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00:00Assalamu Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariyan.
00:21Friends, we know that there are good people and bad people in this world.
00:25Generally, when we meet people in our lives, we decide whether they are good or bad.
00:34My request is that always remember that in a bad environment,
00:40if you keep a good person, it is possible that something bad happens to him.
00:46If you bring a bad person in a good environment, it is possible that he becomes very good.
00:54Many times, the environment, the situation, the ambience that is being given to him,
01:01he is responsible for how he is dealing with you.
01:06So, the decision that we make immediately, before making that decision,
01:10sometimes think that in which environment did you see him?
01:15In which environment did you judge that person?
01:18Many times people are very good, but because of the environment,
01:22they are in such a situation that bad things happen to them.
01:26So, don't make these decisions.
01:28Instead, try to give a good environment.
01:31And the biggest responsibility is of the leaders, of our rulers,
01:35that they give us an environment that is good,
01:38in which there is compliance with the law,
01:40in which if someone wants to do something bad, his hand should be stopped,
01:43so that he gets well.
01:44Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:47Today, we will take you to Chaudhary Sahib's den and see how Chaudhary Sahib is.
01:51Oho, what happened to Chaudhary Sahib?
01:53This is his new job, isn't it?
01:55It seems that Chaudhary Sahib…
01:57Why are you worried, brother?
01:58Mr. Arun, tell me.
02:00Yes, what happened?
02:01There is a lot of stress.
02:02What happened? What is it?
02:04I have started doing business for the first time in my life.
02:07No, this is a very good thing.
02:09But remember one thing.
02:11Tell me.
02:12No man should start a business,
02:16until there are three or four things in it.
02:19Okay, dear.
02:49Mr. Arun, I have started doing business.
02:51Try it out.
02:52It's a good thing.
02:53My prayers are with you.
02:55Is there a partner in this or not?
02:57There is a partner.
02:58He wants to do business with me on a 50% partnership.
03:01Okay.
03:02Complete the paperwork.
03:04Mr. Arun, what is the paperwork?
03:06I trust my tongue.
03:07You do trust your tongue.
03:09But see, this often happens.
03:11And this is my message to everyone.
03:13When you do any business with your friend, your relative, your brother,
03:17with anyone,
03:19then you say,
03:21I have said it, it doesn't look good.
03:23I will tell him to write it on the paper too.
03:25And brother, this is an order.
03:27This is God's order to write.
03:29And keep some witness on it.
03:31Then okay, you become a witness.
03:33We will do the paperwork.
03:34Of course, do the paperwork.
03:35In this, tell me, is your capital investment safe?
03:38Sir, I don't need your money.
03:40I have to live here.
03:41What kind of business is this?
03:42I want to do message distribution.
03:45What do you mean?
03:46What kind of business is this?
03:47Sir, it's a salt business.
03:48Okay, it's a salt business.
03:49It's a good business.
03:50And how much are you buying?
03:52How much do you want?
03:53A whole packet.
03:55And then it will be of 200 kgs.
03:57At least it will be 250 gms.
03:59250 gms.
04:00And a small packet?
04:01Of one pav?
04:02Yes.
04:03Why are you starting such a big business?
04:05Sir, business is like that.
04:07It is not seen that how much will be the distribution.
04:10Just tear the work, I will have to do it.
04:13Who gave you this idea to start a salt business?
04:15Sir, where will this idea come from?
04:17When I was sitting, he came to the village.
04:19Okay.
04:20And he told me to buy this salt.
04:22And also the money.
04:23And I got everything.
04:25Why? What is this salt?
04:27Hey, Prince.
04:28You have prepared a very good salt.
04:30You trust me.
04:32Mr. Arun, I have noted one thing.
04:34That you should never trust that person
04:36who says that you should trust me.
04:38Okay, this is one thing.
04:40And second thing, never do such a deal.
04:42Absolutely.
04:43Too good to be true.
04:44He is saying that don't trust such a person.
04:46You are saying too good to be true.
04:48Deal done.
04:49Done.
04:51Give me the packet and also the advance.
04:54Okay, why are you giving him the money?
04:56Sir, he is a poor man.
04:57That's why I am giving him the money.
04:59The more salt I sell,
05:01the more profit you will get.
05:03God bless you, salt.
05:04And God bless you, Prince.
05:06Keep this.
05:08Wow.
05:10God bless you.
05:14And you will enjoy so much
05:16that the world will go crazy for you.
05:18Don't worry.
05:20I will make this salt taste good.
05:24Billu's salt.
05:25Tell me, how much do you want?
05:26I understood.
05:27I didn't say anything crazy.
05:31Mr. Arun, is this related to MLM scheme?
05:34This is not MLM at all.
05:36I think there is very less MLM in Pakistan.
05:38But I think this is related to something else.
05:41Let's go ahead and see.
05:43I won't reveal it now.
05:44It was fun today.
05:46I would say that the dogs and the dogs
05:48did a great job.
05:49Very good.
05:50I had a lot of fun today.
05:51I had insulted your chair and the band.
05:53Don't try to hit me.
05:59Believe me, I have hit you a lot.
06:01But your obedience is too much.
06:04By the way, when you both came
06:06it looked like such a beautiful couple.
06:08Believe me.
06:10Today we went to dance.
06:11It was a dog race.
06:12Okay.
06:13Who will run in the dance?
06:16The dog ran with me.
06:17So I ran with him.
06:18He ran ahead.
06:19He lost.
06:20Okay, Mr. Acharya.
06:21You also had a dog.
06:23Like you were getting ready to run in the race.
06:25Yes.
06:26I made him run in the race.
06:28Okay.
06:29Then?
06:30He ran.
06:31So what happened in the race?
06:32I made him run.
06:33Yes.
06:34He ran.
06:35So he didn't run in the race.
06:38What is this?
06:39Salt, Mr. Chaury.
06:41You can make salt and sugar.
06:43Mr. Chaury is thirsty.
06:44I am also thirsty.
