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00:00Get ready for a Game Changer! Tonight's guests, he's a better game show host than me, welcome
00:07Mike Trapp! He's a better comedian than me, please welcome Tao Yang! And she's an all-around,
00:16more evolved human being than yours truly, Lily Du! And your host, me! Sorry to disappoint,
00:26welcome to Game Changer, the only game show where the game changes every show. I'm your
00:32host Sam Reich, I'm joined today by these three lovely contestants. Now you all understand how
00:37the game works. No, I don't think you explained anything to us. That's right, our players have
00:42no idea what game it is they're about to play. The only way to learn is by playing, the only way to
00:49win is by learning, and the only way to begin is by beginning. So without further ado, let's begin!
00:56Trapp, your sound is...
01:00Uh, well, gosh, I guess my first line I think would be like, something made from a cow perhaps?
01:08Cheese on the pizza that's milk? I'm gonna go, the pizza? Ash, please roll out the mouth.
01:16Okay. Um, actually. All right, uh. The tray? I mean, the tray is part of it, like I can't take
01:28the tray off. All right, yeah, there you go. I thought it might close on me. Does the mouth
01:35like the pizza? It does not like the pizza. Sorry Trapp, that was a lot of steps to get to know.
01:41The rest. Tao, your sound is...
01:47I have a similar mindset as Trapp does, and I'm gonna say maybe the cow wants to eat its own
01:53cheese. Okay, let's give it a try. Okay, hello mouth is, do you have a name mouth? We can name
01:59the mouth if you'd like. Mouthy? Do you like it mouthy? Does the mouth like the cheese?
02:05No, it doesn't. Look at the arm on that tongue. Lily. Okay, so we did two things from the cow
02:14that it didn't like. I'm gonna try the grass. Try the grass. Grass goes in mouth. Does the mouth
02:24like the grass? Yes, it does like the grass.
02:33Mike Trapp, your sound is...
02:37Sounds an awful lot like a monkey. I want to say banana, but I also feel like there's gonna be some
02:42weird thing here. They're gonna say like monkeys don't eat bananas, monkeys eat bugs,
02:46or something like that. But you know what? First thought, best thought.
02:52Does the mouth like banana?
03:01Tao, your sound is...
03:06Duck. That's not the game. I win, right? We all know ducks love Werther's Originals.
03:15Ducks love bread, I know that. Duck, duck. All three breads? Does this mouth like the bread?
03:22Yes, it does! And that's a point for Tao because the mouth approves. Lily, your sound is...
03:32Merry Christmas. That could be anything. Santa Claus likes Christmas cookies? I do think that's
03:40Brennan Lee Mulligan as Santa Claus, so keep that in mind. Yeah, Brennan's on keto so he probably
03:45won't be eating those cookies. He'll just be eating red eggs. I will have you know that most
03:50of these sound effects are me. Does the mouth like the cookies? Yes, it does! Yum, yum. Michael
04:02Trapp, your sound is... That person's gotta cough. There's lots of different options here.
04:09Honey? I'm gonna go with the lemon water. Look, I'm not just gonna give this mouth random medication.
04:15That sounds like a bad idea. You know what? Let's go with the honey. We're going to give the cough
04:20some honey. Does the mouth like the honey? It does not. Tao, same sound.
04:33That's a smoker's lung if I've ever heard one. Sam, you should get that checked out.
04:37Now, what are these? I don't think those are cough drops. I believe those are Werther's Originals.
04:42The butterscotch candy of choice for old people everywhere. They look like real, not fake. Yeah, they're real.
04:47Tao, I say you go money because money can solve anything. Money can't solve anything. The secret
04:51that money works for all of them actually. Is this supposed to be chicken noodle soup? It is. As a sickly
04:57man. Eat the bowl, too. Into the mouth it goes. Does the mouth like the chicken soup?
05:04Yes, it does, baby! Lily, your sound is...
05:13Okay, that's a dumb sounding kid. That's a duck. That's a duck for sure. I think,
05:18uh, if it were a smart intelligent sounding kid, I wouldn't go for these, but I think that kid is
05:23freaking stupid and, you know, I would feed it crayons. Does the dumb kid like its crayons?
