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Crni vitez je američka fantastična avanturistička komedija iz 2001. godine u režiji Gila Jungera u kojem glumi Martin Lawrence sa Marshom Thomason, Tomom Wilkinsonom, Vincentom Reganom i Kevinom Conwayem u sporednim ulogama.
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00:00In a theme park called the Middle Ages World in Los Angeles, the employee Jamal is tasked with cleaning the pond after talking to his boss.
00:07He and his colleague can't help but stop their duty of playing with the machines, wanting to work for Castlevorld instead.
00:14It's an opponent park that will open soon.
00:17Suddenly, Jamal notices that the gold medal is in the pond and assumes it must be worth a lot.
00:22He rides towards the water to grab it, but the medal begins to glow and drags Jamal into the pond.
00:26When he returns to the pond, he finds himself in an unknown lake and swims to the shore to meet a drunk man named Knolt.
00:32Noticing the man in his clothes and the area where he stands, Jamal assumes that he accidentally came to Castlevorld.
00:38At that moment, Knolt falls unconscious and Jamal checks him just to make sure he's not breathing.
00:43His screams for help are not heard, so he prepares for CPR, but Knolt's breath stinks so much that Jamal decides to use it instead of breathing.
00:51This is why Knolt wakes up immediately and claims that Jamal saved his life.
00:55Then, Knolt takes Jamal to his camp, but Jamal is threatened with new life conditions and calls Knolt's food a killing on the road.
01:02When Knolt explains that people hate him because he betrayed the queen, Jamal doesn't take him seriously and gives him two dollars before leaving, but Knolt throws the coins into the fire.
01:11After that, Jamal crosses the forest to find a car on the road, just to finish on the old farm and be overtaken by Sir Percival and his people on horses.
01:19He walks from time to time, then tries to follow the knights to call them, just to discover a huge fortress.
01:25Assuming this is Castle World, Jamal tries to enter, just to be stopped by the guards, asking them to know who he is.
01:32Jamal explains that he is from Florence and Normandy, calling on the famous crossroads in L.A., but the guards mistakenly consider him the owner of the area called Normandy and let him pass, saying that the king was waiting for him.
01:43When he enters, Jamal sees a huge smelly market and a game console about the legend of the Black Knight, then he avoids it when he sees Victoria, the princess's maid.
01:52Jamal tries to conquer her, but she does not understand his modern slang, although when she asks for a piece of paper and her number, she is impressed by what he can read and write.
02:01At that moment, Percival comes and touches all the women, including Victoria. Jamal recognizes him as a guy who has beaten him up a little and calls him to annoy the woman, which forced Percival to pull out the sword.
02:13Jamal still thinks it's part of the act and doesn't take him seriously, but before things can escalate, chamberlain Philip comes to take Jamal to see the king.
02:21Jamal is then taken to the chamber where he meets the king of L.A. and princess Regina. Leo wants to know when the voivode from Normandy will come to marry Regina, and thinking that he should dress up for the scene, Jamal answers on Tuesday.
02:34Regina is not happy because it is an arranged marriage, but Leo is satisfied and promises to drive back to the city after Jamal rests.
02:41After that, Philip gives Jamal a tour of the castle, and Jamal returns to the bathroom to relax, but this medieval style considers him disgusting, so he can't do it.
02:50Suddenly, Jamal notices a lot of people rushing out, and Philip explains that he will notice the loss of the leader of the rebellion.
02:56Thinking that it will be a show, Jamal joins the gang and watches the loss, grabbing his head when it falls because he is impressed by the realistic props.
03:04However, he soon realizes that it is the right head and he realizes it. A few moments later, Jamal wakes up in his room while Victoria is worried about him.
03:12Jamal starts to panic because he saw the execution, and his mood worsens when Victoria says that it is 1328, which means that he must accept that he has traveled in the past and that everything is real.
03:23Suddenly, Victoria starts to unbutton her dress, and Jamal thinks that he will become tougher, but she takes out her medallion to show him that she agrees with him.