06:45I am not your servant.
06:48But I am the servant of your next
06:50and last seven generations.
06:55How are you?
06:56Is everything fine?
06:58Yes.
06:59Everything is fine.
07:00Everything is fine.
07:01Yes.
07:02Your show is great.
07:03It was great.
07:04You brought him to the village.
07:05Really?
07:06It was great.
07:07Do you have a teacher?
07:08Yes.
07:09I have all teachers.
07:10I am the junior.
07:11He says he has all teachers.
07:12He is a great teacher.
07:15You went this way.
07:16Where did you come from?
07:17Okay.
07:18I was running.
07:19Yes.
07:20I came this way.
07:21Where did you come from?
07:26I have sent him to Horsh Kanjwi Land.
07:28I have sent him to Horsh Kanjwi Land.
07:29I have to build a main gate here.
07:32Okay.
07:33You have built it.
07:34I have to put salt.
07:35Because Horsh Kanjwi is made of salt.
07:37Yes.
07:38Because the saltiness ends.
07:39Absolutely.
07:40Then his vision is fulfilled.
07:43Hello.
07:44Oh no.
07:45He is bad.
07:46You should not say anything to him.
07:47He will apologise for no reason.
07:49He has got into your saltiness.
07:53Drink, Dhaniya.
07:54You drink first.
07:55When did I tell you to drink?
07:57You have asked for onions first.
07:58Do you have only one glass of onions?
08:02I will hit you.
08:03I will slap you.
08:04I will break your legs.
08:05How will you slap me?
08:08Don't you have a stick?
08:12Go ahead.
08:13Go ahead.
08:14Go ahead.
08:15What is the matter, uncle?
08:18I feel like it.
08:20Three and a half legs.
08:24Go back.
08:25Go back.
08:26Greetings, Chowdhary.
08:27Greetings.
08:28How are you?
08:29Chowdhary, I am fine.
08:30Sit down.
08:31Uncle, sit down.
08:32Sit down.
08:33I am feeling irritated.
08:34What happened to you?
08:35You are a good boy.
08:36I had told him.
08:37What happened to him?
08:38This boy has made my life hell.
08:41What did you do, uncle?
08:42Chowdhary, I will cry.
08:43I will cry.
08:44I will hit you.
08:45I will hit you.
08:46I will beat you.
08:47Chowdhary, give me a drink.
08:48Chowdhary, give me a drink.
08:49Chowdhary, give me a drink.
08:53I swear by God.
08:54I will not drink till today.
08:57Chowdhary, I am telling you.
08:58Why are you drinking?
08:59Chowdhary, don't die.
09:01Don't die.
09:02Chowdhary, don't die.
09:06Chowdhary, you are talking nonsense.
09:08What?
09:09What?
09:10You are talking nonsense.
09:15Chowdhary, I am feeling irritated.
09:16Chowdhary, I will explain to you as much as I want.
09:18Chowdhary, I have lost so much weight.
09:20I have lost so much weight.
09:26Chowdhary, give me a drink.
09:32You have brought him from my den.
09:36You are a drunkard.
09:37We think you are a drunkard.
09:41I swear by God.
09:42I am dead.
09:43I swear by God.
09:44I swear by God.
09:45I swear by God.
09:53Poor boy.
09:56Chowdhary, didn't your father give you AIDS?
09:58Tell me.
09:59So that you can get high.
10:00Do you get high?
10:01I enjoy it.
10:04Chowdhary, answer him.
10:06Chowdhary, answer him.
10:10He is not going to get us high.
10:11He is going to humiliate us.
10:14But it is necessary.
10:15If people are getting high in your village
10:17then it is necessary for you to be humiliated.
10:18I don't know.
10:19I don't know.
10:20I don't know.
10:21I don't know.
10:22I don't know.
10:23I don't know.
10:24I don't know.
10:25Believe me.
10:26This boy was my housekeeper.
10:27Oh.
10:28Why?
10:29Did he start working in the morning?
10:31He used to sell everything in the city.
10:33He didn't leave anything at home.
10:34Oh.
10:35He used to eat small portions of meat at night.
10:39Did you want this?
10:40Yes.
10:41That you can cook big dishes.
10:42Four plates.
10:43Yes.
10:46Your father has grown old.
10:47Why doesn't he get humiliated?
10:52It won't take long.
10:53Till the time he doesn't get humiliated
10:55you won't be able to speak in front of him.
11:00Where will I get him?
11:01Where will I get him?
11:02He doesn't speak.
11:03He doesn't speak.
11:06I am done.
11:07I don't want to roam around.
11:08I don't want to roam around.
11:12Mr. Chaudhary.
11:13I have cleaned the entire house.
11:15Very good.
11:17Shahid, you?
11:19Nasreen, you?
11:21Where did you go?
11:23I?
11:24I was right here, Nasreen.
11:27You were saying
11:28that you will come back as a big man.
11:30Nasreen.
11:32To earn money
11:33I sold every utensil in the house.
11:36Still you couldn't become rich.
11:38But I didn't get intoxicated from the market.
11:41Oh.
11:42What is this story?
11:44Mr. Haroon.
11:45Shahid and I used to love each other.
11:47When I got this proposal
11:48my father said.
11:49What?
11:50That I can't marry you to this poor boy.
11:53Oh.
11:55Do you want to hear this story?
11:57I will curse myself.
11:58Curse me.
12:02Today I came to know
12:03that this boy does drugs.
12:06Today I came to know
12:07that he has a snake in him.
12:10I will have a glass
12:11in my destiny.
12:14In the village
12:15there is love and drugs.
12:17I am in trouble.
12:18Oh.
12:20Forget all this.
12:22I am against this marriage.
12:23Why?
12:24People say that
12:25I can become a servant.
12:26Show me your son's gold jewellery.
12:28Sir, I will tell you
12:29that I can become
12:30a son's bride
12:31by doing this job.
12:32How?
12:33By getting married.
12:36Remember what I said.