05:32Yes, it does! Way to go! Dumb kid, you deserve it. When I like a food, I also go. Mike Trapp. Yeah. Your sound.
05:45That was the best I could do. Sounds like an untrained singer. Yeah, that's about right.
05:49Every time one of these comes up, I think, like, it shouldn't be the first thing I think.
05:52I'm gonna give that Italian opera singer a pizza. Hey, slip a dollar under that pizza.
05:58How about a little extra point for me here? Jared, this is a little tip for you. I love it!
06:02You were trying to bribe the mouth! Take the pizza. Leave the cannoli. Does the mouth like the pizza?
06:09Come on! Oh, I'm sorry, Trapp. It's all right. You gotta stop eating the pizza. That is not what we had in mind.
06:18Tao? I'm gonna go be wild and say, I'm gonna throw the honey in here. All right. Does the mouth like
06:27the honey? No, it doesn't. Lily? I would have gone honey also. Maybe he'd need a little low water
06:37for his throat. We will find out in a moment. Is this for you, mouth? I did break it! I knocked the lemon out of it. I'm sorry.
06:50Does the mouth like the water? Yes, it does! Thank you, mouth. Singer warming up their vocal cords to water with lemon.
06:59I totally appreciate the other selections. Sure. Mike Trapp. Yeah. Your sound is...
07:05Do you mind if I get an extension on that paper? That's a duck. All right, that sounds like a
07:14shitty student to me. College students live on ramen, so let's throw some ramen noodles in there.
07:19We're gonna give the ramen noodles a try. Does the mouth like its ramen? Yes, it does! Tao, your sound is...
07:29When I was your age. Go on. I mean, I could go on. I've never actually had one of these, but I have heard
07:36that they are for old people. They're for everyone, but they're particularly beloved by old people.
07:41That's true. I will go with the Werther's old man. Does the old man like his Werther's originals?
07:48Yes, he does! Okay, players headed into our first minigame. Trapp, you're at two points. Tao at three.
07:56Lily at four. The race is tight. Ash, would you bring out the cart, please?
08:06I'm going to hand each one of these to our contestants. There's meat in here. A fork. I'm going to put
08:1210 seconds on my personal clock. Ready, go. Ten. I don't know. Nine. Eight. Seven. We weren't told to eat this.
08:21Six. Five. Four. Three. Two. One. You've all eaten the weird jello mold and so you all win
08:34one point. The effect of this is essentially neutral. You ate the meat part. There are a number of weird
08:41flavors in here. Got a little bit of hot dog. There's one I can't place. It's the hot dog.
08:46Players, welcome to round two. Lily, the game is yours. Your sound is...
08:52Cowabunga, dude! Okay, sounds pretty cool. I'm not going to say anything in case you whiff this.
09:01That was a ninja turtle. No way to know for sure though. They like this pizza that Trapp keeps
09:08going for. It is heavier than you made it look. You made it look easy. I'm pretty strong.
09:13Wait, but they famously love saltine crackers. Radical. I'm going to go with the pizza despite
09:19the attempts to mislead me. All right. Does the mouth like the pizza? Yes, it does. Way not to
09:28whiff it. Trapp, we're back in your world. Yeah. Listen, man, you still got plenty of time. Yeah,
09:34what is this? What's it going to be? Your sound is... Well, blow me down. Okay.
09:38Again, the best I could do in my arsenal. Well, blow me down. Oh, I should have asked you to do
09:46it. That's Mr. Popeye, and we're going to give him that spinach. Does the mouth like the spinach?
09:52Yes, it does. I thought that was quagmire. It's all I can stans. I can't stans no more.
10:01If only you weren't in the game and I could have had you help me with this, Theo. Theo,
10:06your sound is... Oh, bother. What language is that? I believe I saw a glimmer of recognition
10:16on Trapp's face. I can't be sure. It sounds 1800s. It sounds sad. Oh, bother. I'm going to go with
10:25the oil. Wait. Oh, bother. Why this? Does the mouth like the oil? It does not. Lily?
10:41I'm going to go with these because I don't know what they are. Fair enough. They look like some,
10:47maybe a weird British snack. Those freaks. Those absolute freaks. Those fucking perverts.
