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00:00for a Game Changer tonight's guest.
00:04A penny for your thoughts.
00:05It's Becca Scott.
00:07Hey!
00:09Do you come here, Austin?
00:11Austin Tayshia, that is.
00:12It's Izzy Rollins.
00:15Don't worry, her bark stock is worse than her bite stock.
00:18It's Erika Ishii.
00:21And your host, me.
00:24I've been here the whole time.
00:27This is Game Changer,
00:29the only game show where the game changes every show.
00:32I am your host, Sam Reich.
00:34I am joined today by these three lovely contestants.
00:38Now, you all understand how the game works.
00:41Don't do that.
00:42Don't do what?
00:43What do you mean?
00:45That's right, our players have no idea
00:47what game it is they're about to play.
00:48The only way to learn is by playing.
00:51The only way to win is by learning,
00:52and the only way to begin is by beginning.
00:55So without further ado, let's begin.
00:57Becca.
00:59Sam.
01:03Oh, I go?
01:05Show us your butt.
01:06Is that how you play?
01:11Is that it, or can I do a?
01:12I'm gonna, I'm gonna, you still said my name, so.
01:15Ahem.
01:16Ahem.
01:17Ahem.
01:18Ahem.
01:18Ahem.
01:19Ahem.
01:20Ahem.
01:21Ahem.
01:22Ahem.
01:23Ahem.
01:23Ahem.
01:24Ahem.
01:25Ahem.
01:26Ahem.
01:27Ahem.
01:28Ahem.
01:29I'm really sorry.
01:31This is like my dream every night.
01:36Are you booing me?
01:39I've done a commercial audition like this once.
01:45How am I doing?
01:47You're doing great, Becca.
01:48Oh, God.
01:53Don't open that.
01:59Oh, you're doing this, he's doing this to me, okay, okay.
02:07Okay, let's find the scenes.
02:08This is like an intense like acting.
02:23Stop being mean to my friend.
02:25Yeah, this is very negative.
02:29Oh!
02:32Fine.
02:33Okay.
02:35I will avenge you.
02:37Thank you!
02:39Seriously, don't open the fridge.
02:41Izzy taking no chances right off the bat.
02:46Everyone's favorite guest star.
02:50Honey, I'm home.
02:52I'm home.
02:58You're doing great.
03:00You are, you're doing just great.
03:04Sorry that the crowd says otherwise.
03:07Don't, not that one.
03:08Not that one.
03:09Someone's laughing.
03:10A little bit.
03:11A little bit.
03:12A little bit.
03:14Okay, so you're getting warmer.
03:15You're getting warmer.
03:18Are you the phone?
03:19The phone, try the phone.
03:22Okay, not the phone.
03:23The sink, no?
03:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:28Just be sassy.
03:29That's working for me.
03:34It smells like mildew.
03:36It's because I opened the fridge.
03:37I really meant it, don't open the fridge.
03:39Is there something on the calendar?
03:42It's the pin.
03:43Write the date we fell in love.
03:45Okay.
03:48Yes, yes!
03:49Yes!
03:51What happens in September?
03:53What's today?
03:54It's a seven!
03:56Yes!
03:57Yes!
03:59That is one point for Izzy.
04:01Woo!
04:01Yes!
04:02Jesus fucking Christ.
04:03You did it!
04:06Erica.
04:07So I know what the game is.
04:09Live in a house.
04:10I don't know how to do that.
04:12I'm a millennial.
04:16Oh!
04:17Oh!
04:19Ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:20Ha, ha.
04:24This is hard.
04:26Oh, ha, ha, ha!
04:29Hello?
04:29Oh, call me.
04:30Oh, okay, let's see.
04:3369420.
04:33Yeah, yeah, 6969420.
04:35Oh, dial 999 for emergency calls.
04:43No, okay.
04:45Hello?
04:46Erica?
04:47Becca, hello.
04:48Oh my God.
04:50Hi.
04:51Did you see what Izzy wore to the sock hop?
04:55Oh my God.
04:56Come on.
04:57No way.
04:58I super love saddle shoes.
05:01Ah!
05:01I'm just gonna buzz you out, Erica.
05:03Becca, it's you.
05:04Oh!
05:05Oh!
05:05Oh!
05:06Oh!
05:07Oh!
05:08Oh!
05:09Oh!
05:10Oh!
05:10Oh!
05:11Oh!
05:12Oh!
05:13Oh!
05:14Phone, I think.
05:15You have to do something about the phone.
05:21Hi, Mom.
05:24No, I'm being embarrassed publicly.
05:27It'll be all right.
05:28Say, do you have your bar rust recipe handy?
05:32Okay, well I've lost mine.