12:37Yes.
12:38No person is small or big.
12:40No person is small or big.
12:42Aunt.
12:43Yes, Mr. Chaudhary.
12:44Do you want to marry your son?
12:46Yes, Mr. Chaudhary.
12:48Listen to me carefully.
12:49Okay.
12:50I want to marry your son
12:51with this girl.
12:52I want to create
12:53a custom in my village.
12:55Very good.
12:56But he does drugs.
12:57No, Chaudhary.
12:58A boy does drugs.
12:59He can't do it here.
13:02Why doesn't he try?
13:04Why doesn't it end?
13:07Did a star tell you
13:08that you should drink
13:09a glass of water?
13:11Chaudhary, this marriage is done.
13:12I will throw you out.
13:14Why will you throw Mr. Chaudhary
13:15out of the village
13:16by holding him tight?
13:17What is your problem?
13:19You are the one
13:20who threw him out
13:21of the village.
13:22What is happening
13:23in the mansion today?
13:24Chaudhary, have some shame.
13:25You can't get
13:26this poor girl married
13:27to this drunkard.
13:28Have some shame.
13:29Me?
13:30Yes.
13:33Oh, no.
13:35This marriage will take place here.
13:38Listen to me.
13:39Yes.
13:40Leave this boy's mansion.
13:41Okay.
13:42I will get him treated.
13:43Aunt, you go home.
13:44Until the boy gets cured,
13:45I won't let you leave.
13:46Okay.
13:47Wait for him.
13:48Your marriage will take place here.
13:49Will your daughter
13:50get up from this mansion?
13:53She is a virgin.
13:54She will never get up
13:55from this table.
13:57Mr. Chaudhary,
13:58thank you very much.
13:59You are doing me
14:00a huge favour.
14:01She is your daughter.
14:02What favour?
14:03There is no favour here.
14:04Go.
14:05Chaudhary.
14:06Thank you, Mr. Chaudhary.
14:07Stand properly.
14:08Okay.
14:09Nasreen.
14:10Yes, Mr. Chaudhary.
14:11Have you ever worked in a film?
14:12Yes.
14:13Don't you know
14:14how to exit the frame?
14:15Yes, I know.
14:19Hey,
14:20take him inside.
14:21I will teach him a lesson.
14:22Come if you want.
14:23Feed him.
14:24Drink him.
14:25I will teach you a lesson.
14:28Mr. Chaudhary,
14:29I am leaving.
14:30This is my last time.
14:31If he doesn't come now,
14:32I will teach him a lesson.
14:37Mr. Chaudhary,
14:38I have dropped him inside.
14:39Come on.
14:40Drink and dance.
14:41You also come.
14:42Okay.
14:43I don't need you.
14:44I don't need you.
14:45You are always with me.
14:46Really?
14:47Come on.
14:48You are my father.
14:50Go.
14:51Come on.
14:52He shouldn't get drunk.
14:53Mr. Chaudhary,
14:54I have brought a bottle for you.
14:56I have brought it.
14:57By the way,
14:58the curse of alcohol
14:59shouldn't spread in our village.
15:00Yes.
15:01It is your misdeed.
15:02You are the Chaudhary of this village.
15:04If you have a sore throat tomorrow,
15:06how will you answer?
15:07Why do you keep him quiet?
15:09Does he understand?
15:12No, he doesn't.
15:13Mr. Chaudhary,
15:14where did you get this curse from?
15:15Chaudhary has agreed.
15:16In fact,
15:17he has also told Pandey.
15:18I have also called Pandey's salesman
15:20and asked him to fix it.
15:22How did he agree so soon?
15:24He gave it for his own sake.
15:27What?
15:29But he is a hardened criminal.
15:31He didn't agree.
15:32Then?
15:33He kept it under his mother's feet.
15:37He still didn't agree.
15:38Then?
15:39I said,
15:40it is for your mother's sake.
15:43I don't understand, Dhaniya.
15:45You don't understand?
15:46I am very worried.
15:51Where are you going?
15:55We are going to sell it.
15:57Why?
15:58What are you going to sell it for?
15:59We are not going to sell it.
16:02Chaudhary is a drunkard.
16:03What are we going to sell it for?
16:04It is an extra.
16:06What?
16:07Yes.
16:08There are two of you in the house.
16:10And Pandey is alone.
16:14You can have a glass of oil
16:16and he can have a glass of sugar.
16:20Hey!
16:21Sit here.
16:22Then the shop will be closed.
16:24Then we will get you killed.
16:26Don't you understand love?
16:28Then we will get you killed.
16:30Then you will live happily.
16:31Dhaniya,
16:32it is for your mother's sake.
16:33It is for your mother's sake.
16:42He didn't move.
16:45He is drunk.
16:48Believe me,
16:49my work is done.
16:54What happened?
16:55What is happening?
16:57What did I drink?
16:59Hey!
17:00Tell me.
17:01What did you drink?
17:03I think I am flying.
17:05Chaudhary, where are you?
17:06You have two faces.
17:09I had sugarcane.
17:10I made sugarcane with salt.
17:12And this is salt.
17:13Oh, yes.
17:14This is salt.
17:15Oh!
17:17He was just saying
17:18a small packet.
17:19These are drugs.
17:20Yes.
17:22These are the poisons
17:23that are spoiling young people.
17:25I want this.
17:28I want this powder.
17:30You want to take this powder?
17:32Yes.
17:33Chaudhary,
17:34this powder is spreading
17:35all over the village.
17:36Who is this powder?
17:37He is the one
17:38who gave me salt
17:39and went away.
17:40He is the tenant.
17:41Don't step on him
17:42and put your head
17:43on his feet.
17:46Chaudhary,
17:47you are having a lot of fun.
17:53Look at him.
17:54He is trying to kill me.
17:56What happened, Chaudhary?
17:57Yes, sir.
17:58Billu.
17:59Yes.
18:00Which powder
18:01do you give
18:02to the people
18:03in the village?