10:56Mouth, do we like those weird things? No, unfortunately, the mouth did not like those
11:02little things. Trapp, I think that that's Winnie the Pooh, and I'm going to go honey.
11:09Oh. Does the mouth like the honey? Yes, it does. That is what Winnie the Pooh says.
11:19I thought that was potentially Stewie from Family Guy. You're all Family Guy. This is a game of how
11:26bad are Sam's impressions, and it's going to keep going. All right. Theo. Did I do that? Okay.
11:34Oh, I've never seen that show. I don't know anything about Urkel. Urkel loves money.
11:42Okay. Urkel doesn't like Coke. What? Cheese crackers. Does Urkel like crackers?
11:51I like the rift that's forming between these contestants as they withhold
11:55information from each other. I'll go with the crackers. Urkel loves crackers.
12:00Urkel loves crackers. Does Urkel love the crackers?
12:07Oh, my knee. I'm sorry. Lily.
12:08I also do not know what Urkel likes. A good guess might just win you the point.
12:16Maybe he loves a good hearty breakfast from our friends at Dialogue Cafe. Dialogue Cafe,
12:22fine food at low prices. The coffee's expensive.
12:26Don't throw this, because things will fly out of their mouth.
12:29Does the mouth like the Dialogue Cafe items? It does not, I'm afraid, Lily.
12:37Rude. Mike Trapp.
12:38Okay. Trapp, do you know? Are you confident?
12:40I do know. Cheese?
12:44Steve Urkel famously asking, got any cheese? I've never heard that one.
12:49Hey, look, I could be wrong. Let's try it.
12:51From one Urkel soundbite to another, does the mouth like the cheese? Yes, it does.
13:00I don't have the cultural lexicography of Trapp.
13:03I have seen maybe one episode of Family Matters, but I definitely heard a million children as a
13:08kid being like, Steve Urkel got any cheese? It's true. It was rather an anthem of my
13:13playground. Tao, your sound? Hakuna Matata.
13:17Ooh, I just saw this movie. That's a bug.
13:21That's got to be money, though. Famously, lions love money.
13:24Nothing gets you further in the safari than cash.
13:27They made the bugs look delicious in the animated version.
13:29They're both animated. Does the mouth like the bugs?
13:33Yes, it does. Lily, your sound is?
13:38We went through the wardrobe and into Narnia. Okay. Okay, kids.
13:45You fucking kids. C.S. Lewis, pieces of shit.
13:50You dawn-treading, silver-chairing assholes. What do we love? Do we love to oil our little-
13:59Our little bottoms? British people famous for oiling their bottoms.
14:02Their bottoms, they're so dry in England. The war's on and they're rationing the oil.
14:07We can't oil our little bottoms. Mommy, but my bottom's so dry.
14:11It's just creaky. I will once again try.
14:14When I do not know, I go for this. Into the mouth it goes.
14:18Does the mouth like those items? Yes, it does, Lily.
14:24You guessed right. That was Turkish Delight,
14:28the famously weird-tasting British treat. Turkish Delight is gross.
14:33I'm going to go on the record and say gross dessert, bad choice.
14:36Where would you rate it next to, I don't know, jellos and hot dog and olives?
14:40I would have to sit and think for a moment. Trapp, your sound.
14:43If I only had a heart. Okay, well that is the Tin Man.
14:48And the Tin Man needs oil. Does the Tin Man eat oil? I don't think so.
14:54We are definitely headed into the world of the metaphoric-
14:57Great. Give the Tin Man some oil.
15:01Does the mouth like the oil? Yes, it does.
15:06Tao. Yes.
15:07Your sound. I know Kung Fu.
15:10Well, that's John Wick right there. That's John Wick himself.
15:14That's Neo and he needs his little blue pill. Here you go, Neo.
15:18Down the rabbit hole you go. Does the mouth like the blue pill?
15:22Yes, it does. Lily.
15:28The fuck was that? I think maybe it's-
15:31I see a little bit of a nod. Some kind of a claw machine going
15:36for a toy and it wants tokens? And it wants tokens.
15:40Interesting theory. Does the mouth like the coins?
15:46It does not like the coins. It hurts every time.
