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00:00Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyariyan.
00:22Friends, I have observed that on our social media, especially in Pakistan,
00:28whether it is Instagram or any other application, everywhere I see that there is an apathy,
00:34there is an oppression that people are doing and they are being affected a lot by it.
00:38It is happening that there are many people who have mental disorders,
00:42whether it is Down syndrome, ADHD, whatever it is, there are many.
00:46They are being made famous in Pakistan by making fun of their illness and people see it with great interest.
00:53Anyone who has a disability is made aware of it,
00:57who is unable to speak, who fumbles due to some mental disorder,
01:01which is not very obvious, but he has special needs,
01:05he is made fun of, he is made to say things.
01:08And I would like to draw your attention without taking names,
01:13that there are such people who used to be our big stars,
01:16but in old age, when their mind or their mind is affected by some illness,
01:20then people do their interviews in such a way that it becomes a joke and we have seen it happening.
01:26I would like to make a request about this,
01:28that it is exactly like this that if a person with fever is asked to run and when he falls,
01:35then his joke should be made fun of, he should be laughed at.
01:38These mental diseases, if you do not see them in front of you,
01:41then believe me, these are bigger diseases than that and they can also be cured,
01:45but no one pays attention to the treatment,
01:47rather their disability is deliberately made aware and views are taken on it.
01:53This is a great injustice, get rid of it.
01:56Come with this message, today we will take you to the jungle and see what the environment is like in the jungle.
02:15What are you doing?
02:16We are making a documentary.
02:18Boss, look there, a male lion is coming this way.
02:22So why are you going towards him?
02:24He is a male, he does not say anything because females eat males.
02:28From where did you learn this?
02:30Females eat males?
02:31No, males also sit at home because he is a king.
02:34Okay, he also cleared his misunderstanding.
02:36Yes, that's right.
02:37You do something.
02:38He is a male lion, if a prey comes in front of him, he eats it.
02:42Look, he is coming this way.
02:44He has broken up with his team and is looking very sad.
02:48Oh, what a big lion.
02:52This is a huge tongue.
02:59This tongue has used hair color on his face.
03:03By the way, Ayal looks very beautiful.
03:06Why is he wearing gloves? Are you doing motorcycle?
03:12Boss, he is not putting any mark on us.
03:34Which lion is this?
03:36Such a well-trained lion.
03:38Which lion is this?
03:43Such a big dacoit is showing you live.
03:48Close it.
03:49Why are all the animals behind the bushes?
03:55Looks like their washroom is behind the bushes.
04:03Look, he looks very dangerous from this face.
04:05Don't talk so much, what if he cooks food for you?
04:08Okay, he looks dangerous to me.
04:09Haven't you seen this movie?
04:11King Kong.
04:12He looks exactly like that.
04:14He is his elder son.
04:16He is King Kong's elder son and he has come to Lahore for training.
04:21Looks like he is hungry.
04:23I think the monkey is hungry.
04:26If anyone wants to give a message, then give it.
04:29His character is not good after seeing the monkey's move.
04:37What will come out now?
04:38Oh!
04:44Okay, I understand that the lion and the monkey were behind the bushes.
04:47What is this parrot doing there?
04:49No, the lion and the monkey were also behind the bushes.
04:52And the parrot should be on the tree.
04:54Have you ever seen a parrot of this colour?
04:56Where is he?
05:07I think someone has cut his wings.
05:09He is compelled to fly.
05:11He will walk and go.
05:12Even I think his wings are cut, Mr. Arun.
05:14His wings are very small.
05:16According to his existence.
05:18Mr. Mithu, do you want to eat shoes?
05:21Oh!
05:24Oh!
05:25He is so cute.
05:26I think he will get a lot of attention.
05:37Such a big parrot.
05:40I am a parrot and you are Maina.
05:42Hey, Mr. Director.
05:44What happened?
05:45Hey, the real lion has come.
05:47Hey, he is not real. Why are you scared?
05:49He is not real.
05:50Hey, he is fake.
05:51I got all the animals ironed.
05:53I don't know.
05:57That's why he was saluting.
05:59Oh, I thought he was real.
06:03No, sir. He is a real lion. Believe me.
06:05He is not real.
06:06Sir, he has a big mouth.
06:10Hey, this is your scene.
06:11You came first.
06:12He is a real lion.
06:13Hey, he came behind me.
06:14I told you.
06:15He came behind me.
06:16He said he wants to smoke.
06:17He wants to smoke.
06:18He has a big mouth.
06:22We are exposing this jungle.
06:25Why are you doing this?
06:26We are not exposing it.
06:27We are exploring it.
06:28What are you doing?
