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00:30C'est Bill Cosby venant de vous avec de la musique et de l'amour, et si vous n'êtes pas prudents, vous pourrez apprendre quelque chose avant que ce soit terminé.
00:38Alors, prenez soin de vous, d'accord ?
01:00C'est bien de prendre un cours de vitesse pour lire.
01:13Tu apprends vraiment beaucoup de choses quand tu lis de cette façon.
01:18Bien sûr, je n'ai qu'un problème.
01:21Ma bouche bouge quand je lis, et parfois j'envoie un charlie horse.
01:26Tu sais, j'admire toujours secrètement le gars de l'école qui a de bons diplômes, mais je ne l'ai jamais laissé.
01:32Fat Albert et les gars, ils sont aussi comme ça.
01:35Ils aiment avoir de bons diplômes, mais ils ne sont pas trop chauds sur l'idée d'avoir à travailler pour eux.
01:40Mais il y a des gens qui n'ont pas besoin de travailler si dur pour avoir de bons diplômes.
01:44Comme Thurman.
01:48Vos diplômes d'examination sont sur le coin gauche de l'arrière de vos papiers.
01:56Toutes ceux qui ont failli resteront après la classe.
01:59Oh non !
02:01Oh non !
02:04Et ceux qui ont eu un A peuvent partir plus tôt.
02:13Oh, Thurman, n'oublies-tu pas d'aller à l'école ?
02:18Oh, Thurman, n'oublies-tu pas quelque chose ?
02:21Je ne pense pas.
02:23Ton travail à la maison, tes livres.
02:26Tout ça a été géré.
02:30Ce Thurman pense qu'elle est si intelligente.
02:35Youhou !
02:49Hey, hey, hey.
02:51Quel jour long.
02:53C'est pour Thurman. Il est sorti tôt.
02:56Oh, pourquoi n'est-ce pas que tu apprends à parler avec ton nez ?
02:58Pourquoi ?
02:59Pour que tu puisses garder ta bouche fermée.
03:01Man ! Tout ce travail à la maison qu'on a.
03:04Je n'aime pas aller à la maison avec tous ces livres.
03:08Thurman n'a pas de livres à la maison.
03:19Grrrr !
03:22Travail à la maison ?
03:23C'est la chose la plus délicate que j'ai trouvé.
03:25Moi aussi.
03:26Oh, c'est du travail à la maison.
03:27Je fais du travail à la maison tout le temps.
03:29On ne peut rien faire.
03:32Hey, hey, hey.
03:33Thurman.
03:38Salut, les chats.
03:39Où allez-vous avec ces livres ?
03:41Grrr.
03:42Travail à la maison.
03:43On va tous s'échapper si on n'a pas de meilleurs diplômes.
03:47Pourquoi tu n'as pas de livres à la maison, Thurman ?
03:49Ce n'est pas mon style.
03:50Hey, qu'est-ce qu'un petit volleyball ?
03:52Non.
03:53On doit aller à la maison et faire nos assignements stupides.
03:56Oh, viens.
03:57J'ai un nouveau volleyball net.
04:00Ok.
04:01Mais juste pour un moment.
04:03Oui, viens.
04:14Hey, Thurman.
04:15Je pensais que tu disais que c'était un nouveau volleyball net.
04:17Ça ressemble à un vieux coucheur.
04:19Vous avez raison.
04:20C'est un vieux coucheur et un nouveau volleyball net.
04:23On va jouer.
04:25Viens, allons-y.
04:26Je vais t'assister.
04:28C'est parti.
04:39À tout moment, Thurman.
04:42Thurman.
04:43J'aimerais que Thurman ne commence pas des choses qu'il ne peut pas finir.
04:46Il ne peut pas commencer des choses qu'il ne peut pas finir.
04:50Ok.
04:51Je reviens.
04:53Hey, attends.
04:54Tu as fait deux essais.
04:56C'est à moi.
04:57Ok, c'est parti.
05:01Hey, hey, hey.
05:05Aïe, aïe.
05:06Aïe.
05:13Hold everything, dudes.
05:15I'll go get the ball.
05:17Hold everything, dudes.
05:18I'll go get the ball.
05:20I don't know about you, cats, but I'm splitting.
05:22Me too.
05:23Me too.
05:24Yeah, this is nothing for you, man.
05:26Yeah, this is nothing.
05:27You ain't got nothing to do.
05:28I'm leaving.
05:29Be right with you.
05:33Oh, no.
05:34Oh, wow, man.
05:35This can't be.
05:36Yeah.
05:39There it is.
05:41I see the ball.
05:45What's wrong with him?
05:46Nothing.
05:47It's just that his body and mine
05:49never been introduced.
05:51Hang in there.
05:52Got the old ball right here.
05:56Never get your own work done now.
05:58Thanks to klutz old Thurman.
06:00He be brilliant with the books,
06:03but bad with the ball, man.
06:07Hey, where are you going?