18:04I don't give any powder.
18:05I give salt.
18:06You give salt
18:07to the people
18:08with the help of salt.
18:09You give these things.
18:10Drugs.
18:11Gullu.
18:12Yes, Chaiji.
18:13Tell me one thing, uncle.
18:14Give me the order.
18:15Why are you getting angry?
18:16Someone is trying
18:17to kill me.
18:18If you want to save your life,
18:19then apologize
18:20to him
18:21for what you did
18:22in the village.
18:23Please forgive me, Gullu.
18:24Please forgive me.
18:25You scoundrel.
18:27Call 1122.
18:30Why should I call 1122?
18:33Call 115.
18:34He won't be able
18:35to call 115.
18:44Where is Dhania?
18:46He is in the shop.
18:47He is drunk.
18:48Dhania.
18:49Dhania.
18:50Dhania.
18:53Ladies and gentlemen,
18:54we will take a short break.
18:55We will meet after the break.
19:03Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
19:04Now, we will play
19:05a great buzzer game
19:06with our audience.
19:10Is anyone ready?
19:11I am ready.
19:12Who is ready from this side?
19:13No one.
19:15And from this side?
19:16Yeah.
19:17Very good.
19:18So, let's welcome
19:19Agha Majid.
19:23Welcome.
19:26Welcome.
19:28Get ready.
19:29Make the furniture.
19:35Mr. Agha Majid
19:36is here.
19:37Now, let's welcome
19:40Arzu Fatima.
19:43Good job, Arzu Fatima.
19:46Why are you
19:47looking at me like that?
19:48I am leaving.
19:50And now,
19:51I would like to request
19:53you,
19:54Me?
19:55No, no.
19:57I would like you
19:58to invite
19:59Saleem.
20:03Saleem is here.
20:06Now, you have to
20:07choose
20:08who will play
20:09this game with you.
20:10Who will be your partner?
20:11Ladies first.
20:12Because ladies
20:13have the first right.
20:14So, Mr. Agha,
20:15you choose, please.
20:18I am…
20:21I don't understand.
20:22Who should I choose?
20:24Okay, raise your hands.
20:25Who will play
20:26this game with Mr. Majid?
20:27Come on, come on.
20:28Leave everyone else.
20:31My brother is here.
20:33Oh, wow.
20:34Come on, pick up the mic.
20:35Don't get angry.
20:36I will
20:37break my partner.
20:40Greetings.
20:41Greetings.
20:42Oh, wow.
20:43What is your name?
20:44Mohan Shoaib.
20:45Now, I would like
20:47you to choose
20:48the person
20:49who is standing
20:50with Mr. Saleem.
20:51I will choose
20:52the person
20:53who is wearing
20:54a green shalwar kameez.
20:55Oh, wow.
20:56Congratulations.
20:59Mr. Saleem,
21:00now it's your turn.
21:01Raise your hands.
21:03Come on.
21:04Oh, wow.
21:07What is your name?
21:08Muneeba Waqas.
21:09Muneeba,
21:10why do I feel
21:11that you are with him?
21:13Yes, I am with him.
21:14Okay,
21:15that means
21:16he will go
21:17to the same house
21:18no matter who wins.
21:19And, brother,
21:20what is your name?
21:21My name is Waqas Kaleem.
21:22Waqas Kaleem.
21:23What do you do, brother?
21:24I am related to
21:25the travel trade.
21:26I have my own travel agency.
21:27Oh, wow.
21:28Wow.
21:29I have heard
21:30that tickets have become
21:31very expensive.
21:32Tickets are expensive.
21:33Where is the cheapest
21:34place to travel
21:35at the moment?
21:36Thailand.
21:37I will give you
21:38a cheaper one.
21:39I have made you
21:40headless.
21:42By the way,
21:43have you gone to Thailand?
21:44Yes, I keep going.
21:45I have just come
21:46on the 25th.
21:47Okay, do you go with him?
21:48No, no, I don't.
21:49Ah!
21:50Ah!
21:51Ah!
21:52Baby!
21:53Baby!
21:54Baby!
21:55They say
21:56that it is a very
21:57important business trip.
21:58I don't even turn
21:59my mobile on there.
22:00Hey,
22:01keep your mouth shut.
22:07Let me tell you
22:08the rules first.
22:09The rules are
22:10that the one
22:11who rings the first buzzer
22:12will have the first right
22:13to answer.
22:14If you don't get the
22:15first right answer,
22:16the second number
22:17will be the third.
22:18And the one
22:19who gives the most
22:20correct answer
22:21will win the prize.
22:22It's a very simple game.
22:23It's a very easy question
22:24which I will start with.
22:25So, Vakas, are you ready?
22:26Yes, I am ready.
22:27Are you ready?
22:28Yes.
22:29Are you ready, son?
22:30Yes.
22:31Yes!
22:32Yes!
22:33Yes!
22:34Yes!
22:35Yes!
22:36Yes!
22:37Yes!
22:38Yes!
22:39Yes!
22:40Yes!
22:41Yes!
22:42Yes!
22:43Yes!
22:44Yes!
23:08Don't be nervous.
23:09Don't be nervous.
23:13Answer the question. Give us a chance.
23:15Wait. It's my turn.
23:16Your turn.
23:16Give her a chance.
23:18She can do it. So, she has to do it.
23:21Okay. Arzu, do you want a chance?
23:23Yes, I want a chance.
23:24You should have played it earlier.
23:25Yes.
23:28You sound like Sonia Rai.
23:32I didn't get the answer.
23:33I played the second one.
23:34Yes, Arzu. Over to you.
23:35Muniba knows everything. Muniba is answering.
23:38Sleep.
23:39No.
23:39Sleep.
23:41Sleep.
23:42Wrong.
23:43What did you take with you?
23:44Pillow.
23:45Pillow.
23:45Pillow.
23:47Wow.
23:48Very good.
23:51The next question is for you.
23:52It's an easy question.
