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00:00We are here at Yatsuka-cho, Eshima in Matsue City.
00:07It's close, isn't it?
00:09It's about 10 minutes by car.
00:12It's close.
00:14I just got a message from my younger brother.
00:16He just finished the award ceremony.
00:18He's a master of defense.
00:20He's a master of defense.
00:22He's not a younger brother, but a master of defense.
00:26He's a different person.
00:28He's like an old man.
00:30I wonder what he's like.
00:32I've been on more than 200 episodes.
00:34The person I remember the most is...
00:37I think it's...
00:39Mr. Pico, the hypnotist.
00:41Mr. Pino.
00:42Mr. Pino.
00:43He's the latest.
00:44After the show, the camera stopped.
00:46He said,
00:47Well, it was a short time.
00:49He made an excuse.
00:51I was in the mood.
00:53Of course, I was going to use it all.
00:55I was in the mood to use it all.
00:58Mr. Pino was really going to use it all.
01:01Mr. Pino is...
01:03It's his job.
01:05How about you, Mr. Yamauchi?
01:07I think it's...
01:08I think it's the modest owner of EAD.
01:11The latest and first time.
01:14The latest and first time.
01:16I don't remember anything else.
01:18I don't remember anything else.
01:19It's been four years since the beginning of the broadcast.
01:22Four years.
01:23I'm going to visit a person who has changed a lot in the past four years.
01:28A person who has changed since he appeared.
01:31I see.
01:32Is it Mr. Nishino?
01:33What?
01:34Is it Mr. Nishino?
01:35Well, his hair has changed a lot.
01:37Short hair.
01:38His hair is short.
01:40I don't know.
01:41I was with him at the clothing exhibition the other day.
01:43You were with him?
01:44He hasn't contacted me anymore.
01:46You two are getting along very well.
01:48I texted my brother, too.
01:49That's amazing.
01:51This is the person.
01:54This is...
01:55Magical Eto-san.
01:57He's the one who decided the direction of my hand.
02:02Is that the first episode?
02:04That's right.
02:05It's the third episode.
02:06Is that so?
02:07But I still have a lot of impressions.
02:11He's the president of a taxi company.
02:13And he's a magician.
02:16I think Magical Eto-san's house is near here.
02:20That's good.
02:21Magical Eto-san's house is near here.
02:23My house is near Magical Eto-san's house.
02:26Magical Eto-san's house is near here.
02:44You can see something like this when your family lives nearby.
02:48Yeah.
02:49The house next door.
02:51That's ridiculous.
02:55Hello.
02:56Hello.
02:57Do you know who this old man is?
02:59Yes.
03:00Do you know him?
03:01I saw him on TV.
03:03Oh, really?
03:04Please take one of these.
03:06What?
03:07That's cute.
03:09Young lady, eat it.
03:11No.
03:12I have to give it to the old man.
03:14No, it's okay.
03:15Are you sure?
03:16Yes.
03:17Then I'll take this.
03:18No, you don't have to.
03:20You don't bite?
03:21No.
03:22Do you have anything to give him?
03:24I'll bring my wallet.
03:25No, you don't have to.
03:26This is a sticker for your show.
03:28Can you give it to him?
03:31You're welcome.
03:33Is he funny?
03:34Yes.
03:35I heard that Japanese people come here.
03:38I was so excited.
03:40That's why I came here.
03:41I see.
03:43I'm glad.
03:44He's a comedian named Kamaitachi.
03:50Is he your brother?
03:51Yes.
03:52I see.
03:53Is it okay if my sister gives me candy?
03:57Yes.
03:58Is it okay?
03:59Yes.
04:01I'm sorry.
04:02This is a new situation.
04:03I came here to practice.
04:04This is a new situation.
04:05I see.
04:06This is a new situation.
04:07But my brother plays with me a lot.
04:13He goes this way and that way.
04:16I see.
04:17He plays with you.
04:18He plays with you.
04:21He plays with you.
04:22He plays with you.
04:23You shouldn't follow a strange man.
04:29He's cute.
04:30He's cute.
04:31This is a good place.
04:32I think so.
04:33I think so.
04:34If you grow up in a town like this, you'll grow up to be an honest child.
04:37I think so.
04:38There are many people.