05:35I put it in the fridge and anything in there
05:37turns to mildew immediately.
05:39Look, if I wanted to trick a man into marrying me,
05:45um, is the pot roast enough, or do we need a souffle?
05:49Anyway, Mom, I gotta go.
05:53Ah!
05:56What?
05:58That is a point for Becca.
06:02Sorry, Mom.
06:04All right, then, um...
06:06Izzy.
06:07I can't.
06:08I actually can't.
06:11Okay.
06:12Whoo!
06:15Feels emptier by now, doesn't it?
06:17So there was the calendar.
06:18My college boyfriend wrote a play like this one time.
06:22Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
06:24It was okay.
06:25Boo!
06:26Boo!
06:27Bitch!
06:28I hate you!
06:30I've had a lot of dreams like this.
06:32Ha-ha.
06:33Hate it.
06:34Okay.
06:35Phone again.
06:36Boo.
06:37Boo.
06:38Boo.
06:39Boo.
06:40Boo.
06:41Boo.
06:42Boo.
06:43Did I like something over here?
06:45Boo.
06:46No.
06:47Boo.
06:48Well, what do you do when you're having a dinner party?
06:50You mark the date.
06:51You go, ah!
06:53You walk back to the fridge.
07:02out the door.
07:12Hold your breath!
07:14That is a point for Izzy.
07:17Should I stay?
07:18No, I think you could probably go back to your podium.
07:20Oh jeez.
07:21Erica.
07:22Sam.
07:23What have we learned?
07:25I-
07:2630 seconds on the clock,
07:27and, go.
07:29Oh.
07:30Uh, okay.
07:32Oh.
07:33Oh.
07:34Oh.
07:35Oh.
07:35Oh.
07:36Oh.
07:37Oh.
07:38Oh.
07:39Oh.
07:40Say it.
07:40Oh.
07:41Oh.
07:42Oh.
07:43Oh.
07:44Oh.
07:45Oh.
07:45Oh.
07:46Oh.
07:47Six seconds.
07:48Six.
07:49Oh.
07:50Oh.
07:50I told you.
07:51Oh.
07:52Oh.
07:53And that's it.
07:54Ha.
07:55Ah.
07:55Becca, what have we learned?
08:00I think we all learned today that sometimes in your life,
08:05you just need to, um, eat a radish.
08:13You need to walk towards the fridge.
08:16You need to not say no.
08:19You need to mark with a pen on the calendar.
08:28Oh.
08:28And that's it.
08:30Is it, Becca?
08:31Sorry.
08:32Which means I'll go to you, Izzy.
08:3330 seconds on the clock.
08:34Go to the thing.
08:35OK, we've learned that.
08:35You just got to do the thing.
08:36OK.
08:37We learned that today is September 7th.
08:40And we've learned that we have to talk on the phone.
08:43Good.
08:44Ah.
08:46And we've learned that you've got to get in the fridge.
08:49OK?
08:49I'm tired of you.
08:50Get in it.
08:52That point goes to Izzy as well.
08:54I'm not getting back in there.
08:57I'm not getting back in there.
09:00I'm a grown woman.
09:02I'm a grown woman is an incredible statement
09:04to make on this show.
09:05Nobody here controls me.
09:08Not even the laughter.
09:10Oh, he got you there.
09:12I threw a water bottle at you once, Sam.
09:15Don't make me do it again.
09:16That is true.
09:17I'm not sure if that was got on camera.
09:19But that is true.
09:22Moving on to round two.
09:25Erica, that's you.
09:26That was only one round.
09:28I thought we did it.
09:29You thought it's over.
09:31That was it.
09:31That was it.
09:32We did it.
09:33And that does it for us here at Game Changer.
09:35We did all of it.
09:35We changed the game.
09:36You deserve it.
09:37Woo!
09:38Woo!
09:46Oh, yeah.
09:47Good prance.
09:48What?
09:49What?
09:50What?
09:50What?
09:51Oh, right.
09:52What is right?
09:53So I won.
09:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:54Ha, ha, ha.
09:55Oh, playing for money.
09:57Ha, ha, ha, ha!
09:58Ha, ha, ha, ha.
10:01Smash another one.
10:03Oh!
10:08Yes!
10:10What?
10:12That is a point for Erica.
10:14Of course.
10:14The one that I figure out is when we have to smash something.
10:17Sure.
10:18How could I not?
10:18How could you not?
10:19No half points for sort of whispering things to me.
10:22Becca, that's all you.
10:24OK.
10:24Well, plants have been smashed.
10:27Ha, ha, ha, ha.
10:29Oh, my.
10:30I assume that it's very I Love Lucy style.
