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00:00I
00:16Luna you stand out too much in that outfit here
00:19Why don't you try these on you want me to change wait a minute?
00:23I bet you're just trying to get me into something sexier aren't you don't be stupid
00:28Just put it on oh
00:33Wow, it's so normal
00:36Yeah, and I think demon one must have chosen that outfit especially for you
00:41You look great. No doubt in my mind sister Luna
00:45Well, I guess you could be right about that
00:57Oh
01:27My
01:57Oh
02:28I
02:30Keep an eye out. I'm pretty sure they said the Sand Wolves should be right around this area
02:36Got it. You ready?
02:38Always ready
02:40Too ready. Okay, would it be too much to ask for you to not be a smartass today?
02:45Sorry, I'm afraid it's just part of the package now. Wow, that's great. How lucky for me. Am I right?
02:52This heat is the worst my boobs are all sweaty, but you don't even have boobs to begin with
02:58That tells me a lot about you. The truth is only those who are pure of heart can see my perfect breasts
03:05If he could keep his mouth shut you might actually believe he was a gorgeous girl
03:11But he's a dude
03:14Why do you keep staring at me like that?
03:18Sorry, it's nothing we should be focusing on the job
03:21Sad wolves, huh?
03:23As far as monsters go they can be a fairly dangerous breed
03:27In a pack, they're downright ferocious
03:30And I've even heard stories that they've managed to attack and destroy entire cities
03:35Yeah, but on the other hand as long as there aren't a whole lot of them, they're easily handled
03:40So there's no real reason to be worried
03:45Me come be quiet you hear that those mongrels are hiding nearby
03:51Oh
04:07Change of plans. There's no way I'm fighting those things
04:10I'll never be able to take on that many at once. I mean, I've always been petite
04:16Wait, are we talking about something else now? Stop talking and run faster. I
04:25Think I'm gonna take a break and smoke for a bit. Why don't you get changed while I do?
04:30You really just want to sneak a peek. I know you do you're desperate to get a look at my butt
04:36I
04:38Running away, you're only leaving because you know, I'm right
04:53I've really got to build up my skill points somehow, but it's just like infinity game. You earn them by fighting
04:59Yes, I need to make that happen. Um, sir
05:03Look over there
05:12Well looks like I've got my chance
05:23What the hell how many are there and why are they training them straight toward us are they crazy get away from here
05:32I
05:38Can't believe these guys like they want to get eaten
05:46Well, no worries I can handle this I'm like 98% positive my barrier will protect me I'm fine
05:54I'll be fine
05:56I'm gonna be fine, right?
06:03You weak fools explain to me the reason you're running from such pathetic beasts
06:19It'll be fine just stay in the coach
06:33I
06:40Saw you guys dare to bury your fangs at me. Do you you may be beasts, but I'm not gonna hold back
06:50Prepare yourselves. You're about to breathe your last breath in my hands first still
07:03Your foul wretched eyes don't even deserve to behold me second still stand blind
07:14No one escapes the demon Lord third skill
07:19Thunderclap
07:30Looks like my work is done. Thanks. You didn't even make me break a sweat now get
07:35Oh
07:42Hey next time be a little more careful not to get others involved so long
07:54That the demon Lord we've heard about
07:57He's very refined feeling a little warm downstairs. He's a dangerous person, you know, it's true
08:04He's dangerous
08:05Dangerous to my chastity. That is you know what I mean?
08:10We need to get to the capital
08:12If we're going to the capital I can get a makeover
08:17Demon Lord you're incredible
08:19Watching all of that made my heart go a-flutter
08:22He saved me from a life that felt like nothing more than wasting away a little bit each day
08:27And even if he does happen to be a pretty terrible evil being I know I'll never be able to leave his side
08:35Not even if it means having the rest of the world as my enemy
08:39Did you two behave yourselves while I was working looking at you? You did fairly well back there
08:46Exactly what I'd expect for my protector cool. It's not like I said I was down for that
08:51But oh, by the way, don't you have something to say haven't you noticed?