06:09Hey, come on back.
06:11Ah, quitters, all of you.
06:13Hear what I said?
06:16Quitters.
06:21And thus, we can see that relativity
06:24is the principle that there is no absolute motion,
06:27or motion with respect to some absolute space
06:30filled with ether,
06:31but that all motion is relative
06:33being that of one portion of matter
06:35with respect to another portion of matter,
06:37a principle confirmed by the fact
06:39that the velocity of light is constant
06:41and is independent of the motion of the source.
06:44Thurman, that is amazing.
06:46How did you learn Einstein's theory
06:48all by yourself?
06:50Ah, it was no sweat.
06:52Oh, wow.
06:53That's bad.
06:55I never saw nothing like that before.
06:57Yeah, that's bad.
06:59Fat Albert and the kids are really impressed
07:01by Mr. No Sweat, old Thurman.
07:03Seems that everything just comes so easy to him.
07:05Or does it?
07:18Thurman, Mama says you better go to bed right now.
07:22Yeah, pretty soon, pretty soon.
07:24Every night, the same thing.
07:26Study, study, and more study.
07:29What are you trying to prove, anyway?
07:31I'm trying to prove that there's no dude in this family
07:34that can do something besides lip-flapping.
07:36I'm gonna tell your teacher
07:38you're working your head to the bone.
07:40Don't you tell nobody nothing.
07:42No, that should be
07:44tell nobody anything.
07:52Today's history lesson
07:54will deal with the Constitution
07:56of the United States.
07:58Who can tell us what we call
08:00the first ten amendments?
08:02Thurman?
08:04The first ten amendments
08:06are called the Bill of Rights.
08:08Very good.
08:10Very good.
08:12Rudy, will you please give us
08:14the preamble to the Constitution?
08:22Oh, yeah, now I remember.
08:26Four score and seven years ago...
08:28No, no, no!
08:32Oh, ho, ho, ho!
08:34Fat Albert, you seem to know quite a bit.
08:37Perhaps you can recite the preamble.
08:39Um...
08:42Listen, my children,
08:44and you shall hear
08:46of the midnight bride...
08:48No, no, no!
08:50Oh...
08:52My country tis of thee, sweet land...
08:54No, no, no!
08:56Oh, oh, oh.
08:58I know not
09:00what course others may take,
09:02but as for me,
09:04give me liberty
09:06or give me...
09:08I'll give you two seconds to sit down.
09:10Well, Thurman, what's the answer?
09:12We, the people of the United States,
09:14in order to form a more perfect union,
09:16establish justice,
09:18ensure domestic tranquility,
09:20provide it for the common defense,
09:22promote the general welfare,
09:24and secure the blessings of liberty.
09:26To ourselves and our posterity,
09:28and establish this constitution
09:30for the United States of America.
09:36Hey, hey, hey.
09:38This thing after school
09:40is getting to be a drag.
09:42Yeah. Yeah.
09:44Who needs this?
09:46That's right.
09:48Hey, hi, gang.
09:50Hey, wait a minute.
09:52I got something real cool to show you dudes.
09:54Aw, get lost, egghead.
09:56Sure, we can all play.
09:58Guess what it is.
10:00Swing the stupid pipe?
10:02No, no. Watch.
10:04Thurman, forget it.
10:06Yeah.
10:08You and sports just don't mix.
10:10Apparently, Fred Albert and the kids
10:12have made up their minds,
10:14and they don't want to be confused by the facts.
10:16Lousy homework.
10:18Homework.
10:20Dark.
10:22Mumble.
10:24Homework.
10:26Hey, hey, hey.
10:28This math is heavy on the head.
10:30I got it down cold.
10:32Ask me anything.
10:34Okay.
10:36If you got a quarter in one pocket
10:38and 40 cents in the other,
10:40what do you have?
10:42Somebody else's pants.
10:44And what have you been getting
10:46under the watermarks?
10:48Under watermarks?
10:50Yeah, below sea level.
10:52Never fun.
10:54Four.
10:56Hey, wow.
10:58Yeah. Man, nothing like a good game of golf.
11:00Hey, Thurman.
11:02What you got there, man?
11:04Oh, hi there.
11:06Just getting ready to play me a round
11:08of golf on my own private golf course.
11:10Golf? You?
11:12Ha, ha, ha.
11:14Thurman's playing golf.
11:16Ha, ha, ha.
11:18That's a good one.
11:20I like that one.
11:22Dig this form.
11:24Ha, ha, ha.
11:26Ha, ha, ha.
11:28Ha, ha, ha.
11:30Ha, ha, ha.
11:32Ha, ha, ha.
11:34You sure dig that one.
11:36What do you know? That's the way you're supposed to hit
11:38a shank mashy shot.
11:40It is that.
11:42I suppose you dudes could do better.
11:44Yeah, are you kidding, man?
11:46Give me that club.
11:48Yeah, man, that's the one I want.
