41Look these are not beards

11:43these are his jaws.

11:44He wants to attack us

11:46with nebulas.

11:48Dragon

11:50Casper

11:52Go that side.

11:55Now speak

11:57where is your pride?

11:59I am still giving you

12:01the message of peace.

12:03Take his egg from me

12:05and end this war.

12:07Sibathalar

12:09What should we do?

12:11Your majesty I think

12:12we should go back

12:14and make arrangements for the dragon.

12:16Where is the egg?

12:18Sibathalar

12:20Bring the dragon egg.

12:22He is busy right now.

12:29Here it is your majesty.

12:31Wow

12:33The dragon

12:35but this egg

12:37is very small.

12:39He is very open in this egg.

12:40He is still betraying us.

12:42Why?

12:44This can't be the dragon's egg.

12:46Why?

12:48He was very weak like Sibathalar.

12:50This is your mistake.

12:52One egg has four eggs.

12:56Sibathalar

12:58allow me to shoot arrows

13:00because my arms are stiff.

13:02Wait

13:04the peace has started.

13:06I think I told the soldiers

13:08that you will move forward.

13:11Let's go.

13:23Hurray

13:25Long live the king

13:27Long live the king

13:29Long live the king

13:34Long live the king

13:36Congratulations on your victory.

13:37Congratulations on your victory.

13:40Thank you very much.

13:43Congratulations on your victory.

13:49Go

13:51and decorate the party.

13:54Hurray

14:04Go Rita

14:05bring a lot of fruit

14:07to these soldiers.

14:09Yes your majesty.

14:16I can smell a fruit from this.

14:19Or this dragon

14:21has used more fruit

14:23before giving this egg.

14:25You can check the rest at home.

14:27Just get out of here.

14:29He is a kid

14:31he is an egg.

14:33Don't hold him like this.

14:36Kayalya

14:38Yes

14:40We will cut him here and check.

14:42We can't cut him here.

14:44These are some rules of war.

14:46Whether a sword is used on a human

14:48or on a fruit

14:50it is considered a war.

14:52Then let it be a war.

14:54Cut him.

14:56No

14:59Oh

15:01he is hot.

15:03Your hotness

15:05gives a seed egg.

15:10But Kayalya

15:12you have cheated us.

15:15Which egg is the dragon with sweet fruit?

15:18He gives according to the season.

15:20Yes

15:22Commander

15:24I declare war.

15:26Attack

15:28Soldiers

15:30Get ready

15:31Attack

15:34Geeta

15:36Put him in the treasure.

15:38Soldiers

15:40Attack

15:45Attack

15:49They are fighting with arrows.

15:51Attack

15:53Hit him

15:56Hit him in the eye.

15:58In the eye

16:01Pull him

16:06We are running out of weapons.

16:08We are running out of weapons.

16:14The dragon was also a liar.

16:17Come with me.

16:22We have been fighting since morning.

16:24My arrow has become a dagger.

16:26Hit him with the arrow.

16:28I don't have an arrow.

16:29Hit him with the arrow.

16:31Attack

16:33Attack

16:35Attack

16:37Attack

16:39Hit him with the arrow.

16:41I thought it was a movie.

16:43Attack

16:45Attack

16:47Soldiers

16:49What happened?

16:51The fort's door is broken.

16:53The fort's door is broken.

16:55Attack

17:00Wow

17:02Long live the king of Camelot.

17:05Long live the king of Camelot.

17:07Long live the king of Camelot.

17:09Long live the king of Camelot.

17:20Wow

17:22The castle has been breached.

17:30Let's go.

17:32Let's go.

17:34Let's go.

17:36Let's go.

17:38Wow

17:40All the people have left through the back door.

17:42Yes

17:44Then close this door as well.

17:46Close it.

17:48Hurry up.

17:50Wow

17:52Unlock it.

17:54Yeah

18:00Rita was standing here with the chicken.

18:03Oh God, what happened to us?

18:06This is a very bad thing.

18:09There are two eggs and a door as well.

18:15There are no dragons in reality.

18:18Dragons are a mentality.

18:21Dragons are here.

18:23Now we are under siege.

18:25And you are in captivity.

18:29Today will be a fruitful day.

18:33But this is wrong.

18:35Tell me, Queen Alia.

18:37When we were under siege, did we stop eating?

18:40Yes, we did.

18:42Soldier

18:44Come closer.