06:29Explore.
06:30What are we doing?
06:31Exploring it.
06:32We are exploring it.
06:33Exploring it.
06:34Yes, we are making a documentary.
06:36There is a big channel.
06:38They come to the jungle.
06:39Yes.
06:40They want to give us 10,000 dollars.
06:44Okay.
06:45They are making a documentary.
06:47How much do they pay you?
06:4810,000 dollars.
06:4910,000 dollars.
06:50Yes.
06:51Then why did they bring us here?
06:55She is the victim of my film.
06:57Which victim comes in Shilwarkamiz?
06:59Brother, it is different from the shooting.
07:01It is my son's role to go to the other side.
07:06Why are you wearing glasses?
07:07How will you aim?
07:08It is different from the shooting.
07:12It is my son's role to go to the other side.
07:16I don't know why I am wearing a cheetah coat.
07:19I have collected the money and given it to Shilwarkamiz.
07:22He is the hunter of our jungle.
07:23Yes.
07:24I will expose him.
07:25Why?
07:26Why will I expose you?
07:27Explore.
07:28Explore.
07:29You are a fake hunter.
07:30Yes.
07:31The monkey is fake.
07:32The parrot is fake.
07:33The lion is fake.
07:34All are fake.
07:35We are shooting.
07:36It means the jungle is fake.
07:38The lion is fake.
07:39The parrot is fake.
07:40The monkey is fake.
07:41Absolutely.
07:42The hunter is fake.
07:43Yes.
07:44All are fake.
07:45Absolutely.
07:46Okay.
07:47What is my scene?
07:48What is the dialogue with the lion?
07:49The lion will come from here.
07:51You will come from here.
07:52We will..
07:53What is the dialogue with the lion?
07:55What is the dialogue with the lion?
07:56It is your meeting.
07:58Do you think I am a small fat artist?
07:59No.
08:00The lion will come in front of me.
08:01I don't have a talkie.
08:03You have a talkie.
08:04He is asking for a talkie.
08:05With the lion.
08:06You have a talkie.
08:07Yes.
08:08The lion will do..
08:10You will do..
08:11This is a talkie.
08:14I want to sell it to the English.
08:15You want to make a film in English.
08:18You don't watch this channel.
08:19We will sell it here.
08:21We will take money from them.
08:23From them?
08:24Yes.
08:25You are on your talkie.
08:26The lion will come in front of you.
08:31Leave this.
08:33Tell me.
08:34What is our enmity?
08:37What enmity?
08:38The lion..
08:40Why are you shooting him?
08:42He is hitting your uncle.
08:43What enmity?
08:44There is a reason behind it.
08:46The hunter..
08:47He went to the town and shot him.
08:48You are the hunter.
08:50The hunter kills for fun.
08:54He hunts.
08:55He is a brave man.
08:56It is his hobby.
08:58Hobby.
08:59Go behind him.
09:00Take him from here.
09:01This way.
09:03Someone did a good deed here.
09:08Someone did a good deed in the jungle.
09:10Go.
09:11Go there.
09:12Go there.
09:15You go there.
09:16The fourth animal is behind the cars.
09:20I will tell you.
09:21A lone man is not lucky.
09:25You come there.
09:26Expose him.
09:27Expose him.
09:30That channel won't like the documentary
09:33that the hunter kills the animals.
09:35If the animals kill the hunter
09:37then he will kill them.
09:42In Rs. 450, I will get the land on Tuesday.
09:46I will also get a coat for the animals.
09:49That is not real.
09:51Listen to me.
09:52I am the director.
09:54You give me Rs. 450.
09:55I will give you Rs. 900.
09:56You are the hunter.
09:59We have an agreement.
10:01If you leave the film
10:02I will drag you to the court.
10:04I will drag you to the Supreme Court.
10:09Give me my money.
10:10I will drag you.
10:12Agreement is agreement.
10:14He will go to the Supreme Court.
10:16Go there.
10:18I got a stamp worth Rs. 1200.
10:20How much?
10:21A stamp worth Rs. 1200.
10:22He gave me a stamp worth Rs. 1100.
10:23He gave me a stamp worth Rs. 100.
10:26Why did you give me a stamp worth Rs. 450?
10:29My sister told me
10:30that this is a scene.
10:31It will be over in 15 minutes.
10:34It was about to happen.
10:35Go there.
10:36I don't even get a burger worth Rs. 450.
10:38What will you do with it?
10:39I have given you the bread.
10:41Go there.
10:42Hunter, aim there.
10:44Shoot.
10:45Come on, expose the hunter.
10:47Why is he exposing me?
10:49The hunter is looking for the prey.
