Got injured in an accident? You could be click away from a claim worth millions. You can start your claim now with Morgan & Morgan at https://www.forthepeople.com/Honest without leaving your couch. Remember, it's free unless you win.
CAST:
Roger Horton: Jack Hunter
William Horton: Michael Strauss
Director: Michael Strauss
Director of Photography: Rob Menzer
Producer: Michael Strauss
Writer: Michael Strauss
Editor: Gabrielle Williott
Sound: Maxwell DiPaolo
Camera Assistant: Rachel Mossberg
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00:00 Morgan and Morgan - REAL INJURY ATTORNEY AD
01:32 Honest Injury Attorneys
01:47 Call Horton and Horton
02:00 No Fee Promise
02:59 We will ignore you
03:23 Car accident or injured at work? Worker's comp?
04:39 Horton and Barfs
05:31 team of Lawyers
06:10 We will fight for you
#injuryattorney #workerscompensation #lawyer
CAST:
Roger Horton: Jack Hunter
William Horton: Michael Strauss
Director: Michael Strauss
Director of Photography: Rob Menzer
Producer: Michael Strauss
Writer: Michael Strauss
Editor: Gabrielle Williott
Sound: Maxwell DiPaolo
Camera Assistant: Rachel Mossberg
SUBSCRIBE HERE: bit.ly/43OXXTS
00:00 Morgan and Morgan - REAL INJURY ATTORNEY AD
01:32 Honest Injury Attorneys
01:47 Call Horton and Horton
02:00 No Fee Promise
02:59 We will ignore you
03:23 Car accident or injured at work? Worker's comp?
04:39 Horton and Barfs
05:31 team of Lawyers
06:10 We will fight for you
#injuryattorney #workerscompensation #lawyer
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00:00When you're seriously hurt, your injury could be worth millions.
00:03If your ears are burning after hearing that, you probably have the kind of injury that
00:06says, pay me for my pain, daddy.
00:08I have no idea if your injury is worth anything, but before we dive into the actual honest
00:12ads, I just gotta say, there are two guys with the same name that don't settle for
00:15lowball offers.
00:16Apparently, that's Morgan to Morgan.
00:19Maybe you want to make money off your pain.
00:20I don't know what the rules of your universe are, but in our universe, these money doctors
00:24achieved significant verdicts in the past couple of months for victims involved in life-altering
00:29car crashes.
00:30Look, that's nothing to sneeze at, unless your sneezing causes a car crash, in which
00:34case consider that you could win something like $12 million in Florida, which is 34 times
00:39the highest insurance offer, or $26 million in Philadelphia, which is 40 times the highest
00:44insurance offer.
00:45Take that, Mr. Horton.
00:47And with Morgan and Morgan, the fee is absolutely free, unless you win.
00:50And then, I assume it's no longer free and you gotta pay the man.
00:53Or men, unless Morgan is a woman's name, and then it's two women.
00:56You gotta pay the women, then.
00:58And it's gotta be non-binary, too, so maybe just somehow, someday, someone will get paid
01:03named Morgan.
01:04If you ever get seriously injured, your case could be worth millions, and you could be
01:07only a few clicks away from potentially changing your life.
01:10It's so easy.
01:11You can start your claim now with Morgan and Morgan at www.forthepeople.com slash honest,
01:17found in the description or by scanning the QR code on screen from your camera phone.
01:25Were you injured in an accident?
01:27Choosing the right law firm is crucial to get the justice you deserve.
01:31No matter the kind of accident, head-on, rear-end, T-bone, ribeye, even a fillet, we at Horton
01:38and Horton are here to fight for you.
01:41Hi, I'm Roger Horton, and I run this firm with my associate, William Horton.
01:47He's not the best lawyer, or he'd probably be working for some corporate firm, but he's
01:52my nephew, so I had to hire him.
01:54And because I work here, me, Uncle Roger, and all of the attorneys at Horton Horton
01:58work for you for no fee.
02:00I came up with the idea, so we're calling it the No Fee Willie Promise.
02:03A No Fee Willie Promise by Horton and Horton PC is a commitment that the firm will take
02:07no fee unless the client obtains a recovery.
02:10The firm makes no representation as to whether such an arrangement may be available through
02:14another law firm.
