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01:30Le temps, le temps est génial.
01:32Non, c'est froid. Vraiment froid.
01:36Regarde ce fenêtre. C'est ce que je veux dire par froid.
01:42Laissez-moi le mettre de cette façon.
01:43C'est dégueulasse et ça n'a pas besoin d'être.
01:46Qu'est-ce que tu parles, Fat Albert?
01:48Tu n'as pas de sens.
01:55Il n'y a pas de raison que les choses doivent être dégueulasses, mec.
01:59On peut être magnifique pour notre quartier.
02:16Maintenant, c'est ce que j'appelle une vraie peinture moderne.
02:20Moderne?
02:21Le monde a besoin de beauté.
02:23Tu l'as appelée...
02:30Suede Simpson.
02:31Qui a brûlé la peinture?
02:34Pas mal, Fat Albert, pas mal.
02:36Il n'y a pas assez de beauté dans le monde aujourd'hui.
02:39C'est pourquoi la tienne, vraiment,
02:41est toujours un exemple classique d'un splendor smartorien.
02:47Combien de chats suprêmes?
02:49Matching Hughes paye les impôts.
02:53Mec, quand il s'agit de couilles cool,
02:56Suede est le plus.
02:58Laissez-moi vous montrer comment couler une peinture.
03:01Regardez cette veste.
03:03C'est vivant.
03:06Pourquoi?
03:07Ça sent comme si c'était mort.
03:11Hé, hé, hé.
03:13Fais-le de la façon de Picasso.
03:17Hé, Suede.
03:18Hé, Suede.
03:19Regarde, mec.
03:20Regarde, mec.
03:23Désolé, les gars.
03:24Pour le moment, l'ancien Suede a été emporté.
03:27J'aimerais que quelqu'un t'emporte loin.
03:31Vous avez entendu parler de Salvador Dali?
03:35Eh bien, pas Dali.
03:38Suivez la ligne de l'ancien maître, chats.
03:46Hé, hé, hé.
03:48Trop d'espace entre nous.
03:51Trop d'espace entre l'ancien Suede et le jeune Russel.
03:54Calmez-vous, Russel.
03:58Juste de rincer quelques choses.
04:00Aucune chose n'est trop propre.
04:02Et ce n'est pas juste pour les vêtements.
04:04Je veux dire, la propreté personnelle est importante.
04:07Ça signifie de garder votre corps propre aussi.
04:09Albert et la gang sont devenus conscients
04:11que leur ancien ami, Suede Simpson,
04:13n'est pas aussi sable que ses couilles.
04:15Il n'est pas aussi sable que ses couilles.
04:17Il n'est pas aussi sable que ses couilles.
04:19Il a une certaine airée autour de lui.
04:21Tu vois ce que je veux dire?
04:25Ok, les gars.
04:26C'est parti pour la course.
04:33Oui.
04:38Oui, moi-même.
04:49Ok, line up for jumping jacks.
05:20Ouh.
05:21Ouh.
05:22Ouh.
05:23Medicine time.
05:25Keep it moving.
05:33Ouh.
05:34Ouh.
05:40Ouh.
05:41Yeah.
05:42Yeah.
05:43Right on.
05:44Give it to me.
05:45Wow.
05:46Wow, man.
05:49Suede.
05:50You are too much, man.
05:52Ha, ha, ha.
05:53You bet.
05:54Suede.
05:55Did you take a shower?
05:57Why?
05:58Ha, ha.
05:59Is one missing?
06:00Ha, ha, ha.
06:01You sure missed it, Suede.
06:03Man, that water was really cool.
06:06Even the hot water.
06:10Classy session.
06:11Yeah, move it.
06:12Yeah, move it.
06:13Come on, quit subbing, man.
06:14Ah.
06:15Bill.
06:16Bill.
06:17You're supposed to sit behind Suede.
06:20I am behind her.
06:22Way behind.
06:26Nothing like a little fresh smile to clear the air.
06:30It takes more than fancy clothes to cover bad odor.
06:37Ha, ha, ha.
06:38Ha, ha.
06:39Ah.
06:40Ok, you can laugh if you want.
