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00:00In the break, we have a poet with us.
00:02He doesn't look like a poet, but he claims to be a poet.
00:06He doesn't even look like a human being.
00:09He claims to be a human being.
00:12He looks like a gas exporter.
00:15Malaika, when and where did you last see a gas exporter?
00:19Sir, this is an online conversation. I was eating a while ago.
00:22The gas exporter is giving us orders.
00:25My wife and I are two people in this house.
00:27We have only 1,57,000 bills.
00:301,57,000.
00:31He is respectable for us.
00:33He is respectable for us because he is sitting in his seat.
00:36But he shouldn't be cruel.
00:38I don't know how much electricity he gets and how much he gives us.
00:41Where does all this go?
00:42Mr. Saleem, the thing is that you have lived your life.
00:45Yes.
00:46You can't make anyone feel
00:50that you have seen many difficult situations.
00:53You have seen many difficulties.
00:54You wake up at night. You have worked hard.
00:57You tell us that you used to perform on the streets.
01:00There is a story of Agha Majid's life.
01:03He can tell us.
01:05Only he can feel what he has gone through.
01:07Yes, sir.
01:07The thing is that most of the politicians
01:1499% of them don't have electricity.
01:18They have generators in their homes.
01:20That's right.
01:20They don't have to pay bills.
01:22They don't have any such problems.
01:24Their children don't go to government schools.
01:26Most of the people whom we see
01:30we can at least feel
01:33what difficulties they are going through.
01:34Sir, if you want to take time to talk
01:37then put some lime around the poet.
01:41Why?
01:41Sir, he has got worms.
01:44Don't put lime.
01:45The more the heat, the more the ice.
01:48Mr. Murhoom.
01:49Yes, sir.
01:49Mr. Hassan has been made to run this show.
01:53He has made you laugh by showing your dead body.
01:56No, I am not doing it.
01:57Sir, I agree with Mr. Saleem.
02:00What is it?
02:00Sir, he has said that the person sitting on the seat
02:03should be respected.
02:05I would say, sit here.
02:07Tell me one thing.
02:08The conversation that is going on here
02:09doesn't make any difference to you.
02:11Don't you get a lot of bills at home?
02:12No, I don't.
02:13No one lets me talk to anyone.
02:18Aren't you ashamed?
02:19You have come for the second time in three weeks
02:21with a poem.
02:22I am not ashamed to write a poem.
02:25You coming here is shameful.
02:28Okay, I was saying that you are worthy of respect.
02:31Sir, if you don't want to listen to poetry for some time..
02:33Yes.
02:34..then I will take you to the Supreme Court.
02:37I was saying that you are worthy of respect.
02:40Yes.
02:40But the problem is that even we should listen to it.
02:42Sir, please give him a moment.
02:44Why?
02:45Sir, he is an NG.
02:46We don't want to be straight.
02:48He is an NG.
02:50Mr. Haroon, at least remove his boot and cap.
02:53Why?
02:53It will take time for us as well.
02:56Mr. Haroon, I travel. You also travel in a car.
02:58Yes.
02:59God has blessed our country with so many things.
03:01On the side, there is a lot of vegetables.
03:03Wow.
03:03Wheat, rice, whatever crops are there.
03:06We see them everywhere.
03:08We don't see them in other countries.
03:11So where did they reach?
03:12He is very good at talking.
03:13He says that he doesn't see wheat in other countries.
03:15No, he is very strict.
03:16He says that he doesn't see wheat in other countries
03:19because it is so hot.
03:21No, he is absolutely right.
03:23It is an agricultural land.
03:24Do you know that if you combine East and West Punjab
03:28and its land, statistically speaking,
03:31out of 10, every 6 people eat something from Punjab's wheat.
03:36Absolutely.
03:38Sir, if you take some time,
03:40they say that there is so much salt in the stomach.
03:45And Mr. Haroon, I can see that his stomach is bloating.
03:48Is it bloating?
03:48Yes.
03:49Sir, I am telling you to keep it in the fridge.
03:51We won't be able to recognise our faces after two hours.
03:57Please listen to his poetry.
03:59It is getting a little dark.
04:00Is it getting dark?
04:01Yes.
04:03But Mr. Haroon, will there be an alternative
04:06for electricity after 10 to 20 years?
04:08What will happen?
04:09Because it can't go on like this.
04:11Sir, there is a photo state machine here.
04:13Why?
04:14Sir, I am distributing copies to everyone.
04:16Sir, I am distributing copies to everyone.
04:20Yes, through fission reaction,
04:21there is a wonderful treatment for this.
04:24And it will be done.
04:25We have to make arrows out of our eyes.
04:30We have to make arrows out of our eyes.
04:32Yes, we have to make arrows out of our eyes.
04:36We have to make arrows out of our eyes.
04:38Sir, look at our country.
04:40I mean, there are mountains everywhere.
04:42Even I have become blind.
04:46Oh, wow!
04:51I have been a virgin ever since I became a Shree.
04:54I have to make someone's mind simple for marriage.
04:57Wow.
04:58It is a nice poem.
04:59Say it again.
05:01I have to make arrows out of my eyes.
05:04Yes.
05:04I have to cast an evil eye.
05:06Wow.
05:07Wow.
05:08Wow.
05:09This is a great one.
05:11Sir, our country...
05:13I have been single since I became a Shree.
05:16Wow!
05:17But the reaction is the same as the nuclear one.
05:19Nuclear.
05:20I have been single since I became a Shree.
05:23After marriage..
05:24Sir, are you saying it?
05:25I am speaking so loudly and you are overlapping again.
05:31Okay, let's go. We were disturbing you.
05:34Actually, we were doing your leg pulling.
05:35We are very sorry.
05:37So, please come again some other day.
05:40Sir, don't call me a poet.
05:42Why?
05:42I am from Takhti.
05:45Mr. Arun, why are you getting more electricity bills
05:46even after getting solar panels installed?
05:48No, I am not.
05:49Your solar panel is on two people.
05:51What?
05:52I have to shoot arrows with my eyes.
05:56I have to cast my evil eye too.
05:58Wow!
05:59Okay.
06:00I have been single since I became a Shree.
06:04I have to brainwash someone for marriage.
06:07Wow!
06:09He is very good.
06:10He is very good.
06:11He is very good.
06:12I can't brainwash my mother now.
06:15Okay.
06:15It's okay.
06:16It's okay.
06:17Your mother is here. Don't get angry.
06:18Now, I have to convince my bride.
06:21Wow!
06:22Okay.
06:23Wow!
06:24I have to shoot arrows with my eyes.
06:27I have to cast my evil eye too.
06:30Wow!
06:31Which poet was he?
06:33I am Patan Deya. I wrote this.
06:35Okay, you wrote this?
06:35Yes.
06:36Wow! Very good.
06:37Sir, such a beautiful poem.
06:39When we move ahead with fossil fuels,
06:41we will move towards better energy sources.
06:43The vision is that it is clean energy.
06:46And a small rod can burn an industry for 42 years.
06:49Wow!
06:51A small rod, sir.
06:51Now, these issues will end.
06:54Electricity will not be produced in this way.
06:55Who is this rascal who has come here?
06:57Is he Mishra?
06:58No, Mishra said that I don't come to the country.