03:31The medallion is a symbol of the rebel, and Victoria wants Jamal to help her kill Leo because he killed the previous king to steal the throne, but the kingdom should belong to the queen who is a widow.
03:41All the rebels who tried before were beheaded, and their heads are now hanging outside.
03:46Frustrated, Jamal wants to go, but Philip suddenly comes to tell him that his carriage is ready.
03:52It is obvious that it is a horse carriage, not a carriage, and since Jamal does not know how to ride a horse, he tells everyone that he is the owner, but the court madness as a cover.
04:00Then Jamal tries to ride a horse, but the animal does not make it easier for him, forces him to fall several times and pulls him all over the area.
04:07That's why everyone is laughing because they think it's part of the madness.
04:10Leo invites Jamal to ride with him, but Jamal's fights with the horse do not stop.
04:14Because of that, Leo thinks he is very devoted to his craft, which he respects.
04:18Later in the castle, Victoria is worried about Jamal's injuries, but he is terrified when he realizes that he is being treated with drugs.
04:23After he has taken them all off, Jamal tells Victoria that he must return to the lake where he found Knolt, which shocks Victoria because Knolt is allegedly dead.
04:31Their conversation is interrupted by Philip, who informs Jamal that the king invited him to the evening banquet.
04:36Jamal does not want to go, but Victoria reminds him of a swollen head and he quickly changes his mind.
04:40During the banquet, Jamal is threatened by Leo's manners and the way he grabs food, but he has to pretend to love everything to avoid death.
04:47Then Leo begs him to dance and tells him that Normans are great dancers.
04:51Jamal tries some classic moves to follow medieval music, but it looks funny, instead, he teaches the court musicians a modern melody with which he can sing and dance.
05:01At first it is awkward, but everyone quickly realizes and Jamal teaches them the dance to the music, so they can have fun together.
05:08While everyone is enjoying the music on the dance floor, Victoria gives the two servants a little bread.
05:13Soon the king is on the dance floor, and while he is busy, Regina grabs Jamal and kisses him.
05:17Percival sees them and threatens to kill Jamal, because he touched the princess, so Jamal runs to the balcony, while Percival chases him.
05:23In the meantime, the two servants approach the king, discovering that the bread has knives in it.
05:28When they are about to get out of the stables, Jamal uses some hangers to jump off the balcony and accidentally throws the king out of the way, preventing the two killers from taking him out.
05:36The guards immediately arrest the servants, and then Leo slaps Percival, because he did not protect him while Jamal considered him a hero.
05:42In fact, Leo places Jamal as a lord in charge of his security, even rewarding him with 60 hectares of land and all the women he wants.
05:50The next day, Jamal has already appeared in court to meet with new ideas, such as Frappuccino and fast food restaurants with nice clothes for employees.
05:58After that, he plays chess with Percival, who sometimes says that the queen must sacrifice herself for the good of the kingdom, which is very dubious.
06:04Later, Jamal is known for his security, the man is caught stealing rap from the castle's garden for his starving family.
06:11Leo begs him to kill the man, and Jamal laughs until he realizes that he is serious.
06:15In order to dodge, Jamal shoots the thieves and orders them to kill him, but when he is not seen, he gives the guy a handful of coins and lets him go.
06:22In the evening, the king sent a naked Victoria to Jamal's room as a part of his reward for saving him.
06:26Jamal admits that he was looking for her, but only to be able to talk to her alone.
06:30He starts making noise to pretend to be doing the laundry, while he tells Victoria that he plans to leave the castle before the real owner appears.
06:38Victoria wants him to help the rebels now that she has more access to the king, but Jamal says that he is not a real man for that.
06:44Frustrated, Victoria leaves the room, not wanting to talk to him anymore.
06:48Then the guards congratulate Jamal for being such an incredible lover.
06:52Later that night, the woman enters Jamal's room and enters the bed with him, so Jamal happily becomes tough with her, thinking that she is Victoria.