10:33Anything that they do on honeymooners or I Love Lucy.
10:36Date their wives?
10:38Uh, ha.
10:41Oh, ha, ha.
10:42Ha, ha, ha.
10:43Boo.
10:44Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
10:48You know, that's not correct, but I really liked it.
10:51It's fine.
10:53Whoops.
10:56Ha.
10:57Just kidding.
10:59Oh, there was a laugh here?
11:00Yeah.
11:02Maybe they'll be less moldy if I do this.
11:05That'd be really cool, wouldn't it?
11:07The lemons.
11:08All right, let's try doing it again.
11:09Maybe pull the lemons out.
11:11Smash it.
11:12Smash it.
11:14It's a nice pot.
11:15I can't.
11:16Boo, don't.
11:16Don't do that.
11:18Throw the lemons on the ground or something.
11:20Juggle the lemons.
11:22You can juggle.
11:23Obviously.
11:24Yeah.
11:25We all know I can juggle.
11:31What's in, is there anything in the lemons?
11:33Are they real?
11:34Bite it.
11:37That was it.
11:39Becca, that was exactly it.
11:43Way to go.
11:45Izzy, it's your go.
11:46OK.
11:47Smells great.
11:48Mm.
11:51Oh.
11:52At this point, we feel robbed if we don't get it.
11:56Yeah.
11:56OK.
11:57Lemons, we did.
12:00Boo.
12:01There's towel stuff.
12:02Towels.
12:03Boo.
12:08If you make me get in the fridge again.
12:12I really hope that's it.
12:13I was about to make that same joke.
12:17Ah-ha-ha.
12:18Ah-ha-ha.
12:19Top.
12:20Boo.
12:21Bottom.
12:22Bottom.
12:22Don't you.
12:23Boo.
12:28Oh, it's time.
12:35Oh.
12:40Ah.
12:46Delicious.
12:49Are you happy?
12:52Yes.
12:52That is an additional point for Izzy.
12:54Yes, family.
12:55College was worth it.
12:58I'm a trained rat in a laboratory.
13:00My liberal arts education really came through.
13:05Erica, with 60 seconds on the clock.
13:08Let's review.
13:08I think we've all learned something here today.
13:11We learned that it is September the 7th.
13:14And that, let's see.
13:16Oh, God.
13:18Oh, God.
13:18The phone.
13:19And then we got to let the phone.
13:20Ah.
13:22And we got the fridge.
13:24Oh, it smells so bad in here.
13:27Oh, God.
13:28Oh, we smashed the pot.
13:31Careful.
13:33We ate a lemon.
13:34That's not good.
13:35Whoa, shit.
13:37Oh, shit.
13:38Yeah.
13:39Ah.
13:41That is a point for Erica.
13:44Nice.
13:44Wow.
13:46You're the hottest person I've ever met.
13:51The points headed into round three.
13:53Becca with two.
13:54Izzy with four.
13:55Erica with two.
13:57Right now, neck and neck between Erica and Becca.
13:59I don't think that's how neck and neck works.
14:02Neck and neck for a second.
14:08Players, if you would do me the favor of putting on your goggles,
14:12just in case.
14:12Uh-oh, my ass.
14:13OK.
14:14Just in case.
14:15Shit in my ass.
14:16I didn't know they were just optional before, but now.
14:18Becca.
14:19Ahem.
14:23Who, me?
14:25Oh.
14:27Oh.
14:28In the kitchen?
14:29Something gross.
14:30Oh.
14:30Fuck.
14:32This is the messy thing, and I am wearing goggles.
14:34OK.
14:35He likes it.
14:36Oh.
14:39Oh.
14:40You're like, maybe I'll just do it anyway.
14:44What?
14:47Ding.
14:48Ouch.
14:48Shit.
14:52That is a point for Becca.
14:54See, Becca?
14:55No reason to be.
14:56Oh, it's so we don't get shards in our eyeballs.
14:59It's not a messy thing.
15:02Izzy.
15:03Yeah.
15:04We're back with you.
15:04OK.
15:05Becca catching up to you.
15:07And I love that for her.
15:08You got this.
15:09We've figured this out.
15:14Now, I'm wearing open-toed shoes.
15:20What are you?
15:22What are you touching?
15:27I'm going to be you.
15:28That would be fun, though, wouldn't it?
15:30Google it out.
15:33OK.
15:35These feel weak.
15:40Ah!
15:41Do it.
15:42Do it.
15:43Do it.
15:49Oh, god.
16:00So good.
16:02That did something for me.
16:03We're all hooking up after this.
16:05Oh, yeah.
16:09That is a point for Izzy, bringing Izzy to five.
