Saleem Albela Ki Sehat, Goga Pisroori Kay Kapray Banay Hansi Ka Saman

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00:00Beware! Beware!

00:04Beware! Beware!

00:12Welcome back, viewers.

00:13Yes, Irza Khan.

00:14Mr. Haroon, when I was coming here, I saw Goga in the canal.

00:17Oh! Did you get the canal cleaned?

00:19I didn't get it cleaned. I went and spoke to him.

00:21Okay.

00:22I said, Goga, why do you do drugs?

00:25He said, I didn't come here to do drugs.

00:27Then?

00:28Did your family force you to do it or did you just take a bath?

00:32She talks like that.

00:33Day before yesterday, Goga was sitting on the gutter.

00:34Okay.

00:35I said, are you mad to sit here?

00:36He said, no, it's too cold.

00:37I said, what's here?

00:38He said, I'll open the gutter.

00:39If there's a snake, I'll take it out.

00:42There's no snake. It's just grass.

00:44There's no gas.

00:45Oh, no. There's no gas.

00:46No, no.

00:47You can't challenge Mr. Agha with this knowledge.

00:49Yes.

00:50You're lying.

00:51I have so many kids.

00:54Mr. Salim threw his father in the water.

00:57Why?

00:57I'll see how much water there is.

01:01He pushed his father out of the gutter.

01:02Why?

01:03He said, if you don't drink juice, what's the point of living?

01:06Mr. Salim's friends pranked him.

01:08They said, your father has passed away.

01:10Then?

01:10He called his father.

01:12His father was shocked.

01:13He said, Salim, what's the matter?

01:14He said, he took the phone with him.

01:19Goga's friends met him and said, Goga, look at me.

01:22God has blessed me with a roof and a bridge.

01:24He said, no.

01:24Sir, look at me.

01:26Goga, it's not just a roof, it's a bridge.

01:29But a bridge that can cover your face.

01:32Goga was walking on the road.

01:33Okay.

01:34He fell in the gutter on the way.

01:35Then?

01:36The man next to him said, hold my hand.

01:38He said, leave me. Hold my soap.

01:41Goga said to the dog, I just want to tell you

01:44that I don't want to fight with you.

01:45No.

01:54And then you believed that he was your father.

01:57Goga was so happy with his wedding

01:59that he hugged Goga and said, no entry.

02:03Sir, Mr. Vicky was the guard at the warden.

02:05He took him out.

02:07He took him to the traffic police?

02:08Yes.

02:09He called the ambulance.

02:11This was a dacoit. He stopped the ambulance.

02:13Then?

02:13He ran away. A taxi came out of the house.

02:15He had a cold, so he took it off.

02:19He took him to the doctor.

02:21He was afraid of the soil.

02:22Yes.

02:23He said, don't worry, he'll eat cherries.

02:27Goga is so mischievous.

02:28Yes.

02:29He thinks the helpline is a food chain.

02:32He said, he pushed Goga to the roof.

02:34Why?

02:35Because he wanted to see what color he'd get.

02:45Very good.

02:46Mr. Salim is so weak,

02:48he'll get electric shocks from the river Kadi.

02:53Goga went to the doctor.

02:55He said, I can't hold water in my head.

02:57Yes.

02:57So, he built a wall in the city.

03:01Salim is so weak,

03:02if the doctor gives him a shot,

03:04he'll say, doctor, my stomach is full.

03:10He's so hungry,

03:11he'll drink a lot of Carpolio,

03:13he'll take a lot of bottles.

03:15Salim is healthy now.

03:17He wasn't that weak before.

03:19Really?

03:19When the doctor gave him a shot,

03:20he said, doctor, I'm getting sprains on my feet.

03:23He saw that the syringe was leaking.

03:29Salim is so weak,

03:30he got a drop of rain on his head.

03:32The whole locality said,

03:33the flood has come.

03:35Salim got a drop of rain on his head,

03:38and he died.

03:41Salim is so weak,

03:42he got paralyzed due to limping.

03:46Salim is so weak,

03:47he got paralyzed on the count of three,

03:49and he got paralyzed after three days.

03:51And Mr. Agha is so healthy,

03:53that he's been on a lean diet till now.

03:56Agha..

03:57He did the dressing today.

03:59He's looking good.

04:02Agha was sitting on the chair,

04:03and he got a drop of rain on his head.

04:05He got a drop of rain on his head.

04:08He got a drop of rain on his head.

04:10Salim is so weak,

04:11he got a drop of rain on his head.

04:13Oh, oh!

04:14Salim is so weak,

04:15he got a drop of rain on his head,

04:16and he got a drop of rain on his head.

04:18There was a fight with Charlie today.

04:20Yes.

04:20He said, I've brought my Guru with me.

04:23Salim is so weak,

04:24that he ate a lot of food one day,

04:26and then he said,

04:27I'm paralyzed.

04:30Girls do cooking shows.

04:32Yes.