10:52He is sitting there.
10:53Yes.
10:55He is behind the hunter.
10:57He is behind.
10:59He is behind.
11:00Turn around and see.
11:01As soon as the hunter
11:03took his aim
11:05the king, queen and daughter
11:07of the Masai Mara tribe
11:09followed him.
11:15What happened?
11:16What happened?
11:17There is an agreement with them too.
11:19Shah Noor, don't be scared.
11:21I have done their get-up.
11:23He is not a boy.
11:24He is a dancer from Shahzadiyar.
11:31Vijay.
11:33He is the master of Masai Mara.
11:34He is the master of Masai Mara.
11:35Yes.
11:36We have shown him
11:37that he has not drunk
11:38a drop of polio in the jungle.
11:41Is he an actor too?
11:42Yes, sir.
11:43He was my role in the last set.
11:45Okay.
11:46He is a good actor.
11:47Hey, dancer.
11:48Come here.
11:50Come here.
11:51Eat the leaves.
11:52What?
11:53Eat the leaves.
11:55Tell me about my role in the script.
11:57You are a wild man.
11:58You have to eat the leaves.
11:59Why are you asking me to eat the leaves?
12:01You made an agreement with me.
12:02I have written in the script
12:03that he will eat the leaves.
12:04Yes.
12:05I won't give you Rs. 200.
12:06I will give you Rs. 1200.
12:09Rs. 200?
12:10Yes.
12:11He can't tolerate
12:12Rs. 1200 stamps.
12:15Brother,
12:16you give money to the artist.
12:18You take all the stamps.
12:20I have to make a movie
12:21because I won't be able to jump.
12:22I won't be able to act.
12:23I won't be able to act.
12:24I won't be able to jump.
12:25I won't be able to act.
12:26I won't be able to act.
12:27Director,
12:28you made an agreement of Rs. 200.
12:30Yes.
12:31Give me half of it.
12:32I will send you the rent.
12:33Give it to him.
12:34He is not sitting behind you.
12:36Give me half of the payment.
12:38I have sent Rs. 200 on your mobile.
12:42I have the most expensive cast.
12:43I have done the girls in Rs. 2000.
12:45Really?
12:46Yes.
12:47How much money did you give them?
12:48Rs. 2000.
12:49What about the stamps?
12:50Rs. 5000 and 6 rings.
12:52How much did you give the cameraman?
12:53Rs. 1000.
12:54What about the stamps?
12:55Rs. 5000 and 6 rings.
12:56How much did you give the hunter?
12:57Rs. 400 and Rs. 1210.
12:59What about the stamps and rings?
13:00He is your brother-in-law.
13:03Do you know that he is taking Rs. 10 lakhs from us?
13:07Rs. 10 lakhs?
13:08Look at the expenses.
13:10How much did you spend on the jungle?
13:11The expenses are not good.
13:13He spent Rs. 8 lakhs on the stamps.
13:16Listen to me.
13:17I did this much for Anjuman and Gaan.
13:20But he didn't even say that.
13:23I had taken Rs. 5000.
13:25I was the one who was unemployed.
13:27I had taken only Rs. 10,000.
13:29Didn't Humayun Sahib say in a movie..
13:31..that if my mother was alive today..
13:33..then I would have been in this movie.
13:35I had taken Rs. 20,000 for that.
13:38I was the father of Humayun Sahib..
13:41..in that drama.
13:47I thought he was an ordinary artist.
13:49I just remember..
13:50..the picture in the movie..
13:52..I had taken the money for the picture.
13:54It was Rs. 15,000.
13:56That picture was not yours.
13:57No, I had taken it from him.
14:00In that blockbuster movie..
14:01..Om Shanti Om Shahrukh Khan..
14:03..he was standing at the back..
14:04..and saying, wow, he is acting so well.
14:06I had done that.
14:07How much money did I take?
14:08I had taken Rs. 1 lakh for that.
14:09I am not an actor.
14:16Hurry up.
14:17I have to go and do the next scene.
14:18I am standing in the bus.
14:19I have to do the engine.
14:21Collect 100 films of his.
14:23He has only 5 minutes of work.
14:24Do you want me to do it or not?
14:26I will do it.
14:27There is no time to do the work.
14:29The power is off.
14:30Where is our lion, monkey, parrot?
14:32Come inside.
14:34I had hidden them in the chillies.
14:39Sir, you have come at the right time.
14:41You were the one who asked for salad.
14:43Why did you come here?
14:44He is not my son.
14:45I am not married yet.
14:46I told him, I am a lion.
14:47Give me two pieces of meat.
14:49He said, eat potatoes quietly..