18:46No

18:48Now you

18:50This won't happen again.

18:52How do you feel after eating for the first time?

18:56There are a lot of fruits.

19:00Viewers, there was a small break.

19:03We will meet again after the break.

19:10Welcome back, viewers.

19:12We have two astronauts with us for Space Day.

19:16Let's talk to them.

19:18Greetings.

19:20First of all, you serve humanity.

19:22You are Khalaabaz.

19:24Though you look like Rangbaz to me.

19:26But since you are Khalaabaz,

19:28you serve humanity by risking your life.

19:32You go to Khala

19:34and there you are in a suit

19:37which is full of death.

19:40So first of all

19:42No, there is death inside as well.

19:44I wanted to thank you first of all.

19:48But all of a sudden I looked at them.

19:50Greetings.

19:52Greetings.

19:54How are you?

19:56The way you are flying,

19:58do you go to space on a one-to-five basis?

20:00Yes.

20:02I am doing this to see the sun.

20:04I have to do more.

20:07I have decided what I wanted to say.

20:10What did you want to say?

20:12I didn't bring the money.

20:14For what?

20:16I didn't take you to the destination.

20:18I took you to the destination.

20:20There is a hotel there.

20:22You will get food there.

20:23The hotel is separate.

20:25The accommodation is separate.

20:27How will you get accommodation in a hotel?

20:29There is no such thing there.

20:31I took the money.

20:33I said it will be settled.

20:35You told me to listen to Shaukat Ali's song.

20:37I didn't make you listen to it.

20:39Tell me,

20:41since you have just returned from Khalaabaz,

20:43how did you like the world down there?

20:45I have seen the world from up there.

20:47I have seen the earth as one.

20:49Actually, the people who live here

20:51are also one.

20:53They live in their own minds.

20:55They live in their own minds.

20:57There is only one house from up there.

20:59There is only one family in it.

21:01When did you start the program

21:03to bring debris back from space?

21:05Yes.

21:07Do they spray dung in space?

21:10Mr. Arun,

21:12this is Khalaabaz,

21:14and that is Baitul Khalaabaz.

21:19I went for a walk with him.

21:21Why?

21:23He said,

21:25I will cut it here, not outside.

21:27Everyone calls your passenger debris.

21:30Answer me.

21:32Debris means dung.

21:34Dung.

21:36Can't I hold someone's face?

21:38Before taking the money,

21:40you are not defining me.

21:42What are you telling me?

21:44What can I do to define you?

21:46Raj says,

21:48there is corn bread.

21:50How will we travel?

21:52There is a grave in the world.

21:54Ozone.

21:56Ozone.

21:58It protects us from UV rays.

22:00It protects us from such harmful things.

22:02If it is not there,

22:04we can't live.

22:06There is a big hole in it.

22:08We are trying to fill that hole.

22:10We are doing it.

22:12Humans have done it.

22:14There is a big hole in the ozone layer

22:16above Antarctica.

22:18If those direct rays reach a human,

22:19they are cancerous.

22:21There is a lot more.

22:23You can't live.

22:25Ozone is very important.

22:27Ozone is oxygen.

22:29But it is not the oxygen

22:31we breathe.

22:33It is not O2.

22:35It is O3.

22:37O3.

22:39It is heavier than O2.

22:41It is a cover

22:43that keeps us alive.

22:45There is a big slap here.

22:46There is a slap on the face

22:48of those who say

22:50the world has become itself.

22:52Humans have become themselves.

22:54Proteins have become themselves.

22:56Amino acids have become themselves.

22:58Coincidentally.

23:00Ozone layer

23:02puts us in such golden locks

23:04in space

23:06where we can breathe.

23:08Otherwise,

23:10it was impossible to exist here.

23:12We were talking about Antarctica.

23:14The ozone layer has ended.

23:1660 years ago,

23:18humans decided to cover it.

23:20Do you know why it was made?

23:22There is something called CFC.

23:24You do air freshener at home.

23:26The things that come out

23:28I will explain it to you

23:30in a better way.

23:32The things that come out

23:34have CFC.

23:36It is there to create pressure.

23:38CFC, chlorofluorocarbon

23:40spoils the ozone layer.

23:42Things end in the air.

23:44But they don't end.

23:46Absolutely.

23:48It stays.

23:50We will add one more thing.

23:52The refrigeration

23:54ACs

23:56are coming out of it.

