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00:31How about it, Runt?
00:42Think you might remember how to smile now?
00:54I'll admit, you do seem happier than you did before, Runt.
00:58I'm not a Runt.
01:02I'm Tron.
01:04Tron, huh?
01:06That's not a name one hears every day.
01:10Mr. Zero!
01:11What are you doing?
01:12Look, not in front of everyone.
01:14Sorry, I just never want to let you go.
01:17Hey, hands off!
01:18A man and a woman should show a little more class than this.
01:21Can't be helped.
01:22The dragon on your back is so freaking manly I can't even stand it.
01:25And that chest, too.
01:28Let go of me!
01:58Tron!
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03:55What is your involvement with Luna at this point?
03:58Meeting her was a disaster waiting to happen, as you can imagine.
04:02At first, I'm sure she only saw me as some evil being.
04:06However, we've been able to build a pretty wonderful relationship since then.
04:12Huh? No way!
04:14I'm ordering you to do as I say!
04:17Luna, the very definition of selfish!
04:20He must have put some kind of crazy spell on her!
04:23Tell me, are you someone who plans to bring harm to this kingdom?
04:31That's a simple enough question to answer.
04:34See, back in my country, we have this terrific old saying,
04:37a picture is worth a thousand words.
04:40What it basically means is that seeing something in person is always better than just having it explained to you.
04:45That's a very good way to look at things.
04:48I would suggest that you not decide what you will about me until after you've seen my skills and achievements.
04:53My actions have a pretty strong tendency to speak for themselves,
04:56and, true to form, they're always louder than my words.
05:00Is he planning some kind of invasion of the Holy Capital?
05:05By the way, there's a favor I'd like to ask of you, if it's no bother.
05:10What would that be?
05:12Well, truth is, I've been thinking about doing a little research on the Seraph.
05:16So if there's a library available, I was hoping you'd let me make use of it.
05:21Wait, why does he want to know about the Seraph?
05:24Is it to figure out her weak spot so he can kill her?
05:27He's so bold and shameless, he's actually asking permission right to my face!
05:37You can use it as you wish. You're welcome to.
05:40Although, I hope you'll forgive me if I insist on not speaking about the Seraph myself.
05:46I see. Yes, that's perfectly fine.
05:50I've been finding it a little challenging to carry on a conversation with a sacred being such as yourself anyway.
05:57Now, it seems like a very good time to excuse myself.
06:00Thank you, this meeting seemed quite productive.
06:03Yes, I would tend to agree. It has been enlightening for me as well.
06:11Was it you who defeated the Demon King?
06:26I still don't understand how you people can call that thing a Demon King.
06:30To me, he just seemed like a cheap imitation.
06:41Even the Demon King was nothing to him.
06:49Man, that woman's a total knockout!
06:54And I must say, she seems uniquely sensible for a holy maiden.
06:58Actually, maybe the other two are the odd ones.
07:03Thanks to the fight the other day, I've got 1249 skill points.
07:09Not only can I summon an aid, I can build a hospital and some hot springs and still have extra points left over.
07:17Using the Omni Travel System command, I can travel back to an area I've gone to before instantly.
07:32That wicked laugh can only mean one thing. Demon Lord is here!
07:38How was it? How was your talk with the holy maiden?
07:41It went really well, kid.
07:48We're feeling more like father and daughter every day.
07:55I just don't get it.
07:58This angel stuff sounds like some kind of western fairy tale.
08:01Well, at least the pictures in this book are super pretty, don't you think?
08:05Yeah, if only it was meant to be a picture book.
08:08So did the angels exist from the beginning or were they created by someone, that's really the question.
08:13And why is it that they disappeared anyway?
08:16The demons they fought against seem alive and well.
08:19Huh? I really never thought about it that way before.
08:23The weirdest part is there's not a single thing written here about the Seraph.
08:27They just bail or what?
08:29Oh no, I don't think that's what happened at all.
08:32I feel sure they're watching over us from somewhere.
08:35At any rate, we've got plenty of time.
08:38We'll be able to come back here whenever we feel like it.
08:41Okay, I want to try to read as many books as I can.
08:49Um, Demon Lord? Last one, would you be willing to read it to me?
08:54Huh? Destructive Fido's Great Adventure? What is this?
09:00A long time ago, there was a mischievous dog named Fido who used his sharp teeth to destroy everything in his path.
09:08One day, the villagers decided they were tired of his destructive ways and drove him off.
09:14To make ends meet, Fido became an adventurer and set out to explore a nearby dungeon.
09:20He delved deeper and deeper into the dungeon, tearing up other adventurers' weapons and armor as he went.
09:27Ew, slimy!
09:29Fido came across a slime attacking another dog.
09:33You filthy slime! How dare you! Woof!
09:36After saving her from the slime, Fido spent the rest of the night gently nibbling her.