14:50..or else I will slap you.
14:51I told him, give me a plate of curry.
14:53You are not a parrot.
14:54Eat green chillies.
14:56You are a monkey.
14:57Didn't they give you bananas?
14:58No, sir.
14:59They didn't give me tea.
15:00Which monkey drinks tea?
15:04How much money did they give you?
15:05They don't have money.
15:06It's their debut.
15:07I can't even see their faces.
15:08What kind of debut is this..
15:10..that you can't even see their faces?
15:11Sir, I have a role of an animal.
15:14I am hungry.
15:17Do the scene.
15:18I have to go.
15:20You are not a monkey.
15:22I will slap you.
15:23I am telling you.
15:24Okay, sir.
15:25I will slap you.
15:26How will you slap me?
15:27Look at this.
15:31This is how you do it.
15:32Wow.
15:33He is a monkey.
15:34Come on.
15:35Keep your mouth shut.
15:36Come on.
15:37Come this way.
15:38Okay.
15:39Hey, parrot.
15:40No.
15:41Cut the parrot's tail.
15:43Which parrot cuts a dog's tail?
15:45Come on.
15:46Cut the lion's tail.
15:49Who is he?
15:50Come on.
15:51Come this way.
15:52Come this way.
15:53Okay.
15:54Come this way.
15:55I am with him.
15:56No.
15:57You are here.
15:58The real cameraman is coming.
15:59You are here.
16:00You are here.
16:01Here.
16:02Here.
16:03Here.
16:04Take your position.
16:05As soon as the lion, parrot and monkey come..
16:07..you will shoot them.
16:09No.
16:10The scene before that was cut.
16:11You open here.
16:12You do this.
16:13You do this.
16:14Go.
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25:08I'm going to give this to my aunt.
25:09He'll give it to you. He does everything according to his will.
25:12Will you give it to your elders or to your younger ones?
25:14Sir, it's not your happy birthday.
25:17I'm not going anywhere on your happy birthday.
25:20I'll use it on that day.
25:21I'm not going anywhere on that day.
25:23On my birthday.
25:24Wow.
25:25Birthday...
25:26What is this?
25:27What is it?
25:28On my birthday, I'll steal the candles.
25:35I'll give this to my aunt.
25:37Wow.
25:38This is a saag.
25:40This is a Washington saag.
25:42Saag?
25:43You'll get to know the culture if you buy a burki.
25:46Here you go.
25:49This is a real saag.
25:50Oh, wow.
25:52If the saag is good, then I'll eat it.
25:54You just need to temper it.
25:56I think he's giving you everything as a no.
26:00Look at this saag.
26:02Look at this.
26:02There are so many people. You should've brought more.
26:05More or burki?
26:07It's imported.
26:08Should I keep corn bread with it?
26:10Manuka honey.
26:11Not Manuka, Manuka honey.
26:13Manuka honey.
26:14Yes.
26:15Don't look for it. He's giving it again.
26:18Listen to me.
26:20When you went to buy this jaggery,
26:22I told you which perfume I like.
26:25No, no.
26:25The one that comes out of this bottle.
26:27The one that releases pressure.
26:29Look at the smell of the jaggery on the cloth.
26:32Come on.
26:35I got it for you.
26:36Come on, give it to your sister.
26:38Oh.
26:39Look at this. It's a good thing for you.
26:40Wow.
26:41Yes, it's a good thing.
26:42Here you go.
26:43It's all in your name. I saw it myself.
26:45It's all in your name.
26:47There's no brand mentioned on it.
26:49I'll get it for you.
26:50Why?
26:51When it's open, you'll get out of it.
26:59Ladies and gentlemen, this was a short break.
27:01We'll meet again after the break.
27:04Be alert.
27:06Be alert.
27:10Welcome back.
27:10I'm very sorry.
27:12Why?
27:13Mr. Saleem did something that none of us expected from him.
27:17He got married for the fourth time.
27:19No, he expected it.
27:23The audience today..
27:24I must tell you that during the break,
27:26many things were being said.
27:28Everyone was filled with talent.
27:31I was feeling the same and do you know what happened today?
27:33Normally, when we have an audience,
27:36when I come from outside, the first thing I ask is,
27:39how is the audience today?
27:40Believe me, it's a great thing for you all
27:45that I asked Mr. Agha Majid, how is the audience today?
27:48His answer..
27:49I think you get this answer once in a month,
27:52which he gave today.
27:52He said, it's great.
27:54So, let's give him a round of applause.
28:00Peace be upon you.
28:02Peace be upon you.
28:02Yes, Taiba.
28:03I would like to recite a poem.
