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00:00To be continued
00:30My body is so soft, soft and smooth
00:36Finally! It's been so crazy lately I haven't had a minute to breathe
00:41I should have left a note and busted out of there forever ago
00:44Oh my gosh! I guess the rumors are true
00:52So, I had another one of those dreams last night
00:56You know, that hot old man
00:58Seriously, again? I'm never sure what to say when you tell me that
01:01So I'll just focus on keeping a blank face
01:06I mean, even after I wake up, my entire down below is still on fire
01:10Would you please give me a break? It's way too early in the day for this crap
01:19Hey, wait! Yukikaze!
01:21Oh man!
01:28At last we meet again
01:58I realized it when I saw you
02:03I want to get a little closer to you
02:07But I'm still so far away
02:10No matter what kind of fate gets in my way
02:15I'll get through it
02:17With the courage I chose with you
02:21I'll fly
02:26The hope I found makes my heart tremble
02:29It's echoing, move my heart
02:33I'm staring at the back of my hidden true feelings
02:36With a gaze stronger than anyone else's
02:40I want to see that majestic figure in your eyes
02:43So I'll sing a lullaby
02:47I'll embrace it dramatically
02:49So that even the light and darkness
02:51Will be able to smile tomorrow
02:53Let's begin
02:55Wake up
03:21I mean, it's been so chaotic lately that it's understandable, I guess
03:25But it kind of makes me wish this world used name tags or something
03:30Huh, there's a thought
03:33Name tags aren't a bad idea at all
03:35And it might be lucrative little business for Rabby, which could be cool
03:39Considering all they're known for now is carrots
03:42So tell us, handsome, where have you been lately?
03:45Hmm?
03:47Well, I've basically set up a base in Rabby Village, and we're working to revamp it
03:52Oh, so it's true
03:54I'd heard that, but I thought it was too weird
03:57Then what brings you here to the capital?
03:59I need to ask the Adventurers Guild about a couple of things
04:02Wait, the Guild? What is it you need to know?
04:05Uh, it's regarding the dungeons up in the north
04:08I actually want to ask about what items ward against magic, but that's awkward
04:13I hate to tell you, but the Guild won't be able to help much with things outside the country
04:18But Yukikaze can teach you what you need to know
04:21Hey, McFlurtypants, you want to stop laughing your jaws willy-nilly seeing as you're chatting with the freaking Demon Lord?
04:27Know what you should do, Mikan?
04:29Go home and rethink your choices, including that outfit and this loincloth
04:32Are you kidding me? Care to talk about that wannabe witchy hat you've got going on up there?
04:36Okay, so I guess these two are Mikan and Yukikaze
04:40That shouldn't be hard to remember
04:42But let's give him one of those couple mashup nicknames anyway
04:45Yukimikan!
04:47Anyways, old man, there's a favorite place of mine pretty close by
04:52I'd really love to treat you for all you've done
04:55I believe I told you before
04:58There's no need to pay me back for that
05:03Yes, you said that you had your own reasons
05:07That's right, I did
05:10Your skin really is like porcelain, isn't it?
05:14It makes you seem mystical and, I don't know, ethereal or something
05:20It may not be lunchtime yet, but we could at least get a drink
05:24Oh, a drink, huh?
05:26Oh, it's been a while since I craved a drink
05:31It's probably helped that I've hardly had a moment to myself lately
05:35Come on, this way
05:37I'll just follow you from behind
05:39We aren't in kindergarten, we don't need to hold hands to stay together
05:43Please, if you don't, I'll get lost
05:47Seriously?
05:49Man, that was a close one
05:51I definitely almost said that very out loud
05:55So I'm supposed to believe that while she looks like the kind of girl who spends all day in the library
06:00She's actually a big old airhead?
06:03Mikan, lead the way
06:05Fine then, it's easier than arguing
06:07Come on, I'll take you
06:09This day freaking sucks
06:11I'm getting a strong sense that this Mikan person isn't exactly a huge fan of mine
06:17Then again, walking around with a name like Demon Lord probably doesn't inspire a lot of love
06:22But it's fine, I just need to put up with it until business in Rappy Village finally takes off
06:27A maze of affection, a labyrinth of love in my heart
06:31Please, no!