06:59The next morning, the real owner arrives from Normandy and reveals the truth.
07:03Leo and Percival angrily enter Jamal's room just to find out that he is in bed with Regina.
07:07The owner, who also saw it, informs Leo that the king will not be interested in the wife of Regina now that she is no longer black.
07:14Jamal is immediately put in a cage to wait for his loss in the dark, where he finds two servants who are murderers with a banquet.
07:20They tell Jamal that they were once angry with him because he was in danger of attempted assassination, but now they think he is a hero.
07:27They also think that he is a genius for undermining Leo's agreement with Normandy, which weakened the king.
07:32They also share the legend of the Black Knight, a great warrior who refused to sell his loyalty to the kings because he was given only justice.
07:39Once, he was allegedly bitten by a dragon, but he cut the path of a ferocious beast and showed his ability to spit fire.
07:45A little later, Jamal is taken to the loss, so he claims to be a great sorcerer in a desperate attempt to save his life.
07:51He tries to scare the crows with a fire from a lighter, but no one is impressed because they already know the fire.
07:56While they were putting Jamal's head on a piece of cutting, Gelat suddenly choked on an apple, telling the villagers to think that Jamal cast a spell of death on him.
08:04Playing along with this, Jamal performs Heimlich's maneuver on Gelat until he spits out the fruit, saying that he saved him with magic.
08:11Everyone is terrified, so Jamal, sitting, claims that he can make the sun fall from the sky.
08:15At that moment, a flame arrow hits the king's tent and everyone panics, but Percival calls him to his lodge and sends guards after him.
08:22A mysterious person outside continues to fire flame arrows and causes complete chaos, which gives Victor the opportunity to sneak up on Jamal and take the two killers on wheels.
08:31Unfortunately, Jamal falls from the wheel when the horse starts running and Percival orders the guard to close the gate, but Jamal guards the gate and runs away just in time.
08:40The guards from the castle shoot him with arrows, but a mysterious shooter suddenly arrives and it is Knollte who takes Jamal on his horse.
08:46The duo arrives at the camp and Knollte informs Jamal that he helped him get his money back because he saved his life, so now he can go without debts.
08:54Victoria sees him and begs him to stay because he used to be the best knight in England, but Knollte still feels guilty for betraying the previous king and leaves.
09:02Then Jamal offers Victor to come with him to modern times where he treats women better, but she refuses to leave her people.
09:09Jamal returns to the lake alone and begs to jump.
09:12In the meantime, Knollte returns to his camp just to fall prey to Percival's people.
09:17They begin to mistreat Knollte and throw his whip at a bunch of Balegs, but when Knollte is about to pick her up, Jamal comes to stop him.
09:24Then he starts fighting with the men, using modern boxing techniques and some stupid moves, he manages to break the duo.
09:31However, the men quickly recover and together they convince Jamal to beat him.
09:35Seeing his friend in trouble, Knollte finally comes and immediately defeats the men, even pushing one of their faces into the ground.
09:41After Jamal teaches Knollte to give her a whip, they return to the rejuvenation camp, only to discover that Percival's people had already destroyed him and took Victoria with them.
09:50Jamal asks the Rejuvenator to help him save her, but only Knollte voluntarily appears because everyone else has lost hope in this thing.
09:57Suddenly, he speaks to a woman and that is the Queen, who is glad to see that Knollte is alive and does not blame him for what happened.
10:03Jamal believes the Queen to keep an inspiring speech to the Rejuvenators, but she only has depressive words to share, so Jamal takes over.
10:11He steals a bunch of verses from many well-known modern speeches and assures the Rejuvenators that it is time to fight and return their kingdom.
10:17Then follows the assembly of training, and Jamal teaches them how to fight using techniques and sports such as American football and professional wrestling, while Knollte teaches them how to use a sword.