08:56Ah
08:58Right, of course, I think it looks good on you seriously suits you really well
09:03Well, yeah, I mean when someone's a real lady like me they make everything look good
09:10Amy
09:14Man I hope I'm not one of those protagonists who can't tell when a girl's making a move
09:18Oh
09:31No, he's an idiot, isn't he he's definitely not an idiot he's eccentric
09:37Listen, you be careful with him from the dirty. Look on his face. I bet you anything. He's thinking about something perverted right now
09:44Like maybe our butts
09:46I'm gonna need peace to do some deep thinking for a bit you two
09:50Why don't you get in the base to be safe? Wait, what do you mean by babes?
10:04What in the world a magic house
10:07Yeah, and guess what? There's even a barrel bath waiting for us inside
10:11Barrel bath, what is that?
10:28You can go inside too if you want, you know, oh, thank you sir, but I think it should probably just stay here and feed the
10:35horse
10:38At least take one of these okay, you know give you a little something
10:45Whoo, this is really good stuff, huh?
10:48I gotta admit you really did show some guts during that whole fiasco
10:52You didn't panic in the slightest even when it was crazy and I found that to be pretty impressive
10:58Well, that's I mean that's because you're it's because I'm what no never mind. I'm just a dumb coachman
11:07Interesting as you wish
11:19Finally it's about time
11:21In infinity game. There are those eight awesome aides that always work directly under Hakuto kunai
11:27And the truth is every last one of them is worth at least a thousand if anyone else
11:32They do require a fair share of skill points, but their talent should definitely make it all worthwhile
11:38With my current amount of skill points. It looks like I can only summon one. I
11:43Need to put some serious thought into which one I should call
11:48My underlings and I have no real way to guard ourselves against magic
11:51That's a potentially lethal weak point that I can't afford to keep putting off. I
11:57Should probably make it a priority to choose an aide who's equipped to address that issue
12:02You kidding oh then I
12:05Mean having a genius doctor and scientist of her caliber working on it
12:09There's no way we won't end up with some amazing invention to shield against magic
12:14Flip side there is the problem of her sadistic tendencies and her absurdly short temper
12:19She'd kill and dissect someone without batting an eye for no other reason than to satisfy her own strange
12:25Curiosity and she's weird about little boys
12:29All right, just do it already in the rare case she turns on you, you know, you can take her she's a solid choice
12:37Okay, here we go admin privileges aid summon you carry no I command you to appear before me
12:58You
13:22Did you call for me my chief I did thank you for coming
13:27I'll always come to wherever you are. If that's what you command
13:32Now, then, where are we? Is this a new game arena or something?
13:37She's talking
13:39She's acting over her own free will I can't believe I'm getting to see one of my characters come to life right in front of me
13:46Chief you good. I
13:50Wonder where I should start with this explanation. Okay. First of all, this isn't the Great Empire Wow
13:56This path isn't half bad
14:02Sure do honestly, I kind of want the whole house. Hey, I have a great idea
14:07I'm going to convince him to give it to me as a present. Will you help?
14:13I'm not sure exactly what Demon Lord might have to say about it, but I can definitely
14:26From everything you've said so far in my opinion, it sounds just like a forced positioning attack. Oh, yeah
14:33That explains this scenery which needless to say is a lot different than the world. We're from
14:39It's nice to talk to someone who gets it
14:42So about how we should proceed
14:44Listen chief regardless of the situation. I believe the nightless city is what's needed
14:50Nightless city
14:52It's home to the most advanced technology in the Great Empire and it's the final area of infinity game
14:59But if we were to erect such a huge modern fortress in a fantasy world like this
15:03It would immediately be seen as the Demon Lord's castle
15:07Come on, don't you think we were brought here for a reason?
