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00:00YUKIKAZE
00:13A demon lord, huh? What's he like? Is he good-looking or what?
00:18Oh yeah, that fancy old dude? A total daddy. He could so get it, any way he wanted.
00:24Yukikaze, you'd never change a bit, do you? You could grab any guy by the balls and he'd be all yours.
00:33Would you stop? He's the freaking demon lord. Don't you even know what that means?
00:38And anyway, I'm fairly positive you're not his type.
00:41How do you know that? I could give him beautiful demon lord babies.
00:46Alright, that's it. Has somebody spiked your milk or something?
00:50The point being, there was something like 300 sandwolves there, you know?
00:55And that guy literally squirts the whole packet in less than a second.
01:00A person like him invites disaster.
01:07Mikan, did you already forget how that fancy old dude saved your life?
01:13Okay, fine, that's fair, but...
01:16I'll happily pay him back with my body!
01:19It's your best life, just leave me way out of it.
01:22Man, my head hurts.
01:24EA, there you are! More ale!
01:26Sure thing!
01:28And I want some more of that creamy milk stuff in my belly!
01:49Trauma, keep me
01:51Even the light and the darkness
01:53I can't get rid of them, so I can smile tomorrow
01:58I realized that kindness is loneliness
02:05I want to get closer to you, but I'm still too far away
02:11No matter what kind of fate gets in my way
02:16I'll face it, with the courage I chose with you
02:27I found hope, and my heart is trembling
02:30It's echoing, move my heart
02:34I'm hiding behind my true feelings
02:37With a gaze stronger than anyone else's
02:41I don't want to see your majestic appearance
02:43I don't want to see your majestic appearance
02:45I'll sing of my wishes
02:48I'm engrossed in dramatic things
02:49Even the light and the darkness
02:51I can't get rid of them, so I can smile tomorrow
02:54Let's begin, wake up
03:13You just happened to possess powers out of the ordinary
03:15That's all it was
03:17To be perfectly honest, the appearance of this Demon Lord
03:20Concerns me quite a bit more than the Dragonkin ever could
03:23Lord Utopia
03:25Though it's true we revived the Demon King
03:28There are rumors that he was killed by this Demon Lord
03:34In any case, it seems Hades requires more sacrifices and power
03:41We'll destroy the capital
03:43By allowing Hades to consume everything both good and bad
04:01Kreil, that useless incompetent fool
04:05How could he have stumbled over such a tiny pebble?
04:27So, what's that village?
04:30Seems like a pretty desolate place from the looks of it
04:34That happens to be my village
04:36Huh?
04:38What? It's my territory?
04:53So you're fine with the way things are going here, have you seen it?
04:57I have no interest in running a stupid territory
05:00Besides, someone they sent from the church is officially overseeing it
05:04So it's really none of my business anyway
05:06Now I get it
05:08Luna's just a public face used to rally support
05:11Probably a blessing
05:13She's good at magic, but she'd suck at running a territory
05:16Someone like her would raise taxes like crazy
05:19And cause a revolt faster than she could say let them eat cake
05:22I imagine she'd get herself slapped into the stocks her very first day on the job
05:28They probably dumped this particular land on Luna
05:31To keep her away from the better areas
05:33And their own interests elsewhere
05:36Message
05:39You
05:40I have a strong suspicion that the church is manipulating Luna
05:43Like she's no more than a puppet
05:45What do you think?
05:46I agree
05:48The nobility in the church brass
05:50Has nothing to do with me
05:52And I don't want to get involved
05:54I agree
05:55The nobility in the church brass
05:57Most likely decided to take full advantage of her naivete
06:00By choosing to stick her with the most problematic land
06:03Hmm
06:04In which case they can't really complain
06:06If we take this rejected piece of earth, right?
06:09You plan to use this village?
06:11Why not?
06:12It's only made in territory so no one should interfere
06:15It's pretty convenient
06:25Luna
06:26I'd like to borrow a corner of the village
06:29Demon Lord
06:30What is it you're planning to do here?
06:33Nothing much
06:34Just considering possibly running a doctor's office for the people
06:38Oh, you mean with Miss Yu?