10:27When the Rejuvenators are ready, they make a plan to rush to the castle, and Jamal gives Knollte his rubber shoes for easier movement.
10:34At Knollte's return, he gives Jamal a knight's armor, with which Jamal spends the night adapting it.
10:39The next day, the Rejuvenators attack the castle, but are shocked to discover that the door is open and that there is no guard in sight.
10:45It turns out that this is a castle, and soon Percival orders his soldiers to surround the Rejuvenators to start the fight.
10:51Chaos takes over the fortress, while both sides cross swords and shoot arrows, causing countless deaths for both teams.
10:58Surprised, Percival's knights run in fear when they see the Black Knight approaching, shooting from his helmet to scare the enemy.
11:05However, the knight quickly falls off his horse and discovers that it is actually Jamal who is wearing the adapted armor.
11:11Percival immediately tries to kill him, but Knollte promises to save him and comes to a duel between the knight and him.
11:16While Percival and Knollte continue their fight with swords, Jamal helps the Rejuvenators in the fight against the soldier, using the techniques they learned during training.
11:24Their teamwork is impeccable and they soon turn the battle in their favor.
11:28Percival notices that his men are dying and retreats to the top of the wall of the castle, where he easily finds a way to ask for help.
11:34However, Percival is tired of him and throws him into the furnace.
11:37In the meantime, Knollte and Jamal continue to kill the soldiers, and Knollte even uses the stupid techniques he learned from Jamal.
11:43Suddenly, Percival fires an arrow, hitting Knollte in the right arm, causing him to fall.
11:47Feeling defeated, Knollte gives Jamal his sword.
11:50Angry, Jamal rushes to the top of the castle wall, just to find out that Percival is now holding Victoria as a hostage.
11:56Jamal slowly drops his sword, but Victoria refuses to let him lose and frees herself from Percival's grip, getting a stab in the neck.
12:04Then Percival fights with Jamal and easily disarms him, but Jamal steals him, almost falling on the road.
12:09Fortunately, he manages to recover and return his sword to start killing Percival, using techniques taken from baseball and golf.
12:16Percival falls unconscious, Jamal runs to take Victoria, but then Percival discovers that he is acting and tries to attack Jamal with his back.
12:23A surprise arrow hits Percival to kill him, and Jamal looks down and discovers that it is Knollte, who is alive and well.
12:30The victors defeat the killers and celebrate in the name of the queen.
12:33A little later, Jamal convinces Victoria to come with him to L.A. and kiss her.
12:37The queen asks Jamal to stay, but he refuses, so instead, the queen rewards him by calling him the Black Knight.
12:44In the middle of the ceremony, Jamal begins to feel dizzy, and he suddenly wakes up in his time.
12:49Surrounded by the hospital staff who rescued him from the lake and his colleague, who informs him that he was under water for 10 minutes.
12:55Now Jamal thinks it was all a dream.
12:57His colleague also wants to take advantage of the misfortune to sue the company for some money, but Jamal does not see any honor in it.
13:04Instead, he offers his boss some ideas to win the competition.
13:08Six weeks later, Park Medieval World sets up with the buyers thanks to Jamal's ideas, and his boss is very grateful.
13:14While Jamal helps the kids in the cage, his aunt thanks him for it, her name Nicole looks just like Victoria.
13:21Both Jamal and Nicole think they know each other and feel connected, so they agree that they will sometimes have lunch together.
13:27While Nicole and her boyfriend leave the park, Jamal realizes that he never took her number, so he runs after her, just to end up in Jarak again.
13:34When he wakes up, Jamal is in the ancient Roman Colosseum with thousands of fans, so he has to start running away from the opposite lions.
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15:58When he wakes up, Jamal realizes that he never took her number, so he runs after her, just to end up in Jarak again.
16:03When he wakes up, Jamal is in the ancient Roman Colosseum with thousands of fans, so he has to start running away from the opposite lions.
16:11Subscribe if you want more videos like this, turn on notifications and leave a like. Thank you for watching.

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