15:12Okay, yes, I can see that it might be possible well, I'm glad to hear that
15:19I think it's clear to both of us what we're meant to do. Surely you agree
15:23Yes, but getting there is a long way off a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step
15:29There you go again, you can find the bright side to just about any situation. It seems well enjoyment can be found in everything
15:37That's been my belief. Anyway, that's very true
15:40So then what would you like our first move to be I think our first order of business should be to upgrade the base
15:46to a field hospital
15:50Do you know what all the wishes I've ever had have been granted by you chief well
15:55It's only natural the wishes of my very talented underling are the same as my own. I appreciate that
16:02Speaking of the hospital. I forbid you to kill anyone. We need to learn a lot more before we do anything else agreed
16:09We can't possibly proceed while knowing so little learning more is a vital importance for now
16:15I'll make sure to give you all the information I've gathered so far
16:19You is much smarter than I am without a doubt
16:22She was designed as a genius doctor not to mention a mad sadist. I could barely comprehend her myself
16:31I'll need to be very careful not to slip up with this one
16:43So is she your lover I mean how'd she get here
16:47Mm-hmm. This is an aide of mine whom I've summoned so get along with her
16:54I'm the kingdom of holy lights third. Holy maiden Luna. Okay, and don't you forget it? I'm charmed Aku
17:01Holy maiden Luna. Hey, by the way, could you look at Aku's leg?
17:10All right, Aku, can you relax for me?
17:16Oh
17:23There's nothing to worry about just the tip just the tip I swear
17:32You could dress as a boy, I mean once we're done you we don't have time to play around of course my apologies
17:41This will only sting for a second. Okay, ma
17:47Yeah
17:49Hey, wait demon lord. Are you sure she'll be all right?
17:53Nothing to worry about you need to learn to trust me and my underlings. Yeah. Well, I haven't trusted you a single time so far
18:06There wasn't too bad right and I cleaned up your scar as well your leg is as good as new
18:13all finished
18:14Aku can you stand?
18:16Sure
18:28It doesn't hurt I can walk on both my legs
18:36Demon lord
18:40Um
18:41I'm not walking weird anymore. Am I? No, you're walking perfectly normal
18:50Miss you. Thank you so much my pleasure
18:54But you should really thank the chief was it a good idea to have her practice walking around some
19:00We'll be back you go on inside
19:03Understood chief. Thank you
19:05I
19:08Know don't horse around too much
19:19Didn't I tell you nothing is impossible for the great Empire
19:29It's no dream
19:31If I have anything to say about it, you'll be able to walk without pain for the rest of your life
19:38What's your mind pinching my cheek, please again with those classic lines
19:48Well, anyway, I'm really happy for you
19:57Demon lord, do you think we could walk around a little longer?
20:02I
20:04Don't have to let me ride on your back anymore. I guess yeah, I can always give you a lift when you're tired
20:12Promise me that you'll never leave me
20:15You should save that line you'll want to use it sometime in the future when you meet the person you like
20:23I think I already did
20:27Hey there we're back
20:30Did your leg hold up all right aku did this perv demon lord try anything
20:34You have a real talent for rudeness to be honest. I'm almost impressed
20:42You that was some excellent work I was right to have chosen you
20:49What is this feeling
20:51my body my heart
20:54My very cells. I'm trembling with bliss all the way to the tips of my hair
20:59What is that?
21:00It's almost as if some kind of all-powerful creator has finally acknowledged my presence
21:07An overwhelming sense of euphoria is enveloping my body
21:11I'll be needing all your support from here on out. I'm really counting on you. Right? Yes
21:20Why being praised like this being needed like this, why does it make me so happy I
21:28Feel different than I've ever felt before and really the chief is different than he used to be too
21:34I want to know more about these feelings, but also about chief
21:57I
22:58You
23:18Today I walked hand-in-hand with Aki
23:21At the start of all this I was upset at being pulled into this world out of nowhere
23:26But honestly just being able to mend little Aki's leg that seriously might have made the entire crazy thing worth it
23:41Next time demon Lord retry episode 5 merciless invasion