06:33What is she talking about?
06:36Barkeep, we need three ales
06:38And we brought you a new customer
06:40Look at that, Mikan's back
06:42It's not often you bring along someone besides
06:45Huh?
06:47Oh, what's up?
06:48Does she know me from somewhere?
06:50I wonder if she got caught up in all the chaos the other day
06:53You brought the Demon Lord everyone's been talking about
06:56This is exciting
06:57Oh, is that really you? In that case, come sit with us, I'll buy the next round
07:01Wait, who's this guy?
07:03Are you kidding me, you idiot? He's the one who blew Carnival into smithereens
07:07Go grab the rest of the blood, I need to see this
07:15Hey old man, I got us a table
07:21Here we go, thanks for waiting
07:23I want you to know every shop in the area is grateful for what you've done
07:27Your drinks are all on the house today, so you might as well enjoy it
07:33Well, in that case, I see no reason why I shouldn't start drinking
07:37I mean, we can do the talking afterwards
07:43Wait, what are you doing?
07:45What do you mean I'm helping you drink?
07:47Time out! Is this some kind of shady hostess bar?
07:50First of all, who needs someone to help them drink?
07:52If I'm that drunk already, I don't even belong here
07:55Second of all, this is creepy as hell
07:58Forgive me, but I'd really rather drink on my own
08:02Well, I had to try
08:09This is so good
08:10Oh man, this is the best!
08:12It makes all that hard work these past few days seem totally worth it
08:17Okay, why is she drinking my ale when she clearly has one of her own?
08:22It went so deep, all the way down my throat
08:25Could you not say things like that?
08:27Everything that comes out of her mouth is completely ridiculous
08:31Indirect kiss, tastes bubblicious
08:35Look, I'm sorry, but I'm gonna need you to use real words
08:40Yukikaze sure never changes, does she?
08:43Here, thought you might like something to munch on
08:46Oh nice, let's see here
08:51It's so normal
08:53Normal? That's it? You can do better than that considering it's all free
08:57Sorry, I didn't mean any offense
08:59I tried something similar in Yahoo and it wasn't very good at all
09:03So this was a pleasant surprise, I guess
09:05Oh, now I see what you meant
09:07You made the mistake of assuming that place could ever be compared to this one
09:13I'm starting to get the sense that this bar owner is pretty damn good at what she does
09:18Does this girl only eat food that other people have already put in their mouth?
09:23His old man lips have touched this and it tastes so yummy
09:27Didn't I tell you to quit saying weird stuff?
09:30Uh, you'll find it's the only way Yukikaze knows how to roll
09:34Just give it up
09:39Hold on, could it be that she's not actually a total airhead but in fact a huge pervert?
09:44I need to do something before this gets any more wrong
09:47Oh yes!
09:49So, if you don't mind I'm gonna get right to the point
10:05The truth is I could really use your help
10:08Tell me about the adventurer system around here
10:12I can't believe I'm sitting here chatting with the demon lord
10:16But considering he saved our butts twice now I guess I don't have much choice
10:20I'm not sure exactly what to tell you about the adventurer system
10:24I mean, we fight monsters, earn rewards, and I don't know
10:28I guess find lost treasure in ruins and dungeons?
10:33The guild accepts lots of various requests which they pass along to adventurers
10:38And then they get paid a finder's fee
10:40Oh, right
10:41Another thing adventurers do is take body parts off of monsters and sell them to the guild
10:46The cleaner the specific pieces, the better the price
10:49Also, all adventurers are given official ranks
10:53Yeah, and the higher your rank, the better your working terms are and the better they treat you
10:58So guilds with skilled and experienced adventurers tend to make out like bandits
11:03That's why the guilds always compete for them
11:06That seems pretty similar to professional sports players
11:09If you're good enough, teams scout you hard and try to entice you by offering tons of money
11:14The best players have their pick of whichever team throws the most money at them
11:18But when money is tight, some folks pick up mercenary work
11:22Mercenaries, huh?