11:50Hey, man, I left-handed club, eh.
11:52So what?
11:54It don't matter.
11:56Let's see if any of you cats can hit a ball as good as me.
11:58Zoom on this one.
12:00Yeah, man, watch me part of this one.
12:02I'm gonna kill it. Watch.
12:04Four.
12:06Three, four.
12:08Five.
12:14How you like them apples, Mr. All-Pro?
12:16Think you can do any gooder than that?
12:18No, class.
12:20Golf isn't just power, it's accuracy.
12:22It's all in the hands and wrists.
12:24Coordination.
12:26See that last flag down there?
12:30I'm gonna lay it right in the old cup.
12:36Hit the ball!
12:42Oh!
12:46Oh!
13:16That sure was nice of that man to give us Thurman's ball back.
13:20Way we tell him he didn't have to pay for the busted window.
13:22What we gotta tell him for?
13:24He's been hiding out all weekend.
13:26And maybe he won't go to school no more.
13:28We won't get hassled so much by Miss Brafogle.
13:30That's the smartest thing I heard today.
13:34No, no, that's mean.
13:36Good idea, but mean.
13:38No way of it.
13:40We gotta go tell him.
13:42You mean you gotta tell him?
13:44I've got company.
13:46Mama says you better go out and get some sun.
13:48You've been cooped up up here all weekend, Thurman.
13:52Thurman? Who's Thurman?
13:54Aw, come on, Thurman.
13:56What's with the corny disguise?
13:58Oh, you can tell it's me?
14:02Thurman!
14:04Hey, Thurman!
14:06Come on out, we got something to tell you.
14:08Quick, get down there.
14:10Tell him I'm not here.
14:12What's with you?
14:14Don't argue. Go down there and get rid of him.
14:16Thurman!
14:18Thurman says he's not here.
14:20What?
14:22Don't bug me. I think he's flipped his wig.
14:24It's all this studying he does.
14:26Huh? Studying?
14:28Thurman?
14:30Why, he never took a book home in his life.
14:32He doesn't have to.
14:34He's got a complete set of school books in his room.
14:38Why, that's phony baloney.
14:40All this time making us think he never studied.
14:46Hey, sis, did you get rid of him?
14:48Did you tell him I wasn't here?
14:50Yeah, she told us.
14:54It's always darkest before the dawn,
14:56but a total eclipse?
14:58Okay, Thurman,
15:00we're gonna teach you a lesson.
15:02Come on, Thurman, put them up.
15:06No, no, Thurman, not like that.
15:08Like this.
15:10Come over here and work out on the bag.
15:20Ah, what's the use?
15:22You dudes are wasting your time on me.
15:24I just ain't no athlete.
15:26Hey, man, come on, you just starting now.
15:28That's right.
15:30You gotta sweat to be cool in sports.
15:32Huh?
15:34Just like you're sweating over your books.
15:36Come on, get going. Hit that bag.
15:38Hit that bag.
15:48Fat Albert, tell us what the chemical formula
15:50H2O stands for.
15:52Let's see.
15:54Now, there's two parts
15:56of hydrogen and one part
15:58of oxygen.
16:00That's right. And what is that chemical
16:02compound called?
16:04Right.
16:08Well, I must
16:10compliment you.
16:12Every one of you.
16:14You've all improved so much recently.
16:16Whatever you're doing,
16:18it's right on.
16:20Come on, Thurman.
16:22You can do it.
16:24Belly out the park.
16:26That's it.
16:28Don't tighten up.
16:34Maybe.
16:38Step right into it.
16:40Yeah!
16:42He did it.
16:46We knew you could do it.
16:48World Series, here we come.
16:50All right.
16:52Yeah, all right.
16:54Tighten up.
16:56Well, the kids seem to have worked out a pretty fair deal
16:58here and even swapped the talents.
17:00The kids aren't gonna try and become
17:02Robert Einstein overnight and Thurman
17:04sure isn't gonna be Willie Mays either.
17:06But they're all learning something new.
17:08As a matter of fact,
17:10the kids have learned a new song about, guess what?
17:12Learning.
17:14That's right. You're so smart.
17:26Oh, it's not easy
17:30You can make it if you try
17:34Oh, it's not easy
17:38When you reach, you've got to reach high
17:48There are things you might want
17:52And if you're smart, you'll work real hard
17:56Just as long as you try
18:00There's no mountain you can't climb
18:04No, no, no
18:08Oh, it's not easy
18:12But you can make it if you try
18:16Oh, it's not easy
18:20When you reach, you've got to reach high
18:26If things get rough, don't give up
18:32Make up your mind, it just takes time
18:36And time is on your side
18:40As long as you try
18:44Yeah, yeah, yeah
18:56Oh, it's not easy
19:00But you can make it if you try
19:04Oh, it's not easy
19:08When you reach, you've got to reach high
19:18Hey, hey, hey
19:20It's Bob Albert
19:23It's Bob Albert