23:53What is it that is tasteless
23:58and people eat it even if they don't want to?
24:01Muniba knows everything.
24:03It's tasteless and people eat it even if they don't want to.
24:09No one wants to eat it but they eat it.
24:11Mr. Agha, you played it on the second number.
24:13Yes.
24:16Mr. Agha, I don't think anyone eats tasteless food.
24:19Give me an answer.
24:22It's like a stick.
24:24No.
24:25Mr. Agha.
24:27I don't know. Mr. Salim.
24:29Abuses.
24:30Shame.
24:31There's one thing.
24:32It's not an abuse.
24:34It's a shame.
24:35Very good.
24:38Mr. Bajirao, what do you think?
24:40Don't pray for me.
24:42It's a waste.
24:45He doesn't fight with a dog.
24:47He says, I'm a year older. I won't fight with a dog.
24:49A father says, if a daughter is born like this
24:52she should have asked for something else.
24:58If the patient is breathing,
25:01he buries it under the carpet of the house.
25:04If a parrot learns everything,
25:07it will die of hunger.
25:10It looks like a mad parrot.
25:12It's sitting on the carpet.
25:15The next question is very easy.
25:17What is the place
25:19where no bachelor can go?
25:22Mr. Agha, you played it.
25:24It's so loud.
25:27The poor thing is tired of holding the mic.
25:30He gets a serum for his man-off.
25:34I'll give him a hint.
25:35You need a hint.
25:36Look.
25:37The game is going on one side.
25:38You need a hint.
25:39It's a place
25:40where even a married man doesn't like to go.
25:43Men are scared of going there.
25:45Even if you have to go once in a year,
25:46they say, why do you want to go there?
25:48It's a beautiful place.
25:50Here you go.
25:52Munibab.
25:53Labour room.
25:54Yes!
25:55Absolutely right.
25:56It's right, right?
25:57You keep going to Thailand.
25:59Tell him.
26:02You need a hint.
26:03Yes, tell him.
26:04Where you want to take your husband
26:07and he says, it's very important for me to go.
26:10In-laws.
26:11In-laws.
26:12Yes!
26:14I said it.
26:15Munibab knows everything.
26:17It's not my turn yet.
26:19It's not my turn yet.
26:20Ask the audience.
26:21Your turn is over.
26:22I said it, but my turn was over.
26:23My personality is also over.
26:29Okay, next question.
26:31What is it
26:33that people spend lakhs of rupees
26:36but never want to use it?
26:40Insurance.
26:41Insurance.
26:42Yes!
26:44I knew it.
26:44Congratulations.
26:46Yes!
26:47Yes!
26:49He is so proud.
26:50Look, I won't let him do it.
26:52He will break it.
26:55Very good.
26:57Very good.
26:58Next question. Are you ready?
27:00What is it
27:01that freezes when heated?
27:04First, Mr. Agha.
27:05I..
27:09Play the replay.
27:11Let's see who played it first.
27:15No, Mr. Agha.
27:17Mr. Agha.
27:18Mr. Salim.
27:18Mr. Salim played it first.
27:20He broke it.
27:21Go outside.
27:22He saw it in the replay.
27:24Yes.
27:24Egg.
27:25Egg!
27:26Oh, my God!
27:29You are so proud.
27:30Oh, my God!
27:32Very good.
27:33Everyone saw it clearly.
27:36One more.
27:37This round is won by Vakas from Thailand.
27:42Come, Mr. Vakas.
27:44It's okay. We are one family.
27:45Nothing happens.
27:46Yes.
27:47Call him too.
27:48Muneeba doesn't know anything.
27:52You played very well.
27:54You tell me.
27:55You..
27:57You go to Thailand a lot.
27:58Tell me the names of five cities in Thailand.
28:00Phuket, Pattaya, Bangkok, Phuket, Pattaya.
28:06Did you get it, Muneeba?
28:09You were right.
28:12Okay, give me the gift.
28:15Very good.
28:16Very good.
28:17Wow!
28:18Sir, you played very well.
28:20Thank you very much.
28:21It was fun, sir.
28:22Come.
28:23Very good.
28:23Very good.
28:25Well done.
28:27Ladies and gentlemen, there is a small break.
28:29We will meet after the break at some other place.
28:30Be alert.
28:32Be alert.
28:36Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
28:38What is this?
28:39Pick up your friends from here.
28:42Why, sir?
28:43What is this?
28:43Sir, these are Jalebis.
28:44What else, ma'am?
28:45Are you selling drugs?
28:46I have kept so much butter.
28:47I don't know if I can even sleep.
28:49For you?
28:50Hey, boy.
28:52Yes.
28:53Go and tell him to give me Jalebis.
28:55Give me Jalebis.
28:56I keep this plate here.
28:58I can't keep it there.
28:59Because I have to keep it here.
29:01Okay, keep it here.
29:04Take this.
29:05Wait a minute.
29:06Don't you want to do the show?
29:08Don't you want to do the show?
29:09Don't you want to do the show?
29:11Don't you want to do the show?
29:12Yes.
29:12I am sitting here.
29:14Yes, bring that.
29:16Bring that.
29:18Your legs are long, right?
29:19Yes, I can do it.
29:25Sir, why have you brought Jalebis to the set?
29:27Today is the 40th day of the wedding.
29:29Oh.
29:30He eats Jalebis.
29:31He comes to our fair and eats 53 Jalebis.
29:34If a snake bites him, he dies.
29:38Agha sir, my arms are not that long.
29:40Please come here and give me Jalebis.
29:42Irza, you can't do it.
29:43I am a witch.
29:44I will..
29:45Okay, Irza.
29:46If your arms are not that long,
29:48try it with your tongue.
29:51Then she will bring Jalebis from the shop.
29:54Let's go and eat Jalebis.
29:56Okay.
29:59How many times have I told you, Chokla?
30:00My arms are not that long.
30:01Agha sir, you are being unfair.
30:02You have kept Jalebis here.