06:42But a few nice flowers around here wouldn't hurt nothing, you know.
06:46What's that you're putting in the hole?
06:48Seeds.
06:49Cover them with a little dirt.
06:51Sprinkle them in the wheat.
06:53You know what comes up?
06:54Yeah, a gopher.
06:56Ha, ha, ha.
06:58Hey, Fat Albert.
06:59Uh, yeah, uh, would you plant these seeds for me?
07:03What kind of seeds are these, dumb Donald?
07:05Bird seeds.
07:06I always wanted a canary.
07:13Prove it.
07:14Wub it, bib it.
07:15Let's plant food.
07:17It smell like Suede's coat.
07:19Yeah.
07:20Ha, ha, ha.
07:21Ha, ha, ha.
07:22Hey, dudes.
07:23It's not cool to put Suede down.
07:25We're not putting him down.
07:27As a matter of fact, we've been putting up with it.
07:29Yeah, Fat Albert.
07:30Let's face it.
07:31Suede Simpson's a disbeliever.
07:34A disbeliever?
07:35Yeah.
07:36He disbelieves in taking baths.
07:38Ha, ha, ha.
07:39Yeah, he disbelieves in taking baths.
07:42Ha, ha, ha.
07:43Well, instead of laughing at the poor dude,
07:46why don't somebody set him straight?
07:48Good idea, Fat Albert.
07:50Why don't you just do that?
07:51Yeah, Fat Albert.
07:53Why don't you tell him?
07:54That's right.
07:55You do it.
07:56Uh, well, I mean, I'll...
07:58Oh.
08:00Hey, hey, hey.
08:02This is the way.
08:04We'll draw stars.
08:05Oh, no.
08:06That's no good.
08:07No, man.
08:08No, that's not no good.
08:09It's the only fair and square way.
08:11And if anybody's squarer than Fat Albert,
08:13I gotta see it.
08:15Rudy, to make sure it's on the up-and-up,
08:17you hold the straws, okay?
08:20Okay, okay.
08:22Longest straw loses
08:23and has to give old Suede the facts of life.
08:32High noon.
08:39You lose.
08:42That's right.
08:43Fat Albert's gotta tell Suede.
08:45Yeah, you gotta tell him.
08:48Hold it, Rudy.
08:49You pulled a fast one.
08:52Correction.
08:53You pulled a long one.
08:54Right, dudes?
08:56Yeah, Fat Albert.
08:57You lost, huh?
09:03Poor Fat Albert.
09:04Looks like he won the battle but lost the war.
09:07It isn't easy telling somebody
09:08something they don't like to hear.
09:10But he's gonna try and give it
09:11the old college try anyhow.
09:13Let's see how he makes out.
09:19Hmm.
09:20Ooh-wee.
09:24Wow.
09:25Wow.
09:26Ooh.
09:27Wow.
09:28Ooh.
09:29Step right up.
09:30Don't hesitate.
09:31Old Suede's the one you wanna date.
09:34Hey, hey, hey.
09:37These chicks are right.
09:39Right?
09:40Yeah.
09:41The way they pretend not to be crazy about me.
09:44Suede, there's something I gotta tell you, man.
09:47Yeah.
09:48Suede, I gotta tell you.
09:51Tell me what?
09:52Well, it's like this.
09:54See this old car here?
09:58Of course I can see it.
10:00So what?
10:01Well, you see how the paint's gone bad
10:03and the bumper's all rusty and all?
10:05Yeah.
10:06You know how it got that way?
10:08Yeah.
10:09Because some dude washed it too much.
10:11Soap and water takes the paint right off of it.
10:14Well, that isn't what I was trying to get at.
10:19Now you see the little kitty there?
10:21Now that's a clean kitty.
10:24Huh.
10:25See the way he's licking his fur?
10:27Yeah.
10:28That's why all the dumb cats
10:29get furballs in their stomachs.
10:31Uh, but, but, uh...
10:33I'm trying to be too clean.
10:36Well, that's not exactly what I meant.
10:38Well, just what do you mean?
10:41Fat Albert, you're acting mighty fishy.
10:44Fish, that's it.