04:39Hello.
04:40Hello.
04:41Hello.
04:42What are you doing?
04:43I'm brushing my teeth.
04:44Are you brushing your teeth?
04:45Yes.
04:46Don't catch a cold.
04:47I'm brushing my teeth.
04:49You're wrong.
04:50I'm sorry.
04:52He's a bad boy.
04:54He's out.
04:56He's out.
04:57He's out.
04:58Magical car.
04:59It's close.
05:00It's close.
05:01I'm close because there's a car here.
05:03Is this the place?
05:04This is the place.
05:05Here you go.
05:08Your house is that way.
05:10This way.
05:11She understands my script so well.
05:15Oh, thank you.
05:17The information about the location is leaking.
05:19It's leaking.
05:21It's leaking? From where?
05:23From Mr. Eto?
05:25From many people.
05:27The location information.
05:29Is it here?
05:31It says Matsumoto.
05:33It's true.
05:35Are you from here?
05:37Yes.
05:39Matsumoto-san?
05:41Matsumoto-san?
05:43It's not Eto-san?
05:45Eto is his real name.
05:47His real name?
05:49Is that so?
05:51It's Matsumoto-san.
05:53It's Matsumoto-san.
05:55Isamu-san is Eto-san?
05:57Yes, that's right.
05:59It's his real name.
06:01Is Eto-san Isao-san's wife?
06:03Wife?
06:05The information is leaking.
06:07That's right.
06:09He met his wife first.
06:11Excuse me.
06:13It's a nice house.
06:15Where is Eto-san?
06:17Oh, Eto-san is here.
06:19I was surprised.
06:21Eto-san is here.
06:23Should I call you Eto-san or Matsumoto-san?
06:25You can call me that.
06:27If you call me that,
06:29I'll look like I'm going to Tokyo.
06:31You're wearing a pin microphone.
06:33You're a unique person.
06:35Eto-san,
06:37Eto-san,
06:39I came to check the situation.
06:41I heard there was a change.
06:43What happened?
06:45I can't tell you.
06:47Actually,
06:49I sold a young bird coat.
06:51A taxi?
06:53It's a double-decker carriage.
06:55It was sold out in June.
06:57I'm going to quit.
06:59What?
07:01I sold it to a junk shop in Hinomaru.
07:03Is that so?
07:05I'm going to quit.
07:07That's my job.
07:09You're going to quit.
07:11You're going to enjoy life.
07:13I'm just going to go.
07:15No, no.
07:17You'll be fine in a year or two.
07:19It's too short.
07:21It's too short.
07:23I quit the taxi.
07:25I'll be a double-decker carriage.
07:27Stop it.
07:29You're too nice.
07:31We're strong, too.
07:33You helped me when I was doing magic.
07:35You're the one who helped me.
07:37That's right.
07:39He's working as a gym in Hinomaru.
07:41He's not doing anything.
07:43He's just staying at home.
07:45He's not doing anything.
07:47I see.
07:49You don't do magic?
07:51I do sometimes.
07:53I saw your car earlier.
07:55You're doing business.
07:57I'm doing business.
07:59Please give me a job.
08:01I'm doing business.
08:03I miss that.
08:05It's been a while.
08:07You're just enjoying life.
08:09You're just enjoying life.
08:11You're just enjoying life.
08:13You're a magician.
08:15You're a magician.
08:17You're Mr. Eto.
08:19You're not Mr. Eto.
08:21You're not Mr. Eto.
08:23Please sit down.
08:25Please sit down.
08:27Please sit down.
08:29Can you get me some water?
08:31Can you get me some water?
08:33He's my grandson.
08:35You're my grandson.
08:37You're my grandson.
08:39You're nice.
08:41You're nice.
08:45This is real water.
08:47It'll be scary if it's free.
08:51Please wait.
08:53Please wait.
08:55Please wait.
08:57So, what's going to happen?
08:59Nothing's going to happen.
09:01Obviously, his behavior is strange.
09:03He's leaving.
09:05Yes, yes.
09:07It seems like there's a problem.
09:09Yes, please.
09:11Yes.
09:13I heard that your second life
09:15is focused on your hobby.
09:17Yes, yes.
09:19This is a bit of an understatement,
09:21but my neighbor
09:23bought me a midaka.