30:03If Jalebis get burnt,
30:04Salim will be in trouble.
30:06This is not Jalebi.
30:08Okay.
30:09Whoever is scared of this..
30:11Hello, brother.
30:13Out.
30:14There is a show going on here.
30:15Okay.
30:16Why are you out?
30:18Don't you want to save your man?
30:19Agha sir is going to die if this is not done.
30:22Oh, what happened?
30:23What happened?
30:24I had added poison to the Jalebis.
30:27And this is its antidote.
30:29What?
30:30Who are you?
30:31I am a scientist.
30:32The mad scientist.
30:33What was in the Jalebis?
30:34Don't worry about the poison.
30:36It was for him.
30:37And it was in a lot of quantity.
30:39Oh..
30:40I am eating it, sir.
30:43Give it to my friend.
30:44Listen to me.
30:45He is dying.
30:46He is also Chokla.
30:48My friend is dying.
30:49How can I give poison to my friend?
30:50You are a murderer.
30:52I am not a murderer.
30:52You have to make so many sacrifices for science and technology.
30:55What the hell?
30:56Call him.
30:57Call 1122 and 15.
30:59Get him arrested.
31:00Sir, don't get him arrested.
31:01Arrange a car for me.
31:03I am calling 1122 for you.
31:05And for him.
31:06Sir, he is asking you to get him arrested.
31:08No need to call anyone.
31:09I can save him in 15 minutes.
31:11How?
31:12I have its antidote.
31:13And the problem is that its antidote is nowhere in the world.
31:16I have made this poison.
31:17And I have made the antidote.
31:18Sir, quickly give me the injection.
31:21Don't worry.
31:22Give me the injection.
31:23Friend, you have 15 minutes.
31:2515 minutes.
31:26I will give it to my aunt.
31:29Give him the injection.
31:30Sir.
31:31Sir, you have 15 minutes.
31:33Give me my YouTube password.
31:38Who are you?
31:41Give it to me.
31:42No, Mr. Salim. Don't worry.
31:44I don't get blackmailed by such people.
31:46No.
31:48Sir, why are you saying this?
31:49Come.
31:50You are my parents.
31:51Sir, the antidote..
31:52Mr. Farooq, the antidote is good.
31:53I don't care if I die or not.
31:55I will die for the food I eat.
31:59The bigger the antidote, the more Salim will die.
32:01Sir, this was for Mr. Agha.
32:02I will give him a small dose.
32:04Okay.
32:04Sir, if you give him all of this..
32:06Yes.
32:07..and let him get tested again..
32:08..he will say that there is water in his lungs.
32:10Agha.
32:11Yes.
32:11I am not feeling well.
32:13Oh, God.
32:14I am not feeling well.
32:15Come, let's have some sweets.
32:18Sir, why are you getting worried?
32:20Sir, you have nine minutes left.
32:22Will the antidote be applied on Salim's arm?
32:24No.
32:28Not on his arm?
32:29No, there is no arm.
32:30Let me die.
32:32Do you want to die?
32:33Okay, bye.
32:35No, no, listen.
32:36Go, go, go.
32:37Sir, you are getting worried.
32:38I will do this and..
32:39Don't waste it.
32:40Don't waste it.
32:41Sir, don't waste it.
32:43It's not about wasting it.
32:44It's very bad.
32:45Don't waste it.
32:46Don't waste it.
32:47Sir, Mr. Salim, do something for science and technology.
32:50Do you have a slight headache?
32:51Yes, I do.
32:52Oh, yes, yes, yes.
32:53Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?
32:55Wi-Fi ring.
32:56Oh, man.
32:57Don't waste it.
32:58Don't worry.
32:59This is enough.
33:01Just a little.
33:02You have such a big nose.
33:04Oh, God.
33:05Okay, Mr. Salim, do you have a pain in your kidney?
33:07Yes, a little.
33:08You already have a problem.
33:11Do you have a pain behind your eyes?
33:12Yes, I have.
33:14Oh, yes, yes, yes.
33:15Hey, hey, hey, why are you wasting it?
33:16What are you doing?
33:17Just a little is enough.
33:19Why do you have a problem with Salim Alwaila?
33:20You are trying to kill him.
33:22There is no enmity.
33:23Then why?
33:24Mr. Arun, actually, I am making a poison
33:27which will be used as a vaccine later.
33:29It will save people's lives.
33:30Oh, okay.
33:31Salim is serving humanity right now.
33:33Okay.
33:34Salim, do you hear voices in your ears?
33:37Yes, yes.
33:37Do you hear old voices?
33:39Yes, yes.
33:39Are you abusing?
33:40Yes, yes.
33:41This is Nani.
33:44Does your nose hurt here?
33:46Here?
33:46Yes.
33:47Yes, it does.
33:47Oh, yes.
33:49Hey, why are you wasting it?
33:50Hey, don't throw it.
33:54Hey, I am not wasting it.
33:56Just a little is enough to save you.
33:58He is not wasting it.
33:59Everyone is spraying it.
34:00What are you saying?
34:02Hey, don't waste it.
34:03Okay, all of you will have to fulfill my demands.
34:05For example?
34:06First of all, the demand.
34:07Yes.
34:08Mr. Kaif Sher, recite a couplet for us.
34:10Hey, don't waste it.
34:13Hey, hey, don't waste it.
34:14Mr. Dharam, Mr. Dharam.
34:16Hey, recite a couplet for us.
34:18Don't waste it.
34:18Hey, I am feeling good.
34:19Hey, he is right.
34:21Hey, hey, hey.
34:22Mr. Doc, recite a couplet for us.
34:24Hey, I am not in the mood to recite a couplet today.
34:26Hey, don't waste it.
34:27Hey, don't waste it.
34:29Don't take tension.
34:30Just a little is enough.
34:32Mr. Dharam, I have small kids.
34:33And even the cows have small kids.
34:35Hey, there are no big cows like you.
34:38Okay, we don't have to fulfill this demand.
34:40Yes.