06:40If Miss Yu works as a doctor
06:42People from all over the kingdom will come
06:49Well, Chief
06:50How about around this area?
06:52Hmm, it looks a little cramped
06:54See, I was thinking about building a hot spring resort right next to it
06:59A hot spring, huh?
07:01That sure sounds lovely
07:03Let's be real
07:04It's hard to find anyone who hates hot springs
07:07So if I open up a hospital and hot springs together
07:10I can rake in double the income
07:12Boom!
07:13I can even sell soap and some kind of package deal
07:15And have a really nice little business
07:18Hmm?
07:19Well, if it isn't Miss Luna
07:21It's so nice of you to come and see us
07:25Wait a second!
07:26It's that man from the wanted posters!
07:28Yep, the Demon Lord
07:30And I've forced him to cooperate with me
07:35Am I right to assume you're the one appointed here by the church?
07:39From this day forward
07:40Luna and I will be looking after this village together, thanks
07:44Get back to the church or whatever
07:46And pass the news on to whoever needs it
07:49Uh, pardon me
07:50But shouldn't we really be discussing this with my superiors first?
07:54Superiors?
07:56I'm afraid I'm not exactly following
07:59Luna is the rightful lord of this territory
08:01And she wishes to run things her own way from here on
08:05But it kind of sounds to me like you're suggesting
08:07The church and your highly questionable superiors
08:10Are the true lords of this territory
08:12Oh, no, no, no, no, not at all
08:14Of course this village belongs exclusively to Miss Luna
08:18Well, I believe you've answered your own question then
08:21Now run along and do as I said
08:27So, you can be a surprisingly smooth talker when it comes down to it, huh?
08:36Don't worry about a thing
08:39Don't worry about a thing
08:41If you just leave it all to me
08:43I'll help this village get back up on its feet
08:46So, um, do you think my allowance could go up at all?
08:51Of course, I promise you that
08:58Kyon, how are the carrots over there?
09:01Not good
09:02They're too skinny to sell for much
09:04How are yours over there?
09:09It's bad here, too
09:11We need to buy more water crystals
09:14Can we? They're so pricey now
09:16Earth crystals, too
09:18The soil is so bad that without crystals
09:21There's no way we'll be able to grow carrots
09:24No one can grow them but us
09:26So at least we can get a good price from the harvest
09:29But when I think of how many crystals we'll need
09:33What's the deal with the rabbit-eared people?
09:36They're a race called bunnies
09:38What they say is that long ago the cherub loved and adored them
09:43There aren't many of them
09:44But they're all gathered here to live together
09:47Adored, huh?
09:49Almost seems more like they're being quarantined here
09:53Because the kingdom of holy light
09:55Kind of hates all the other races except humans
10:01Hold on, what did you do that for?
10:04No reason, really
10:06Just a little friendly support to cheer you up
10:08Stop lying to me!
10:10You're a pervert and all you wanted was to touch my butt, am I right?
10:13I'm right, aren't I? You know I'm right!
10:16Could you save your dreams for bedtime?
10:18I for one would like to go hear what the bunnies have to say
10:24Oh, so you're already bored with my butt
10:26And now you're gonna go after the bunnies' butts?
10:28You're the perviest demon lord in the whole world!
10:34Demon Lord
10:44Yes, I can see the water shortage is causing you trouble
10:48Is there anything you can do, demon lord?
10:51You knew good and well that your vassals were in need
10:54And yet you turned your back and didn't help them
10:56Not exactly model holy maiden behavior
10:59It isn't my fault, okay?
11:01I was always taught to keep my pretty little hands out of the dirty workings of the day to day
11:06So, you said your name was Kyon, right?
11:08Is there a well for water in this village?
11:10Um, yes, there is! Hop!
11:14Hop?
11:15Hop! Hop! Bunny! Bunny! Hop! Hop!
11:18This is probably obvious, but why do you use the word hop so much?
11:22Oh, we've just learned humans get pretty disappointed unless we finish with that
11:26Hop!
11:28Well, you can drop it for me, okay?