09:25A red midaka?
09:27Yes, a red midaka.
09:29A red midaka?
09:31Not a goldfish?
09:33No, not a goldfish.
09:35So, I bought a midaka
09:37because of that.
09:39You bought a midaka,
09:41but left it.
09:43Isn't it a good hobby?
09:45A midaka is delicate, isn't it?
09:47Yes, it is.
09:49When I was little,
09:51I used to take it from the river.
09:53Wait a minute.
09:55There's something else.
09:57What is it?
09:59It's not starting.
10:01I'm talking,
10:03but it's not starting.
10:17Wait a minute.
10:19Wait a minute.
10:21It's starting to look like a midaka.
10:23It's starting to look like a midaka.
10:25Wait a minute.
10:27There's something on the top.
10:29That's strange.
10:31Wait a minute.
10:37What?
10:39It's a midaka.
10:41How is it?
10:43How is it?
10:45How is it?
10:47This is my hobby.
10:49I'm sorry.
10:53I asked you what your hobby was,
10:55but you didn't answer.
10:57I understand that this is
10:59your hobby,
11:01but you were already listening to the word
11:03midaka.
11:05So, I thought it was a midaka.
11:07Maybe,
11:09but for the shooting,
11:11I suddenly said
11:13this is my hobby,
11:15and that's when I announced it.
11:17That's true.
11:19That's true.
11:21That's amazing.
11:23I think it's a goldfish.
11:25A red midaka and a white midaka.
11:27Thank you for inviting me
11:29to appear in this program.
11:31I don't remember anyone.
11:33It's been a long time.
11:35I'm talking,
11:37but would you like to go outside?
11:39I'd like to see it.
11:41Let's go.
11:43Let's go.
11:47It's a quiet town.
11:49Yes, it's quiet here.
11:51The wind feels good.
11:53First of all,
11:55there is a large pond there.
11:57A large pond?
11:59That's a large pond.
12:01It's huge.
12:03Wait a minute.
12:07This is a business car.
12:09There are a lot of people.
12:11It's a lot of noise.
12:13How many people are there?
12:15I think there are about 600 to 700 people.
12:19It's more than a hobby.
12:21It's a business car.
12:23It's a midaka business car.
12:25There are so many colors.
12:27There are also blue and gold colors.
12:29Don't be surprised by this alone.
12:31Wait a minute.
12:33This is amazing.
12:37This is amazing, too.
12:39Wait a minute.
12:41Wait a minute.
12:43How many people are there?
12:45There are about 10,000 people.
12:4710,000 people?
12:49You said you'd take home a few.
12:51I don't think 10,000 people will come.
12:53Do you sell this?
12:55I don't sell it.
12:57Are you just buying 10,000 people?
12:59That's right.
13:01You're a weirdo.
13:03You're a weirdo.
13:05That's why a businessman came.
13:07He came to the pond over there.
13:09He came to the pond over there.
13:11You can take it home.
13:13How much is it for one?
13:15I don't sell it.
13:17You're a weirdo.
13:19You're giving away a lot of midaka.
13:21That's right.
13:23You're a businessman, so you sell it, right?
13:25I don't sell it.
13:27I'm a big deal.
13:29I'm a big deal.
13:31I'm a big deal.
13:33This is the main house of midaka.
13:35This is the main house of midaka.
13:37This is amazing.
13:39My favorite is Daruma Midaka.
13:41It's a little round.
13:43It's a little round.
13:45It changes temperature from eggs at about 30 degrees.
13:47It's a little round.
13:49It's a little round.
13:51It's a little round.
13:53It's a little round.
13:55I think a businessman can get that much.
13:57Do you have any expensive midaka?
13:59I think it's good to be about 1,000 yen.
14:01Which one is about 1,000 yen?
14:03Daruma Midaka is about 1,000 yen.
14:05Daruma Midaka is about 1,000 yen.
14:07You can't sell this for free.
14:09That's no good.
14:10That's no good.
14:11That's no good.
14:12That's no good.
14:13That's no good.
14:14I've been into magic for a long time.
14:17That's right.
14:18That's right.
14:19It's almost a hobby.
14:20Medaka is...
14:21He's a fool.
14:22This is the only thing I can think of.
