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What if jobs and employers were honest about what the HR department actually does?  Roger Horton investigates  CAST: Roger Horton: Jack Hunter William Horton: Michael Strauss  Writer: Michael Strauss Director:  Michael Strauss Director of Photography: Rob Menzer Editor: Gabrielle Williott Sound: Maxwell DiPaolo  00:00 - Guardio Ad 01:06: If HR Was Honest 01:17 - Horton Enterprise 01:55 You'll get a salary as a thank you 02:22 We're family 02:30 We're coworkers 2:50 Terminated 04:30 sometimes we even have drinks on fridays 06:27 Sexual Harassment training 06:30 Reenactment  07:46 Quiz          #jobs #capitalism #career

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00:00This video will onboard you into all of the rules and regulations that we abide by here at my eponymous company and its holdings.

00:08Not to mention, we can give you a little inside scoop into the company culture.

00:14For starters, all the employees here are called Hortys.

00:17I made sure that we included this in the HR handbook in order to create a monoculture

00:22that will force you to submit to everything from pay cuts to insane tasks

00:27that definitely derive from arbitrary directives I've conjured up depending on my mood.

00:33When I'm really mad or my wife has been ignoring me in the bedroom,

00:36I'll sometimes refer to all of you as Horty-whores since I pay you to do all my bidding.

00:43And we only do that behind your back because officially us Hortys embrace company culture and love to have fun in the workplace.

00:49Sometimes we even have drinks at 4 p.m. on Fridays.

00:52What? Who okayed that?

00:55Uh, you, uncle.

00:57Sir?

00:58Well, I'm changing my mind.

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