Land of the Lost je američka naučnofantastična avanturistička komedija iz 2009. u režiji Brada Silberlinga, scenarista Chrisa Henchyja i Dennisa McNicholasa, a u kojem glume Will Ferrell, Danny McBride, Anna Friel i Jorma Taccone, labavo zasnovana na televizijskoj seriji Sid i Marty Krofft iz 1974. istog imena.
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00:00Hello, the movie is here. Today we are reviewing a movie from 2009 called Land of the Lost.
00:09In a mysterious wild zone, an astronaut desperately calls for help, but his communicator doesn't work.
00:15He believes he has fallen to the planet, at the other time he is most likely even on Earth.
00:19Horror in the distance causes fear in him and he starts to run, but it is useless, the hungry T-Rex still finds him.
00:26In the meantime, on normal Earth, TV host Matt Lauer in his show welcomes his last guest, Dr. Rick Marshall.
00:33Rick studied quantum paleontology, which is based on the theory of temporal distortions, and took 50 million dollars for research.
00:40He even wrote a book about it, and now he is looking for more funds.
00:44Matt finds the idea of parallel dimensions, of course, ridiculous, and points out that every important scientist in this field is stupid, which explains Rick and forces him to leave the studio.
00:52But he comes back when he hears that Matt says he's gone crazy, and intends to fight him, but he is prevented by insurance.
00:58Three years later, Rick makes a presentation about tachyons, subatomic particles that move so fast that they travel back in time.
01:05He designed a device, that is, a tachyon amplifier that should allow them to travel sideways in time, to a second dimension where they meet in the past, present and future.
01:15Unfortunately, his audience doesn't care much, it's just a bunch of kids on a trip and they have only stupid questions.
01:20Keeping a speech for children in the museum is the only job Rick could get after the incident on TV.
01:26But it seems that one person is interested in his research, a doctoral candidate Holly Cantrell, who visits Rick and tells him that he is brilliant.
01:34She thinks she should finish building amplifiers because his theories are correct, and to prove that, she takes out an ancient fossil with the imprint of a modern lighter.
01:42She found it in the desert, surrounded by crystals that emit tachyon energy, like the ones she wears on her neck.
01:48Rick looks at the fossil, takes out his lighter and puts it on the imprint, and it fits perfectly.
01:54This gives him hope that he lost it. The next day, Holly comes back to check it again and asks him how to wake up from a coma.
02:01He stayed awake until late, but he did it, he finished the tachyon amplifier he made using some household items, so he has the rest of the data from the drive.
02:09However, he was not brave enough to test it yet, so Holly takes him to the desert where she found the fossil.
02:15The problem is that the cave that she once explored has become a tourist attraction, so she has to pay the owner, Will Stanton, to take them there in his boat.
02:23The cave is designed to look scary, but Rick and Holly don't care about the mixed myths that Will is trying to tell them.
02:30In his cave, the tachyon is read, so Rick turns on the amplifier that falls into the water when the earthquake starts.
02:35The water below them becomes more aggressive, and the boat pushes towards the last part of the cave, which magically becomes deeper and brighter.
02:41The trio fall into the water and the cave at the end of the drive.
02:44It turned out that this time period of distortion that leads them to the lost land where they clash with the past, present and future, just as Rick theorized.
02:53They are surrounded by various things that fell there in the Great Desert, from the Nassau Gate to the Viking ship.
02:59The only problem is that they lost the amplifier, so they have to find it if they want to return home.
03:04A sudden bang warns them of the presence nearby, so they go on a search.
03:08They find two advanced creatures of a primate who are preparing to sacrifice a third one, so the trio decides to join in to save him.
03:14Will tries to scare them with the flame of his amplifier, but the creature simply grabs him when he accidentally drops him on the ground and runs away.
03:21Since she studied primitive languages, Holly comes to the third creature to show him that they are friends, and they find out that his name is Chuck.
03:28Rick tries to check Chuck's wounded skull, but it forces him to go crazy and run, so the trio follow him.
03:35In the end, they fall into a hidden cave that leads them to an underground cave full of bones.
03:39Sensitive vines crawl behind them from behind and gnaw at the trunk to hang them on a tree,
03:44so the group starts to nest from one side to the other to try to get to the fat one.
03:49T-Rex appears on the opposite side and tries to eat them, but because of the gnawing, it misses them and instead gnaws at the vine.
03:55This frees the group and forces them to fall to the ground, where they immediately start to run into the jungle,
04:00and stop to take pictures of the T-Rex for evidence before they go to the mountain.
04:04Chuck has crossed the bridge and is trying to chase him to prevent the dinosaurs from following him,
04:08so the trio has to run very quickly so as not to be left behind.
04:11They cross to the other side on time, and when T-Rex sees how far the bridge is, he decides that the risk is not enough and leaves.