11:24So for those not skilled enough, you pretty much do whatever it takes to get by
11:29In that way, this world isn't so very different from mine
11:33Even in dungeons, sometimes monsters are hard to come by
11:38Well, it certainly doesn't sound like a job with much security
11:42It's not like they work in an office
11:44They can't count on a monthly salary or benefits or any kind of bonus, ever
11:49They're basically self-employed workers who voluntarily put their lives on the line
11:54In wartime like right now, some find themselves without anything to do
11:58So, times are tough
12:00Yeah, I'd say so
12:01It's much harder to get into the northern countries
12:04There are spies and agents everywhere
12:07The way you talk, I take it there are times of peace too, right?
12:12The warring has actually been going on for a while
12:15But there's profit to be made if they can keep dragging it out
12:18If there's a war all year, trade and crops might not recover
12:21And that's the best case scenario
12:23I feel sure it would end everyone in no time
12:26I got more out of this than I was expecting to
12:29Thank you so much
12:31As long as it's you, I'll tell you anything you want to know
12:35Ah, is this me? Or is this a body boundary issue?
12:39This feels like the wrong kind of friendly
12:42So, I've been wondering
12:44What sorts of things do people usually discover in the dungeons anyway?
12:47Um, it could really be anything
12:50Weapons and armor are probably the most common
12:53As far as those go, there are five different categories
12:56So, anything made from your basic metal and leather are simply referred to as normal
13:02Whereas solid items are made from monster fangs, pelts, scales, and other fun things like that
13:08But unless you're skilled, those are pretty tough to make
13:11Then, of course, you've got high-end items
13:13Which are made with special materials or rare metals
13:16Only dwarves can build those
13:18It's impossible for a human
13:20The next one I don't know a whole bunch about
13:23But there are uniques that only a handful of S-rank adventurers wield
13:27Finally, there are items called legendaries
13:30That's what the holy maiden's hammer and staves are
13:34Wow
13:36I guess, as messed up as she is, she's still a holy maiden
13:41We try to find unidentified items too
13:44And you can name them yourself
13:46Oh, that actually sounds pretty intriguing
13:49We should really start brainstorming names for our precious little baby
13:53We're not newlyweds!
13:55Gah! I couldn't help myself!
13:58It's no use!
14:00She freaks me out and knocks me completely off balance
14:02And I do not mean that in a good way!
14:05Then again, they're both teaching me a lot of useful stuff
14:08There's just one more thing I need to make sure of
14:12Tell me this
14:13Is it possible to find any decent items sold in shops?
14:16Those items that are carried all over are mass-produced
14:19They aren't usually good quality
14:21Couldn't you get better items as long as you have the money, though?
14:25Like armor that defends against magic
14:28Or a sword strong enough to slice through scales?
14:31To defend against level 4 and 5 magic, it needs to be unique level
14:35But why would you need that?
14:37I bet a weapon of yours could take down any opponent
14:42Interesting
14:43But I need to go confirm all this information with my own eyes
14:47Fortunately, most of the village preparations are complete
14:50And Tahara can easily take care of what's left
14:53Honestly, leaving everything to him will most likely produce better results anyway
15:03The north, huh?
15:06Well, I think I'll have to go there myself
15:10Hey, listen
15:11If you're going north, then I really want you to take me with you
15:17Take you?
15:18Despite how I look, I'm a B-rank adventurer
15:21I'd be helpful
15:23It's true
15:24I could definitely use some guidance from someone who's had legit experience in this world
15:29You and Tahara are busy with the village, so they can't come
15:32And bringing the kids along is totally out of the question
15:35Plus, Tron might be persecuted if she tries to leave Rabi
15:39All right, then
15:40If it really isn't any trouble, I think I will take you up on that
15:44As with anything, I should go
15:47As with anything, I should learn from those who have experience
15:52Just leave it to me
15:54You won't regret it
15:57Man, she's the weirdest thing
15:59But sometimes I really am struck by what a beautiful little person she is
16:03With my tough demeanor and her sweet persona
16:06I feel like there's no way anyone will give us a hard time
16:09Act now and I'll throw a Mekong as an extra
16:12Don't randomly add me to your party!
16:14And who the hell are you calling extra?
16:17Oh, I was counting on you too
16:19Well, don't count on me!
16:20You guys can go all the way by yourselves!
16:23You said go all the way
16:25Mekong, you're such a naughty girl
16:28Will you ever just shut up?!
