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00:00Ablongs, down in the valley where a chemical spill
00:05Came from the people living up on a hill
00:10There's a family by the landfill with hazardous foam
00:14In their happy glowing home
00:19Ablongs
00:21Annie, here in old Globicide Village, we'll show you the fun side of a soulless corporate future.
00:28Ride the rootin' tootin' poverty-inducin' downsizer
00:31Or just set a spell and get you a apple fritter
00:34Made with our bio-engineered food product, Applex.
00:40Old Globicide Village, it's an unnaturally good time.
00:44Idiot!
00:46Where I-80 meets what used to be the Pinewood National Forest.
00:48Ooh, I heard some guy died on that downsizer.
00:50Yeah, he choked on his own barf.
00:52That rocks!
00:54Can we go?
00:56You owe us!
00:58Why, sure! As a company employee, I get a 10% surcharge.
01:01We'll go this Saturday.
01:02It is Saturday.
01:03How convenient!
01:08Look, everyone, there's my job.
01:10In the future, Globicide products will be assembled by robots,
01:13eliminating the need for moronic human workers.
01:15Super!
01:17The trickle-down log flume!
01:26Hey, Peanut, where do you think you're going?
01:30Well, don't at all the heckin' back!
01:33Sorry, sweetie.
01:35Watch my purse.
01:36Mine too.
01:40Come along, mateys, and escape the eye!
01:52Oh, well, I guess it's this or nothing.
01:54Geronimo!
01:57Help! Help!
01:59Look at the ugly baby!
02:19Mom, I want to work in a sneaker factory!
02:22You're too old, honey.
02:32Dad, you wouldn't believe all the fun we're having that you're not!
02:36I got the cutest sweatshirt for Beth.
02:38I'm the runt of the litter.
02:40Be a love and hold it while we keep enjoying ourselves.
02:46Ah, chuckwagons! I've had enough!
02:50Dad, what are you doing here?
02:52Kiddo, sometimes you just have to let go and let gosh.
02:56Hold on, everybody!
02:58I'm dying!
03:03Help! Help!
03:07Is there a doctor in the village?
03:09What now, you idiot?
03:11Oh, God, Dr. Hoffschneider, are there any other doctors?
03:15Stay still, stupid. Where does it hurt?
03:17I can't move my jaw.
03:19Ow! Ow!
03:21Looks like TMJ. It's a temporary jaw disorder, prevalent among sex workers.
03:25You're not a sex worker, are you, you filthy bastard?
03:28No! I got projectile out of that thingamajig, don't you know?
03:32A little squirt like you? You should have been watching the purses.
03:35Is his jaw going to be okay?
03:37The human jaw is a complicated thing, Mrs. Oblong.
03:39All sorts of hinges and teeth. Disgusting, really.
03:42Couldn't we talk about something else?
03:44Docteur, I need my mouth. I kept bottles for a living.
03:48That must be fulfilling. Look, I've got two words for you.
03:51Lawsuit.
03:53Someone say lawsuit?
03:54Mr. Oblong, to discourage legal action against Globicide,
03:57we're prepared to offer you a very large check.
04:00It's only for $20.
04:01But look how big it is.
04:03Look, I don't want any money. I want to work.
04:05My job is my life.
04:08Oh, you're serious. Well, give us time to work on it.
04:11In the meantime, don't talk to any lawyers.
04:13Can't trust them.
04:14But aren't you lawyers?
04:16Goodness, no. We're attorneys.
04:20Bye, Dad. Don't blow all your welfare money on malt liquor and lotto tickets.
04:24I'm not on welfare. It's disability.
04:26Same death. Yeah, you're still suckling on Uncle Sam's teat.
04:29Go on. Catch your bus. Couple of conjoined Weisenheimers.
04:32All right, sweetie.
04:34Look, it's almost 9. I've got to get to the bar. They worry.
04:38I know. Some of us still have responsibilities.
04:40I'll be fine.
04:41I'll just sit here and pray to God spiders don't nest in my crevices.
04:45Want me to spray you?
04:46Stop hovering, woman.
04:47Okay, okay.
04:55Yarg!
04:56Oh, honey, that beard has to go.
04:59I can't help it. Beth put it on me.
05:01Okay, Daddy, you're going to look really silly and...
05:04Oh, hi, Mommy.
05:05My life is over. I should be in a freak show.
05:08The amazing man whose jaw doesn't work properly.
05:11You're doing fine, Dad.
05:13I saw you scooting your butt on the rug like a dog with worms.
05:16I had an itch.
05:17Oh, cheer up, Bob. There's a lot to be happy about.
05:20Yeah, my birthday is coming.
05:22Yes, it is. What do you want, sugar?
05:25For Daddy to be happy like he used to.
05:27Then stop putting things on me.
05:29Bob, you are just feeling sorry for yourself.
05:31You haven't tried to use your mouth in weeks. Maybe it's better.
05:34You're right. Since when did I become such a dour dora?
05:38Well, I'm about to turn my frown upside down.
05:49It's crap. Crap, I tell you.
05:53Mr. Clymer.
05:54Good day, Adlong.
05:55Out of compassion and the advice of our lawyers,
05:57Globicide has brought you back your life.
06:01What the fandangler is this?
06:03Les bras et les jambes, 2000.
06:05Notre équipe d'ingénieurs a pris toute la nuit
06:07pour réaliser ce marvel scientifique moderne.
06:16C'est génial. Il est plus machine qu'homme.
06:18C'est comme Stephen Hawking, mais, vous savez, stupide.
06:21Allez, essayez.
06:27J'en ai marre.
06:29Voilà. Maintenant, c'est sur le manuel.
06:31C'est à vous de clencher vos buttocks.
06:38Regarde mon gros garçon. Il est en train de marcher.
06:44Ma, prends ma caméra.
06:45Je suis un être humain ambulatoire.
06:47Je suis mieux que tout.
06:53Rélaxe ton cul. Rélaxe ton cul.