11:30Did you say your name was Momo?
11:32You can skip all the hopping too
11:35Got it, bunny!
11:37No! You don't get it at all!
11:40What the hell's wrong with these people?!
11:42The water well's this way! Hop!
11:46You guys are killing me, please just guide us there already!
11:55Okay, what kind of shape is it in?
11:58Not good. The underground water vein is completely exhausted
12:03and it's likely that digging any deeper would be a complete waste of time and resources
12:08That figures
12:10But we don't have the budget to go out and buy more water crystals, bunny
12:14We're in trouble, Hop
12:16He's gonna do something crazy again
12:18But what?
12:20What'll we do?
12:23Let's see, a pulley wheel is a low-level item, so it's only 5 skill points
12:28When you play Infinity Game, plastic bottles filled up with water are the primary recovery item
12:34In areas with water wells, you could use a pulley wheel in order to draw the water up
12:39Cool, I've got 265 skill points
12:43Even if I build the field hospital and hot springs, I'll still have some left over
12:49Well, shall we get started then?
12:52One low-level item, creation
12:56Come on!
13:07I'm getting scared now, Hop
13:09What even was that bunny?
13:11How do you do it? Where the heck do you get all that stuff from?
13:15How the heck do you get all that stuff from?
13:17I suppose the simplest answer is, a fragment of my intelligence
13:22Right, that makes total sense
13:25Alright, we should probably go ahead and get this thing attached
13:28I'll help, I love a challenge
13:32If the well's exhausted, isn't it kind of pointless to add a pulley wheel?
13:36Hop, it's okay
13:39You can trust Mr. Demon Lord, he knows what he's doing
13:42Using this special pulley wheel of mine is guaranteed to produce water every time
13:46The state of the well doesn't even matter
13:49I don't think I understand what you're saying, bunny
13:52Well, I don't understand why you say bunny all the time, so we're even
13:57What's the weirdo doing this time?
14:00Aku, could you bring up some well water?
14:03Sure, I'll try
14:06See, by twisting this wheel, even Aku can draw water with relative ease
14:11And all I have to do is turn it like this, right?
14:14You're nuts, you can't draw water from a dry well
14:20Look, it's water
14:25Okay, what's the meaning of this, Demon Lord?
14:28It's just like you said it would be, it's a total cinch for me to fetch water
14:33Momo, look at this, there's tons of water now
14:36Are you kidding? How is that possible?
14:40You guys can't speak normally after all!
14:46As I thought, it's regular water
14:48I would definitely have to rethink my plan if it was water that recovered HP, but...
14:53And again, if water crystals are valuable enough to be sold, it probably wouldn't be the smartest move in the world to let this go public
15:01Well, you're gonna explain?
15:03Why is water suddenly coming out just because you added that thing?
15:07This is a magic pulley wheel from my homeland
15:10As you can see, it draws water from even the most dried up wells
15:14I'm sure it's not hard to understand how valuable an item like this can be for a community
15:22Honestly, it wouldn't be outside the realm of possibility for a war to break out over this thing
15:27The fact that it's such a low-level item is beside the point
15:32We'll keep the secret in this village forever
15:35We can't thank you enough! Now we can grow healthy carrots again, buddy!
15:39They're saying it on purpose now! Why must they torture me?
15:43Anyway, let's see, the next thing you need for farming is...
15:46I need a mid-level item, creation
15:52Fertilizer
15:54I assume you know how to use this
15:56I'm counting on you to do whatever needs to be done with it
15:59Momo, look! This fertilizer is amazing!
16:02Oh wow! It's overflowing with blessed power!
16:05Well, this should lighten up the mood in the village for a bit at least
16:09We can fix it up all we want, but no one's gonna come here if the whole place is just a bunch of downer bunnies
16:15Just like the thing with the tea bowl
16:18It's hard to process that such utter pieces of crap can be so valuable here
16:22Kinda unbelievable
16:27So, I've been thinking
16:29That I guess you must have some good in you
16:33You're smarter than that
16:35It isn't out of the goodness of my heart or whatever
16:38Everything I do is for a reason
16:40Then what's your reason now?