14:24This is the only thing I can think of.
14:26It's the worst as a taxi driver.
14:28It's the worst.
14:29I can only see this.
14:30It's too narrow.
14:31One zafuto.
14:32Thank you very much.
14:33This is funny.
14:34I wish I had this much.
14:37You're a pro.
14:39I'm a half-eaten pro.
14:41You have a big dream for your second life.
14:43What is it?
14:44It's not a big dream.
14:45It's a small dream.
14:47I want to do medaka-sukui.
14:49Medaka-sukui?
14:50At the end of the summer.
14:53There's a lot of kinkyo-sukui.
14:55That's also medaka.
14:57If I'm going to medaka,
15:01There's a place that says,
15:03I'm going to land it.
15:05I'd like to do that.
15:08It's like a medaka shop.
15:11If there's a place to land it,
15:13You can do it at all.
15:15I've never done that kind of business.
15:19I've never done that kind of business.
15:21There's a cap that can do this at all.
15:26How many people do you bring home?
15:29Five or six hundred.
15:32That's a lot.
15:34So I'm going to take it as it is.
15:38You're going to take it as it is?
15:39Which company are you from?
15:41Are you watching this?
15:42Please pay me.
15:44You're a good person.
15:46No, no, no.
15:48You're a good person.
15:49You're too good.
15:51I have to leave it.
15:53At least...
15:56That's right.
15:58You have to come back every time.
16:01I gave you honey the other day.
16:04That's amazing.
16:06Pooh.
16:08Pooh.
16:10I have to get it.
16:12It's more delicate than goldfish.
16:14Isn't it easy to get drunk?
16:16It's not like that.
16:18Would you like to try it?
16:20Medaka scooping?
16:21Medaka scooping.
16:22Can I?
16:23How do you do this?
16:24Medaka scooping.
16:27I'll get it ready now.
16:29This is a lot of fun.
16:31It's colorful.
16:32Let's see how many Medaka you can scoop in a minute.
16:37Let's go.
16:38Are you ready?
16:39Yes.
16:40Start.
16:42How is it?
16:44Was it this difficult?
16:47Wait a minute.
16:48It's not Medaka scooping.
16:50This is 40 seconds.
16:51Really?
16:52This is difficult.
16:53Wait a minute.
16:54I think I'm taking too good care of Pooh.
16:5630 seconds.
16:57It's a little early.
17:00Medaka.
17:0220 seconds.
17:05Medaka is really fast.
17:084
17:093
17:102
17:111
17:12Time's up.
17:13Wait a minute.
17:14You're good.
17:16I scooped a lot, but this Pooh doesn't break at all.
17:20Really?
17:21It's amazing.
17:22I scooped a lot of water, but I was able to afford it.
17:25I won.
17:26It's delicious.
17:27It's fun.
17:28I'm going back to childhood.
17:30I think Pooh should be easier to break.
17:34It disappears right away.
17:38I'm carried around.
17:40It's funny.
17:43I want my child to do it.
17:45Have you been doing magic lately?
17:48I'm doing it little by little.
17:50I want to see it for the first time in a long time.
17:52I want to see it for the first time in a long time.
17:53I want to see it.
17:54Is there a wide place?
17:58Let's go over there.
17:59Let's go over there.
18:03Please show us the magic show of Magical Eto.
18:08You changed your clothes.
18:09I'm wearing a jacket.
18:11I'm wearing a jacket.
18:16I'm wearing a jacket.
18:23Balloon.
18:24Balloon art?
18:25What is it?
18:26What's going to start?
18:28I put in a lot.
18:31It's long.
18:32It's long.
18:37There is such a thing.
18:39I thought I put in too much.
18:41It's amazing.
18:42I put in a lot.
18:45I put in a balloon.
18:50Is that okay?
18:52Is that okay?
18:53Is that okay?
18:56Really?
18:58Eto-san.
19:02It's like a thing.
19:04It's like Ectoplasm.
19:05It's like Ectoplasm.
19:06It's like Ectoplasm.
19:07It's like Ectoplasm.
19:09I'm worried.
19:12I'm going to win!
19:16Scary, scary, scary!
19:19Scary, scary, scary!
19:22Why did you go that far?
19:27Edo-san!