04:18However, he changes his mind when he hears Rick say that his brain is the size of a nut,
04:22so he turns around and jumps over the void to follow them again.
04:26The group starts to run again and enters the second cave,
04:29but the entrance is too small for T-Rex to pass through, so this time he gives up forever.
04:33Will is sure that the dinosaur is specifically looking at Rick, and Holly decides to call him Grumpy.
04:38Inside this cave, Chuck finds the skeletons of two men and a bunch of their stuff, including a gramophone, so they decide to spend the night there.
04:45While Holly plays his interpreter, Chuck tells them more about his life.
04:49He is the prince of his people, and he was the victim of the deceitful conspiracy to steal his throne.
04:53His only crime is that he loves her too much,
04:56and he thinks that they acted too harshly towards him just because he was in need in a rural barn.
05:00In the meantime, Will wants to put some boxes in front of the entrance to the cave so that he would not be found,
05:05but Rick reminds him again that dinosaurs have a brain the size of a nut.
05:09Suddenly, something hits the cave and forces him to shake,
05:12and when they go outside to check what is there, they find the ginormous nut that T-Rex threw at them.
05:17The next morning, Chuck brings them fruit for breakfast as a sign of friendship,
05:21but inside they have spiders because he considers it food.
05:24The cave starts shaking again when a very bright light appears between the trees,
05:29and then Rick gets strange visions of aliens asking him for help.
05:33He accepts this request and runs into the jungle with his group,
05:36which follows him carefully until they come across an abandoned temple with statues of strange appearance
05:40and some kind of crystal obelisk that sent a message to Rick.
05:43Chuck is worried about these statues and tries to warn them about creatures hiding in the dark,
05:49but they can't understand him, so this creature-like monster takes the opportunity to come out and surround them.
05:54Holly skids his belt, trying to use it as a weapon, and that gives Rick the idea.
05:58He uses the belt buckle to reflect the sunlight on the statues,
06:02and then the obelisk, opening the portal he enters, but the creature can't get in there.
06:06This portal leads them to the dimension where an alien is hiding from Rick's vision, Enik.
06:11He explains that the creatures outside are Sleeves-Tex,
06:14who are trying to take over the world using the power of crystals.
06:17In order to defeat them, he needs a tachyon crystal to release the full power of the crystals.
06:22That way, he could send three of them home.
06:24Will doesn't believe this guy, but Rick accepts the help.
06:27The group returns to the jungle, where Rick makes a miniature map of the area
06:31to try to make a plan to find the crystals.
06:34The first step is to use the dinosaur urine he collected overnight to cover up their human smell.
06:39Rick spills it on them twice, but his friends refuse to do so.
06:43The plan turns out to be pointless, because he even asks them to follow him to the traces he found.
06:49They return to the desert, which Holly represents as an entry point,
06:52because it's full of creepy things, including their suit.
06:56When the truck with the ice cream falls out of the second time loop,
06:59a group of dinosaurs appears to feed on the ice cream, including Grumpy and his girlfriend,
07:04and they belong to a very territorial species.
07:06This means that they sense the smell of urine and decide to follow the group.
07:11The group starts to run in different directions,
07:13and Grumpy manages to catch Rick, but he frees himself when his laser pointer
07:17hits Grumpy in the eye and forces him to let him go.
07:20After hiding in various buildings and vehicles that the dinosaurs continue to destroy,
07:24Rick hides behind a large wall and finds a container with liquid urine,
07:28which he collects and takes to the catapult that Holly and Will are preparing for him.
07:32The tank exploded in the direction of the female dinosaur,
07:34causing it to explode a million pieces,
07:36and reveals an amplifier that was in her stomach all the time.
07:39Before they get to him, a small dinosaur tries to grab him,
07:42and Pteranodon enters and takes him to its nest.
07:45Because of this, Rick gives up their search,
07:47and Holly is hurt by this decision because she gave up her future in science
07:51because of following him and his crazy theories.
07:53She, Will and Chaka return to the jungle to spend the night,
07:56and Holly translates a little more than what Chaka tells them about his life.
08:00He misses his tribe that is nomadic and lives where there is food.
08:04The woman serves for all the needs of the men,
08:06and as a prince, she even has her own harem.
08:09The men think they are ugly, but she compliments them with beautiful personalities.
08:12Their little conversation is interrupted by Rick,
08:14who had a lot of time to think and decided not to give up.
08:17He tries to apologize for his attitude with a song on the banjo,
08:20while a large mosquito sucks his blood, which makes him feel tired.
08:23The mosquito eventually dies when Rick does not notice it.
08:26The next morning, Rick does not notice the huge wound on his back,
08:29but only leads the group to the volcano where the dinosaur's nest and the amplifier are.
08:33Very carefully, Rick sneaks between the eggs touching them and reaches the amplifier,
08:37which has been playing music all the time.