16:15Woo!
16:16OK.
16:17Woo!
16:18Oh!
16:18All right.
16:21We over here.
16:24We over at the table.
16:26Yeah.
16:29OK.
16:32I wonder what he wants you to do.
16:35The whole game can't just be smashy-smashy.
16:39Can it?
16:40Can't it?
16:42For you, Sam.
16:44That is so nice.
16:47Careful.
16:48There's ketchup on it.
16:50This is the nicest thing that anyone's ever done for me.
16:53I figure you do.
16:58All right.
16:59Oh.
17:00Hmm.
17:06Ah!
17:08That is a point for Erica.
17:10It couldn't have been that simple.
17:14Here we are.
17:15Becca, yeah?
17:16OK.
17:19Well, I tried to have a dinner party.
17:21Woo!
17:24But I had some issues.
17:28Ay-yi-yi.
17:31Oh.
17:32Ha-ha-ha.
17:35What is it?
17:36It's the plumbing.
17:37Yes, I want her to fix the sink.
17:39It's a fire extinguisher.
17:42Oh!
17:45Oh!
17:47I'm so jealous.
17:48This has been my dream.
17:51When's the all three at once turn?
17:57Literally, the width is great.
18:00It just got, it's bigger than Becca.
18:02You got to pull the pin.
18:03Do what?
18:03Oh, the pin.
18:04Yes.
18:05Now.
18:12Same time for me!
18:15Yes.
18:15Becca, that is correct.
18:17That is a point for you.
18:20I didn't even need the point.
18:21It was very satisfying.
18:25Izzy.
18:26OK.
18:26It's time to review.
18:27OK.
18:28We go, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
18:31It's a seventh.
18:33OK.
18:34It's a seventh.
18:3549 seconds.
18:36Ah!
18:40She loves that fridge.
18:43And then, uh-huh.
18:46The lemon.
18:47Uh-huh.
18:48Oh!
18:49Holy God.
18:50Um, um.
18:52Uh-huh, uh-huh.
18:54Mm-hmm.
18:55Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:56Plate.
18:56Uh-huh.
18:57A chair.
19:00Ah!
19:02Um.
19:03This one?
19:03Nine seconds left!
19:04Ah!
19:07You got it!
19:08That is all yours, Izzy.
19:10Well done.
19:11Well done.
19:14That is an additional point for Izzy, bringing Izzy to six.
19:18I think that's the hardest part of the game.
19:20Yeah.
19:21It's bogus that that's not worth more.
19:22That is a great point in retrospect.
19:24This isn't the sort of game where you can change the rules.
19:28Don't agree on that.
19:30For this next and final action, will you
19:33please put on your raincoats, which
19:36you'll find in the drawers inside your podiums?
19:42Are we going to kill somebody?
19:45Ericka, I believe I'm with you.
19:47Oh, God, it's hot.
19:48They don't believe me.
19:49Woo!
19:55All right.
19:57All right.
20:01Not here.
20:07All right.
20:08Mr. Pesticide.
20:09Mr. Pesticide.
20:14No, it's not a mushroom and mustard.
20:19Banana?
20:20Banana?
20:21I like the way you're thinking.
20:23No.
20:23But.
20:24But no.
20:25Hmm.
20:27What else is there?
20:31You're breaking the fourth wall.
20:33Ha, ha, ha.
20:36OK.
20:37All right.
20:39Are we going back here?
20:41No.
20:43You're really jumping the sharks, Sam.
20:44Here.
20:45Hi, guys.
20:45Sorry.
20:46Hi, Sam.
20:47Sorry.
20:48OK.
20:49All right.
20:50All right.
20:51All right.
20:51There's something.
20:52There's something.
20:53There's something.
20:56Oh, God.
21:00Ah!
21:01What is it?
21:03What is there?
21:04Pull the fire alarm.
21:05Oh, my God.
21:07I was going to say that.
21:08What?
21:08I can't.
21:09I shouldn't.
21:10He didn't laugh when I said pull the fire alarm.
21:13Oh, no.
21:13What?
21:14Ah.
21:16Seriously?
21:17Can I?
21:18Oh.
21:19Oh, my God.
21:20No!
21:21Ha, ha, ha.
21:22That is the end of our show.
21:25The points are Becca with four, Izzy with six,
21:31and Erica with three.
21:32That means that Izzy is the winner of our show.
21:37Izzy, you win a Rage Room gift certificate
21:45that you can use at your leisure.
21:47Rage Room?
21:48That does it for us here at Game Changer.
21:50I am Sam Reich, reminding you that if you
21:53think Pavlov's dogs are something,
21:55you should see his game show.
21:56Good night.