10:48Uh, you see, Suede, people are like fish.
10:51I know.
10:52You've been floundering around
10:54for the last five minutes.
10:56Fish are nice dudes,
10:57but sometimes they don't smell too good.
10:59Oh, yeah?
11:00And you know why that is, don't you?
11:03That's because they're in the water all the time.
11:05Huh?
11:06That's right.
11:07Water washes all their natural good smell.
11:10Imagine how I'd smell
11:12if I spent that much time in the water.
11:16Hold on.
11:19Fat Albert, what's bugging you?
11:21Suede, I got to tell you.
11:23Yeah?
11:24You gotta...
11:25You gotta...
11:27You gotta watch both ways
11:29when you cross the street, okay?
11:33That's the way Fat Albert struck out.
11:35But you can't blame Fat Albert too much.
11:37It's a tough assignment.
11:38He doesn't want to hurt old Suede's feelings,
11:40but Suede just isn't the type to take a hint.
11:46Hey, hey, hey.
11:47We're on our way.
11:48Come on, Russell.
11:49We'll be late for Wilder's party.
11:51I'm coming.
11:54Coast is clear.
11:55No sign of Suede.
11:56Good.
11:57Wilder'd really blow a stack if he showed up.
12:00One thing we know about Suede,
12:02somehow you know he's there.
12:04Even if you don't see him.
12:07Hold it.
12:08Halt.
12:10Watch it, Russell.
12:11Don't blame me.
12:12Yeah.
12:13The shrimp's right.
12:15If Fat Albert had told Suede what he was supposed to,
12:18they wouldn't have to sneak around like this.
12:20Golly, dudes, I just couldn't tell old Suede.
12:23Couldn't tell me what?
12:25Oh, oh.
12:56Well, what are we waiting for?
12:58Let's go.
13:02Lucky I met you dudes.
13:04Wanda'd never forgive herself if I didn't show.
13:07Yes, sir.
13:08Watch the look on everybody's face when they see me.
13:19Lucky for Wanda, you dudes bumped into me.
13:22I might have missed her party.
13:24Yeah.
13:26Suede sure brings something extra to every party.
13:32Yeah, yeah.
13:33Old Suede's the greatest.
13:35Hey, I got a great idea.
13:38You cats go on in and tell Wanda I couldn't make it.
13:43Then, when she's all disappointed,
13:47I'll surprise her.
13:55Oh, hi. Come on in, dudes.
14:01Let you and me step out.
14:10Fat Albert, what's the matter?
14:12Well, Suede Simpson.
14:15Oh, no.
14:16He's gonna surprise you by coming to your party.
14:19Oh.
14:21Oh, no. Not Suede Simpson.
14:25In the flesh.
14:30Isn't that the dude who never...
14:32Yeah, that's him. Mr. Bad News.
14:35Come on.
14:37What's everybody standing around for?
14:39Let's get the show on the road.
14:41What say, Wanda?
14:43Oh, excuse me.
14:44I think I hear somebody at the door.
14:46Okay, dollies.
14:48Wanna flip to see who gets first chance with old Suede?
14:51Yeah, the loser gets it.
14:54I know, I know.
14:56You can't believe your good luck.
14:58That's right. We're simply underwhelmed.
15:01Get a load of this turpy score.
15:04Turpy score is more like it.
15:17Hey, what goes?
15:20I just remembered. I gotta go home and do my schoolwork.
15:23Well, what are you taking the record for?
15:26How can I do my homework if my record player isn't gone?
15:29Bye, Wanda. Bye, guys. See you later.
15:32Well, looks like things are breaking up, Wanda.
15:35Yeah, I guess so.
15:37So long, Wanda. See you later.
15:39Have a nice time.
15:41Yeah.
15:42Wait a minute.
15:43Don't go.
15:45I'm just getting hot.
15:47That's the trouble.
15:48If I didn't know better,
15:50I'd think everybody was leaving the party on account of me.
15:54They are.
15:55Huh?
15:57What?
15:58Cool it, Russell.
15:59Why don't you tell him, Fat Albert?
16:01Nobody wants to be around a dirty dude like him.
