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00:15Hey, Organ, do you think it could really be true
00:18that a dragonkin showed up in Yahoo?
00:20No. It just seems ridiculous.
00:23But you never know. There are no guarantees in this world.
00:26I know! Sounds like some kind of fairy tale.
00:29A dragonkin taking a stand against evil.
00:32If there really was one, the Beast Kingdom would be all over it, that's for certain.
00:36You never know. Maybe he's a wild dragonkin or something.
00:40Don't be absurd.
00:42Why is the union of human and dragon celebrated,
00:45but a human and demon?
00:47They're detested and persecuted.
00:49What a ridiculous, illogical world this is.
00:52I know the dragonkin is great and all mink,
00:56but I recommend this one here.
00:59Hmm.
01:01Check it out. This man is calling himself Demon Lord.
01:05So one thing's for sure, if you hang out with him,
01:08you can expect to get into plenty of shenanigans.
01:11Oh?
01:16I can feel the waves of destiny crashing over me.
01:19My right eye is throbbing.
01:21I can see it. I can see it all.
01:23By the hands of that man, the future of our world will plunge into chaos.
01:28Come on, Organ. I think we should perform a blood oath right here.
01:32The coming chaos is going to be darker than either of us can imagine.
01:35You do know you're a priest. What the heck are you talking about?
01:42If I'm not mistaken, aren't those the S-rank adventurers Mink and Organ?
01:47It's true the Demon Lord may be out of our league,
01:49but I have a feeling those two could handle him.
01:52That old man is mine and mine alone.
01:56Nobody else lays a hand on the hot demon.
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07:04She must be a shrewd one.
07:07Luna, who is this madam?
07:10I can't believe this. Now I'm hearing his repulsive voice in my head.
07:14Okay, repulsive was unnecessary, don't you think?
07:17Luna dear, is anything wrong?
07:20Uh, no, nothing at all. I'm totally great.
07:23If you haven't figured it out, one of my skills is to communicate without being heard.
07:28Obviously I knew that, duh. Madam is kind of the central figure for all the wives of the nobility.
07:34She has tons of connections, and she's hugely influential amongst the nobles.
07:39So you're saying you would consider her the queen of high society?
07:42Yeah, that's right. And she'd be a dangerous enemy.
07:46Good. I've got an idea.
07:48If I can somehow manage to gain her trust, then we'd have an unbeatable ally, which would be invaluable.
07:57You see, madam, we've gathered here tonight in order to celebrate the healing of our little Aku's injury.
08:02Perhaps you would like to offer your congratulations as well?
08:06Oh my, that's just wonderful. Congratulations to you, Aku.
08:11Thank you so much. That's kind of you.
08:14So tell me, is this your first time in the city, little one?
08:17It is, yes. It's beautiful. I can hardly believe I'm even here. It's just like a dream.
08:23Well, aren't you adorable? You're such a sweet and earnest young lady.
08:28Oh, thank you, madam.
08:29I know, she really is, right? I'm proud to have her as my friend.
08:33Oh, come on, stop. You're way too kind.
08:36And what do you think about our city, Mr. Demon Lord?
08:39It's truly spectacular. But it's also straightforward and easy to understand.
08:44Compared to some of the impoverished lands I've passed through on my travels, the Holy Capital's prosperity is a wonder to behold.
08:52Oh, you're absolutely correct.
08:55In fact, it's not at all unusual for one to hear the many lands of the kingdom compared to either Heaven or Hell.
09:02I don't think that could be any closer to the truth.
09:05However, I believe there might be a way to resolve that troubling disparity.
09:12Well, I would love to hear your opinion. You're obviously a wise man.
09:18It's a simple concept, actually.
09:21All we have to do is transform every last land into Heaven.
09:25If we succeed, the country's problems will evaporate. It's that easy.
09:29Goodness, this seems like a rather large-scale proposition.
09:33Madam, trust me, if I was sitting at the head of this kingdom, I could get it done within a few short years.
09:39My!
09:41But come, come, enough of these boring political problems, don't you agree?
09:45Besides, there's another kind of Heaven that I'd like to introduce you to.
09:49That sounds intriguing. And what exactly is this Heaven you speak of?
09:55It's this right here.
09:58Some soap?
10:00Oh! That soap is seriously the best thing ever!
10:04It washes away dirt like magic and leaves your skin so clean it sparkles!
10:08Magic...
10:10Sparkling, huh?
10:12Nice assist, Luna.
10:15Hmm.