15:49Trapp, your sound.
15:54It's not how I would translate the sound. If it's what it might be.
15:58Yeah, sure. This sounds vaguely like Pac-Man.
16:01And I'm thinking that it might be these little dots, little white dots for Pac-Man.
16:05But if it is Pac-Man, that's not how I would make the Pac-Man sound.
16:10If it is Pac-Man, in other words, you're disappointed.
16:12Yes. Me too.
16:13I'd be very offended if that was a Pac-Man sound.
16:15Also, wouldn't Pac-Man want tokens so that he could start running?
16:20It's vaguely Pac-Man like. Does the mouth like the Pac-Man?
16:25Yes, it does. I love that shit.
16:28Now Tao and I, we're going to make the sound that we think Pac-Man should make.
16:32Waka waka waka waka waka waka waka.
16:35Players, it is time for mini game number two.
16:40I am going to ask Ash to bring out the cart.
16:44What do we eat this time?
16:45I'm ready.
16:47We eat the chess pieces.
16:50Now, if you and all three take respective positions around this chessboard.
16:56On your mark.
16:58If we're rushing, it's a free-for-all?
17:00Wait. We're not going one by one?
17:02on your mark, get set, go.
17:05Oh.
17:06Nope, nope, hey, yes.
17:11Yes!
17:11Trapped with the flip, so incredibly quick.
17:17Is it hard?
17:18It's white chocolate.
17:19It was like being at a western saloon,
17:21getting a coin and being like, this is real gold.
17:24This is real gold, you're good here.
17:27We are now in round three,
17:29the scores are trapped with nine points,
17:31Teo with six, Lily with seven.
17:33Can still go any which way.
17:36Teo, your sound is?
17:38Hi, I'm Brennan Lee Mulligan.
17:40Brennan, every morning, eats something from Dialog,
17:42and usually, he was eating, in fact, kielbasa earlier.
17:45This is Brennan's mouth.
17:46Gorgeous crimson lipstick and a gold tooth.
17:51Beautiful, whoa, it's shaking.
17:53Oh, it's so aggravated.
17:55Does the mouth like the keto breakfast items?
17:58Mm.
17:59Yes!
18:01Lily, your sound is?
18:03Hey, it's me, Katie Marovitch.
18:06That's a duck.
18:07Again, that's a duck.
18:08That sounds a lot like a duck,
18:11and you know you gotta feed ducks a brick of cocaine.
18:14Ducks do like cocaine.
18:16Let's find out.
18:17That mouth's gonna be in rough shape.
18:20That's a lot of cocaine.
18:22That mouth is, oh, it's shaking.
18:24Does the duck like the cocaine?
18:27Mm.
18:28Yes, it does!
18:29Tramp, are you ready?
18:30Yes.
18:31Your sound is?
18:32Hi, I'm Siobhan from College Humor.
18:34Oil my bottle.
18:36Oil my bottle.
18:37Oil, please, sir.
18:38Well, look.
18:39Famously loves money.
18:41Siobhan loves eating money.
18:42I'm gonna go with these gluten-free crackers,
18:44because money, notoriously, full of gluten,
18:46and she can't handle that.
18:48Does the mouth like the gluten-free crackers?
18:51Mm.
18:52Yes, it does.
18:53Tao?
18:54Yes.
18:55There are very few items left on this table,
18:57if you hadn't noticed.
18:5850-50.
18:59More or less.
19:00Your sound is?
19:02Oh.
19:05That sounds like a video game.
19:07The most edgy kind of video game.
19:08A slot machine.
19:10Perhaps a slot machine would require coins?
19:13Oh, perhaps a slot machine that has Pac-Man
19:16would require coins.
19:17Wait, is that Pac-Man?
19:19Does the mouth like the coin?
19:22Mm.
19:23Yes, it does.
19:25Lily, I don't know what to tell you.
19:27There's one item left.
19:28This feels like a trap.
19:30Your sound is?
19:33A cash register?
19:36Oh, God, now I feel in my head.
19:37Sometimes the simplest solution is
19:39the one that's right in front of you.
19:40Does the mouth like the money?
19:42Yes, it does, Lily.
19:44I was expecting a twist.