08:39However, when Rick turns it off, the eggs fall out,
08:42because what holds them is music that acts as a sleeping bag.
08:45Rick can't find a way to turn on the amplifier again, so he starts singing,
08:49and soon his friends join him, even Chaka,
08:52for whom it turns out that he has a beautiful singing voice.
08:55Baby dinosaurs return to sleep, and the group manages to escape with the amplifier.
08:59To celebrate their success, they return to the desert and have fun in the pool,
09:03where Chaka shares fruits with Rick and Will, as is the tradition in his village.
09:07It turned out that these fruits were drunk,
09:10so while the three men are waiting for the effects to pass, Holly is testing the amplifier.
09:14Because of this, another crystal obelisk appears in the middle of the desert,
09:17and she enters it to find a cave with dinosaur eggs inside,
09:21so she kept one.
09:23There is also a hologram with a message from the host with a warning,
09:26Enik is actually a bad guy and tries to get the power of the crystal just for himself.
09:30After Holly managed to escape and tell her friends, she grabs a sleeve stack.
09:34In the meantime, the men fall asleep after drinking gin, which has fallen into the boiling water and boiled.
09:39The next morning they discover that Holly has disappeared,
09:42so Rick sends Chaka on a mission while they are exploring the cave of the obelisk.
09:45Surrounding them are guards who make a pause to take off,
09:48so that the men steal their skin to wear it,
09:51and it turns out that they are also sleeve stacks.
09:53They follow the creature to the temple where Holly is in the cage,
09:56which will be lowered into the lava because it did not help Enik,
09:59so that Rick and Will know the truth.
10:01Sleeve Stacks also want to capture them, so Rick jumps on Holly in the cage
10:04and starts to flirt with them from one side to the other,
10:07to hit each creature and push them into the lava.
10:10The two of them jump out of the cage before they fall and kiss,
10:13and then Holly tells them to hurry up and leave before Enik finds them,
10:17but there is a small problem, they have already sent Chaka after him.
10:20Then Enik appears with an army of sleeve stacks,
10:23who control their mind with the remaining crystal,
10:25and they steal more before it seems that Grumpy cares about them.
10:28Rick decides he can't run anymore,
10:30so after he sent Holly for her safety, he meets T-Rex.
10:34He tries to use some of the fireballs that Will had in his pocket,
10:37but they don't succeed, so he throws them together with his lighter,
10:40which creates a fossil that Holly found.
10:43Then he uses a staff that the priest kept to try to jump with a reel,
10:46but Grumpy simply pierces him when he is in the air.
10:49Since Rick was his only goal, Grumpy ignores the others and leaves,
10:53so now Sleeve Stacks are returning to the temple.
10:56Enik enters the obelisk and starts working on the crystals,
10:59while the group is trying to fight off the Sleeve Stacks,
11:02but there are too many of them.
11:03Suddenly, a powerful help arrives.
11:05Rick is chasing Grumpy,
11:06who easily defeats all the enemies that surround them.
11:09Holly and Will want to know how he is alive,
11:11so Rick tells them that Grumpy ate him,
11:13but he also threw himself out,
11:14and when he came out, he removed his iron blockade.
11:17Grumpy is grateful for that, so they are now friends.
11:20The group enters the portal of the obelisk and finds Enik,
11:23who has already opened a time rewind on Earth.
11:25Rick jumps on him, and Grumpy is on the ground with him,
11:28but when Will tries to help him,
11:29he catches the crystal tray and falls.
11:31And he breaks it.
11:32That's why the door closes,
11:34so Rick quickly thinks and grabs Holly's crystal necklace
11:37to replace the one that broke.
11:39The doors open again,
11:40so Rick and Holly rush to them to escape,
11:43but Enik grabs Will and prevents him from doing the same.
11:46With Chuck's help,
11:47Will pulls the Croatian path and catches Enik
11:49before he tells his friends to leave without him.
11:52He barely had a life back on Earth,
11:54so he stays here with Chuck and starts from the beginning.
11:57Holly and Rick enter the portal and return to Earth,
11:59immediately entering the tourist cave in the desert.
12:02In the meantime, Chuck takes Will with him
12:04to meet his tribe,
12:05where the women that he called grumpy
12:07are actually very human,
12:08so Will is happy to be friends with them.
12:10A year later, Rick appears on TV again
12:13to show off his success in the face of Matt Lauer.
12:16He shows everyone the egg of the dinosaur
12:18that Holly brought with her
12:19and promotes her new book,
12:21Matt Lauer Can Suck It,
12:22which is why Matt jumps on him to hit him.
12:25After the show is over,
12:26the egg comes out while it is cooling on the table
12:28and discovers that it is not a dinosaur.
12:30Inside is actually a baby slice of steak.
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