What if jobs and employers were honest about what the HR department actually does? Roger Horton investigates
CAST:
Roger Horton: Jack Hunter
William Horton: Michael Strauss
Writer: Michael Strauss
Director: Michael Strauss
Director of Photography: Rob Menzer
Editor: Gabrielle Williott
Sound: Maxwell DiPaolo
00:00 - Guardio Ad
01:06: If HR Was Honest
01:17 - Horton Enterprise
01:55 You'll get a salary as a thank you
02:22 We're family
02:30 We're coworkers
2:50 Terminated
04:30 sometimes we even have drinks on fridays
06:27 Sexual Harassment training
06:30 Reenactment
07:46 Quiz
#jobs #capitalism #career
CAST:
Roger Horton: Jack Hunter
William Horton: Michael Strauss
Writer: Michael Strauss
Director: Michael Strauss
Director of Photography: Rob Menzer
Editor: Gabrielle Williott
Sound: Maxwell DiPaolo
00:00 - Guardio Ad
01:06: If HR Was Honest
01:17 - Horton Enterprise
01:55 You'll get a salary as a thank you
02:22 We're family
02:30 We're coworkers
2:50 Terminated
04:30 sometimes we even have drinks on fridays
06:27 Sexual Harassment training
06:30 Reenactment
07:46 Quiz
#jobs #capitalism #career
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00:00This video will onboard you into all of the rules and regulations that we abide by here at my eponymous company and its holdings.
00:08Not to mention, we can give you a little inside scoop into the company culture.
00:14For starters, all the employees here are called Hortys.
00:17I made sure that we included this in the HR handbook in order to create a monoculture
00:22that will force you to submit to everything from pay cuts to insane tasks
00:27that definitely derive from arbitrary directives I've conjured up depending on my mood.
00:33When I'm really mad or my wife has been ignoring me in the bedroom,
00:36I'll sometimes refer to all of you as Horty-whores since I pay you to do all my bidding.
00:43And we only do that behind your back because officially us Hortys embrace company culture and love to have fun in the workplace.
00:49Sometimes we even have drinks at 4 p.m. on Fridays.
00:52What? Who okayed that?
00:55Uh, you, uncle.
00:57Sir?
00:58Well, I'm changing my mind.