Okay, we admit it, the war on drugs did NOT work out as we hoped.
Starring:
McGort The Crime Hort: Jack Hunter
Former Incarcerated Person: Dorian Debose
Written by: Eli Yudin
Producer/Director: Michael Strauss
Director of Photography: Rob Menzer
Editor: Gabrielle Williott
Sound: Maxwell DiPaolo
Executive Producer: Gabrielle Williott
00:00 Ground News Ad
01:21 Intro War on Drugs Honest Ad
01:44 McGort the Crime Hort
01:58 Drugs!
02:38 Our war on drugs is overly punitive
03:15 Iraq & Sadam Hussein
03:42 Who's racist now?
04:00 My great evil
04:50 The system works!
05:50 We appreciate the sacrifice
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Starring:
McGort The Crime Hort: Jack Hunter
Former Incarcerated Person: Dorian Debose
Written by: Eli Yudin
Producer/Director: Michael Strauss
Director of Photography: Rob Menzer
Editor: Gabrielle Williott
Sound: Maxwell DiPaolo
Executive Producer: Gabrielle Williott
00:00 Ground News Ad
01:21 Intro War on Drugs Honest Ad
01:44 McGort the Crime Hort
01:58 Drugs!
02:38 Our war on drugs is overly punitive
03:15 Iraq & Sadam Hussein
03:42 Who's racist now?
04:00 My great evil
04:50 The system works!
05:50 We appreciate the sacrifice
See more http://www.cracked.com
LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/cracked
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00:00Attention ne'er-do-wells, rascals, and rotten apples.
00:03Your days of drug-using are coming to an end.
00:06You better not be out there taking inhales of the old jazz cabbage,
00:10puffs of the devil's lettuce, heaping helpings of Indian hay,
00:14cylinders of the blue sage, chewing the cap of Lucifer's pen,
00:18because it's me, Magort the Crime Horde.