19:32He's sleeping so much!
19:34He's sleeping so much!
19:36I want him to do something that's suitable for his age.
19:38I'm so nervous!
19:40Is that so?
19:42Yes.
19:44What is it?
19:46Yes.
19:47Circle.
19:50Let's see.
19:54Bowling.
19:56Bowling.
20:03What?
20:04One more time?
20:09It's gone.
20:10It's gone!
20:11It's so different from before.
20:14The color of your hair is so different.
20:16Shut up!
20:17This is amazing!
20:18Amazing!
20:19And also,
20:20whenever I go,
20:22the gallery always
20:24does this for me.
20:26What? No way.
20:27No way.
20:29Because I'm going to win today.
20:34Don't laugh.
20:36What's wrong?
20:37When the wind blows,
20:39I look at the umbrella.
20:42It's out!
20:43It's out!
20:44It's out!
20:45The sound of electricity.
20:47It's out.
20:48It's out normally.
20:52It's out.
20:53It's out, it's out, it's out.
20:54This is it.
20:55Look.
20:57It's out.
20:59It's out.
21:00That's all.
21:01Yay!
21:04You're the umbrella man.
21:05You're amazing.
21:07I'm so happy to see this.
21:11There's a rumor.
21:12There's a rumor that a pigeon will come out.
21:14A pigeon?
21:15Even if a pigeon comes out,
21:17it won't come out right away.
21:19Can you wait for 2-3 minutes?
21:212-3 minutes?
21:22I'll go get the pigeon.
21:25Okay.
21:26Wait a minute.
21:27I don't know what to do.
21:28For a magician,
21:29it's the worst.
21:30The worst.
21:31The pigeon won't come out.
21:33I'll go get the pigeon.
21:35The pigeon won't come out.
21:38I went to the pigeon house.
21:40Even if a pigeon comes out,
21:43I won't be surprised.
21:44Do you have a pigeon?
21:45I do.
21:47First of all,
21:48there's no one in the world
21:50who takes out a pigeon.
21:52That's right.
21:53You can't find it anywhere in the world.
21:54I was just looking at it.
21:56According to the rumor on the street,
21:57it's the best place to take out a pigeon.
21:59Is that a rumor?
22:01The way you hold it is scary.
22:04I'm used to it.
22:06I'm not used to it, but I'm used to it.
22:08You're used to it?
22:09Yes.
22:14There's a place to take out magic.
22:16Oh, I forgot to take out magic.
22:20I see.
22:21It's around here.
22:22Just swing it.
22:24I don't know where to start.
22:27Age is age.
22:30Yes.
22:32What?
22:33It's flying away.
22:35What?
22:39What?
22:40That's all.
22:41Thank you very much.
22:42What about the pigeon?
22:43The pigeon...
22:44The pigeon flew away.
22:46You didn't take out the pigeon,
22:47but you erased it.
22:48It's rare.
22:49It's rare.
22:50I'm a pigeon-erasing magician.
22:51A pigeon-erasing magician.
22:52Yes.
22:53There's no magic that you can see so slowly.
22:55There isn't.
22:56I'm the type to watch while cheering.
22:58I'm a rehabilitating magician.
23:00I'm not rehabilitating.
23:05Please take out the pigeon.
23:08The pigeon...
23:09It looks painful.
23:10It looks painful.
23:11Come out.
23:12Oh, there it is.
23:15Mr. Yamaguchi,
23:16please announce the rules.
23:17Yes.
23:18Today's rules.
23:19Yes.
23:20Buy a lot of medaka
23:22and give it to the merchant for free.
23:25Don't take out the pigeon,
23:27but erase it.
23:30What is this person doing now?
23:36He's a magician.
23:38He's a magician.
23:39He's a magician.
23:41Yes.
23:42Before,
23:43there was a two-story straw house.
23:45I don't know how many stories there are now.
23:47I don't know how many stories there are now.
23:48I don't know what it is.
23:49So,
23:50please give me a job.
23:51Here it is.
23:53Here it is.
23:54Here it is.
23:55Here it is.
23:57Thank you very much.
23:58Thank you very much.
23:59Thank you very much.
24:00Thank you very much.
24:01Next week,
24:02in the city at night,
24:04Happy birthday to Hamaie!