16:34I cannot put this off a moment longer
16:37Hear me, Seraph
16:39I must take the Omega Staff
16:41That beautiful, sacred object
16:44Oh, please, forgive me
16:50I need one of the miracles the Omega Staff makes possible
16:54Instant movement within the kingdom of holy light
16:57All the magic in this staff will be consumed
17:00And used to bolster my magical power
17:04With the magic circle in this room
17:06The miracle can at last be employed
17:09Oh, Seraph
17:10Please give me your power
17:14I must rescue her
17:16Not just because she's a holy maiden
17:18But because she's my precious little sister
17:21Whether I have to fight or negotiate with him
17:23As long as she remains his hostage
17:25Then I won't have the freedom I need in order to act
17:29Demon lord
17:30I will not allow you to have your way
17:34Seraph's bound, now!
17:44What is this?
17:54What is all of this?
17:56Oh no, I didn't screw this up, did I?
18:04Hey lady, stop there!
18:06Uh, yes?
18:08Hold on
18:09Are you the one we asked for that can use light magic?
18:12Magic crystals are all you
18:14I'm sorry, what?
18:15What are you standing around for?
18:17And who the heck shows up to work wearing a fluffy pink dress like that?
18:21You think work is a tea party?
18:24This ain't some princess ball, you know
18:26I...
18:29Now go get to work!
18:30R-right!
18:31Wait!
18:41Wait just a minute, why am I doing this?
18:43And who was that super rude man?
18:46Sister?
18:49What are you doing here?
18:50Luna!
18:52Listen, we need to get out of here
18:54I'm afraid you've been terribly tricked by that demon lord
18:57Huh?
18:58What in the world are you talking about?
19:01Hey, by the way, get a load of these, sis
19:04Aren't they ginormous?
19:06Is this any time to be bragging about carrots?
19:08Let's hurry back to the holy castle
19:10I'm not going back
19:12I'm way too busy
19:13Right smack in the middle of revamping my territory and all
19:16And you know, it's kind of a monstrous undertaking
19:20Oh, monstrous, huh?
19:25I mean what?
19:26Is he planning to use this village as a base to gather a horde of monsters?
19:31To begin with, why don't you tell me where he would have gotten the money for such a large operation?
19:37I don't know, I heard a rumor that he sold a holy coin or something, but I'm not exactly sure
19:42A sacred holy coin?
19:44Luna, they've been calling for you over there
19:48What again? What is it this time?
19:51There's a big boulder blocking the way
19:53Can you break it with your cruelty?
19:55There's really no helping it
19:57Without me around, no one can ever seem to accomplish anything at all
20:00How sad
20:01Hurry and come with me
20:03Hold up! Who's pulling on my clothes?
20:06Guess I'll talk to you later, sis
20:09Kion, Momo, do me a favor and show my sister to the hot springs, kay?
20:13There's not a single doubt in my mind
20:16That girl has devil blood
20:18A despicable devil
20:20We'll guide you there
20:22Hop, hop!
20:25I can't believe Luna's been bewitched to this extent
20:31Miss Luna will be back to join you a bit later
20:34Feel free to bathe without her, Bunny
20:36Bathing?
20:40Use the changing room inside to undress
20:42And don't hesitate to let us know if you need anything, Bunny
20:49I think the only way to free Luna now is to topple the Demon Lord
20:53And anyway, why a bath?
21:01I suppose a bath is an appropriate place to examine the naked truth
21:06And this may be my very last chance to persuade Luna
21:17Is this...
21:19These are all baths?
21:22All of them?
21:25It's... I mean, what is the Demon Lord thinking?
21:30Is that...
21:38There are more baths outside?
21:59I wish I could go back
22:02There's no place for me to go
22:09Ah, yeah
22:12I thought it would never change
22:19But no matter how many times, no matter how many times
22:22I rub my eyes to make sure
22:26My chest is filled with
22:30Like a live wire
22:32I'm trapped in this wonderful, hidden
22:36Miracle that illuminates my heart
22:40I don't ask for anything, I don't doubt anything
22:43You just believed in me
22:46As if to teach me
22:51Hold me
22:52If I can be with you now
22:56I'll be able to hold you tight
23:03Once more
23:22Demon Lord?
23:26It's just that...
23:28I don't actually like my eyes