28:05Yes, recite the poem.
28:07I was Yusuf-e-Zama, it's only a matter of time.
28:09Wow.
28:10You were kind to me, it's only a matter of time.
28:14Some incidents made me fall on the earth.
28:16I was the sky, it's only a matter of time.
28:19Wow.
28:22Very good.
28:25Mr. Agha, you had hair on your head, it's only a matter of time.
28:29Yes.
28:30Yes, Gondal, it's only a matter of time.
28:33Wow, wow, wow.
28:35He said, you will be ashamed of yourself after reading this poem.
28:39The cheque you got, it's been 40 years since it was closed.
28:44Now the prisoners..
28:44You know what, it's going to have a floor of its own.
28:48He brought this cheque to the prisoners.
28:51They are sitting on the floor with their eyes closed.
28:55Look at his face, he is not a farmer,
28:57he is a wrestler.
28:58Oh, God.
28:59Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
29:01And his head looks like this,
29:03but the rest of his head is like this.
29:09Mr. Agha, who are you calling a hyena now?
29:11When they call you a hyena,
29:13they say, get a scissor and cut his head off.
29:16No, Mr. Agha, once you were a hyena,
29:18now you are a prisoner.
29:21He says, a guest has come home.
29:22Okay.
29:23His father takes him to another room and says,
29:25let's have a joke with each other.
29:27He doesn't call me father in front of him.
29:31He says, it's going to rain,
29:33we should know this before anyone else.
29:35How?
29:36He says, you have an office in Mecca today.
29:38He says, we don't have a umbrella at home.
29:42He is feeding his kids potatoes every day.
29:43And he is telling his kids,
29:45one potato has the power of one fish.
29:47He says, dad, don't eat two or three potatoes.
29:51He cooks potatoes every day.
29:52A man says, you cook potatoes every day?
29:54He says, you don't recognize me?
29:56I am Aloo Arjan.
29:58Mr. Agha, who makes you wear socks?
30:03This is a technical question.
30:05Mr. Agha's father is so young..
30:08So young..
30:09He has refused me for such a thing.
30:14He said, you can't even touch my sister.
30:18Girls say, I don't say anything.
30:22No, Mr. Agha, you should say it.
30:24Why should I say it?
30:26I don't say anything.
30:27You should say it.
30:28If someone says anything to you,
30:30you should say it.
30:32This is the thing, Maipundi.
30:33Look at her and she is saying anything to you.
30:38Is your hair dyed or is it cold?
30:42Your hair is so brass and copper colored.
30:45You look good.
30:45Yes.
30:46Everyone looks good.
30:46She was sleeping outside.
30:48Yes.
30:48I was worried.
30:49I thought, she must have lost her mind again.
30:51What about the chicken made from Arzoo's head?
30:57Lower your head.
30:57He is saying that he is a Ghillie warrior.
31:02She is an engineer.
31:05She is driving on the road.
31:07Arzoo's wife must be saying that
31:09there are motorways in our house.
31:12I have never seen such a big motorway.
31:15She is thanking God that the roads are paved.
31:17The roads are paved.
31:19You are a fool.
31:21The petrol pump says that
31:22if you fill petrol at Rs. 2,000 and ice at Rs. 500,
31:25the engine will heat up.
31:27Mr. Agha, when you have to change the car while sleeping,
31:30do you push yourself to change the car?
31:33You fool, I have 12 people to change the car.
31:35I see.
31:36You have two to show off.
31:44Mr. Agha, he is talking to her.
31:46He has never even hit you with a stick.
31:48He just puts it down.
31:52He is taking a bath.
31:53He is not coming out of the tub.
31:54He is just standing there.
31:56Mr. Agha, when you have to wash your hair,
32:00you take water from the bucket.
32:02You go up and stand down.
32:04Mr. Agha, why do you have to wash your hair?
32:06Don't you have a shower upstairs?
32:08Okay, he didn't take a shower there.
32:09A Muslim doesn't take a shower there.
32:11Yes.
32:16Mr. Agha's body is 70% covered in soap.
32:22If Mr. Agha's note is ever down..
32:24Okay, it doesn't suit you.
32:26It doesn't suit you.
32:28It doesn't suit you.
32:28It's a prank, so remove it.
32:30Don't you have a stick on your head?
32:31No.
32:33You can't say that.
32:34You have to say it.
32:35You should have listened to your sister.
32:36I should have brought my sister here.
32:37She has a moustache.
32:41Mr. Agha's note will never fall on the ground.
32:43He has never picked it up.
32:44He has just said that he has seen it somewhere.
32:47He has seen his note.
32:49He has come to take a look.
