CAST:
Roger Horton: Jack Hunter
William Horton: Michael Strauss
Writer: Michael Strauss
Director: Michael Strauss
Director of Photography: Rob Menzer
Editor: Gabrielle Williott
Sound: Maxwell DiPaolo
00:00 - Guardio Ad
01:06: If HR Was Honest
01:00 - Office Workers
02:29 - Laborers
03:44 - Retail Workers
05:11 - Artists
06:29 - The Most Dangerous Game
#jobs #capitalism #career
Roger Horton: Jack Hunter
William Horton: Michael Strauss
Writer: Michael Strauss
Director: Michael Strauss
Director of Photography: Rob Menzer
Editor: Gabrielle Williott
Sound: Maxwell DiPaolo
00:00 - Guardio Ad
01:06: If HR Was Honest
01:00 - Office Workers
02:29 - Laborers
03:44 - Retail Workers
05:11 - Artists
06:29 - The Most Dangerous Game
#jobs #capitalism #career
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00:00We're in the business of people, just like you.
00:04We care about you because we're a family.
00:07Actually, we're not a family.
00:09We're co-workers.
00:10Which is even better.
00:11That's what it says right here in our guidebook, Mr. Horton.
00:14Ah yes, this is my nephew, your HR representative, William Horton.
00:20He's going to guide us through a short presentation of the do's and don'ts of the workplace.
00:24First let us save our asses a bunch of money and to protect any liability we might have
00:29when we decide to terminate your employment.
00:32I usually like to speak so softly, you'll barely know I'm here.
00:36After all, I'm one of the first people you'll meet here and one of the last people you'll
00:40say goodbye to.