04:32Come on, viewers, let me tell you

04:33how to make pizza.

04:34A little onion, a little garlic..

04:36Oh, God! What's this?

04:40First, he used to beg like a beggar.

04:41Okay.

04:42He knocked on a door and said,

04:43Sister, in the name of God,

04:45I heard a voice inside,

04:46your sister has gone to her in-laws' house,

04:47and the neighbours are also hungry.

04:51Salim had a fight,

04:53and he sat in the cooker

04:54and started beating others.

04:56He wanted to make noise in the cooker.

05:00Salim, you weren't feeling well today.

05:02What happened?

05:02Sir, the weather is bad.

05:04It's not raining.

05:04I hope it rains.

05:05Amen.

05:06My nose is sore.

05:07What?

05:08Your nose is sore?

05:09Okay, don't break it.

05:10It'll be very beautiful.

05:13What kind of a disease is this?

05:15It's not a disease.

05:16I had a friend who broke his nose.

05:18Just imagine,

05:19God has given cars and houses.

05:22It's a disease of the poor.

05:23Have you ever seen a rich man?

05:25Shah Rukh Khan does a shoot

05:27and he says, cut.

05:28Why don't you do a shoot?

05:29He says, no, my nose is sore.

05:32Okay, now I'll tell you

05:33what he'll say if Shah Rukh's nose is sore.

05:35Rich people's noses are sore

05:37because they have a disease of the poor.

05:39It's a disease of the poor,

05:40but he says something else.

05:41Mr. Agha, my nose has never been sore.

05:44You're a rich man.

05:44Your nose is so small,

05:45why would it be sore?

05:48My nose is so big.

05:49If you make it bigger,

05:51it'll get swollen.

05:53If you're singing a song,

05:56at the fourth step,

05:57tell the music director to cut it.

05:59He'll say, what is it?

06:00My nose is sore.

06:03He's a millionaire.

06:05He doesn't know what a millionaire's nose is.

06:07He just has a swollen nose.

06:10It's a disease of the poor.

06:13The richest disease I've heard

06:15is from Mr. Agha.

06:16What is it?

06:17I have oil in my eyes.

06:19Oh, yes.

06:21Why didn't you say, my nose is sore?

06:24My nose is not sore,

06:26so why would I say that?

06:27Mr. Agha.

06:28My nose is not sore,

06:29so why would I say that?

06:30Mr. Agha, you're very sore,

06:32so why would you say that?

06:34My nose is not sore.

06:35My nose has never been sore.

06:37Your nose is not sore,

06:38so why would you say that?

06:40Your nose is not sore,

06:41so why would you say that?

06:43My nose is not sore,

06:44so why would I say that?

06:46But it's not possible these days.

06:47It's winter,

06:48so how can your nose be sore?

06:49You're talking about the poor.

06:50My nose is not sore,

06:51so why would I say that?

06:54Karli cut off half of her father's tongue.

06:56Why?

06:57What did she do?

06:58She said, he'll work with his tongue,

07:00so why would I cut it off?

07:02Irtaar's daughter

07:04used to hug her husband.

07:05Why?

07:05She used to say, she has a nice car.

07:07She used to say, she has a nice car.

07:09She used to say, she has a nice car.

07:11She used to say, she has beautiful clothes.

07:13She used to say, she has a nice car.

07:14What?

07:16She used to say, she has beautiful clothes.

07:18She used to say, she has beautiful clothes.

07:21Irtaar buys new clothes

07:22and puts them in her back pocket.

07:24Why?

07:24Take a look at him.

07:25He says, I do it every year.

07:28He's the poor man.

07:29He's the state bank manager.

07:33He's from a poor area, Goga.

07:35That's right.

07:35There aren't enough staff there.

07:37He's weak, Salim. His leg is broken.

07:40We have to lift him up and put an alarm on him.

07:46Amanat lives in such a big house.

07:48Even today, his best drink is Skanjvi.

07:52Amanat has such a small house.

07:54He got up from his bed and his head is on his chest.

07:57Although he lives in such an old house,

07:59his 1000 rupee note didn't even work last month.

08:03Sir, this is a disease of the poor.

08:05When did the M.N.A. open up in the assembly?

08:07Mr. Speaker, we have a tight budget.

08:09All of us have tight noses.

08:13My nose is tight, but your face is tight.

08:18Don't worry, my animal is gone.

08:21Look at him.

08:22He says he's going to do a face fight.

08:24But his face doesn't work.

08:28He says he came to the court after praying in Manar-e-Pakistan.

08:31He says he came to the court after praying in Manar-e-Pakistan.

08:33He says he came to the court after praying in Manar-e-Pakistan.

08:34He says he came to the court after praying in Manar-e-Pakistan.

08:41Ladies and gentlemen, there has been a fight here.

08:43I request you to leave.

08:45We have seen a few commercials.

08:46We will be right back.

08:47Because of your love,

08:49we are living in a foreign country.

08:52Wow!

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