34:40Let's fulfill one more demand.
34:41Yes.
34:42Let's recite a funny couplet for Mr. Salim.
34:43The one with 12 quarters.
34:44Mr. Agha, I have 12 quarters now.
34:47Make me your brother-in-law.
34:52Don't be scared.
34:53I will become one.
34:54Yes.
34:55I will definitely wear it in half an hour.
34:58Mr. Agha is still alive.
34:59Mr. Agha has never made him his brother-in-law.
35:02Hey, don't waste it.
35:04Hey, you are my brother-in-law.
35:05I didn't waste it.
35:06This much is enough.
35:07I have already told you.
35:08Hey, what kind of doctor are you?
35:09You are my brother-in-law.
35:10One.
35:10My next demand.
35:11What?
35:12Amanat has recited a great couplet.
35:14Oh, I am dead.
35:15Oh, I am dead.
35:16Hey, don't listen to him.
35:17I will listen to your father.
35:20Yes, Amanat.
35:21Look at Mr. Salim.
35:22He has 12 quarters now.
35:24Hey.
35:25Hey.
35:26Hey.
35:27Hey, this is enough.
35:28This much is enough.
35:28Hey, Amanat.
35:31Forgive me if I have said anything wrong.
35:33Mr. Salim.
35:33The one with 12 quarters.
35:34Oh.
35:35And listen to one more thing.
35:37Okay.
35:38If I want to marry you,
35:39follow me.
35:42Oh.
35:43Oh.
35:44Oh.
35:44He doesn't do any work.
35:46I will forgive him.
35:47Oh.
35:48Oh.
35:50And listen to one more thing.
35:53If I..
35:56If I make you my brother-in-law,
35:58you will become someone else's.
36:01Oh, God, forgive me.
36:03I swear on my mother, I am dead.
36:07I don't understand.
36:07The 16th minute has started.
36:09Why hasn't he died yet?
36:10Really.
36:11You don't want Jalebis anymore?
36:13No, I don't want.
36:15Oh, I am dead.
36:16What happened?
36:17He drank the antidote.
36:18The poison is still there.
36:19Oh.
36:23Ladies and gentlemen, we will take a short break.
36:24We will meet after the break.
36:33Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
36:34Now we have Dr. Tahir Shaheer with us.
36:37Wow.
36:41Doctor, where have you been all these days?
36:43This question was asked last week.
36:46Doctor, there are some people in the audience
36:48who want to talk to us.
36:50So, let's talk to them first.
36:52Then you can give your opinion.
36:53Okay, fine.
36:54Who is the first one? Is it you?
36:55Greetings.
36:56Greetings.
36:57My name is Waqas Kaleem.
36:58And I have a question for Mr. Salim Alwaila.
37:01If a cat comes in front of him all of a sudden,
37:04how will he save his life and run away?
37:06A cat? He is a rat.
37:08He is a rat.
37:09He is my best friend.
37:10They say, if a cat comes in front of you all of a sudden,
37:12you can't save your life.
37:12I say, if a cat comes in front of you all of a sudden,
37:13you can't save your life.
37:15He is my best friend.
37:17He is a rat.
37:18Amazing. He is a rat.
37:19Answer him.
37:21You are not my friend. You are a cat.
37:22You can't run away.
37:25Very good.
37:26If a cat comes in front of you all of a sudden,
37:28you can't save your life.
37:31First, answer him.
37:32Mr. Salim, a lot of people have a phobia
37:35of some animal.
37:37Obviously, you don't have a phobia of pandas.
37:39Apart from that, you don't have a phobia of any animal.
37:41Why won't I have a phobia of pandas?
37:42Because they are with me.
37:45A rat.
37:45Oh, you are scared of rats.
37:47No, I am not.
37:48Why?
37:49This is a battle between two tribes.
37:52No, sir.
37:52In front of me, they have cut the tail of six of their rats.
37:57Mr. Salim had a rat in his house.
37:58Okay.
37:59His wife fought with him.
38:00She said, is he going to stay or should I stay?
38:02A rat is staying in the village, sir.
38:05Okay, next.
38:06Greetings.
38:07Greetings.
38:08My name is Kinza Babar.
38:09And I would like to sing a song.
38:12Yes, of course.
38:14I want to live with you
38:20I want to live with you for a hundred years
38:26I want to live with you
38:31I want to live with you for a hundred years
38:37I want to die at your feet
38:42I want to die at your feet
38:47I want to live with you for a hundred years
38:54I want to live with you for a hundred years
38:59Wow.
39:01Very nice.
39:02Very nice.
39:03I want to die at your feet
39:10I want to die at your feet
39:15I want to live with you for a hundred years
39:21I want to live with you for a hundred years
39:29I want to live with you for a hundred years
39:35I want to die at your feet
39:40I want to die at your feet
39:45I want to live with you for a hundred years
39:52I want to live with you for a hundred years
39:57Very nice.
39:58Very nice.
39:59Very nice.
40:01Mr. Arun, what is the comparison between four days and a hundred years?
40:04Obviously, a person wants to live for a hundred years.
40:06Yes, everyone wants to live here.
40:07But if Mr. Salim is with me, four days is a lot.
40:12A person will die after two days with you.
40:16Okay, next.
40:18Greetings, everyone.
40:20Greetings.
40:21My name is Naila Kashif.
40:23Yes.
40:24I want to recite a poem.
40:26Go ahead, Naira.
40:27While writing, the pen dried up.
40:30Master, there is no answer to my father's praises.
40:35Wow.
40:36Wow.
40:38Very nice.
40:39This is a poem from Instagram.
40:41Yes, absolutely.
40:42Next.
40:43Greetings.
40:44Greetings.
40:45My name is Khalil Ahmed, sir.
40:46I want to recite a poem.
40:48Sir, you want to recite a poem. Go ahead.
40:50Our silence is the silence of lovers.
40:53This silence is the silence of silence.
40:56I am silent because of my manners.
40:57I am silent because of my pride.