32:52Mr. Agha has seen his note in the square.
32:54Yes.
32:55He was standing there with his feet.
32:56He asked, when will the police come?
32:58He said, I called them.
33:00They are coming to collect the money.
33:04Okay, next.
33:05Greetings.
33:06Greetings.
33:07Actually, your entire program is going on TV.
33:11Thank God, everyone is doing a great job.
33:13I am a big fan of Mr. Agha Majid and Mr. Saleem Alwila.
33:17And I would like to dedicate a couplet to them.
33:19Go ahead.
33:20To a third person.
33:21To a third person?
33:23To a third person.
33:23How many responsibilities do you have?
33:26I will present a couplet to someone.
33:28To someone else with the help of this couplet.
33:30To a third person.
33:31Yes.
33:31Drink tea, read the newspaper.
33:34Drown in the world, read the car.
33:36Wow.
33:37Drink tea, read the newspaper.
33:39Drown in the world, read the car.
33:42And got to read from the entire village.
33:44Yes.
33:45And got to read from the entire village.
33:47Now, there are four people in the Jama'at.
33:49Wow.
33:50Wow.
33:52I didn't understand, who did he give this couplet to?
33:58Find out who among you has read four.
34:00Yes.
34:05Get up and go home first.
34:06Don't do this to me.
34:09You know, it's possible that two of them have read yours
34:11and two of them have read mine.
34:13Mr. Saleem, they are so weak.
34:15They are so weak that they can't even pass through the gate
34:17and say that they have made the underpass open.
34:22They are so weak.
34:24Yes.
34:24They are so weak that they can't even find the drain.
34:27Yes.
34:28He told his wife to put a moustache on his face
34:29and she didn't.
34:32He went and slept in the shalwar.
34:36He comes out of the shalwar and tells his wife
34:38that he has spent so much on the tour tax.
34:42Mr. Saleem, they are so weak that
34:43if someone has made a paper plane and flown it
34:46then he can travel a little faster too.
34:52Yes, brother.
34:53Greetings.
34:54Greetings.
34:55My name is Muhammad Zulkarnain Yaqoob.
34:57Okay.
34:57Sir, I watch your show a lot.
35:00I am a big fan of Mr. Agha and Mr. Saleem.
35:02Brother, don't say that. They are all crazy.
35:06Whatever is happening, they are just talking nonsense.
35:10If you want to go, you have to sing that song.
35:18Ladies and gentlemen, there is a small break.
35:19Don't go anywhere. We will be back after the break.
35:21Be careful. Be careful.
35:24Be careful. Be careful.
35:27Welcome back, viewers.
35:29I have noticed something a while ago
35:31and it hurts me a lot.
35:33And it hurts me because
35:36the reason I am saying this is
35:39that I love my country.
35:41And God knows that whenever I think
35:45I never think that I would have been born here
35:48or there.
35:49I like Pakistan.
35:51And I want this to be fixed.
35:53And I am sure every Pakistani wants
35:56that the country should be like this
35:57and the money should be what we have.
35:59That's right.
35:59But the country should be like this.
36:00If you talk to a Pakistani, he says
36:02that one day I will go to Pakistan.
36:04They can't come.
36:05They start living there.
36:07I have noticed that
36:08we are not told anything
36:11that has been written in books since childhood.
36:13Maybe that is why our generation has passed
36:17without paying attention to books.
36:19It is very clear in books that
36:21when you talk to someone,
36:24talk to them in a way
36:25that you are talking to yourself
36:27so that you can be talked to
36:30in the way you want to be talked to.
36:32Wow.
36:32Now this is something to understand.
36:34If I say to you
36:35and you are my subordinate or my employee,
36:37I will say,
36:38come here.
36:40You will say, yes sir.
36:42But in your heart, your heart will say
36:44what is your problem?
36:45I will abuse you.
36:46You will abuse me in your heart.
36:48So if I say to you, listen to me,
36:50you will address me in the same way
36:51or you will address me in the same way while speaking.
36:54Yes, tell me.
36:55We are not told what the ethics are.
36:58You saw that I said in the monologue
37:00that people are being made fun of
37:01because they were not told since childhood
37:03that they are sick people.
37:03They should not be made fun of.
37:05In the same way,
37:05we were not taught the manners of speaking.
37:09I went to the airport when I was going out of the country.
37:11You know for sure,
37:12the bridge where you drop passengers
37:15to go out,
37:16whoever is on the mic there,
37:19our government keeps sleeping.
37:21They keep sleeping after seeing everything.
37:23Why was it said in the olden days
37:24that the king used to go to the market
37:26in disguise
37:27so that he would know how to treat a common man?