19:45I also was expecting a twist.
19:47Trap.
19:48There are no items left.
19:50Very good.
19:50The sound is?
19:51Okay, very good.
19:57That sounds like a dog.
20:03I am looking to see if any of these stands
20:09have little tennis balls on them.
20:11Yep.
20:12And I don't see any.
20:16Trap is leaving the set to see
20:19if he can find anything.
20:22Trap is now in a cab on his way to an athletic store.
20:28I have a Slim Jim.
20:32You're from Crafty.
20:34Does the mouth like the Slim Jim?
20:38No, it doesn't.
20:41Okay, fair enough.
20:41Well played.
20:43Tao.
20:43It sounds like a protective dog.
20:45This dog's only looking out for you.
20:47No, no, don't growl.
20:51Okay, okay.
20:51You're giving the mouth nothing.
20:53Sorry.
20:56Nothing is not the answer we are looking for.
20:59Lily.
21:00How big is the hole in that mouth?
21:02How big is it?
21:08The mouth has been given one of Lily's shoes.
21:11I really wanted to see if I could jump inside.
21:13Does the mouth like the shoe?
21:16Yes, it does.
21:19I would have gone for the Slim Jim myself, but you know what?
21:23Okay, Trap, we're back on you.
21:24You and Lily are now tied, you're neck and neck.
21:27The sound is.
21:28Oh my God.
21:31Okay.
21:34Sounds like a coffee machine.
21:36Like to supply a piece of paper.
21:39Once again, there is nothing.
21:43I am just going to sit on the coffee machine.
21:47And Xerox my butt.
21:49Does the mouth like the butt?
21:52No, it doesn't.
21:53Get out of the, get out of the truck.
21:55I think that was an ingenious decision.
21:57I seriously do.
21:58I think that was terrific.
22:00And you almost deserve a point for it.
22:02It was that smart.
22:02Tao.
22:03That to me sounds like a washing machine.
22:05So I guess I'll have to take off my shirt
22:07in front of the camera.
22:09And I will.
22:12My mic is on my shirt.
22:14Game changer just got a whole lot sexier.
22:18This will happen.
22:19I'm not going to stop this from happening.
22:21Everybody looking at me like I'm supposed to stop
22:23something from happening.
22:24Your mic's still on.
22:25Take your mic off.
22:26I can hold the mic, of course.
22:27It makes so much sense.
22:28Does the mouth like the shirt?
22:32Yes, it does.
22:35A very impressive move by Tao.
22:38Scores are now 10, nine, 10.
22:42This is our last and final question.
22:46Lily, if you win this, you win the game.
22:49Your sound is.
22:50Feed me, Seymour.
22:54I don't friggin' know.
22:55Why you gotta do this to me, Sam?
23:00Yeah.
23:01Musical theater thing?
23:02Yeah, Sam already hinted it might be a musical.
23:04I like that you've taken center stage here, I think.
23:06I love the pose, though.
23:07I know there is a song called Suddenly Seymour out there.
23:11I literally don't know what that is from
23:14or what that is about.
23:16Yes.
23:17I once again want to jump through the mouth
23:19as a last option.
23:21Could certainly try.
23:22I've been wanting to do this.
23:24Here she goes.
23:24Lily is on her way through the mouth.
23:28How does the mouth feel about Lily?
23:32Yes!
23:33Lily, you did it!
23:35You won the game.
23:36Oh my God.
23:38The musical is Little Shop of Horrors.
23:40The man-eating plant says, feed me, Seymour.
23:42The Audrey II.
23:43The Audrey II.
23:44The plant trap was just hoping.
23:46Just hoping you would not land on that.
23:48You would not land on it.
23:48I'm ready to die then.
23:49I've been wanting to go inside the whole time.
23:52Since that mouth came out, you're like,
23:53I'm gonna get inside that mouth.
23:54I'm gonna get inside that mouth.
23:55It's so fun.
23:56That does it for Game Changer.
23:58Lily, you won!
24:00Way to go.
24:01Won a hot sauce of the month membership.
24:05Congratulations.
24:07Remember, the fastest way to a person's heart
24:10is through their weird, oversized mouth.
24:12Good night, everybody!