16:08Dirty?
16:10Where do you see any dirt on me?
16:12You don't have to see it.
16:15Mon nez me le dit.
16:17Qu'est-ce que tu fais, petit?
16:23Sors de mon chemin.
16:26Bien, d'accord.
16:28Je vais vous faire tous heureux.
16:30Vous n'aurez plus de poisson à bouffer.
16:34I've got to be kidding.
16:36I'm tired of what I'm doing.
16:38I'm trying to work it off.
16:49Oh!
16:50Poor Swade.
16:52He's learning what it feels like to be on the outside.
16:55But Swade's really not a bad kid.
16:57It's just that all he does is talk about himself.
17:00Mais Swade n'est pas vraiment un mauvais garçon.
17:02C'est juste que jusqu'à présent, il n'a pas été conscient de la barrière entre lui et ses amis.
17:06Et cette barrière est son manque de personnalité.
17:11Maintenant, Russell n'aurait peut-être pas été trop cool dans la manière dont il a donné la parole à Swade,
17:15peu importe comment c'était fait.
17:17Quelqu'un a dû le faire.
17:23Je suis de nouveau gagné !
17:25Hey, hey, hey !
17:27Man, tu as bien nettoyé nous.
17:29Nettoyé ? Hey, ça me rappelle à Swade.
17:32Qu'est-ce qui est nettoyé de Swade ?
17:34Il a été nettoyé sans visite pendant des jours.
17:37C'est la seule nettoyage qu'il aurait pu faire.
17:40C'est assez, tu es la grande raison pour laquelle Swade a voulu te cacher.
17:43Mais il n'a pas l'air de me cacher, regarde !
17:47Swade, c'est la plus mauvaise blague !
17:49Ha, ha, ha, tout nouveau ! Juste comme moi !
17:54Hey, hey, hey ! Où es-tu allé ces derniers jours ?
17:57Eh bien, j'étais assez étonné par rapport à ce qui s'est passé à la fête.
18:02Mais ensuite, j'ai commencé à penser à des choses,
18:05et j'ai commencé à m'étonner.
18:07Tu sais, comme prendre une douche.
18:10Oh !
18:11Oui, monsieur. Oh, Swade est un nouveau homme !
18:15On verra bien.
18:17Hey, sentez ça !
18:19Mmh, des pâtes fraîches de la boulangerie.
18:24Juste de l'ovne.
18:26Allez, les gars, mon truc !
18:29Parce que d'ici là, la vie est douce.
18:32Oui !
18:33Allez, mon garçon, va-t'en !
18:37Eh bien, on dirait que Swade est en train de se battre contre la pollution.
18:40Il a commencé à se baigner.
18:42Bien sûr, une douche, c'est juste le début.
18:44Il a besoin d'entrer dans l'habitude de la régulière hygiène personnelle.
18:48C'est-à-dire la douche, la brosse des cheveux, la shampoing des cheveux et tout le reste.
18:52C'est une bonne idée pour nous tous de faire ça.
18:55Pas seulement pour être populaire,
18:57mais juste être propre est très important pour une bonne santé.
19:00Les enfants ont écrit une chanson sur ça, écoutez-la.
19:18La douche, la brosse des cheveux, la shampoing des cheveux et tout le reste.
19:23Vous devriez apprendre à la brosser.
19:26Ou vous serez seul.
19:34Ne soyez pas comme celui qui n'a jamais pris une douche.
19:40Où qu'il soit, les gens le voient avec sa douche.
19:46C'est dommage, ça a pris tellement de temps pour qu'il comprenne.
19:53La douche, la brosse des cheveux, la shampoing des cheveux et tout le reste.
19:58Vous devriez apprendre à la brosser.
20:01Ou vous serez seul.
20:09Prendre soin de votre corps, c'est vraiment important.
20:16Prendre soin de votre corps, c'est l'unique chose que vous avez.
20:22Ne faites pas attention à tout ce que vous faites.
20:29La douche, la brosse des cheveux, la shampoing des cheveux et tout le reste.
20:34Vous devriez apprendre à la brosser.
20:37Ou vous serez seul.
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