37:29Exactly.
37:30Here, if he has to go to a bakery or a clinic,
37:32there is a protocol.
37:34Exactly.
37:34That a certain gentleman is coming
37:36or a certain madam is coming.
37:37So when I got down from there,
37:38you know for sure
37:40how that man is talking
37:41who is speaking on the mic.
37:42Hey, just drop the passengers and move on.
37:44Yes.
37:45Man, are you treating people like animals?
37:48You are treating them like this.
37:49You can also say this.
37:51I request you
37:53not to keep your cars here for more than five minutes.
37:56Move it forward.
37:57Man, what do you think of us?
37:59You mean this conversation at the airport.
38:00At the airport.
38:01Okay, if you go inside and go to all the airports in the world,
38:04they talk to you so politely.
38:07They have created an atmosphere of comfort.
38:10These designers who design airports,
38:13they keep comfort in mind.
38:15That you should be comfortable.
38:16You are the voice of the aircraft.
38:19You come out of it.
38:21You get silence.
38:24You get peace.
38:25Lights are also set up like this.
38:26And when they announce there,
38:28they just tell you that your flight is about to take off in a while.
38:32You should come to the gate.
38:34And this used to happen at our airport.
38:36There is a communication with all the passengers.
38:39Now what is happening?
38:40At Lahore Airport.
38:41I am telling you about Lahore Airport.
38:43It's an international airport.
38:44What is happening here?
38:46How is that announcement starting?
38:47This is the last announcement.
38:49Yes.
38:50I was surprised to hear that this is the way you talk.
38:54There is no management or admin there
38:58who tells you how to talk to mothers, sisters, daughters, brothers, elders and children.
39:03This is the last announcement.
39:05Those who are going from a certain number of airlines,
39:07they should come to gate number 2 immediately.
39:09People like him must be giving such reasons that people don't listen to them.
39:13They don't listen to you because you are talking impolitely.
39:16If you talk politely, people will definitely listen to you.
39:19Absolutely. And they want to listen to you.
39:21When you treat a person with respect,
39:25let me tell you two things that I have read in Hypnotism.
39:28A person likes to be praised as much as he is a liar.
39:32He is right.
39:33A person likes to be praised as much as he is a liar.
39:37He thinks he is right.
39:39And no matter how much respect you give to a person,
39:42he thinks that he is worthy of that much respect.
39:45If you give respect,
39:46every person will act in the same way that a respectable person acts.
39:51Believe me, when we were in a gangway,
39:54which looks like a gangway with a plane,
39:57do you know what that person is saying?
39:58The person who is taking people to the airline,
40:01he is walking around in a gangway and saying,
40:03hey, get out of the way.
40:05Is this a way?
40:07That person has taken the gangway literally.
40:10He has taken the gangster's way.
40:12So, I request the government to not take us seriously.
40:17And talk to us with respect.
40:18Sir, there are normal officers.
40:20Basically, they are servants.
40:22Yes.
40:22The people who are coming there,
40:23you are standing there to help them, to give them guidance.
40:26Exactly.
40:27You are standing there to serve them.
40:28Exactly.
40:28But their attitude is that they are running the country.
40:31They are running the country and they think the sheep are goats.
40:35They think every person is a sheep and a goat.
40:38And the request is that we don't teach our children
40:41that this is the right thing to do.
40:43But I request you, I request the government
40:46that whoever is sitting on the helm of awareness,
40:48remember that first of all,
40:51if you have to go somewhere,
40:52first of all, wash your face.
40:54If you don't have time to take a bath,
40:55at least wash your face.
40:57And your airport is your face.
40:58Right.
40:59If someone comes, first of all, he looks at the airport.
41:01How is this country?
41:02At least wash your face.
41:03At least do this.
41:04This is our respect.
41:06What will the outsiders think?
41:08Is this the way to talk to them?
41:09I saw this at a wedding.
41:11There is a trend that the groom and the bride
41:13come from the aisle in the middle.
41:15Yes.
41:16So they say that the entry has started.
41:18Yes.
41:18So believe me, he must be a family man.
41:22So he is saying on the mic,
41:23clear this way, otherwise there is no use of entry.
41:27He is your guest.
41:29He has come.
41:30People also make mistakes.
41:32People come with their small children.
41:35They stand in the middle.
41:36All the photoshoot is done like this.
41:38But the photoshoot is not important.
41:40Whatever you are celebrating is important.
41:42No.
41:43No, no, no.
41:44That's why you should note that
41:47the guests who come to weddings these days
41:49have no interest in what is happening at the wedding.
41:52They just come, eat and leave.