23:58We are using them.

24:00But since humans started

24:02trying,

24:04it has been getting repaired.

24:0650 years ago,

24:08where it was,

24:10it was in a bad condition.

24:12Now it is back.

24:14What is your plan

24:16We will close it

24:18with the help of Mr. Agha.

24:20How?

24:22Give it to Mr. Agha.

24:24We will add spices to it

24:26and close it.

24:28It will take 70-80 years

24:30to repair it.

24:32It will be covered till 2090.

24:34We will pull it out

24:36after 2090.

24:38Suppose Mr. Agha's body

24:40is on the other side

24:42and his feet

24:44are on the ground.

24:46What will he do?

24:48It is not like that.

24:50We are scientists.

24:52We will trap him

24:54and give him flour.

24:56You close your hole

24:58and start cooking my feet.

25:00There is a war going on

25:02in space.

25:04You all live in this world.

25:06You see the sky

25:08and think it is clear.

25:10But you realize

25:12that scientists

25:14who have done

25:16so much damage

25:18can guess

25:20how much

25:22junk

25:24and waste

25:26is there

25:28in space.

25:30Count it.

25:32I will start

25:34with Rs. 50,000.

25:36You tell me.

25:38Rs. 5,00,000

25:40Rs. 17 crores

25:42Nut bolts

25:44Yes, different things

25:46and believe me

25:48if something goes in space

25:50it travels around the world.

25:52Your TV channel

25:54your cell phone

25:56your GPS

25:58What happens is

26:00I make a company

26:02a satellite

26:04I leave it in space

26:06and it costs me billions.

26:08It is available on rent

26:10if you want to run your channel

26:12you use my satellite.

26:14You take your cell phone

26:16and use it.

26:18It is available on rent.

26:20When they used to leave the satellite

26:22it used to keep rotating

26:24and it didn't need to change its path.

26:27Now there is so much debris

26:29so much junk

26:31so much junk

26:33that it has to change its path

26:35and you can guess

26:37that at a speed of

26:39thousands of kilometers per hour

26:41those pieces are moving

26:43and whatever it touches

26:45will come out from the other side.

26:47In tall buildings

26:49if it touches from the top

26:51it will come out from the bottom.

26:53It is travelling so fast

26:55so it is very important

26:57to create awareness

26:59to stop this junk

27:01and clean it first.

27:03You don't have to worry

27:05it will be clean.

27:07My uncle's son

27:09used to collect coins

27:10and you used to work so hard

27:12You didn't say

27:14I can't stay here forever.

27:16No, you said

27:18you are educated

27:20so you can do this.

27:22He is educated like Mishri Shah.

27:24The iron will be collected

27:26but what will happen

27:28to the poop bags?

27:30Do you understand poop bags?

27:32Yes, tell me.

27:34Tell me, if a meteor is coming

27:36to hit our earth

27:38at a very high speed

27:40how will we save ourselves?

27:42Close your phone.

27:44No, what she is trying to say

27:46is that there are huge rocks

27:48and thousands of rocks

27:50are coming at a time

27:52but their speed is so fast

27:54that as soon as they enter

27:56our environment

27:58they get burnt.

28:00God forbid

28:02if a huge rock comes

28:04it can kill the whole world.

28:06Do you remember dinosaurs?

28:08Yes.

28:10Dinosaurs got extinct

28:12because of this.

28:14Yes, a rock fell on them

28:16and they must be thinking

28:18that it was going to happen to us.

28:23We will take a short break.

28:25We will meet after the break.

28:41Welcome back, viewers.

28:43Now we are going to play

28:45an amazing buzzer game.

28:49Yes.

28:51This is a surprising entry.

28:53Have you seen it?

28:55This is called, you have come

28:57under Danish buzzer.

28:59Mr. Danish, we love you.

29:01Thank you very much.

29:03Today the most senior people

29:05have come to the game.

29:07Amar, Akbar and Hatmi.

29:08Amar, Akbar and Hatmi.

29:10It's done.

29:12First of all,

29:14I will request you

29:16to choose

29:18a player from the audience.

29:20Who wants to join

29:22Mr. Agha Majid's team?

29:24I think the glasses guy

29:26can make you win.

29:28He is a genius.

29:30I am a glass too.

29:32You are a glass too.

29:34Come on.

29:36A round of applause.

29:39Greetings.

29:41Greetings.

29:43What is your name, sir?

