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What if jobs and employers were honest about what the HR department actually does? Roger Horton investigates

CAST:
Roger Horton: Jack Hunter
William Horton: Michael Strauss

Writer: Michael Strauss
Director: Michael Strauss
Director of Photography: Rob Menzer
Editor: Gabrielle Williott
Sound: Maxwell DiPaolo

00:00 - Guardio Ad
01:06: If HR Was Honest
01:17 - Horton Enterprise
01:55 You'll get a salary as a thank you
02:22 We're family
02:30 We're coworkers
2:50 Terminated
04:30 sometimes we even have drinks on fridays
06:27 Sexual Harassment training
06:30 Reenactment
07:46 Quiz









#jobs #capitalism #career

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Transcript
00:00That concludes the company time and money portion of the video.
00:02Next we'll discuss the main reason you're here, sexual harassment.
00:06Hey! Don't! Stop! You touched me without my consent!
00:13That seems like a totally natural and not at all contrived segue
00:17into our harassment training section of this video.
00:20Harassment has no place in the workplace unless you're a white guy that's been here
00:24for like 10 to 40 years and your uncle owns the company.
00:27Then he can pretty much get away with anything.
00:29That's right, don't say stuff like,
00:31Hey Karen! Nice boobs!
00:34Unless you're totally prepared to play an audio recording of the incident
00:37where you can successfully convince us you said nice boots.
00:42What else would you expect from our highly trained and highly paid
00:45executive suite of mostly aggressive men and women who clawed their way up the patriarchy?

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