02:15In the event that there is no recovery, the client will not be responsible for case disbursements.
02:20Prospective clients will be provided a written retainer agreement that fully explains the
02:23terms of representation.
02:25And that's the No Fee Willie Promise, named after me.
02:28I just promised your father I would name it after you so that it looked like you actually
02:34did something around here.
02:35Plus, as I said, there will be a small teeny tiny contingency fee.
02:41It's just a percentage of money that we take in a judgment or settlement with insurance.
02:46But the fees aren't inherently bad.
02:49The bad part is that once we get you to hire us, we will most likely ignore you, or on
02:54the off chance that we actually work on your case and see that it has some potential, we'll
03:00probably do a pretty shitty job on the case.
03:02Especially if I get assigned to it.
03:04And that's the No Fee Willie Promise.
03:06We get it.
03:08You're beginning to sound like a liability yourself.
03:11I am a legitimately litigious disappointment, and our clients all find that out at some
03:15point.
03:16If you were in a car accident, injured at work, or fell down, or seriously injured yourself
03:21while just sleeping, age is a bitch.
03:24We'll take your case even if there's nothing we can do for you.
03:27Our pervasely poor pragmatism and sh** service ensures that our clients are screwed no matter
03:33what.
03:34I guarantee that we won't tell you your case is complete malarkey until you've either recovered
03:39from your injuries, or you've forgotten about us entirely.
03:43I settle for a normal, good lawyer who will tell you the truth when you can have a bad,
03:47weird one.
03:48At Horton & Horton, we've been proudly lying straight to your face for 35 years, and we
03:53don't plan on stopping now.
03:55Did I mention that you don't pay anyone a cent unless the other guys win?
04:00And even though we have a few wins notched into our belt, we also lose cases.
04:05And if you're a client who realizes that we've been doing absolutely nothing, and you go
04:10somewhere else, we might just put a lien on your case so another firm can't make money
04:15without paying us.
04:16Yeah, we do lose some clients.
04:19Even some of our own partners have been pretty pissed off about this.
04:22I literally tried to leave the company and start my own injury attorney firm, but Roger
04:27sued me.
04:28I sure did.
04:30But that was way back when our firm was Horton & Barfs.
04:33I sued to dissolve that company because Barfs and I couldn't agree on a color plan to paint
04:38our office.
04:39Actually, he realized I was a scumbag and didn't want to work with me anymore.
04:44So I figured it was better to blow the whole thing up than to go on working with my business
04:48partner of 35 years.
04:50Whatever happened to that guy?
04:52Mr. Barfs, he's dead.
04:55One car accident that I couldn't represent an injury case for.
04:59Sounds awfully mysterious, Uncle Roger.
05:02It sure is.
05:03I swear to God, if you bring this up one more time, I'm going to come down so hard on your
05:08ass you're going to wish you were never born.
05:10Why do you think we had to sue our own firm to dissolve the company before Barfs mysteriously
05:17died?
05:18I'm glad the bastard's dead.
05:20Made the whole process a lot easier.
05:23Okay.
05:25We also have a team of lawyers that will sit on your case like a pair of underwear, picked
05:29out this morning and completely forgotten by the afternoon.
05:33I am a lady lawyer, or at least I play one on TV.
05:36I don't actually work here, but I am wearing a suit and was told to say something about
05:41how you're one of our 700 clients who might be stuck in some kind of limbo when we do
05:47nothing with your case to the point where you find a real, I mean different lawyer who's
05:53willing to take it on and win.
05:55And then it's our job to sue you since we can't let things go.
05:59And we'll make you pay us even though we did absolutely nothing.
06:03We guarantee to fight for you.
06:06And you won't have to pay a dime.
06:08You might even win a bit of money.
06:10As long as you don't take any action to fix your hand, mind, or other body part that was
06:14smashed in your car accident or at your place of work.
06:18Once you do that, it's pretty much impossible for us to win.
06:21So just keep that in mind next time you drive your truck straight into a light post in the
06:26hopes that you won't have to wake up and go to work tomorrow.
06:31I've been Roger.
06:33What are you waiting for?
06:34Call now.
06:35Injured?
06:36Call Horton & Horton at 1-500-696-6969.