40:59I am silent because of thousands of differences.
41:01Once, the silence of Khalil and Ishaarat
41:04became a part of our silence.
41:05Wow.
41:08Very nice.
41:10Very nice.
41:11Mr. Khalil, you seem to be a brave man.
41:14How?
41:15If you search someone's house,
41:16you will find a water gun.
41:19Yes.
41:20Greetings.
41:21Greetings.
41:22My name is Sadia.
41:23I want to recite a poetry to you.
41:25Yes, go ahead, Sadia.
41:27We don't look at the whole picture.
41:28We don't cover it up.
41:30We don't worship the rising sun.
41:34We do good, but we don't talk about it.
41:37But the world thinks that we don't do anything good.
41:41Wow.
41:45Wow.
41:46This is the Pakistani cricket team.
41:48They don't do anything.
41:49They don't look at the whole picture.
41:50They don't cover it up.
41:51They don't do anything.
41:52Yes.
41:53Greetings.
41:54Greetings.
41:54My name is Afzal Hussain Batty.
41:56I am from Baba Bulleh Shah's Nagri Kusur.
41:58Wow, Mr. Bhatti.
41:59I want to recite a poem.
42:01Go ahead.
42:02There is no life if you call it life.
42:05There is no loss if someone calls it a loss.
42:08It is me who has left what I have left.
42:12It is me who has left what I have left.
42:16Otherwise, this decision would not have been easy.
42:19Wow.
42:20Very good.
42:22Wow.
42:24It is Baba Bulleh's Nagri.
42:25He has just brought a poem.
42:26He could have brought a poem from inside.
42:28In the break, Mr. Amanat was also saying
42:30that he wants to recite a poem.
42:31Yes, I want to recite a poem.
42:32I saw Dr. Amanat today.
42:34So, I remembered it.
42:35I also had a thought.
42:36You saw Dr. Amanat today.
42:37So, you remembered it.
42:38Yes.
42:40I have recited a poem.
42:42He has recited a poem.
42:43Wow.
42:44By the way, he also said that
42:46Ardhu, when I recite a poem,
42:47you say,
42:48wow, wow, very much.
42:49I will say, wow, wow, very much.
42:50The poem is like that.
42:52I say, wow, wow, very much.
42:53Hassan Khedrin Dedin Chaar.
42:55Oh, wow, wow, very much.
42:59Wow, wow, very much.
43:03Wow, wow, very much.
43:05Hassan Khedrin Dedin Chaar.
43:07Jumme Ra, Jumme Ha, Afta, Ettawara.
43:09Wow, wow, wow, very much.
43:11A lot of wow.
43:12Hassan Khedrin...
43:13It is not over yet.
43:14Wait, wait.
43:16It's 3 days.
43:17Hassan...
43:18He said it's 3 days.
43:19Okay.
43:20Hassan plays 4 days a week.
43:22Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
43:25He plays in his wife's house.
43:27He plays in his wife's house.
43:30Every Tuesday and Wednesday,
43:32Hassan plays 4 days a week.
43:34Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
43:35Wow!
43:37That's amazing.
43:40When it comes to poetry,
43:43let's listen to some good poetry.
43:44Yes, Doctor.
43:45You can't escape the police.
43:48You can't escape the police.
43:52You can't escape the police
43:55until you get a chance.
43:56Wow!
43:59You have beautiful eyes.
44:02Wow!
44:03You have beautiful eyes.
44:06We can't breathe here.
44:08Wow!
44:10Wow!
44:14You have beautiful eyes.
44:16We can't breathe here.
44:19And who will believe that?
44:21Wow!
44:22And who will believe that?
44:23The one who can't breathe.
44:25Wow!
44:28Wow!
44:29And who will believe that?
44:31The one who can't breathe.
44:32The one who can't breathe.
44:34And the one who can't breathe.
44:37..there is no water in it now.
44:39Wow! Wow!
44:41Wow! Wow!
44:43Doctor, it's fixed.
44:45It's fixed.
44:46The amount of water in the bottle..
44:49..there is no water in it now.
44:52And when the account is in the hands of the government..
44:55..when the account is in the hands of the government..
44:57..how can there be no doubt?
44:59Wow! Wow!
45:01And this is also Salim's name, there is no doubt.
45:03Yes, yes.
45:05And our customers also don't come to eat at their own place.
45:10Small and fat thieves don't come to me..
45:13..to give me political advice.
45:15Wow! Wow!
45:16Wow! Wow! Doctor, it's fixed.
45:18Small and fat thieves don't come to me..
45:20..to give me political advice.
45:23And what else should they do?
45:25There is no water in it now.
45:27Wow! Wow!
45:28Wow! Wow!
45:30Wow! Wow!
45:32There is no water in it now.
45:34And what happens if the salary is deducted?
45:37What happens if the salary is deducted?
45:40I don't get to earn money from that.
45:41Wow! Wow!
45:42Really, Salim?
45:43Come here.
45:45If the salary is deducted, I will also get deducted.
45:48Yes.
45:49And we have to stop it.
45:51We have to stop it.
45:53When there is no corona.
45:55Wow! Wow!
45:57Wow, Vicky!
45:58Wow! Wow!
45:59My words will happen..
46:02..but he doesn't come.
46:03He doesn't come.
46:04Wow! Wow!
46:05Wow! Wow!
46:07Doctor! Doctor!
46:08Wow!
46:09He doesn't come, but he comes.
46:11What a poem!
46:12Wow!
46:13Very good, Doctor!
46:15Very good!
46:16I can't escape the police.
46:17Again! Again!
46:19My words will happen..
46:22..but he doesn't come.
46:23He doesn't come.
46:24Wow!
46:25I can't escape the police..
46:26..until he doesn't come.
46:29Wow! Wow!
46:31You have to eat all the rotis.
46:34You are a little silly.
46:37Viewers, this was today's show.
46:39We will meet you in the next show.
46:41Take care of yourself.
46:42Goodbye.

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