29:45Hamza.

29:47Hamza, what do you do?

29:49I am a real estate agent.

29:51Now I would like you to choose

29:53who would like to play with you.

29:55Raise your hand.

29:57Who wants to play with Saleem?

29:59Come on.

30:01Wow.

30:03Greetings.

30:05Greetings.

30:06What do you do?

30:08I am a student.

30:10What are you studying?

30:12Second year.

30:14What are you studying?

30:16FSC Medical.

30:18Wow.

30:20That's great.

30:22Saleem needs you.

30:24Good luck to you.

30:26Good luck to you, Hamza.

30:28Mr. Dhani,

30:30who would like to play

30:32with these moustaches?

30:34Come on.

30:36Shehroz.

30:38What do you do?

30:40I am a software engineer.

30:42That means the competition is tough.

30:44But today,

30:46you have the property dealers' lodge.

30:48You have to try

30:50and listen to the questions carefully.

30:52There is an answer to every question.

30:55Let's start with the easiest question.

30:57The first question.

30:59The easiest question.

31:01What is it

31:03that only

31:04goes up and doesn't come down?

31:07Yes, Mr. Agha.

31:09Five.

31:11Four.

31:13Three.

31:15Ruh.

31:17Ruh.

31:19If Ruh goes up,

31:21it means a person comes down.

31:23Yes, Mr. Saleem.

31:25The height of a person.

31:27Wrong answer.

31:29Let me give you a hint.

31:31Put your hand on your stomach.

31:32What is it

31:34that only goes up and doesn't come down?

31:37Dollar.

31:39Hold on.

31:41Mr. Agha.

31:43Mr. Agha.

31:45Mr. Agha.

31:47Listen to me.

31:49Sir, these SOPs

31:51are for us.

31:53We know.

31:55No, no.

31:57I told you.

31:59It will be late.

32:00Mr. Agha.

32:02Come here.

32:04You said it.

32:06You are not doing it.

32:08What is it?

32:10Mr. Agha.

32:12Come here.

32:14Come here.

32:16Come here.

32:18Come here.

32:20Come here.

32:22Let him do it.

32:24No, no.

32:26If you convince your partner

32:28to do it,

32:30he won't do it.

32:32Come here.

32:34What are you doing?

32:36Come here.

32:38Mr. Agha.

32:40You are doing a film scene.

32:42You are sitting on a horse.

32:44Where is the horse?

32:46On the ground.

32:48Give me the horse.

32:50He is jealous.

32:52He is sitting on a horse.

32:54The horse is dead.

32:56You are sitting on a horse.

32:58You are threatening your enemies.

33:00Sultan Rai used to die.

33:02But the problem is

33:04that you are sitting on the horse

33:06facing the other side.

33:08You have to come from there to there.

33:10And you have to threaten

33:12that your enemies are standing behind you

33:14and the horse is facing them.

33:16Come here.

33:18Your horse is there.

33:20Your horse is here.

33:22You sit on your horse

33:24and your horse will sit on you.

33:26And the enemy is there.

33:28The horse's face is also here.

33:30No, no.

33:32Hold his tail.

33:34Why should I hold his tail?

33:36Are you mad?

33:38You look like a man

33:40who is ashamed of his horse.

33:47Remember.

33:49I will kill

33:51all your enemies.

33:52I will slap you.

33:58Wow, wow, wow.

34:00Where will you run from here?

34:03It's the horse's wish.

34:05Then bring the horse.

34:07So elephant.

34:12So big, so elephant.

34:14Love you, my sister.

34:16So beautiful, so elephant.

34:18It's funny that you said it first.

34:20Human age.

34:22Wow, wow, very good.

34:25Next question.

34:27What is it

34:29that only comes down and doesn't go up?

34:32Yes, Mr. Agha.

34:34That only comes down

34:36and doesn't go up.

34:38Rain.

34:40Rain.

34:42Wow, wow, wow.

34:44Agha, Agha, Agha.

34:46How was it?

34:48No, I brought the enemy down.

34:50What is it

34:52that has a head

34:54and a tail

34:56but no legs?

34:58Yes, Mr. Agha.

34:59Snake.

35:01It has a head

35:03and a tail.

35:04No legs.

35:05No legs.

35:06Snake.

35:07Correct.

35:08Yes.

35:10You didn't even tell me.

35:12I was thinking.

35:14You didn't even play this.