41:54Mr. Agha, at your wedding,
41:56you were entering with my sister-in-law
41:58and a child passed by in the middle.
42:00There was only one child.
42:02I am a groom, I have to think about this.
42:05I didn't have a child.
42:07Mr. Agha, when you went to your wife for the first time,
42:11she asked you, why did you come?
42:13Call your uncle.
42:18Mr. Agha got married.
42:20He was giving flowers to the bride.
42:21Yes.
42:22She said, give me something gold.
42:24So she held the pillow.
42:27Mr. Agha was giving flowers.
42:29Yes.
42:30But he held his sister-in-law's hand and gave it to her.
42:33At Mr. Agha's wedding,
42:34the groom came with a plate of rice.
42:36Yes.
42:37There was a child next to him.
42:38He said, children, come and sit here.
42:41Who is next?
42:42Greetings, sir.
42:44Greetings.
42:45I send my greetings to the entire team, Ghaffar Ali, Hadrial.
42:48What is there to cry about?
42:50There is a couplet.
42:52Sing it.
42:52Hey!
42:54Salim, will you keep quiet or not?
42:56Will you keep quiet or not?
43:01Salim, will you keep quiet or not?
43:02Quiet.
43:04You said nothing.
43:05Shut up.
43:06No.
43:06Keep your fingers on your mouth.
43:08Sorry, brother.
43:10Keep your fingers on your mouth.
43:11Don't speak now.
43:14Okay, whatever his condition is, he will understand it better if he hears it.
43:19The whole world is my eyes.
43:21Hey, we were talking about him.
43:24Who is he?
43:24Who is he?
43:25He is not my eye.
43:26He is not my eye.
43:27He is not my eye.
43:28No.
43:29Stop it.
43:30Why do you say that?
43:31The whole world is my eyes.
43:32Who eats at someone's house?
43:34Is he blind?
43:36For God's sake, stop it.
43:38No.
43:38No.
43:39He is misbehaving.
43:41He is showing his face.
43:42Why are you making fun of him?
43:44The whole world is my eyes.
43:46Yes.
43:47Eyes.
43:47I have never seen a mother's face.
43:49Yes.
43:49Today, I am not in peace.
43:51Yes.
43:52Today, I met my mother.
43:56Okay.
43:58Mr. Haidari, what do you do?
44:00Sir, I work in the paint shop.
44:01Okay, God bless you.
44:02I paint very well.
44:04God bless you.
44:05Then why do people call you a moron?
44:06He calls me a moron.
44:09Wonderful.
44:09You were great Sir.
44:10Thank you so much.
44:12Next.
44:13Hello.
44:13Hello, Miss Sara.
44:14My name is Mehrun Nisa.
44:15I am a huge fan of yours.
44:18I am a huge fan of the Khushiyaria team.
44:20I am a huge fan of yours, Mr. Agas and Mr. Abela.
44:23Thank you. Thank you very much.
44:24It was great to be here. I enjoyed it a lot.
44:26You guys,
44:27I often see you guys,
44:28no matter how sad a person is,
44:29no matter what their tensions are,
44:30by watching your shows,
44:31by watching your videos,
44:34they have so many smiles on their faces.
44:36For this, I have countless prayers for you.
44:39Thank you very much.
44:40Thank you very much.
44:41What do you do by the way?
44:42I have completed my studies.
44:44I have done my BBA.
44:45Okay, Mashallah.
44:46Good luck to you.
44:47And thank you very much.
44:48It is because of you guys
44:49that we get the courage
44:50and we become better.
44:51May Allah give you a long life.
44:53And keep making such people laugh.
44:55Thank you very much.
44:58Assalamualaikum.
44:59Walaikumassalam.
45:00My name is Zunera.
45:01I have come to the show for the first time.
45:03We watch it at home.
45:04But it is such a beautiful show.
45:07I enjoyed it a lot.
45:08The biggest thing is
45:09that these days,
45:10it is a time of tension.
45:11Even those who are in tension,
45:12they come here and complete the show.
45:15They make us laugh.
45:16But here,
45:17I have forgotten everything.
45:19And it felt so good.
45:20He is a senior.
45:21We know him personally.
45:23He is Goga Bhai.
45:24But we appreciate him
45:25for his name.
45:28We thank him a lot.
45:30It is because of him
45:31that we get to see
45:32a lot of smiles on our faces.
45:35May Allah keep you happy.
45:38And may this show
45:39continue to shine.
45:41Thank you very much.
45:42Thank you very much.
45:44Viewers,
45:45this was today's show.
45:46InshaAllah, we will meet you
45:47in the next show.
45:48Take care of yourselves.
45:49Allah Hafiz.