10:18It's true. The skin of all these ladies here is dazzling. There's no denying that.
10:25I would sincerely urge you to give it a try tonight.
10:28I think you're going to be astonished at how well it actually works.
10:32I may just. Thank you so much for such a wonderfully thoughtful gift, Demon Lord.
10:37Oh, please. There's no need to thank me for such a trivial thing as that.
10:41But I am planning to open a hot spring in the village of Rabi sometime in the very near future.
10:45Now that'll be a place where your entire self will be entirely revived.
10:50Revived? Well, my goodness. I appreciate a man who makes bold claims.
10:55You will find that no idea of mine is lacking in substance. Not a single one is ever just for show.
11:01And that's because every word that comes out of my mouth I make into reality.
11:05It won't be just an ordinary bath, you see.
11:08There will be carbon dioxide baths, vase baths, stone saunas, electric baths, herbal baths, salt saunas, and so much more for the guests to enjoy.
11:17Not only will it help exhaustion, stiff muscles, and cold sensitivity, but your skin is guaranteed to feel years younger when you're done.
11:24Please, I'm sold. You simply must let me come and visit.
11:28Luna, let's keep this a secret from my sister, Oyster Fry.
11:32Oh, I'm sorry, madam. I guess that means you're still not getting along with your sister, huh?
11:36I'm in the same boat as you, I'm afraid. Sometimes sisters have a very hard time seeing eye to eye.
11:42There's an Oyster Fry, too? Get over yourself! You're both fried!
11:57Satanists! The city is under attack!
12:06Finally some entertainment. That ought to spice this dinner party up, at least.
12:29Okay, I get it. It's a synchronized attack. I guess they're not half bad.
12:36You, you need to stay here and protect the people. While you do that, I'll snuff out turmoil.
12:42Of course, whatever you say.
12:44Wait, hold up! You can't just decide that alone! I'm totally coming with you, okay?
12:49Luna, don't you get it? It's quite possible that you're the target of this attack.
12:54There's no hope for me to protect you if you're out walking the streets, do you understand?
12:58What? Protect me? I'm perfectly capable of taking care of myself, thank you very much!
13:03Will she be okay when she's this easy to read?
13:06Maku, there's nothing to worry about if you're with you. Just try to enjoy the rest of your meal.
13:12Okay, but...
13:16Will you be alright out there, Demon Lord?
13:20She seems kind of like a kid worried about her father.
13:24It's a sideshow. I'm just burning off some calories after dinner.
13:29For the record, you should return to your meal, too, madam.
13:31I must say, you sure are a confident one, aren't you?
13:35Although, if I'm remembering what you said correctly, maybe that's due to the fact that everything you say comes true.
13:42That's exactly right.
13:44Quite frankly, it's unfortunate for these guys that I just happen to be here today.
13:51You. If we're going to learn anything, we need to be able to move easily.
13:56So avoid weird behavior and boost our reputation?
14:00I love that you always catch on so quickly.
14:04I'm counting on you now, you.
14:07O-okay!
14:09Did she just stutter or something? Nah, it's you we're talking about.
14:16Now then, let me see where I should start.
14:30They keep popping up everywhere I go.
14:33If you want to meet a Demon Lord this badly, I'll grant your wish.
14:44You asked for this!
14:49You dirty, rotten adventurers! Behold my Ice Slash!
14:54No way! No way!
14:57No way! You're a frozen Mekon now!
15:01Go, Snow Kiss!
15:03Thanks for the save, Yukikaze.
15:06V for victory. Victory tastes sweet, too. I highly recommend it, to be honest.
15:11Ice Hands!
15:18Freezing up on me? That's no fun.
15:21Ice Splash!
15:27Don't falter! We still outnumber them! Keep up the attack for as long as you can!
15:35This isn't looking too good. What now, Yukikaze?
15:38Dying a virgin was not part of my plan.
15:41It's pretty impressive that you can think about sex at a time like this.
15:45What's a guy like you worried for anyâ
15:52That's a clown for you.
15:57Would anyone else out there care to put on a good show?
16:00My old man! We meet again. He's so dreamy.
16:04Demon Lord!
16:07Demon Lord, huh? And you dare to stand in our way?
16:13Who do you think you're dealing with? Kneel before me, champion!
16:20That's what I do for trash like you. Enlightenment!
16:27I show you where you belong.
16:32Pulverize!
16:41Truth of the matter is, I'm completely justified in being angry at every one of you.