16:42Oh, I bet I know! You wanna do nasty things to the bunnies!
16:46You're being dumb
16:48Surely you understand that somebody has to operate the hospital in Hot Springs, right?
16:52The only thing I wanna do to the bunnies is employ them
16:56Like this!
16:58Oh?
17:00Well, if it helps my village develop and it raises my allowance, then I guess I've got no complaints
17:04That's good, because I'm just laying down the groundwork for now
17:08We'll do more once we return from the capital
17:12You better be planning to spoil my brains out while we're there!
17:15Lots of clothes shopping, am I right?
17:17Why should I have to be dragged into clothes shopping with you?
17:28My goodness, isn't that something?
17:30So Miss Luna is taking over the church-run territory
17:33Because she would prefer to handle it all on her own, correct?
17:36We should be pleased
17:39I admit I'm worried about her
17:42The one calling himself Demon Lord
17:44I'm afraid that he may be deceiving her greatly
17:47Oh, don't worry
17:49If that bad man bothers you so much
17:51You know I'd be more than happy to discipline him myself for you
17:55Miss Luna has obviously chosen to trust this person
17:59I don't believe we have the right to interfere with that
18:02That's a crock
18:04Isn't his face already plastered on wanted posters all over the city?
18:07Dona, that's because of the damage that was caused in town
18:11You know what that's about
18:13You wish to punish someone Miss Luna trusts because of a rumor
18:16Please, you know full well that Blitzo reported one of his remote villages was burnt to a crisp
18:21Besides, didn't this Demon Lord person completely destroy Miss Luna's escort?
18:28According to all the reports I've received
18:30Only a single house in the village was actually burned
18:33I think perhaps it could be that Blitzo exaggerated the incident
18:39Come now
18:40Are you telling me that you don't trust the word of a noble?
18:43Trust is earned
18:44I bestow it based upon a person's merit, not their status
18:48As far as I'm concerned
18:50The reports from my subordinates are more likely to be accurate than anything Blitzo says
18:56It's a rare thing for her to act upon something on her own
19:00For the time being, I believe we should wait and see
19:04Yes, of course
19:05If that's what the Holy Maiden prefers
19:08As you wish
19:15What an insufferable person
19:20He is the worst!
19:30I heard you had a rough time the other day
19:32I'm glad you're okay
19:36You ran into Luna in the city of Yahoo, right?
19:39How did she seem to be doing?
19:42The report I received said that she was traveling with this man who's calling himself Demon Lord
19:46So now I'm worried sick
19:48A dragonkin got involved in the whole mess somehow as well apparently, so...
19:54I'm in love
19:57For real, I think I'm in love with that man
20:13I can't stop thinking about how perfectly cool he was
20:17Wait, hold up
20:18Just what exactly are you saying right now?
20:21Are you... are you actually referring to that dragonkin?
20:24His crazy speed and that beautiful fighting spirit
20:27His shockwave that literally embodied the form of a freaking dragon!
20:31Um, but Queen, isn't it hard to believe that there was a real dragonkin there?
20:36Let alone one who embodies the form of a dra-
20:39You wouldn't be spouting that nonsense if you'd been there to see him like I was!
20:43His strong, powerful fists
20:45His striking figure
20:47His impossibly magnificent good looks
20:50And his cool lines!
20:52Could we calm down a bit?
20:55You gutless worms are too early to face the dragon by around a thousand years
21:00Huh?
21:06He's way too cool for me!
21:10I'm rude and I pick fights and my language is pure trash
21:13But he really looked at me as a woman, zero through seven!
21:18I've gotta go hurry and find Mr. Zero!
21:21I'm gonna bury my face in his clothes!
21:24There's no way he doesn't smell incredible!
21:27What the-
21:28Will someone please explain to me what is happening right now?
21:31Queen and Luna are both acting totally weird!
21:43I wish I could go back
21:46誰かが言う
21:48場所は
21:50僕にはない
21:53Ah, yeah, yeah
21:57変わらない
21:59未来は
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22:15そう思ってた
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