35:16Wow.

35:17Mr. Agha, I didn't know.

35:19Okay, question number two.

35:21What are the keys

35:24that no one can unlock?

35:27Salim.

35:28Key chain.

35:29No, no.

35:31It's a key chain.

35:33It's not a key.

35:34Salim.

35:36If someone should know

35:38the answer to this question

35:40then it's you.

35:42This is a very big hint.

35:44You have given us a lot of time.

35:45A lot of time.

35:46You have given us a lot of time.

35:47Keyboard keys.

35:48Keyboard.

35:54Genius.

35:55Wonderful.

35:56Wonderful, Mr. Anjali.

35:57Question number one.

35:58What is it

36:00that is yours

36:02but you use it the least?

36:06Salim.

36:08Five.

36:09Four.

36:11Three.

36:12Two.

36:14One.

36:15Silence.

36:16No.

36:17No.

36:18Very good.

36:19Very good.

36:20Very good.

36:21Very good.

36:22Very good.

36:23Very good.

36:24Very good.

36:25What is it

36:27that you can hold with your right hand

36:29but not with your left hand?

36:32Yes, Mr. Agha.

36:33Left hand.

36:34Left hand.

36:37Very good.

36:38Very good.

36:39We won.

36:40Very good.

36:41Very good.

36:43Our

36:45team has won.

36:46Bring the gift.

36:48Question number five.

36:50No, but let's give the gift first.

36:51Your gift is done.

36:53But I will give the gift to the one who has answered.

36:55No.

36:56Not again.

36:57Wonderful.

36:58The question is

36:59which vitamin is found in the rainwater?

37:02Ganesha.

37:03Ganesha.

37:05Hey.

37:06What was that?

37:07You.

37:09No.

37:10No.

37:11No.

37:12No.

37:13No.

37:15You are the player of hula hoop.

37:17Oh.

37:18You are at the international level.

37:19What is hula hoop?

37:22You have to spin the hula hoop.

37:24Okay.

37:25And you have to call your students and tell them

37:28that you have to get ready tomorrow.

37:30I am going to take your test.

37:31And while doing hula hoop

37:33you have to sit and stand.

37:34That's it.

37:35So easy.

37:36Very easy.

37:37Yes.

37:38Put your earphones on.

37:39Okay.

37:40Hula hoop.

37:41Hold the moustache.

37:42Yes.

37:44Phone.

37:47Hula hoop.

37:48Hula hoop.

37:51Tomorrow you will have a mezzanine

37:53and a narrative structure.

37:59Wow.

38:03Wow.

38:04Wow.

38:05Wonderful.

38:06The students will say

38:08sir, where is the video?

38:09Sir, how are you?

38:10I am fine.

38:11Come out from there.

38:12I did a prank with Mr. Dhani.

38:15In actual fact,

38:16Hamza has won this game.

38:18I bought this gift for Hamza.

38:20Wow, Mr. Agha.

38:23You are answering every question.

38:27Mr. Agha was really great.

38:30Mr. Agha also gave me a beard.

38:31Well done, Hamza.

38:33Wow.

38:35Very good.

38:39Are you a medical student?

38:41Where do you get this kind of medicine?

38:46Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for a short break.

38:48Don't go anywhere. See you after the break.

39:04Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.

39:05Yes, Arzoo.

39:06Mr. Arun, today I went to the famous stage of Hoshiyariyan.

39:10I see.

39:10I saw a lot of people standing there.

39:14Someone was singing, someone was reciting poetry, someone was reading a poem.

39:18So I said, what are you doing here?

39:21Come to the stage of Hoshiyariyan.

39:23I came there and recited the poem.

39:24Wow! You did a great job.

39:27So why don't you go to them?

39:32Yes.

39:32Greetings.

39:33Greetings.

39:34My name is Saqib Raza.

39:35Saqib.

39:36I am an auditor and I do a job.

39:39Okay.

39:39I would like to sing a song for you.

39:41Wow!

39:42Go ahead, sir.

39:43My love, my love, I thought you were like that.

39:52I have seen a face like the rays of the sun, but not like you.

40:01Every moment of my love is lost in you.

40:10I am neither a lover nor a lover.

40:15Tell me, my love.

40:21Our love is eternal.

40:25If you want, I can put my head at your feet.

40:31If you ask for this life, I can give up my life for you.

40:39Wow!

40:41Wow!

40:42Wow!