16:46Though I am a little grateful, too.
16:50No, I'm not going to die like this. My end will be a noble one.
16:57May disaster now befall this cursed and terrible land!
17:16So I got caught here by a bunch of puny humans? What the heck is that about?
17:21Hey, Yukikaze, that thing is a devil, right?
17:23Yeah. The Satanists summoned it here in exchange for their lives. It's not looking so good.
17:30Whatever. Looks like there are lots of tasty snacks to eat.
17:34How exciting. I do believe it's time to set the table and let despair fill the air.
17:40Summon the Killing Bill!
17:54It sounds like the turmoil is getting a lot worse. And of course, now I'm getting chills out of nowhere.
18:00I think the devil just used barrier magic.
18:02Meaning?
18:04It means this whole area has been trapped and closed off.
18:08We won't be able to escape, not unless he's defeated first.
18:12That's right, it's time, kittens! Come play with Carnival! We'll have such a marvelous time!
18:18Your screams will accompany my music perfectly! Wail for me, my darlings! Sing your lovely songs!
18:24I want to savor every last note of your terror!
18:34What vermin did this to me? I will end you!
18:38You know, that filthy mouth actually suits you a whole lot better.
18:42Was it you, then? You greasy dingleberry!
18:46What a disgrace. A pathetic swine with an ugly face.
18:50Your voice is putrid and your clothes are absolutely ridiculous.
18:54I'd say you were irredeemable, but now that I really look at you, you're good for a laugh.
19:00I'll kill you!
19:08I'll be honest, this is the second time I've run into a devil.
19:13The last one, unfortunately, expired all too quickly.
19:19How do you think you'll fare?
19:22For purely academic purposes, I'm planning to go no-holds-barred this time.
19:31You called yourself Carnival, isn't that right? You're ready for this, Tilt-a-whirl!
19:36Wait, Monsieur! I was restating! I have no desire to fight you! Please!
19:39Oops, just realized I forgot something kind of important.
19:43Look, whatever that important thing is, I can help you with it, okay?
19:47For real, I'll do whatever you want!
19:53No, no, please! I beg you! I don't want to be killed by a human in this place!
19:59I'm sure you've done your share of killing.
20:02You should get to experience what it's like to die for once. It's only fair, right?
20:09No!
20:30What filthy fireworks.
20:32This is you, isn't it? Long live Demon Lord!
20:36Seriously, you're something else!
20:39Mister, let me buy you a drink sometime!
20:42Look, folks, when you're as good as I am, doing something like that is nothing.
20:47Old man!
20:49You've saved me two times now, but I'd like to pay you back.
20:53There's no need for that. I had my own reasons for wanting to do this, so no worries.
20:57Well, at the least, could you tell me your name, old man?
21:00Old?
21:01The me in here is still pretty young, little twerp!
21:04Sure, why not? I'm Hakuto Kunai.
21:07Hakuto... Kunai...
21:13Oh, I just knew it! The Red Thread of Fate ties us together!
21:17Slow your roll, you're being stupid!
21:19There's no way you can trust this guy!
21:21Jealous, Mikan?
21:23Why the hell would I?
21:24If you must know where my heart truly lies, I prefer heroes like that Dragonkin...
21:28She's into the Dragonkin, huh?
21:31So you prefer people who love just ask, do you?
21:34Um, I think you said that wrong.
21:36That's not even close to the same words, you perv!
21:38Well, kinda close.
21:40Yukikaze, I can't take it with you!
21:42What the hell is happening?!
21:54I wish I could go back
22:00I don't have a place to go back to
22:09Ah, I thought it would never change
22:19No matter how many times, no matter how many times I open my eyes
22:26My heart is filled with
22:30Like a lightbulb
22:32The one who locked me in
22:34Is the miracle that lit up my heart
22:36And made it beautiful and deep
22:40Without asking, without doubting
22:44You just believed in me
22:46And taught me
22:51If I can be with you right now
22:57I can hold you tight
23:04One more time
23:17For battle within the game,
23:20what you have to do is combine all of your skills
23:22and utilize them in whatever ways you see fit.
23:24So, depending on how you combo things up,
23:26it's quite possible to do astronomical damage.
23:29If you're truly an expert,
23:31it's been said you can even defeat a god.
23:34Ugh, what filthy fireworks.
23:37Huh?
23:39You really put on a show, Demon Lord!
23:41Wait, who told you that?
23:43Next time Demon Lord Retry Episode 7,
23:44All or Nothing!