09:43Fido finally reached the deepest room of the dungeon, and there he discovered a trove of rare weapons, armor, and magical items.
09:50He carried all of them home with him, became a very famous dog, and lived happily ever after.
09:59What the heck was that?
10:01Don't the stories in picture books usually have some sort of meaningful lesson in them or whatever?
10:07Who was the target demographic for this thing?
10:10At least it's got a cute puppy in it.
10:16And he went into a dungeon, huh?
10:20You there, librarian!
10:21Yes, can I help you?
10:23Tell me something, is it true that weapons and armor drop in dungeons the way they do in this book, or is that not a thing?
10:30Oh, yes. I have heard that people find rare ancient items from time to time.
10:40This body of mine is pretty much impervious to physical attacks, so that's good.
10:44But my weak point is magic, because that stuff didn't exist in Infinity Game, so it's a brand new thing for me.
10:52I definitely need to find some way to raise my magic resistance by a lot, as soon as possible.
11:04Aku, go back to the inn without me for now. I've got something I need to take care of.
11:09Okay, see you later!
11:14To be continued...
11:32Listen, I'm a pretty busy man, despite what you might think.
11:36I don't have time to play hide-and-seek!
11:40Wait, you're...
11:45I found you!
11:58I know this kid! She's the one I saved as Zero, isn't she?
12:03Well, what is it you want from me, runt?
12:07Yep, you talk like Zero and have the same... color.
12:11Color? Wait, back up, what are you talking about?
12:14I just see everything as a color. Even emotions and souls.
12:20What, is that some new form of fortune-telling? Go bug someone else.
12:27Bring out Zero right now!
12:29Sorry, I have no idea what you're talking about. Wrong person.
12:33Do it! You have to bring him out right now!
12:37Wait a minute, am I missing something here? I mean, what are you getting at?
12:41Zero's... well, it's just that you're the one who saved my life, so I want to see you.
12:49I've got no idea how old this kid is, but I can't just let someone Zero saved end up dying out in the streets. That's definitely not okay.
12:58Fine, you win. But there are conditions if you meet Zero. You gonna be okay with that?
13:03Of course. I'll do anything.
13:06Listen, I'll tell you what. If you obey my commands and work hard for me, I'll let you meet him.
13:12What kind of thing do you think I'd have to do as work? Do I have to kill lots of people?
13:17What the hell?! Why does everyone here have the wrong idea about me?!
13:22Oh, then what do I do?
13:24Soon enough, we're going to feel short-staffed no matter how many people we have.
13:28If you could use your strength and color thing to lend me a hand, I think I could arrange a meeting. How does that sound? Good, Runt?
13:35My name's really Tron. It's definitely not Runt.
13:42Runt is a runt. Let's go.
13:45Okay.
13:49Alright, I take it everyone's ready to roll. Let's get going.
13:53Hey Chief, who's that little girl with you?
13:55You have such beautiful hair!
13:58Whoa, what are you? For real, there's devil in that girl!
14:03There's devil in her?
14:05That's too bad, cause we're gonna need her and Rabbie. So just deal with it.
14:10A holy maiden and devilkin? You're asking too much.
14:15I think if we can manage to turn that village around, your sisters will see you in a totally different light.
14:20I don't know.
14:21First of all, those who are standing at the pinnacle of a kingdom, they shouldn't really have the capacity to deal with all types of people.
14:29If you only ever see things in black and white, you'll never move forward in this life.
14:33What is this? Why are you preaching at me?
14:36I'm just saying I have high expectations, that's all.
14:40Fine, alright then, go ahead. Be warned, I won't be long.
14:44You, are you able to omni-travel now?
14:47I am, Chief. Incredible. It feels like something holding me down was removed.
14:53Everyone, come here and grab onto me, we're jumping to Rabbie Village.
15:00You, couldn't you make the jump yourself?
15:04I'm not sure I can.
15:06I'm not sure I can either.
15:08I'm not sure I can either.
15:10I'm not sure I can either.
15:11You, couldn't you make the jump yourself?
15:14It's nonsense to consume 60 power when we have the option of only using 30 though, Chief.
15:20Well, you do have a point.
15:24Here we go. Omni-travel, Rabbie Village.
15:32Wow, that was amazing!
15:34Are you kidding me? How'd we manage to get back to my territory in the bare blink of an eye?
15:39You, I want to start construction right away.
15:42Right, understood.
15:44Hey look, it's Black Suit Man Bunny.
15:47The pulley wheel and the fertilizer help so much. Hop!
15:52Just wait, I'll turn this village around. By the time I'm done, it's gonna be raining gold around here.
15:59Huh, I guess this spot will have to do.
16:12It's time for rare item creation.
16:15First aid kit.
16:23Base update.
16:25Base upgrade. Field hospital.
16:28Hey Chief, would you like to go inside and check things out together?
16:32Good call.
16:37There's no electricity, yet everything seems to be running just fine.