40:44Next.

40:45Greetings.

40:46My name is Shehroz and I would like to recite a poem.

40:49Shehroz, recite the poem.

40:50We bathe in the pond, eat dead meat.

40:53Wow!

40:53We laugh and whistle.

40:56Wow!

40:57We are restless, we miss the show.

41:00Wow!

41:00We shed our blood, then we get beaten up.

41:03Wow!

41:03We loot the fortunes and then go to the market.

41:06Wow!

41:07Who are these people?

41:08Where do they come from?

41:09We say goodbye and then forget about it.

41:12Wow!

41:13Wow!

41:16Next, next.

41:17My name is Muhammad Iftikhar Hussain.

41:19Yes.

41:19I have a request from Mr. Agha.

41:21Yes.

41:21His voice is very similar to Mehdi Hassan's.

41:24Yes.

41:24Please recite a song for me.

41:26Wow!

41:26Thank you, Agha.

41:27Wow!

41:29Wow!

41:29Very good.

41:30Very good.

41:32I have a request from Mr. Agha.

41:33I am worried about his face.

41:34Let him go. We don't have time.

41:35Wow!

41:38In life, everyone falls in love.

41:48Wow!

41:49Even after death, I will love you.

41:59Wow!

42:01In life, everyone falls in love.

42:09Wow!

42:10I have realized that I have found you.

42:20My life is broken for love.

42:29Wow!

42:30I have left my breath for you.

42:49Wow!

42:50Wow!

42:51I will sacrifice my life for you.

42:58Wow!

42:59Wow!

43:01Wow!

43:02Mr. Agha, very good.

43:03But I would like to ask you.

43:04Has anyone ever told you that even after death,

43:06I will love you?

43:08Has it ever happened?

43:09Alhamdulillah. Alhamdulillah.

43:10But what if it happens?

43:11I got married very early.

43:12She has been telling me since the beginning.

43:15The couplet was not complete.

43:16She said, I will sacrifice my life for you.

43:19She didn't say anything else.

43:24She used to say such beautiful words.

43:27She has the right to mourn.

43:29Wow!

43:30I have left my breath for you.

43:32Wow!

43:33Yes, sir.

43:34I will see a lot of problems in the gathering.

43:38I will see a lot of problems in the gathering.

43:42The way of expression will change when I am not there.

43:44Wow!

43:45Wow!

43:46Wow!

43:48Greetings.

43:49Greetings.

43:50My name is Hitab. I want to read the poetry.

43:53Go ahead.

43:54Thank God, everyone knows how to read.

43:56Can I go out and tell them?

43:58No, no.

44:00Listen to the poetry.

44:01Yes.

44:04Thank God, everyone knows how to read.

44:06You don't know what death is.

44:09Thank God, everyone knows how to read.

44:10Otherwise, Ameer would have made fun of it.

44:12He was poor, that's why he died.

44:13Otherwise, Ameer would have made fun of it.

44:15He was poor, that's why he died.

44:17Wow!

44:18When death comes,

44:19neither did Ajal leave, nor did Kisra or Dara.

44:22Wow!

44:23Sikandar Sahb Fateh also lost to him.

44:25Wow!

44:26No one can take away Siddhara's desires.

44:27Only Dara is left.

44:28This is the only game left.

44:30This is the world where you have to find a place.

44:31No, no.

44:32Yes, dear.

44:33Greetings.

44:34Greetings.

44:35Heart, heart.

44:37Patisar.

44:38Go, go.

44:39Patisar.

44:40Go, go.

44:41Heart, heart.

44:42Patisar.

44:43Go, go.

44:44Patisar.

44:45Oh, earth.

44:47Oh, sky.

44:49Oh, heaven.

44:51Go, go.

44:54The world is a mess.

44:58The world is a mess.

45:02Heart, heart.

45:03Patisar.

45:04Go, go.

45:05Patisar.

45:06Heart, heart.

45:07Patisar.

45:08Go, go.

45:09Patisar.

45:11Patisar.

45:12Patisar.

45:13Zindabad.

45:14Wow!

45:15Wow!

45:16Wow!

45:17Very good.

45:18Very good.

45:19Wow!

45:20Very good.

45:21Very good.

45:24Viewers, this was today's show.

45:25InshaAllah, we will meet again.

45:27Take good care of yourselves in the next show.

45:28Allah Hafiz.

Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 12th October 2024

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