16:44Well, is it good to go?
16:46Yeah, we could even start today.
16:49But what are your thoughts on how we should deal with charging people?
16:52This is just to have something in place, but let's start by assigning coins to values that we're familiar with.
16:58And if it ends up being wrong, then we can always adjust it in the future.
17:02I like your style. With this world having so many different values and cultures,
17:07we don't have much choice but to boldly take a shot in the dark.
17:11Well, let's see, based on my experience thus far...
17:14Copper's a hundred yen. Giant copper is a thousand.
17:18Silver's ten thousand.
17:19And gold's a hundred K.
17:21And the elusive giant gold coin is worth around two million.
17:26There's also something called a holy lambda coin, but...
17:30depending on the season and what the market does, it changes value.
17:35Regarding the prices for treatment, I want you to care for the poor,
17:39but don't charge them more than they can afford.
17:42Trying to collect money from people who simply don't have it is an enormous waste of time.
17:46As for the nobles, charge as much as you want.
17:49Right, sounds like a plan.
17:52We'll help the poor and fleece the rich, which means we'll gain the support of the common people.
17:57You do realize that you're taking the exact opposite approach of the Great Empire.
18:01Nothing's more boring to me than treading down a well-beaten path.
18:05Always feels a little more like going backwards.
18:08Yes, we have that in common.
18:11Somehow I just knew our minds.
18:13We have that in common.
18:15Somehow I just knew our minds and hearts were on the same page.
18:20Okay, I'll admit that was oddly cute, but...
18:24seriously, has she always been this way?
18:27Base, rare item creation.
18:29Walled Springs.
18:33Right next to the hospital...
18:36Hot Springs, baby!
18:38Not bad if I say so myself.
18:40Three massive and magnificent floors of fun.
18:43Carbon dioxide bath.
18:45Vase bath.
18:46Stone sauna.
18:47Electric bath.
18:48Herbal bath.
18:50Even one outdoors.
18:52And a salt sauna to top it off.
18:54A great hall and fully equipped dining room.
18:58With beautiful lodging on the second and third floors.
19:01And when it comes to Japanese hot springs, you know you gotta have bamboo.
19:07It's making me miss home.
19:09Wow, that sure came out of nowhere.
19:12It's unbelievable bunny.
19:14Those two are stylish enough and easy on the eyes.
19:17They can work reception.
19:19When you finish your work today, I want you to assemble all the villagers and bring them here, do you understand?
19:24Okay, but why are we bringing them?
19:26Well, my thought is that in order for you to be the best host for our guests,
19:30it's important for everyone to experience it first as guests yourselves.
19:34In other words, you get some bathing time.
19:37Bathing?
19:39But only wealthy nobles can afford luxuries like that bunny.
19:42Right.
19:44In this world, people are lucky to wipe themselves off with a damp cloth.
19:47Should I open up a bathhouse for commoners then?
19:50It's doable with the high-level item Kanda River.
19:54If we charge three copper coins, I have no doubt it would bring in customers by the day.
19:58By the way, we'll also need to destroy and rebuild your houses in the very near future.
20:03I might have a problem with that.
20:06Black Suit Man, I thought you were nice, but this is tyranny, bunny.
20:10Who are you calling Black Suit Man?
20:13You got something to say about my wardrobe?
20:16Before we know it, we'll be building both legit and unlicensed casinos
20:20and anything else we can possibly think of to entertain our guests.
20:23Before we know it, we'll be building both legit and unlicensed casinos
20:26and anything else we can possibly think of to entertain our guests.
20:29All those rich nobles out there with more money in their pockets than they know what to do with.
20:36Black Suit Man's scary, pup.
20:39Black Suit Man is broken, bunny.
20:45No matter how luxurious the Hot Spring Resort is,
20:49if the employees don't do their jobs well, it won't amount to much.
20:52Among the eight aides, there was one standout genius
20:55who could not only immediately master whatever you threw at him,
20:58but also consistently produced better results than any of the others.
21:02He's got a real nurturing side, so he can watch kids no problem.
21:06Also, being a gun specialist with combat prowess and crazy skills like his,
21:11he'll easily be able to protect Rabby Village even when I'm not around.
21:15He and you actually get along pretty well, too.
21:18Admin privileges. Aide summoned.
21:22Usami Tahara, I command you to appear before me.
21:44Well, if it isn't the Chief.
21:48It's him.
23:18That sure takes me back. Masaru Kato, Yuuya Kondo, Takafumi Nomura...
23:24Are those more aids of Yuri's Demon Lord?
23:27Here's what they are. A fencing idiot, a hikikomori archer, and a mixed martial arts champion.
23:33Huh? I have to admit, I'm not exactly sure what some of that means, but they sound super interesting!
23:39Next time, Demon Lord Retry Episode 9, Dancing Swindler and the Giant Gold Coin.